There’s No Such Thing as Love in a Swordsman’s Heart

Chapter 32: Wife stinks

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Lu Jiu didn't understand the way Jiang Su was looking at him at the moment.

If he just felt that Li Hanshan had a bit of murderous aura as usual, then he already felt that Jiang Su's eyes were full of murderous intent when he looked at him.

He felt that Jiang Su wanted to tear him to pieces on the spot, but he had no idea what he had done wrong to make Jiang Su suddenly change like this.

He was already a little panicked. He was a thief after all. In terms of head-to-head fighting, his martial arts ranking was not high, but he could barely deal with some ordinary masters, but now the people who are going to kill him in front of him are Jiang Su and Li Hanshan. , he had fought against Li Hanshan, and he knew that this person's martial arts was terrible, and he was absolutely impossible to be the opponent of these two people.

He didn't dare to stay here at all, he just wanted to find a way to escape immediately.

It's just that Jiang Su and Li Hanshan have stopped him from coming and going. If he wants to leave unscathed, it will be somewhat difficult.

In the house, Bai Yusheng has also climbed up the eaves. He learned martial arts from a teacher in his early years. Although his martial arts skills are far inferior to Jiang Su and Li Hanshan, at this time, he thinks that he may be able to come in handy.

He rushed to Jiang Su's side and wanted to block Lu Jiu with Jiang Su, but he never expected Jiang Su, who seemed a little distressed, to look back at him and silently put away his sword.

It stinks, he doesn't want to stink his wife.

The rest of the people didn't know why he did this, but Lu Jiu felt that he saw an excellent opportunity. Jiang Su was too underestimated. Jiang Su took the sword, so he didn't have to be afraid anymore and chose without hesitation. Jiang Su approached Bai Yusheng's direction and felt that this was the perfect escape for him tonight.

But Li Hanshan quickly followed the block, Lu Jiu could only rush towards Jiang Su, but Jiang Su grabbed Bai Yusheng's hand and easily snatched the exquisite folding fan with jade bones inscribed in gold in Bai Yusheng's hand, and regarded the folding fan as a It was a dagger, and it hit Lu Jiu fiercely.

He just wanted to capture Lu Jiu alive so that he could find out the whereabouts of the key, so he was still worried with Li Hanshan that he would not be able to hurt Lu Jiu. Lu Jiu also knew that their trip was for the key to invincibility, and he thought that he was confronting the righteous people, so he naturally had no fear, but now Jiang Su seemed to be angry, and his attack was much more ruthless than previously expected, scaring Lu Lu. Jiu jumped in a hurry, Fang reluctantly avoided the fan, Jiang Su had already pressed the handle to shake the folding fan away, and slammed the unfolded fan bone on Lu Jiu's ankle with his inner strength.

Several people present heard the sound of bones shattering, and the jade bone fan couldn't stand such a heavy blow.

Lu Jiu screamed, but he knew he couldn't stop, he endured the pain and quickly wanted to jump off the eaves, Jiang Su raised his eyebrows slightly, inserted the long sword in his hand into the roof tile, just aiming at Lu Jiu's support on the eaves With that hand, he directly hit the lifted tiles.

He brought inner strength every time, and in a duel between masters, flying flowers and leaves can kill people, not to mention tiles. Anyway, Jiang Su was more merciful, avoiding the deadly key, but it was enough to kill Lu Jiu's hand. Numerous wounds were drawn.

Lu Jiu used to support the eaves with one hand, but now his hand was in severe pain, he was forced to let go, and almost fell hard on the eaves of the next layer. How can he remember the light effort to relieve the force, the eaves collapsed, and he fell directly along the way. Watt fell.

Bai Yusheng was stunned.

This change came too suddenly, he didn't even realize what happened, he could only look down at his empty hands...

His tens of thousands of taels of fan... just shattered? !

But Jiang Su had already turned his head and chased after him, and Fang Yuanluo had been waiting for Lu Jiu, who was full of stench, to come down as planned. When he got down, his whole body smelled even worse. Fang Yuanluo silently put on the mask he had prepared. With a wave of his hand, the guards in Linlang Pavilion put the big net that had been prepared and trapped Lu Jiu in it. .

