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Chapter 166: [You can do many things while cooking porridge]

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Lin Chan heard her master say that she was going to go out and chop off a head, but she didn't have any idea, she just said "oh" in her heart, and then nodded obediently.

In Lin Chan's heart, everything Master did was right, and she didn't think about it, nor did she go into it. At the moment, I just want to cook the porridge so that it can warm my stomach and fill my hunger when Master comes back.

Lu Xun picked up the bamboo hat on the table and put it on his head to cover his face, then walked out with the scabbard in hand.

Yunmeng County at night is indeed more lively than during the day, and the busiest street is of course.

Lu Xun didn't rush in, but stood at the street corner and looked in.

Some of the girls upstairs seemed to have noticed him, and a very strange idea came to their minds: "Why can't I look away from the man on the street wearing a bamboo hat?"

Who cares, it looks like a distinguished guest!

Soliciting!

Not to mention, Lu Xun was wearing a black robe that symbolized the identity of the little master and uncle of the Demon Sect. Although it was very simple, it was expensive. Not exactly a piece of equipment, but certainly a luxury item.

How can a girl in this line of work have no eyesight? One can tell at a glance that this simple black robe is definitely not simple!

The crisp and sweet voices came one after another, and the wave after wave of waving, Lu Xun nodded secretly: "As expected, I am very welcome no matter where I go."

In fact, for the girls upstairs, while making money, it would be a good thing if the customers are handsome or otherwise pleasing.

Lu Xun walked forward slowly, looking up curiously from time to time, but what was thinking in his mind was the song "Bodhisattva Man" written by Wei Zhuang.

"Now I recall Jiangnan Le, when I was young and my clothes were thin.

Riding a horse against the setting sun, the building is full of red sleeves. "

Nowadays, most of the girls upstairs are wearing bright clothes, most of them are red clothes, and their sleeves are fluttering and waving, which is very appropriate for the occasion.

Lu Xun walked all the way in, looking at the men and women coming and going, looking at Yingying and Yanyan here, and every time he reached the door of a building, he would take a look inside.

He didn't look at the quality of the girl inside, and his eyes were specifically looking for the bustard in the building.

"Not this." He continued walking.

"Not this one either." He moved forward again.

Although he knew that the ruthless person was hiding here, he didn't remember which building she was hiding in. After all, who would remember this when reading the post

It was only when Lu Xun walked to the last building of this fireworks street that a smile appeared on Lu Xun's face under his hat.

"So I'm hiding here." He lowered the brim of the bamboo hat and began to walk inside.

Seeing Lu Xun's low-key attire showing luxury, the old bustard immediately greeted him.

She did pay attention to the scabbard in Lu Xun's hand. She had a scabbard but no sword. Could it be a special taste to bring this scabbard to such a place

This scabbard... is actually a prop

As a procuress, she is naturally well-informed. Men, there are all kinds of perverts, and she has seen all the weirder ones.

The bustard looked to be in her early thirties, no matter whether it was her charm or her figure, she had nothing to say.

Especially this tall figure is very eye-catching.

She looks taller than ordinary women.

If it is said that she was the number one in which building when she was young, absolutely no one would not believe it.

For many customers, they also like this kind of thing, after all, the older ones are more understanding!

If he had to use one word to describe the woman in front of him, Lu Xun would use a classic line from "Jiaqian Layman":

"Very moist."

The only fly in the ointment is that the madam is missing an arm.

"What's the name?" Lu Xun asked.

"My family's surname is Zhang." The old bustard's eyebrows changed, and there was charm in every glance.

"So it's Mama Zhang." Lu Xun looked her up and down, his eyes full of curiosity, and after looking at her for a long time, he said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "I don't know if I'm here to pick a girl, can I choose Mama Zhang?"

The old bustard covered her mouth and smiled, and said: "Oh, this young master doesn't dislike the ruined body of the slave family, how can the slave family have no reason to be unwilling?"

With that said, she leaned on Lu Xun.

Lu Xun dodged without leaving a trace, threw out a bag of money, and said, "Give these first, and we'll see how Mama Zhang behaves later."

The old bustard smiled and collected the silver, and then led the way.

Her waist twisted very badly, and it seemed that her waist was very good.

Every few steps, he would look back at Lu Xun, and every time he looked back, the style was just right.

Although the girls here must have been trained, most of the bustards used to be in this line of work, which means that they have changed from employees to bosses, and they are basically all trained, but Lu Xun always feels that she is a bit too deliberate .

"It's understandable, after all, in the first few decades of her life, she was a man." Lu Xun said in his heart.

It's fine for a man to do this job after cutting himself off, but... he can do it very well!

Not long after I started this business, I opened my own shop and became a bustard!

What a legendary life!

Seeing how proficient she is now, I am afraid that some "male plus male" things have happened in these years.

After coming to her exclusive room, Lu Xun took off the hat on his head.

The moment he took it off, he was stunned when he saw this mother Zhang.

"I didn't expect the young master to be extremely beautiful!" Zhang's mother said.

"You're okay too." Lu Xun said casually.

The old bustard was choked, and for a moment didn't know what to say.

Lu Xun didn't bother to talk nonsense to her, so he smiled and said, "A few years ago, you sucked people's yin energy, and these years, after becoming a woman, you sucked people's yang energy. Bewitched?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the old bustard's face changed drastically.

She was about to speak when she felt a slight chill on her neck.

A sword qi quickly crossed her neck.

In the blink of an eye.

The chicken head fell to the ground.

Lu Xun muttered to himself: "It seems that you have paid a great price for the secret method of changing yourself from a man into a woman. It has been so long, and your cultivation has only recovered so much. The human sea strategy is over."

He just came here to do a mission, and he didn't care about the story behind it. If she blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Just be neat, he thinks it's fine.

If there were really any epic stories, the guild that had done this task in the previous life would have already posted the content to the forum.

The end result is that there is no story, but a certain master in the guild secretly drew some notebooks...

They are all talents!

Lu Xun took out a brand new storage ring and put all the corpses in it.

After finishing these, he was ready to go back to the inn.

There was a reason why he was in such a hurry.

"According to the time, Xiao Chan'er's hot porridge should be ready."

Of course, before leaving, he did not forget to take back the bag of silver taels that he took out earlier.