He Lingcheng felt that he was going crazy.
He watched Li Hanshan move forward, and his heart skipped a beat. He wanted to drag Li Hanshan back immediately, but his martial arts skills were not good and his reaction was slow. When he came back to his senses, it was already too late.
Li Hanshan had already grabbed Jiang Su's arm, as if a sudden headbutt hit him directly.
Even He Lingcheng could hear the sound of their teeth knocking, and he couldn't help but groan in his heart, feeling that everything was over.
Jiang Su was pretending to be stupid, pretending that he didn't understand Li Hanshan's words at all, but Li Hanshan broke his mind so suddenly, which made Jiang Su slightly unable to come down, but he was still at this time, The outsider tried to kiss Jiang Su before the presence of the outsider.
It wasn't even a kiss at all.
Isn't this an obvious attempt to make Jiang Su angry!
No rescue, no rescue, no rescue for these two people.
…
Li Hanshan held back his anger and hardly thought about it, so he grabbed Jiang Su's arm and kissed him directly, but he moved too quickly and bumped into Jiang Su's lips, knocking blood out of his lips. The teeth of the two collided, and the knock was painful. There was nothing ambiguous about the first kiss in this kiss. He was so frightened that Jiang Su suddenly stepped back and reacted quickly. He forcefully twisted away Li Hanshan's hand that was holding his arm. His arm was broken, but he raised his hand in astonishment and wiped the blood from his lips.
If the person in front of him is not Li Hanshan, he is afraid that he would have drawn his sword and pierced the throat of the person in front of him, but this person is Li Hanshan... He couldn't do it, and he even felt that he was doing it for himself.
After all, Jiang Su had already noticed this whole thing.
From the day when Li Hanshan said he wanted to be his sword, Jiang Su had a vague sense of it. After all, he often said that he only had swords in his heart, so he guessed that Li Hanshan might have some unusual thoughts about him. I like him, but... Before today, that was just his guess.
He felt that these days, Li Hanshan's suggestion was not too obvious. He could always use the agreement with Hua Shiqing to explain what Li Hanshan did. Therefore, Jiang Su never dared to confirm Li Hanshan's thoughts. I am afraid that I have been single for a long time, or that I have been a fan of people for a long time since I read this book, so everyone thinks that the other party is wrong.
Li Hanshan is a rare friend he has met so well over the years. He doesn't want to lose this friend because of his wild speculations. He can only try to avoid it, and even try his best to imply Li Hanshan, telling him that his practice is to cut off the relationship. With the water-stopping swordsmanship, it is absolutely impossible to fall in love with someone in the future.
He didn't expect that Li Hanshan didn't understand a word, nor did he expect... Li Hanshan really liked him.
Jiang Su covered his mouth and retreated a few steps in succession. Just now he raised his head again to look at the few people in front of him, but he couldn't contain the shock and sorrow in his heart.
What's going on, what the hell is going on here
His well-chosen straight boyfriend is actually a GAY who hides his secret crush on the protagonist.
A sentence suddenly popped into Jiang Su's mind.
"I treat you as a brother." Jiang Su murmured, "but you want to fall in love with me."
Li Hanshan was stunned for a moment, but before his anger subsided, he continued to ask, "Why do you pretend you don't know?"
Jiang Su took a deep breath, looked up at him, and said straightforwardly: "You are not much different from them, and you want to fuck me too."
He Lingcheng: "..."
Wu Qi: "..."
No, the conversation between the two of them sounds more and more weird.
"I don't." Li Hanshan raised his eyebrows, "No, who are they?"
"I thought you were different from them." Jiang Su sighed deeply, "Well, who can be different in this world?"
Li Hanshan was annoyed: "Who are they? Why does it sound like there are still many people."
He had been careful all along, and couldn't help but feel even more angry, but He Lingcheng, seeing the situation was so stagnant, came forward in a hurry to help the two, and smiled awkwardly: "Jiang Shaoxia, the young master acts impulsive and offends you, don't be angry. "
Li Hanshan: "I have no impulse."
Jiang Su also sighed: "I'm not too angry."
He Lingcheng: "..."
Are these two okay? !
"I just don't understand why you don't want to tell me directly." Li Hanshan said aggrieved, "Even if you refuse, I've already thought about it. You said you wouldn't think about it in 20 years, but I really You can wait another twenty years."
Jiang Su: "..."
Jiang Su thought for a while before realizing that he might have actually said this.
At that time, in order to cope with He Lingcheng, he casually gave a 20-year deadline, only saying that within 20 years, only that in the next 20 years, he had no idea of falling in love.
He was just talking nonsense, but Li Hanshan really believed it.
Twenty years is too long. Jiang Su himself knows that events are changing. No one can say what will happen in twenty years. Even if it is him, isn't his life plan designed to overthrow and break it
But of course he couldn't say this to anyone around him. Most of these people had bad intentions for him. If he told the truth, it would be easy for things to happen.
But at this moment, Jiang Su seemed to finally realize something was wrong.