At this time, Jiang Su landed lightly beside the crowd, looked at Lu Jiu under the big net, and was silent for a long time, then reluctantly opened his mouth and said, "Give him a bath first, and then let Shenyi Fu show him his injuries. ."

Fang Yuanluo clicked his tongue and sighed: "You're too ruthless."

Li Hanshan and Bai Yusheng also followed. Jiang Su saw Bai Yusheng and apologized to him first, saying, "Young Master Bai, I will pay you back for that fan just now."

"Jiang Shaoxia caught Lu Jiu for Bai, how could Bai blame Jiang Shaoxia?" Bai Yusheng knew the world, and he didn't lack so much money, so he smiled with Jiang Su and said, "This fan is still in Bai's house. There are countless, if Jiang Shaoxia uses it smoothly, Bai can give you a few more."

Jiang Su: "...I still prefer swords."

He took a few steps forward, took the long pole from a Linlang Pavilion guard, and first hooked out the Qingxiao Sword that Lu Jiu had stolen.

The black cloth wrapping the Qingxiao Sword was completely soaked by the stinky juice. Jiang Su was in a heavy heart. After thinking for a long time, he still didn't extend his hand. He just used the long pole to gently lift the black cloth away.

What was wrapped in the black cloth was the Qingxiao sword he wanted to see, and this sword was just like what he thought, the famous beauty he imagined through the ages.

But this beauty, he stinks.

Can you bear this kind of thing? ?

Jiang Su was so angry that he could not wait to drag Lu Jiu out of the big net and beat him again, but Lu Jiu was so stinky that hitting him would definitely stink his own hands. Jiang Su hesitated and hesitated, but finally He just raised the long pole in his hand and knocked Lu Jiu across the net that tied Lu Jiu.

Lu Jiu: "..."

Fang Yuanluo coughed and said, "Brother Jiang, everyone has been caught, so there is no need to beat him again?"

"Lu Jiu, what's the matter with you?" Jiang Su hated Tie Bucheng and scolded, "You can avoid this stinky juice yourself, can't you let Qingxiaojian dodge too!"

Lu Jiu: "... ah?"

He didn't understand what Jiang Su meant.

In that kind of crisis, aren't people more important than swords? Who knows if what Jiang Su and the others poured down is poison, what if it is Huagu Powder? If he can dodge, of course, he will try his best to make himself dodge!

Besides, he didn't completely escape himself!

"Such a good sword." Jiang Su sighed, "Why don't you understand pity."

Lu Jiu was speechless. His legs and hands were still hurting. Looking at Jiang Su, he couldn't help but retort: "This sword is not worth much. The fan you just broke is worth more than this sword—"

Before he could finish his words, Jiang Su raised the long pole again with a blank face, and knocked Lu Jiu hard.

"The sword thing." Jiang Su said, "Can you compare it with money?"

Lu Jiu: "..."

Jiang Su snorted coldly, "Vulgar."

Lu Jiu: "..."

Lu Jiu felt that the legendary No. 1 beauty and No. 1 swordsman in Jianghu might have a mental illness, and the illness is still unclear.

Bai Yusheng had already beckoned people to come up and dragged Lu Jiu down, so that the stench on Lu Jiu's body could be cleaned up. He needed to find out the whereabouts of the Invincible Key from Lu Jiu's mouth, but he couldn't stand the stench all over his body. Lu Jiu stayed in a room.

When Lu Jiu was dragged down, Bai Yusheng turned his head and invited Jiang Su to participate in the interrogation.

After all, his father had promised to give the key to the Wulin League, and Jiang Su came to arrest Lu Jiu on behalf of the Wulin League, so the interrogation of Lu Jiu should involve the members of the Wulin League.

Jiang Su readily agreed, but since he wanted to participate, Fang Yuanluo and Fu Wenxiao would naturally go together. As for Li Hanshan, Jiang Su never regarded him as an outsider. He wanted to go, and Li Hanshan must also go. .

So Jiang Su turned to Li Hanshan, originally wanting to call Li Hanshan to go with him, but he didn't want Li Hanshan's expression to be a little weird, he held the long sword in his hand, with his back behind the sword, he murmured: " I… have to go back and see how my father is."

Jiang Su knew that he was talking about Xie Zeli, but the others didn't know, Fang Yuanluo was still startled, and subconsciously asked, "Brother Mu, what's wrong with your father?"

