They Are Not Human!

Chapter 246: real world

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Ye Ye was cursing when suddenly a gust of wind blew behind his ears.

Something was thrown over.

He immediately turned his head to avoid it, and raised his hand to grab something.

Looking down, it was a pack of underwear.

XXL size.

Throwing is XXL, wearing XXXL.

Ye Ye looked at Kurobi expressionlessly.

Wen Qing also felt something in Ye Ye's hand, and the edge of the plastic package pierced his arm.

He tilted his head and looked over, silent.

The next second, Heiwei's voice came from behind him.

He said word by word: "I, big."

Wen Qing: "..."

Ye Ye: "..."

After a moment of silence, Wen Qing saw Heiwei put on his trousers from the corner of his eye, broke away from Ye Ye's arm, turned and walked to the living room, and began to mop the floor.

Ye Ye and Heiwei looked at each other, then looked away at the same time, raised their heels to Wen Qing, and continued to tidy up the living room.

Wen Qing has never cleaned the house during the few days she lived in the Nancheng community, not only Ye Ye and Heiwei dirty the floor tiles, but also the footprints of other people on the ground, and the corners are full of dust.

Wen Qing glanced around, straightened Ji Junfeng's little flower, and glanced at Heiwei and Ye Ye.

Seeing that the two of them didn't quarrel or fight, they didn't even make eye contact, they just tidied up their things peacefully from a long distance away, he was slightly relieved, and started mopping the floor.

Simply take this opportunity to sweep and mop the living room.

I don't know how long it took, but the living room was restored to cleanliness.

After washing the mop, Wen Qing sat on the sofa to rest.

After sitting down for a second, Kurobi and Ye Ye sat down, one on the left and one on the right.

It didn't take long before someone moved to Wen Qing's side first, and the other person followed closely behind, also wanting to shorten the distance.

As soon as Wen Qing turned on the TV, her left and right arms felt completely opposite temperatures.

Kurobi's body was chilly, while Ye Ye's body was hot.

One man and one fish are all sticking to him, getting closer and closer, more and more crowded.

Wen Qing's eyelids twitched, she stood up, and distanced herself from the two of them.

"You..." He paused, and after seeing the stack of test papers on the coffee table, he turned to Ye Ye and said, "You can go to do your homework now."

Ye Ye looked at him blankly: "What homework?"

Wen gently gave him a stack of test papers: "Xuanxuan's mother said, let me help you with homework."

Ye Ye frowned: "Who is Xuanxuan's mother?"

Wen Qing: "Your nominal mother in this world."

Ye Ye froze for a moment, remembering the phone call in the morning.

He said slowly, "It's not my homework, it's that guy named Xuanxuan's homework."

Wen nodded lightly, and said casually, "You are taking his place now."

"If you don't want to do it..."

Wen Qing lowered her eyes, unable to think of anything to do to make both Ye Ye and Heiwei feel safe.

Ye Ye stared at him for a while and asked, "Are you just trying to find something for me to do?"

Wen Qing was startled, she didn't expect Ye Ye to be so sharp.

Ye Ye looked down at the paper, recalling the phone call in the morning.

[Teacher Wen Qing will help you with your homework.]

In other words, Wen Qing would accompany him when he was doing his homework.

Isn't this much better than their own cleaning

Ye Ye held the paper tightly and asked, "Will you teach me the questions that you don't know?"

"Of course," Wen nodded lightly, "this is my part-time job."

Ye Ye stood up immediately, and happily walked to the dining table beside him.

Wen Qing looked at him twice, and asked tentatively, "You really want to write?"

Ye Ye nodded and said without changing his face: "You help me with my homework and let the stinky fish continue to clean up."

Wen Qing: "..."

He tilted his head to look at Black Tail.

Heiwei sat upright on the sofa, with his hands on his lap, looking at him eagerly, as if he was also waiting for him to arrange a task.

Wen Qing deeply experienced the feeling of taking care of two elementary school students.

Ye Ye and Kurobi, he must treat them fairly.

Otherwise, the other one will definitely be noisy.

Wen Qing thought for a moment, then said to Heiwei: "You study too, I'll get the tablet."

