There Will Always Be Protagonists With Delusions of Starting a Harem
总有主角妄想开后宫[快穿]
Author: 不会下棋
Latest: Chapter 172
Status: Completed
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Tags: comedy fantasy romance supernatural transmigrated yaoi
Suddenly, the unmarried twenty-year-old Ye Zhizhou had many more relatives, yet it was too late for him to clearly understand the circumstances as he nearly died in a car accident. After that, he somehow managed to survive and was even forcibly bound to a Salvation System.
How is it salvation?
Harems destroy worlds! Preventing a harem will save them!
. . . .
Ok, prevent harems. After seeing the entire system introduction, the corners of Ye Zhizhou’s mouth twitched. In order to return home safely, he decisively began his risky journey, he’d just treat it as if he was playing a large-scale strategy game.
Since then, the people the protagonist would rescue, he rescued first. The businesses the protagonist would make, he made first. The little brother the protagonist would take in, he took in first. The cliff the protagonist would jump off of, he jumped off of first. The gay s*x the protagonist would have, he’d have. . . . Wait wait, can’t do this one, change it, let me change it.
???: No, you can do this one.
Ye Zhizhou (alarmed): Who’s speaking?
???: Your husband.
Ye Zhizhou: . . . .
孤家寡人二十年的叶之洲突然多出了几个亲戚，还来不及弄清楚情况，他就莫名其妙的车祸濒死了，然后又莫名其妙的没死成，还被强制绑定了一个救世系统。
何为救世？
NP毁灭世界！阻止N P就是拯救世界！
……
好吧，阻止N P。看完系统介绍的叶之洲抽抽嘴角，为了安全回家，果断开始了这场冒险之旅——就当是在玩一个大型拟真攻略游戏好了。
从此，主角要救的人，他先救；主角要做的生意，他先做；主角要收的小弟，他先收；主角要跳的崖，他先跳；主角要搅的基，他先……等等，这个不可以有，换一个换一个。
？？？：不，这个可以有。
叶之洲（大惊）：谁在说话？
？？？：你老公。
叶之洲：……