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Chapter 21: 【You may earn blood, but I will never lose money】

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Back mountain, bamboo forest.

Maonanbei was lying on the Taoist woman's lap, with four cat paws curled up slightly, and even his eyes narrowed.

It can be seen that the woman's cat-handling skills are really superb.

"Sufu, meow~"

Maonanbei would come to sneak attack in the bamboo forest every three to five times. I don't know if it's a child who loves to play pranks, or a desire to be masturbated in his heart

Maybe it's both.

After the woman rubbed the little black cat's ears with her slender five fingers, today's cat stroking is officially over.

Maonanbei lay on her lap, enjoyed the aftertaste silently for a while, then jumped onto the woman's shoulder with a slight jump, and then hung half of his body there.

The woman who looked like a Taoist nun was too thin, a little too thin, and looked very weak.

Her shoulders are definitely different from Murong Yan's big fleshy shoulders. Maonanbei can only hang them up instead of lying on their stomachs.

After hanging on the woman's shoulder, the little black cat began to chatter about the anecdote about his descent this time.

For example, what delicious food to eat, what fun things to buy, killing a ghost king by myself, and the whole process of meeting Lu Xun...

After being transformed into a monster, it was like rebirth. Her mind was not yet fully mature, so she was childish and dared to say anything.

When she said that she wanted to accept Lu Xun as her beautiful mount, the woman who looked like a Taoist nun raised her white palm, made a fist with it, and then lightly knocked her cat's head.

"Meow!" Maonanbei covered his forehead with his two meaty paws.

Regarding the sudden lesson from the second senior sister, Maonanbei expressed his puzzlement, and said: "I just want to see him good-looking, and I'm greedy for his body, and I don't want to do anything outrageous, I..."

Before she finished speaking, she was knocked on the forehead again, three times in a row!

"Meow!" Maonanbei fell silent.

After successfully sulking for two minutes, she started rambling again.

The Taoist woman didn't speak from the beginning to the end, she was like the best listener, just listening silently.

Maonanbei has long been used to this.

The second senior sister is cold and cold, she was really a Taoist nun before being accepted as a disciple by her husband.

She is the most rule-abiding person, but she is also the most unruly person. She will always only abide by the rules she approves. If she does not agree, she cannot be restrained.

Therefore, Maonanbei once said that "rules are meant to be broken" was said by the second senior sister. In fact, the second senior sister didn't say it, but Maonanbei felt that it was the second senior sister's words and deeds.

Of course, it can also be understood as a child's blame.

Having said that, Second Senior Sister is such a cold person, she is still a Taoist nun, but she has a very cute name, her name is Gu Xiaoman.

[Xiaoman] is the eighth solar term in the twenty-four solar terms and the second solar term in summer. She was born on this day, so she had this name.

As I said before, Second Senior Sister doesn't like to talk very much, even if she does, her speech speed will be very slow, and her sentence breaks will be very strange.

because…

— She's a stutterer.

In the small study in the back mountain on the other side, Ji Li, who was guarding Lu Xun, heard a knock on the door.

She froze for a moment, feeling surprised to hear the knock on the door.

It is forbidden for others to come in and out at will in the back mountain, and Maonanbei never knocks on the door when he comes in, so who is coming

Ji Li got up to open the door, only to feel a bright light in front of her eyes.

The man standing in front of her was not much taller than her, with a halo on his head, like a light bulb.

Although it was the first time they met, Ji Li had already heard about the appearance of the suzerain Shen Yan, so he immediately saluted.

What I didn't expect was that the suzerain was really as short as in the legend.

"Get up, there is no need to be polite." Shen Yan showed a smile that he thought was very kind.

However, his appearance is really fierce, and with a bald head, it doesn't give people a particularly good impression.

He felt that his smile was warm, but in the eyes of outsiders, it looked like a cruel smile.

"I came here mainly to see how my little uncle's injury is recovering." After saying a word, Shen Yan walked to the side of the bed, scanned Lu Xun's body with his spiritual sense, and couldn't help but Nod slightly.

The recovery is very good, it is indeed my top panacea.

As soon as I thought of this, the feeling of heartache came to my heart again.

Then, he turned his head and showed Ji Li a kind (cruel) and auspicious (forbearing) smile.

He came here for Ji Li today, in order to make a good impression on her.

Ji Li's talent has been spread in the Demon Sect, and there are eight ripples in the entire Tianchen Continent, which are rare, and there are not many in the entire Demon Sect.

The most important thing is that her five elements are very clean, her fire element is very high, and the other four elements are negligible.

This kind of person is a good seed for practicing fire attribute skills!

And Shen Yan is one of the most powerful practitioners of fire attribute skills in the entire Tianchen Continent!

He kind of wanted to take Ji Li as his apprentice.

According to the rules of the Demon Sect, when an outer disciple is promoted to an inner disciple, the elders of the chosen disciple can offer an olive branch. If there are many people who like this disciple, it will be the stage of the disciple's reverse selection.

Yes, it looks like the Xianxia version of the talent show variety show...

Logically speaking, as the head of the Demon Sect, Shen Yan should not have to worry about his apprentices with such a high level of cultivation.

However, isn't his appearance all hairless because of practicing exercises

When describing a stingy person, he likes to use "a hairless iron cock", but Shen Yan is really bald.

Although he got into this appearance because of a madness when he was young, it was still quite panicky for his disciples.

What if I go crazy too

Practitioners in the Tianchen Continent are not practicing "too much forgetfulness" or "severing mortal nature".

The so-called "immortal" character means that the person is in front and the mountain is behind. A person as tall as a mountain is an immortal.

Immortals are also human beings, and human beings will have the seven emotions and six desires... In this case, everyone still cares a little about their appearance.

Of course, this is not the main reason, the point is that Shen Yan has shown through his actual actions that he is not a good teacher of the generation.

None of his disciples have been promising so far.

The road to practice is very bumpy. It's a bit absurd that the male protagonist in the movie can become the best in the world even if no one teaches him.

The benefit of a good teacher to the path of practice is unimaginable!

Although it is said that "the master leads the door, the practice is up to the individual", but some masters lead the main entrance, and some masters not only cannot find the door, but may even lead you astray!

You managed to find the door by yourself, and he can kick you out with one kick!

Although Shen Yan would not be so exaggerated, his teaching ability is real.

And he is stingy, the welfare of his disciples is extremely poor!

Contrary to him, there are just a few peak masters who are only slightly inferior to him in strength, but they are particularly good at teaching apprentices, and they are more generous to them than him... This is embarrassing!

After a while, Shen Yan will feel a little worried!

Mozong often holds martial arts competitions among his disciples. Sometimes he is a little embarrassed, and urgently needs a lover who can support him!

After all... Although I have no hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes or nose hairs, I still want to save face!

In addition, he had just sent out a top-quality panacea, and was thinking of how to make up for himself, so Ji Li suddenly thought of him.

I heard that this girl has a close relationship with the little uncle

That's great!

She will definitely remember this favor!

Send a panacea, harvest a lover...

— This wave is not bad!