He dug out the tablet computer in the study room, downloaded several early childhood education software, and put it in front of Heiwei.

"You just... read the words."

Heiwei looked at the tablet curiously, nodded, and slowly said a word: "Okay."

The living room returned to silence, Ye Ye bowed his head on the left side to do the questions, and Heiwei poked the tablet computer on the right side.

Seeing that they settled down again, Wen Qing was finally able to pick up the phone.

He clicked on Iou's WeChat, and asked straight to the point: [Why are there two copies this time?]

Io did not type to explain, but took a screenshot.

It's the chat history between the two of them.

[I want you to fall in love with me quickly.]

[Can you like me a bit?]

Wen Qing's eyelashes trembled, and she understood what Io meant.

He wanted to be quick, so this time the last two copies came together.

Wen gently flexed his fingers, his cheeks felt hot involuntarily.

The phone vibrated and a new message popped up.

Io: [Have you bought the new phone yet?]

The implication is to start discussing things you like.

Wen Qing's cheeks became even redder, and she poked the screen vigorously: [Not yet.]

[I still have something to do, so I won't talk about it.]

Wen Qing put the phone on the table, raised his eyes, and met Ye Ye's eyes.

Ye Ye half closed his eyes, his gaze swept across his flushed cheeks, his expression changed slightly.

After a while, he asked in a low voice, "Have you fallen in love in the real world?"

Wen Qing raised the volume involuntarily: "No!"

Ye Ye gave a low oh, and said softly: "It will be soon."

His voice was so small that Wen Qing couldn't hear it clearly, and asked doubtfully, "What?"

Ye Ye pursed his lips and did not explain

"Dating?" Heiwei suddenly said.

He raised his eyelids, stared at Wen Qing, and repeated again: "Dating?"

This is asking what it means.

Wen Qing was thinking about how to explain it, Ye Ye spoke first: "It's what two people do after they like each other."

"I like Wen Qing, and Wen Qing also likes me. We will fall in love."

Heiwei glanced at him, continued to stare at Wen Qing, and said slowly: "I, and you, fall in love."

Meeting his sincere eyes, the warmth on Wen Qing's cheeks gradually disappeared.

His eyelashes fluttered slightly, and he suddenly understood his thoughts.

Without waiting for an answer, Heiwei repeated: "I'm in love with you."

Ye Ye sneered: "Dream you."

"It's not your turn."

Heowei narrowed his eyes slightly, and said to Ye Ye: "It's not your turn."

Ye Ye: "..."

Ye Ye: "I'm human, even if you want to fall in love, you must choose me first."

Black Tail: "I'm one-half, man, choose me."

Ye Ye: "..."

Wen Qing: "..."

Ye Ye said he couldn't understand Heiwei's repeater, so he simply turned his head and said to Wen Qing: "Mr. Wen, this stinky fish doesn't study, he's cheating."

Although Heiwei couldn't understand the meaning of Ye Ye's words, he knew that what Ye Ye said was definitely not good, so he also said to Wen Qing: "He deserted."

Wen Qing: "..."

After a while, he said dryly, "You can continue studying."

Ye Ye snorted and lowered his head to do his homework. This time, the sound of the pen tip scratching on the paper was very loud, as if to vent his emotions.

Heiwei lowered his eyes and poked the tablet screen with no emotion on his face.

Wen Qing held his chin and looked at the two of them, Ye Ye and Heiwei both had childish sides.

Human childishness, inhuman childishness.

There is no similarity with the reliable 001 in memory.

Is it the 001 outside his memory, the unfamiliar Io

Wen Qing was dazed, and Iou's face gradually appeared in his mind, becoming clearer and clearer.

At the same time, the regular heartbeat started to go haywire.

After a long time, the sun set and night fell.

After Ye Ye finished most of the homework, he knocked on the table and said to Wen Qing, "I don't know how to do these few questions."

Wen Qing walked over, and when he came to Ye Ye's side, he stopped in his footsteps, a little vigilant.

After all, Song Xuan and Fu Ranxiu's problems are not simple problems.

Ye Ye lowered his head, not noticing Wen Qing's movements.

He circled the topic and stared at it without raising his head: "Here, I remember the idea of solving the problem, but after staying in that world for too long, I can't remember the formula at once."