Li Hanshan told him like this, clearly expressing his intentions, but his feelings at the moment were not the same as before, as if he had seen a flood and a beast, and he was afraid to avoid it. Now he feels that Li Hanshan is a little stupid, but he has no idea. More other ideas out there.
He could only sigh, keep silent, and continue to play stupid.
Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Hanshan felt even more grievances in his heart, accompanied by a little anger, so he could not wait to ask again, "If you hate me—"
Jiang Su interrupted him: "I don't hate you."
After saying this, Jiang Su sighed again, and did not want to stay here any longer to face such a farce. It was still raining outside, so he took off the scorpion and said, "Let me be quiet."
Li Hanshan wanted to keep up, but He Lingcheng grabbed his clothes, shook his head at him, and let him stay in the room.
Li Hanshan was a little puzzled, he stopped and was about to ask, but He Lingcheng couldn't wait to speak.
"Young Master!" He Lingcheng cursed at Tie Buchenggang, "Are you a fool!"
Li Hanshan: "... ah?"
"Kissing always depends on the timing." He Lingcheng took a deep breath, but couldn't stop his trembling heart, "Is that the time to kiss?"
Li Hanshan: "Yeah..."
He Lingcheng: "..."
He Lingcheng was so angry that he was speechless.
Look at the trash education the leader gave to the young master. Since childhood, he did not teach children how to observe words and expressions and how to communicate with others, making it difficult for the young master to find a daughter-in-law now.
But being angry can't solve the problem, He Lingcheng can only be nice and patiently teach.
"Young Master, don't you think something is wrong?" He Lingcheng said, "You were called a relative's family just now? Is there any difference between this bump and a punch?"
Li Hanshan was silent for a moment, then reached out and touched his lips.
Indeed, the knock was so hard just now that he himself felt a sharp pain, and the skin was directly broken on his lips. Now that he wiped it with his hand, he could still rub off some dried blood. But even so, this is definitely not the same as hitting someone.
"There is a difference." Li Hanshan said seriously, "If I punch him, my hand will not bleed."
Or this lip is too lack of exercise, so it breaks when it is knocked. If it is repeated a few times, the result must be very different.
He Lingcheng was speechless.
He finally understood how serious the situation in front of him was.
The young master didn't seem to realize that kissing was supposed to be a way for lovers to experience affection. It was supposed to be tender and affectionate. Even if you wanted to force a kiss, it was just a forceful movement. When kissing, you had to be gentler.
After all, the purpose of a forced kiss is to make one's feelings uncontrollable, rather than to attack him suddenly, but where should this kind of thing be taught... He Lingcheng himself has no idea.
It is difficult for outsiders to talk about such private matters, and it is inevitable that it will be a little embarrassing to say it. He Lingcheng can't teach it bit by bit. He can still say a few words about this kiss, but what if it comes later? Can't he just run up and interrupt when the bridal chamber is full of candles
He Lingcheng had a headache.
He felt that even if someone else was a father and mother, I'm afraid they wouldn't worry about this kind of thing day and night like him. He scratched his head, thought for a while, suddenly remembered that there was a rescuer here, and turned his head hastily. Looking at Wu Qi, he was relieved and said, "Wu Qi's Dharma Protector! This matter... Do you understand better?"
Wu Qi: "?"
He Lingcheng thought that the people in the Western Regions are far more open than the Central Plains. I heard that Wu Qi had a younger brother than him in his family when he was in the Western Regions. As an older brother, he should always treat his younger brother emotionally. Any advice
Worst of all, He Lingcheng remembers that the pictures of erotic palaces that have been circulated in the Western Regions are very realistic and very popular in the Central Plains, but it is really not good. Let Wu Qi bring this album of erotic palaces to the young master!
But Wu Qi was confused, and after a while he murmured, "I don't understand..."
He Lingcheng: "..."
Li Hanshan finally realized that what he was doing was not right, he pinched his chin, pondered for a moment, and couldn't help but look at He Lingcheng as if asking for help, He Lingcheng finally had to point at Wu Qi's cat, embarrassedly said: "If it is like this rampant, still It's better to learn how to lick a cat's fur, understand?"
Li Hanshan was still puzzled, nodded slightly, but then asked in a low voice, "Then what?"
He Lingcheng: "..."
In the barren mountains and mountains here, even if He Lingcheng wanted to find this booklet for Li Hanshan to teach on-site, he couldn't find the booklet anywhere.
"Everything comes naturally." He Lingcheng euphemistically said, "Young Master, after Islam, my subordinates will give you a few books, and you will understand after reading it."
Li Hanshan: "Book?"
He Lingcheng: "Yes, in private, it must not be rumored, it must be of great help to the young master."
Li Hanshan: "..."
The more Li Hanshan looked at it, the more he felt that the call made by He Lingcheng was a bit strange. He thought that what he did was just because he felt that he shouldn't be so stubborn. He couldn't help but touch his lips again and look again Looking at Wu Qi's cat, I feel as if... I understand something.
Li Hanshan simply stood up and walked out, when He Lingcheng hurriedly asked, "Young Master, where are you going?"