Li Hanshan was embarrassed to answer: "I'm a little sick."

Fang Yuanluo: "Then bring it over and let Fu Shenyi take a look. The ready-made good doctor will keep the medicine until the illness is cured!"

Li Hanshan: "It's okay, it's just a minor illness."

He really doesn't know how to lie. Jiang Su could tell at a glance that he was talking nonsense at a glance, but he didn't know why Li Hanshan suddenly wanted to leave this place with an excuse, and Li Hanshan simply didn't wait for Jiang Su's response. Just left, but he didn't dare to turn around, so he just smiled reluctantly at a few people, backed up a few steps, and then wanted to turn his head and fly away.

Jiang Su frowned, feeling that this matter... was not easy.

Li Hanshan jumped out of the distance with light effort, and then calmed down a little, found a roof in the city and sat down, nervously pulled out his sword from the scabbard.

The incident just now happened too fast, he didn't think about it at all, and even drew his sword and cut through the fish bubble that Jiang Su threw to Lu Jiu.

His sword seemed to stink too.

Li Hanshan was in a heavy heart, carefully looked at the nameless sword in his hand, pondered for a long time, finally summoned up the courage, and leaned forward to sniff the tip of the sword.

Although the smell on this sword is not as foul as Lu Jiu's body, people with a sensitive nose can easily smell it. What's worse, he just returned the sword to its sheath in order to cover up the smell on the sword. Hiding the sword in the scabbard, now it seems... even the scabbard has a strange smell.

When it was over, Li Hanshan felt that he was finished.

Lu Jiu just accidentally stinked the Qingxiao sword, Jiang Su was already so angry that he looked like this, and he just wanted to skin Lu Jiu and break his bones on the spot.

That Qingxiao sword is not a matching sword in Jiang Su's own collection, it is someone else's sword, it has nothing to do with him, he is so angry, then he...

Li Hanshan silently looked at the nameless sword in his hand.

This sword was given to him by Jiang Su. It used to be one of Jiang Su's favorite hidden swords. Not only that, but he also took the initiative to draw the sword and cut through the fish bubbles. That is to say, he took the initiative to make the sword stink.

... Jiang Su will kill him, right

No, he must remove the smell from the sword before Jiang Su discovers all this. He can't let Jiang Su notice this, and he must never make Jiang Su angry.

Thinking of this, Li Hanshan got up in a hurry, and without a word, rushed towards the place where the Demon Cult was stationed outside the city.

Li Hanshan doesn't know how to deodorize at all, but He Lingcheng is an expert in this area. He can do everything from sewing to the kitchen. Li Hanshan firmly believes that as long as he finds He Lingcheng, He Lingcheng can tell him what to do!

Li Hanshan hadn't run so fast for a long time.

He could not wait to rush back immediately to ask He Lingcheng for help, so he rushed all the way out of He Lingcheng's tent with light energy, and even forgot to call the door, he suddenly opened the door and saw that He Lingcheng was sitting with Wu Qi inside, looking at the decorations on the table. , they seem to be drinking tea.

It's just like drinking tea.

Wu Qi's expression was indifferent, the black cat was lying on his lap, and it was meowing. When it called, Wu Qi raised his hand and scratched its chin. Harmony, it's just that Wu Qi's eyes have always been cold, which makes people a little scared, and he pursed his lips tightly, and didn't say a word from beginning to end, it didn't look like drinking tea at all, but like coming to the door debt collectors.

On the other side of the table, He Lingcheng was holding a teacup, but his hand trembled a little, obviously he couldn't stand Wu Qi's too scary look, just when Li Hanshan appeared, He Lingcheng was relieved and hurriedly smiled with Li Hanshan and asked, "Young Master , why are you back?"

Li Hanshan: "..."

The atmosphere in this room is a little weird. Should he go in and ask He Lingcheng for help

Forget it, let's go, it's more important not to make Jiang Su angry.

Li Hanshan took a step forward and said nervously, "Deputy Ambassador He, my sword also stinks."

He Lingcheng was still a little stunned: "What?"

Li Hanshan didn't know how to explain to He Lingcheng what had just happened in just a few sentences. He thought about it and could only say, "Jiang Su doesn't like others who don't cherish swords."

He Lingcheng: "..."

"But I made my sword stink." Li Hanshan was a little nervous, "He will be angry."