Wen Qing lowered her eyes, looked at Ye Ye's serious appearance, and reported the formula.

Ye Ye suddenly realized: "Yes."

He quickly wrote down a line of formulas on the answering interface.

Then he picked up another Chinese paper and said, "Is this poem something you must memorize in this world?"

"I never learned."

Wen Qing hummed and read out the ancient poem.

Ye Ye asked while writing: "Which kind of thinking is thinking? Is it thinking of missing?"

Wen Qing: "Straight strands of silk."

Ye Ye responded and wrote down the answer.

Then asked a few more questions.

Wen Qing answered truthfully, realizing that Ye Ye was really serious about doing the questions, and he really didn't know how to do these questions, not for doing other winding things.

Although Ye Ye has a naive personality, he has no intentions.

Wen Qing stared at the way Ye Ye was biting the pen holder, the corners of her lips curled up slightly.

Ye Ye raised his head and bumped into a gentle smile.

His cheeks turned red immediately, and he stammered, "You, what are you laughing at?"

Wen shook his head lightly: "Nothing."

Ye Ye hurriedly asked: "Are you kidding me that I don't remember the formula?"

"I'm actually good at physics. That formula is too biased. If you don't believe me, check my test paper."

Wen Qing smiled again and said to him, "It's not because of this."

Ye Ye stared at him, and asked again: "Then what are you laughing at?"

Wen Qing had no choice but to tell the truth: "I suddenly feel that you are like a younger brother."

Ye Ye's expression froze.

younger brother…

fuck brother.

He put down his pen, grabbed Wen Qing's sleeve, and said seriously: "I don't regard you as my brother."

Wen Qing was taken aback.

Ye Ye continued: "I regard you as my future wife."

Wen Qing pursed her lips tightly, and said slowly: "Ye Ye, actually I—"

Ye Ye interrupted: "You don't need to say."

"You'll like me soon."

Like another me.

Wen Qing was startled for a moment, and then there was a loud voice reading from the other side: "Yes."

"yuàn yì."

Ye Ye thought Heiwei's preschool teacher's voice was ridiculous just now, but now he only finds the voice harsh.

He pointed to Heiwei, and said to Wen Qing: "His exposure affects my study!"

Heowei raised his eyes to look at Ye Ye, and said slowly: "You are not concentrating yourself."

After studying for several hours, Heiwei's language ability has greatly improved, because he speaks less and the speed of speech is still relatively slow.

Ye Ye was stunned, he didn't expect Heiwei to piss people off so soon

Heiwei retracted his gaze, lowered his head, and turned up the video volume.

The next second, a sad female voice sounded in the living room: "Why don't you want to fall in love with me? Do you have someone you like?"

Wen Qing: "..."

Which early childhood education software has this kind of video

His eyelids twitched, he walked over to Heiwei, closed the software, and opened another software.

Heiwei looked at Wen Qing, and slowly opened his lips: "Why don't you want to fall in love with me?"

"Do you have someone you like?"

He speaks clearly and with a perfect accent.

Wen Qing couldn't even pretend that he didn't understand.

He opened his mouth, wanting to say no.

These two words can't be said inexplicably.

Heiwei lowered his eyes and said in a low voice, "I see."

Ye Ye also fell silent, lowered his head and continued to do his homework.

Wen Qing returned to her original position, stared blankly for a while,

Suddenly, the phone on the table vibrated non-stop.

He came back to his senses and clicked on WeChat, it was a message from the dormitory group.

Song Qiang: [@Wen Qing, why haven't you come back yet?]

Song Qiang: [It's already seven o'clock in the evening, didn't you say you will go back to the dormitory today?]

Wen Qing: [Sorry, I forgot to say that.]

Wen Qing: [I received a call from Xuanxuan's mother temporarily in the morning, asking me to help with homework.]

Song Qiang: [Then I'll eat some fruit to fill my stomach first.]

Song Qiang: [@徐峰峰, see if you see, Wen Qing never forgets to work part-time even when he becomes rich.]

Song Qiang: [I want to learn from you, even if you can get rich in the next life, you must accumulate more virtue in this life.]