"The rain is about to stop." Li Hanshan replied, "I'll go find him."
In any case, he thought, things had to come to an end.
No matter whether the result is good or bad now, he was already prepared to wait for twenty years anyway, he is not in a hurry, he can come back in twenty years.
But the rain was about to stop, and he had to bring Jiang Su back to the Holy Church. They should leave together.
…
Jiang Su left the hut, but did not leave too far, but stopped in the woods beside him.
He really didn't expect this kind of accident to happen, but he raised his hand to touch his bleeding lips, but he didn't feel the slightest bit of annoyance, at least he was at a loss.
Maybe it's because Li Hanshan's movements were too big, this time he knocked too hard, there was no ambiguity at all, it was just like being punched in the face, so that Jiang Su was not kissed by Li Hanshan at all. a feeling of.
All he felt was a sore mouth.
He simply wiped his mouth with his sleeve, but he was still able to smear a little blood. He couldn't help feeling that a martial arts master is indeed a master, and a martial arts person like Li Hanshan is very powerful even with a headbutt.
But no matter how much he consoled himself, it was really a kiss.
Li Hanshan likes him, his best friend actually has such an ambiguous feeling towards him.
Jiang Su sighed, but he also knew that lamenting here is of little use now. Since this matter has already happened, if he still wants Li Hanshan as a friend, he should naturally find a way to solve it earlier.
But Jiang Su thought about how to solve this kind of thing, but there was only one way in his mind.
At this time, he could only issue a good card to Li Hanshan.
Jiang Su sighed deeply. Looking left and right, he found a very short, crooked-necked tree among the trees. The tree had not yet grown, and the top of the tree was slightly higher than him, with a clump sticking out from one side of the trunk. The branches, which look like the hands of a person reaching out to the side, happen to be able to hang the sword on it.
Jiang Su hesitated for a moment, then looked up and saw that the rain was about to stop, so he took off his mino jacket and hat, put it on the little tree, then unfastened the Qingxiao sword from his waist and hung it on the slanted side. On that branch, I took a step back and took a serious look.
Very good, this height and posture does look a bit like Li Hanshan with a sword.
Jiang Su took a deep breath and tried his best to think of the little tree in front of him as Li Hanshan. He closed his eyes and hesitated for a long while before he spoke, and he spoke to the little tree with emotion.
"You are very good." Jiang Su said, "You are indeed a kind and loving person."
No, it's so weird.
How can anyone in the world say that you are a good person to the young master of the Demon Sect
At first glance, this card issuing program is only in line with modern national conditions.
At least Jiang Su felt that for people in the evil way, praising them as good people is definitely scolding them.
That is to say, for the evil way, this sentence may have to be reversed.
He cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and was about to say the next sentence he had planned to Xiaoshu when he suddenly heard footsteps in the woods.
The sound is not too loud, and it is hard to hear when stepping on the fallen leaves, but because the other party did not hide his whereabouts, Jiang Su can make a difference. This person has extremely high martial arts, and in this forest, only one person can Such high martial arts.
Jiang Su turned his head and saw that the person behind him was Li Hanshan.
Done.
Li Hanshan had just started to practice his words, and Li Hanshan appeared. This didn't give him a chance to practice, and something would definitely go wrong later.
Li Hanshan was also very nervous.
After all, so many embarrassing things happened just now. When he saw Jiang Su again, he didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only smile dryly at Jiang Su and said, "The rain has stopped. time to go."
Jiang Su nodded and actually followed Li Hanshan a few steps.
His sword and robe were still hanging on the tree, Jiang Su didn't notice it for a while, and after walking a distance, he suddenly returned to his senses, and immediately turned his head and turned back.
It doesn't matter what the minion clothes are, the Qingxiao Sword can't be thrown away.
He felt that he was so sorry for this new wife. On the first day of meeting, he made his wife drenched in stinky water, and now he even forgot his wife on the tree. Chi questioned him: "Why do you hang your sword and shroud in that kind of place."
Jiang Su also replied dryly with a smile: "...It's too heavy."
Li Hanshan: "Oh..."
No, this scene is really embarrassing.
Li Hanshan finally mustered up his courage and tried his best to break the embarrassment in front of him. He seriously said to Jiang Su, "It's my fault that you have just done it, you don't have to worry about it."
Jiang Su: "..."
"You and I can get along just like the old days." Li Hanshan said, "First go back to the Holy Church, and when you get the keys to the invincible world, I'll follow you into the invincible heaven to have a look."
His tone was calm, and although he was a little disappointed in his heart, it was nothing more than that. He was not much displeased. After all, he had been prepared to wait for 20 years before, but now it was just a small failure. For him, This is really nothing.
Jiang Su was startled for a moment, then shook his head and sighed, "You are really a good person."
Li Hanshan: "What?"
Jiang Su: "..."
No, why is he still praising the young master of the Demon Sect as a good person
Jiang Su quickly changed the wording.
"You're so bad." Jiang Su looked straight into Li Hanshan's eyes and said, "You are indeed a ruthless and unrighteous devil."
Li Hanshan: "..."