He Lingcheng: "..."

what's up

How long did this young master know that Jiang Su? Aren't they just ordinary friends? Why is the young master so afraid that he will be angry? There is nothing more to fear than this!

He had carefully guarded the innocent young master for many years, but he was indeed seduced by the right way.

Seeing that He Lingcheng didn't speak, Li Hanshan had to sit down in front of He Lingcheng and Wu Qi, then took out his sword from the scabbard and placed it on the table with the scabbard, and said aggrieved: "I was afraid that he would find out, so I just took it out. The sword was put back into its scabbard, but now the scabbard also stinks."

He Lingcheng decided to try his best to worship the young master's thoughts: "The sword that kills has a smell, isn't it normal?"

Li Hanshan was startled, not understanding what He Lingcheng meant.

"Young Master, if you leave this sword outside to dry, it will have no taste for a few days." He Lingcheng frowned, "Don't be misled by that Jiang Su, he is no longer a normal person's attitude towards swords. already."

Li Hanshan frowned: "But it's been too long."

"Tea." Wu Qi said suddenly, "Soak in water to wipe."

Li Hanshan thought about it carefully. He seemed to have heard such a method mentioned by the cook in the teacher. Tea seems to be able to deodorize. This method is worth trying. He was about to thank him when he suddenly remembered another thing.

"But what about the scabbard?" Li Hanshan was very embarrassed. "The tea leaves are stuffed in, can't they be taken out?"

Wu Qi: "..."

He Lingcheng: "..."

"Is there any other way?" Li Hanshan frowned, "Time is running out, I have to go back earlier."

"White vinegar." Wu Qi gave him another suggestion, "Soak it."

Li Hanshan: "Isn't it all sour?"

"Aromatherapy." Wu Qi said persistently, "Smoked."

Li Hanshan: "...Isn't it strange that it smells good and smells good?"

Wu Qi: "..."

Wu Qi is gone.

He Lingcheng listened to the conversation between the two, and finally spoke helplessly and said, "Young Master, give me the sword, and I will return it to you tomorrow morning."

Li Hanshan turned his eyes to look at him, and hope seemed to ignite in an instant.

He Lingcheng was speechless.

He doesn't like Jiang Su very much, because he thinks Jiang Su has a lot of scheming, not because he looks like a simple swordsman. He is worried that Jiang Su will one day plan on the young master, which will make the young master sad, but now if he refuses Help, I am afraid that the young master will be sad today.

That's it.

What happened in the future, he just waited and let it go, at least today, he shouldn't refuse the young master's request.

Thinking of this, He Lingcheng turned to look at the nameless sword on the table, stretched out his hand to take it, sniffed a little, and said, "Isn't this stinky?"

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly saw the black cat in Wu Qi's arms stick out his head, leaned his nose and sniffed on the sword, and suddenly turned his face away in disgust, stretched out two claws, and pulled in the void near the sword. up.

He Lingcheng: "What is it doing?"

Wu Qi: "... This sword looks like shit."

After he said this, he saw that the tent curtain was opened here, and the people outside were also in a hurry, just like Li Hanshan, they didn't even have time to say hello, and walked in directly.

It was Jiang Su.

Wu Qi's words were just out of his mouth, and they seemed to be stuck in mid-air. He was certain in his heart that Jiang Su had definitely heard it.

Really Jiang Su looked different, but he acted as if he had never heard anything, so he turned to Li Hanshan and said, "They said you were in the tent of Deputy He."

Li Hanshan: "..."

After saying this, Jiang Su seemed angry again, and couldn't help but muttered, as if to comfort himself, and said, "I sent the sword out, that's not my wife anymore, someone else's wife, like anything else. It doesn't matter."

He Lingcheng: "..."

Wu Qi: "..."

But it was these words that suddenly woke Li Hanshan.

Li Hanshan looked at Jiang Su, and then looked at the nameless sword He Lingcheng was holding at the moment.

Jiang Su doesn't like that others don't cherish the sword. Jiang Su regards the sword as his wife. If he treats himself with others, his sword should also be his wife.

How could he just watch his wife in someone else's arms

No, Jiang Su will definitely be angry.

Li Hanshan quickly held down He Lingcheng's hand, took back his sword, and then took the sword into his arms without thinking.

