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Chapter 11: 【Cats and Dogs】

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The cat-eared little Luoli in front of him is obviously a demon.

The so-called demons are creatures that have opened their spiritual intelligence.

They are just like the records in the fairy tales. After accidentally opening their spiritual intelligence, they absorb the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate their own bodies and strengthen their cultivation base.

It's just that the sun and moon essence is not so easy to absorb, so they usually wake up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, and work more than cows.

Their path of cultivation is more difficult and takes longer, and it takes decades or even hundreds of years to achieve results.

After such a long time, they have continuously strengthened themselves, improved themselves, made themselves better, and finally...

—became the mount of the gods.

When Lu Xun was reading some fairy tales on the earth, he would sometimes think: "Will the gods compare their mounts, just like young people compare their cars?"

It's an interesting picture, though.

But like on the earth, there is really no shortage of "mounts". As long as you have money, as long as you are physically fit, you can ride every day, even a few times.

Some are hundreds of dollars, some are thousands of dollars, and some are even tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands!

— Such as bicycles, motorcycles, cars, etc.

Lu Xun once regarded Ji Li as a mount when he was on the road, but what he never dreamed of was that he would also be regarded as a mount one day.

Could it be that the monsters are obsessed with the job of "mounting horses", and have had enough of being ridden by others, so they became popular to ride people

This possibility is actually not small, and it feels reasonable.

The cat-eared little Luoli floating in front of Lu Xun saw that he did not reply, and continued to say in a childish voice: "This seat is called Maonanbei, and it is your honor to be my mount."

Lu Xun couldn't help being slightly startled when he heard this.

She is Maonanbei

This funny-sounding name is very famous in "Heavenly Dust".

She only appeared in the middle of the game. She is a peerless monster with perverted strength, who abuses players like a dog.

She is very popular, and she can be ranked among the top few female npcs because the image of the cat-eared girl is too popular.

Any post related to her can easily break through thousands of floors on the forum, and many wretched players even lined up to beg her to abuse her.

It's just that she appeared as a girl with cat ears at that time, but she didn't expect to be a luoli at this time.

But it's true to think about it, in the middle of the game, according to the timeline, it is already many years later.

Lu Xun was faintly excited when he met Maonanbei at this moment.

It's not that he has any special hobbies, what excites him is not Maonanbei's image, but... her identity!

He knew very well how special Maonanbei's identity was.

Sure enough, Murong Yan, who was standing at the side, couldn't listen any longer. A flattering smile filled her fat face, and she said to Xiao Luoli: "Little Master Uncle, this...isn't it good?"

Lu Xun wasn't at all surprised by the title "Little Master Uncle", but Ji Li opened his mouth wide in surprise.

Little Luoli's ghost-slaying operation just now stunned her, after all...

—I have never seen anything in the world.

Now, what she didn't expect was that this powerful little girl had such a high seniority!

The little Luoli named Maonan Bei glared at Murong Yan, the smile on Murong Yan's face became wider, and her fat face became even more naive.

Looking at her naive appearance, little Luoli couldn't express his violent temper.

The Zongmen arranged for Murong Yan to be her entourage, the arrangement was very stable!

She no longer floated in the air, but turned around and landed on Murong Yan's broad shoulders.

She is fat, and it is very comfortable to lie on her.

In addition, Murong Yan was originally a big girl over 1.85 meters tall, and Mao Nanbei sat on her shoulders, taller than Lu Xun.

She put her hands on her hips, curled her lips, and said to Murong Yan: "There is nothing that is against the rules, aren't rules just for breaking?"

When Murong Yan heard this, the expression on that fat face was a bit complicated, and she said to the little Luoli who was sitting on her shoulder: "Little Master Uncle, it's okay to talk about this outside, but the law enforcement elders can't hear it."

The cat-eared little Luoli shook his little feet in the air, and said angrily: "I am his uncle, can I be afraid of him?"

It's just that it sounds a bit strong on the outside but on the inside

"And I didn't say this, it was said by the second senior sister, if he has the ability, he will trouble the second senior sister!" She added.

Sure enough, he was still cowardly.

Putting this state on a luoli, we usually call it "milk fierce".

Maonanbei continued to shake his little feet in the air, looked at Lu Xun and said, "What are you thinking about? Be my beautiful mount, whether it's exercises, magic weapons, or panacea, I don't lack anything, how about it? "

The mount was the face of a practitioner, and Lu Xun was very good-looking, so she felt that she would have a lot of face.

Ji Li, who was standing beside Lu Xun, suddenly stretched out her chubby hand and gently tugged at the corner of Lu Xun's clothes.

Lu Xun usually talked to her without restraint, and she was afraid that he would say the same to little Luoli.

She didn't know that Lu Xun was already plotting against little Luoli.

He originally planned to contact Murong Yan through Ji Li, and then get in touch with Murong Yan's sect.

It's not that she is using Ji Li, so that she can fulfill her wish and make a perfect start according to the plan, which is a win-win situation.

But Maonanbei suddenly appeared... It seemed that everything became simpler.

Ever since, he smiled.

His smile is very kind.

Ji Li only saw such a smile once, when he was talking about practitioners in the teahouse.

Looking at Lu Xun's smile, Maonanbei fell in love with him even more.

It really looks good!

Lu Xun was like a mortal who really didn't know much, and asked, "Your Excellency is strong?"

"That's natural!" Little Luoli is very confident: "I came here to get rid of a ghost king nearby. You saw the hundreds of ghosts just now. They are the clones of the ghost king after death. I cut them off with one knife. s head!"

The core of this sentence is easy to understand: Don’t you think the smooth and smooth operation I just did is not awesome

Hearing this, Lu Xun couldn't help being taken aback. Has the ghost king come out yet? How much experience should a ghost king be worth! suck!

"Then your sect is also very powerful?" Lu Xun continued to pretend to be stupid and asked.

"That's natural!" Little Luoli raised his head and chest, as if proud of himself.

She has a very high seniority in the sect, and the more powerful the sect, the more powerful she will naturally appear.

"Then can I go and have a look first, and then make a decision?" Lu Xun said again.

This is his ultimate goal!

He is going to this sect before he can start the legendary "perfect start".

This kind of big sect has a large formation, and it is hard to find a trumpet with no cultivation base. You can't sense it at all, and even if it is in front of your eyes, you can't see its specialness.

Little Luoli frowned slightly, she didn't like others to bargain.

But this person is really good-looking, and she doesn't want to miss it.

After thinking for a while, she nodded.

At this moment, Lu Xun showed a more gentle smile at the right time.

This smile seems to hide the tension and anticipation of the small villagers when they want to enter the big city, and it seems that people at the foot of the mountain want to see the scenery on the mountain.

Little Luoli didn't know that Lu Xun was not from the foot of the mountain.

He has also seen the scenery on the mountain peak.

At this moment, he is just exposing his old Yinbi's nature, which loves to play routine games.

If we want to choose a name that matches Maonanbei, we can call this kind of person a dog.