Wen Qing: […]

Xu Fengfeng: […]

Song Qiang: [@Wen Qing, how long will it take for you to finish?]

Wen Qing: [Eight o'clock, but I don't know if there will be anything later.]

Song Qiang: [Anything else?]

Wen Qing pursed his lips, of course he couldn't tell Song Qiang that he was worried about the three gods.

In the other world, only Sikong, Yu Xing and Ji Yu were left.

Wen Qing typed a line, deleted it, and edited it again.

After a while I didn't know what to say.

His silence misunderstood Song Qiang.

After a while, Wen Qing received a private chat from Song Qiang.

First sent over a cautious emoticon package.

Song Qiang: [Be careful.jpg.]

Song Qiang: [It's not about your wealthy relative, is it?]

Wen Qing almost forgot about this.

But rounding it up, it's about the same.

Wen Qing: [Yes.]

Song Qiang: [Hey... I don't know what to say.]

Song Qiang: [Anyway, if they come to you, you should call me immediately.]

Song Qiang: [Let's help you keep the place down.]

Song Qiang: [I can fight, Xu Fengfeng can scold, and Io can count.]

Wen Qing couldn't help but bend her lips.

Wen Qing: [Okay, thank you.]

Song Qiang: [Okay, hurry up and help that kid with his homework. If there is time, we can eat barbecue at night.]

Wen Qing: [Okay.]

Wen gently put down the phone and met two straight eyes.

Ye Ye narrowed his eyes and asked, "Who are you chatting with?"

Wen Qing told the truth: "Roommate, I originally made an appointment to have dinner together today."

Ye Ye's expression softened, and he asked again: "What does your roommate look like?"

Although Wen Qing didn't understand why Ye Ye asked this question, she still described Song Qiang's appearance: "Tall and strong."

Ye Ye: "Did you ask Shuai?"

Wen Qing: "...No."

Ye Ye was relieved.

Heiwei stared at Wen Qing, and slowly asked, "What do you mean by dinner?"

Wen Qing explained: "It means eating together."

Heiwei said, "I want to have dinner with you."

After the words fell, Wen Qing realized belatedly that they hadn't eaten all day today.

He wasn't hungry himself, but he forgot to ask Ye Ye and Heiwei.

Wen Qing blinked, clicked on the delivery software, and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

Black Tail: "Eat you."

Wen Qing: "..."

Ye Ye asked back, "What did you eat today?"

Wen Qing thought for a while: "Noodles with scallion oil."

Ye Ye's eyes brightened slightly: "Did you cook it yourself?"

Wen hummed lightly.

Ye Ye immediately said, "I want to eat your cooked noodles with scallion oil."

Wen Qing: "Just this?"

Will it be too crude

"Well," Ye Ye nodded, looked at the time, and said calmly, "There is not much time left."

Wen Qing pursed her lips, got up and walked to the kitchen: "I'll cook noodles for you."

Ye Ye watched his back until Wen Qing closed the kitchen door, then stood up, walked into the bathroom, and washed his face with cold water to calm down.

When he came out again, Heiwei was not in the living room.

He frowned, and was about to rush into the kitchen when he caught a glimpse of someone in the bedroom beside him.

Heiwei didn't stick to Wen Qing, but sat on the bed, lowered his head and sniffed the scent.

Ye Ye paused, then walked into the bedroom.

This is obviously where Wen Qing slept.

There was also a piece of clothing at the end of the bed.

Ye Ye glanced around, his eyes resting on a stack of sticky notes on the desktop.

There are familiar names written on it.

Baitong, Ozzy...

Ye Ye looked over one by one, picked up the pen at the side, and wrote a line on the new sticky note.

When Wen Qing cooked the noodles and came out, I saw Ye Ye standing at the door of the bedroom, cursing at Heiwei on the bed: "Who allowed you, a dirty fish, to lie on the bed?"

"Come down quickly!"

Heiwei lay on the bed without opening his eyes, and replied, "I'm not dirty, you are dirty."

"You, dirty human being."

Wen Qing: "..."

One was inattentive and bickering again.

Wen Qing put the noodles on the table, and was about to call them both to eat.