Yes, this sword is his wife, he should-

vomit.

what a taste!

Li Hanshan also stinks.

Jiang Su had a headache.

He ordered Li Hanshan to carry his sword, and hurried to take a shower, and cleaned the sword by the way. The smell was all over his body, and it made him uncomfortable to smell it.

But in this wilderness, the magic sect is only temporarily stationed here. There is no hot water here, and Jiang Su does not want to take Li Hanshan and the sword back to the city to wash again. The smell is too heavy, and he really can't bear it for long.

Li Hanshan couldn't wait to get rid of the smell on his body immediately. He didn't need to say more to Jiang Su. He remembered that there was a mountain stream nearby, so he wanted to rush over immediately. When he ran to the place, looking back, Jiang Su actually followed him. .

Li Hanshan started to get nervous.

He was just going to wash off the odor from his body. What was Jiang Su doing here

Is it to supervise him to wash the sword clean, or feel that he is dirty too... Want to join him...

Li Hanshan coughed and couldn't think any more.

Jiang Su didn't think much about it. He looked left and right at the situation of the stream. The water was crystal clear and there were hardly any people around, so no one should have seen it.

Thinking of this, he walked to the edge of the stream, picked up a handful of water, and tested the temperature a little.

After all, it was not long before the spring, and the stream was indeed a little too cold, but he had an inner breath to protect himself, and it would be fine if he washed a little, so he made up his mind, but when he turned his head, he saw Li Hanshan staring at him intently, Jiang Su Then he frowned and said, "What are you doing, washing your sword and taking a bath."

Li Hanshan hesitated: "What do you want to... do?"

Jiang Su stretched out his hand and showed Li Hanshan a look at his sleeve. Just now he injured Lu Jiu, and his hands were stained with a lot of blood from Lu Jiu, but he was still wearing white clothes, chasing Lu Jiu. When he jumped from the big hole hit by the eaves, the hem of his clothes was already gray, and he had no time to clean it up. When he saw Li Hanshan lying, he couldn't help but feel a little worried. Qing Xiaojian, the beautiful wife who had been there for so many years, hurried over without touching it.

Jiang Su just wanted to wash off the blood from his body, not what Li Hanshan thought about taking a bath here. Li Hanshan couldn't help but feel a little disappointed for a while. He sighed and walked to the edge of the stream. He just squatted down and wanted to After washing the sword, he saw Jiang Su holding up the sword to block him.

Li Hanshan was puzzled.

"Don't stay here." Jiang Su raised his voice, wishing to stop him immediately, "Not here."

Li Hanshan: "Why not."

Jiang Su raised his eyebrows: "You smell it yourself, don't you know why?"

Li Hanshan really smelled his body, maybe it was too long, his nose could no longer smell it, and even if he got close to the tip of the sword, he could hardly notice any abnormality.

"You go downstream." Jiang Su lowered his voice and ruthlessly refused to refuse, "You've made the water stink."

Li Hanshan aggrieved Baba got up.

Jiang Su: "..."

Jiang Su sighed.

"Forget it." Jiang Su shouted to stop Li Hanshan, "Just here, it's better to finish it earlier."

He Lingcheng didn't know where Jiang Su was going to take Li Hanshan. He was nervous and wanted to keep up with him secretly, but he was worried that Jiang Su's martial arts skills would be too high and his whereabouts would be easily found.

He had to take Wu Qi with him.

Wu Qi's martial arts was far higher than him, but he didn't dare to get too close to Jiang Su and Li Hanshan, so he could only prick up his ears and listen carefully in the woods a little farther from the two.

Fortunately, the night was quiet, and he could still vaguely hear the voice of Jiang Su and Li Hanshan talking in the distance.

He Lingcheng's martial arts are too poor and his ears are not as good as Wu Qi's, so he asked him, "What did they say?"

"Don't be here." Wu Qi repeated ruthlessly, "Change the place."

He Lingcheng: "..."

The next few sentences Jiang Su seemed to have lowered his voice and were indistinct, and Wu Qi couldn't hear it clearly.

But Wu Qi still understood the last sentence.

"Forget it, it's here." Wu Qi repeated Jiang Su's words in a low voice, "It's better to end it earlier."

Wu Qi: "..."

He Lingcheng: "..."

Wait, what the hell is this doing