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Chapter 27: 【Firework gas】

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Outside the small study, Lu Xun stood there, not knowing where to look for food for a moment.

The back mountain is huge, but there are only a few people living there, and Lu Xun is the only one who needs to eat three meals a day, no different from the outer disciples.

There is a cafeteria where the outer disciples live, but Lu Xun can't go over mountains and mountains every day just to get enough to eat, right

What's more, his cooking skills are pretty good, as long as you give him the ingredients, he prefers to cook by himself.

In the previous life, he and his younger sister Lu Yu depended on each other for life, and he usually cooked the meals.

During my work-study program, I also helped in the back kitchen of a certain restaurant, and I stole a lot of lessons.

Later, the cook saw that Lu Xun was talented in cooking, and when he was in a good mood, he would let him watch from the sidelines, and taught him a few dishes.

This cook has a stinky face, and everyone in the back kitchen is afraid of him. He dislikes Lu Xun the most and scolds Lu Xun the most.

Often when everyone else finished work, he would leave Lu Xun to criticize him alone, point out what he didn't do well, and then throw him an incubator with a cold face before he left. hot meals.

My younger sister, Lu Yu, especially loves to eat the dishes made by the cook. Every time Lu Xun brought back the insulated box, she ate very happily.

This cook, Lu Xun has always regarded him as half a master.

"Gulu Guru." The stomach that was still growling brought Lu Xun's thoughts back to reality.

After thinking for a while, he knocked on Maonanbei's door and asked her if there were any ingredients on the mountain behind her.

As a human being, the most important thing is to have a sweet mouth and a dark heart. Under Lu Xun's mouthful of "fourth senior sisters", Maonanbei was fooled by him into catching wild game together.

In Maonanbei's eyes, he is a kind senior sister.

In the eyes of Gou Dongxi, she became the royal hunting cat.

In the end, Maonanbei caught two fish and a pheasant.

In fact, there are many living creatures in the back mountain, but except for the group of fireflies flying around at night, the other animals have a tacit understanding not to get too close to the small study on the top of the mountain, and I don't know why.

After bringing the two live fish and pheasant back to the small study, Lu Xun started cooking.

Fortunately, there was no lack of anything in the kitchen. According to Maonanbei, the third senior brother liked cooking very much, but the food he made was particularly unpalatable, and he always invited others to try the dishes.

"Is there any wine?" Lu Xun asked, looking at the two fish.

The fish caught in the creek are considered river fish, with a bit of an earthy smell. It will be much more delicious if you use ginger and wine to remove the fishy smell, but there is no wine in the kitchen.

"Senior brother three must have some in his house, I'll go and steal some." Maonanbei hurriedly went.

She was not interested in cooking at first, but Lu Xun described it as too delicious and attractive.

The words and sentences are very picturesque, listening to his words, she felt that she had already tasted it!

Eloquent, suck!

Not long after, Maonanbei jumped out of the window with a small wine jar in his arms.

Children don't like to go through the front door, not to mention she is a kitten who always loves to jump around the window.

"Is it okay to take it directly like this?" Lu Xun asked.

"It's okay, the third senior brother has a very good temper. As he said, I can play with the gadgets in his room. And he has a very bad memory. He may not even know how many jugs of wine he has in his room."

"Could it be some fairy bar?" Lu Xun asked, he really didn't dare to use it for a while.

Some immortal wines brewed with precious materials are a great tonic. With his current cultivation base, he may "not nourish the void" if he tastes them indiscriminately.

Maonanbei skillfully opened the wine jar, and said, "Don't worry, the third brother is very poor, and they are all the most common wine."

I don't know why, but according to Maonanbei's description, although Lu Xun has never met the third senior brother, he already has a general image of the character: good tempered, good at cooking, poor memory, and extremely poor.

It's just that it always feels weird, the third senior brother in the dignified little study is also a character he has never seen before time travel, is that so

But now the most important thing is to eat, so he stopped being pretentious and started to show off his skills.

The fish he caught was pomfret, so he was going to make a Hokkien dish, braised fish.

After the fish is put into the oil pan, it is necessary to move it less, which is a big taboo for cooking fish.

Don't turn the roasted fish over and over again, otherwise it will change beyond recognition all at once.

After putting the seasoning in, the aroma comes out all at once, and the soup is full in color and looks very attractive.

Lu Xun asked, "Fourth Senior Sister, do you eat spicy food?"

"Eat, suck."

"Does Second Senior Sister eat spicy food?"

"Eat it too, suck it."

There were prickly ash in the kitchen of the small study, but Lu Xun didn't put too much.

After the fish is cooked, it is chicken.

After thinking about it, he made vinegar fried chicken.

In the corner of the kitchen, there was actually a big jar full of rice.

This big jar and the small boxes containing pepper, onion, ginger and garlic are all sealed to prevent the rice and ingredients from spoiling.

The third senior brother seems to be really addicted to cooking...

After cooking all the food, Lu Xun turned his head and saw Maonanbei standing beside him with a small bamboo basket.

Seeing that Lu Xun was done cooking, she hurriedly put the food in the small bamboo basket.

They wanted to bring the food to the bamboo forest, and first delivered the food to the second senior sister.

Maonanbei was in a hurry this time, so he flew over with Lu Xun.

But she didn't have the guts to land directly on the rock where the second senior sister was sitting cross-legged, but landed on the narrow path.

"I met Second Senior Sister." Lu Xun and Maonanbei said in unison.

"Second Senior Sister, Junior Brother cooked two dishes, we'll bring them over to eat with you." Maonanbei said loudly.

From this position, Lu Xun could still only see the thin back of the Second Senior Sister, who nodded slightly.

Maonanbei put down the small bamboo basket and began to share the meals.

The stone where the second senior sister sat cross-legged could not seat three people, and she seemed to be in a prison for the time being, so everyone had to eat separately.

It's just that there are only two fish, but three people, how can they be divided

She was the one who caught the fish, and she didn't think much about it when she caught it, mainly because she didn't expect Lu Xun to cook so deliciously, so she would have caught more if she knew it.

After hesitating for just three seconds, she directly distributed a fish to the second senior sister.

It can be seen from this that although she is afraid of Second Senior Sister, she actually has a very good relationship with Second Senior Sister.

Maonanbei still has a childish attitude, and many children are like this: You can hit me, you can scold me, but you are not allowed to touch my little biscuit!

If a child is willing to share half of his favorite snacks with you, he really likes you.

What's more, this is a fish given to you by a kitten who loves to eat fish.

In the end, the second senior sister sat on the rocks to eat, while Lu Xun and Maonanbei sat down beside the narrow path.

Both fish and chicken were delicious, and Lu Xun's craftsmanship did not decline. Maonanbei's eyes lit up after eating, and a pair of cat ears moved around comfortably, making people want to touch them.

Lu Xun smiled, and the fish meat only moved a chopstick, and gave it all to her.

The wind in the mountains blows, rustling in the bamboo forest.

In this familiar yet unfamiliar world, it was the first time that Lu Xun had such a warm feeling, even though everyone was only focused on eating and no one was talking.

Maybe it really is the saying:

[The smoke and fire in the world are the most soothing to the hearts of mortals.]

Thinking about it, even practitioners who are no longer mortals are the same.