Ye Ye heard the movement behind him, strode to the dining table, and said to Wen Qing: "Let's eat, ignore him."

Wen Qing looked at Heiwei in the bedroom.

Black Tail seemed to know that he had come out, opened his eyes, and sat up slowly.

Before Wen Qing could answer, he said, "I'm fantasizing."

Wen Qing was puzzled: "What?"

Black Tail: "Make love to you."

Wen Qing: "..."

Black Tail got up and went straight to the dining table.

He looked down at the silver fork in his bowl, then at the chopsticks of Wen Qing and Ye Ye, and frowned slightly: "It's different."

Wen Qing glanced at the noodles and poached eggs in his bowl, and said to him, "It's the same."

Black Tail picked up the fork and repeated, "It's not the same."

Wen lightly groaned, and explained: "Chopsticks are difficult to use. If you don't know how to use them, it's better to use a fork."

Ye Ye raised the corner of his mouth and said sarcastically, "Use a fork for vegetables and fish."

Holding the fork, Heiwei said to Ye Ye without changing his face: "It's Wen Qing who cares about me."

"You don't care."

Ye Ye gritted his teeth, looked down at the scallion noodles in the bowl: "I have more noodles than you!"

Black Tail: "You didn't."

Ye Ye: "I have!"

Wen Qing: "..."

He lowered his head and ate the noodles silently.

Wen Qing gave herself the same weight as usual, I don't know why, maybe it was because someone was with me.

Not only did he finish eating, but he also felt that it was not enough to eat.

Ye Ye ate the noodles with chopsticks.

Heowei held a fork, and his speed was comparable to that of Ye Ye.

One person and one fish seem to be eating faster than anyone else, the more they eat, the faster they eat,

Within a few minutes, the two put down their bowls at the same time.

Ye Ye stared at Heiwei, and said to Wen Qing: "You cook the noodles, and I will wash the dishes."

After speaking, he picked up Wen Qing's bowl and hurriedly walked into the kitchen.

Heiwei followed closely behind: "I wash the dishes."

Into the kitchen, standing in front of the sink, they were still arguing about doing the dishes.

"I wash warm and light."

"I wash, he is my little female."

"Fart, he's mine."

"This is just for you to wash."

"It smells like you, I want it to be gentle."

Listening to the faint conversation in the kitchen, Wen Qing was dazed.

Because of his introverted personality, he has never taken the initiative to make friends since he was a child, and he is not familiar with his peers in the orphanage, so he often stays alone.

One goes to school, one leaves school, one does homework...

He felt good alone for a long time.

A person is pure, a person is at ease...

"Fuck!" Ye Ye cursed suddenly.

He put down the bowl in his hand, ran out of the kitchen, and rushed towards Wen Qing, cursing at the same time: "It's all because of this stinky fish."

"I didn't pay attention to the time."

time.

Wen Qing came back to his senses and glanced at his watch.

One minute to go, it's eight o'clock.

His eyelashes trembled, and Ye Ye hugged him into his arms.

Before he could react, Heiwei hugged his waist from behind again.

"goodbye."

"Tick tock—" the second hand turns to the eight position.

The warmth and coldness around Wen Qing disappeared.

He was alone again.

Wen lightly pursed his lips, lowered his eyes, and saw two post-it notes on the dining table.

I don't know when it was posted.

[It's a pleasure to meet you, to meet you again—Ye Ye.]

[I'm a big idiot—a idiot black fish.]

The same handwriting was obviously written by Ye Ye himself.

Wen Qing looked at Ye Ye's words, and the bickering sounds of Ye Ye and Heiwei seemed to be still echoing in his ears.

When I came back to my senses, the living room was dead silent, and there was no sound.

It turns out that quietness and quietness are also different.

Wen gently exhaled, feeling empty in his heart.

He unconsciously touched the sharp edge of the paper with his fingers, and the faint tingling of his fingertips made him understand his true thoughts.

He doesn't like being alone.

I don't want to be alone anymore.

Suddenly, the phone rang, echoing in the living room.

Wen Qing was dazed, and answered the call without seeing the caller ID clearly.

In the next second, Io's lazy voice sounded next to his ears: "Go downstairs."

"I'm here to pick you up."