They Call Me Daddy (Honkai Star Rail)

Chapter 100: Section 100

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[No, it's "Captain Jingqi"! ]

[When I talk and laugh with Wend, there is a great scholar, my crazy great scholar Wend! Wend has always been a great scholar to me!]

[You should know what I am going to say, right? ]

"We can clearly hear Winder's "Yin Yang Transformation" in the cutscene. This may be the skill of the five-star Winder, or the words he shouts when using the skill."

So, what is the transformation of yin and yang

Sister Guozi appeared in front of everyone with her hands in her pockets, looking serious and dignified. Her round glasses were filled with wisdom and rigor.

[In? Why did you put yourself on Wend's pectoral muscles? ]

[I don’t believe this if there is no selfish motive. ]

[Sister Guozi? Who is she? I don’t know her very well! ]

[As expected of the head of the Winder Single Push Association, he is always at the forefront of the craziness.]

[The first person to go crazy with rationality belongs to him.]

"The transformation of yin and yang can also be called the conversion of yin and yang. In the yin and yang fish of Tai Chi, there is yin in yang and yang in yin. This is a relationship in which yin and yang can only transform into each other and rely on each other."

Sister Guozi pushed her glasses and then carefully slowed down the cutscene of Winder using the power of yin and yang.

"We can see that Mi has hidden a lot of small details in this animation. First of all, Wind's character model looks stronger. I have to admire Mi's ability to slightly change the feel of the model through special effects and techniques. With the white special effects surrounding Wind's body, I guess that Wind is most likely using the 'Yang' form here."

"That's right, the five-star Winder is likely to have both 'Yin' and 'Yang' forms, and he should be able to switch between forms through combat skills or ultimate moves!"

"Secondly, there's something wrong with the way Tingyun looks at Wend. After we zoom in on the image, we can clearly see that Tingyun is looking at Wend with a smile. I personally feel that there's something wrong with Tingyun!"

"at last,"

"Of course, these are just my own guesses. After all, Winder is still just a satellite right now, so this video is for entertainment only, don't take it seriously."

"but!"

Sister Guozi's style suddenly changed.

“But my love for Winder! My passionate feelings! My love that is as hot as magma is irreversible! Winder! Winder! Ahhhhhh (rolling on the bed with the quilt in his arms)”

[Okay, this time the crazy time was three minutes and twenty-one seconds. I look forward to this player's next performance.]

[Zizijie is still more profound, using her speculation about the character to cover up the fact that she is going crazy. ]

[The crazy woman next door went crazy on live broadcast and almost got her account blocked. Now her live broadcast room has been blocked for seven days. Sigh... ]

[Thanks for the invitation. I just came back from next door. My roommate just looked at me with strange eyes. ]

[Run! He wants to punch you! ]

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"Oh! Oh Oh Oh!!! Yahoo!!! Wow!!!"

An indescribable, ineffable scream of some human-like creature.

Gouzi looked at Winder who was showing his might in the cutscene ahead.

[Mom, I'm scared. ]

[Woc! Ape!]

[It’s hard to imagine that this is the noise a dog could make.]

[What the hell!]

[I am Wend's dog! Woo woo woo! ]

"Hehehe, that's enough, that's enough! If it gets any bigger, the child won't be able to eat it!"

Gouzi wiped the corner of his mouth and looked at Winder's heart with a silly smile on his face.

"Hiss... This is the nutrition I lack! Hurry up and feed it to the child! Hehehe..."

"If you can't drink it, I still have a bottle..."

[Xingtetsu finally has its own night rush]

[Fuck, it must be Wende Dairy Group Co., Ltd.! ]

… … … … …

“Ah~♂, um~um~um~~”

In stark contrast to other female up-hosts’ live broadcast rooms, many male up-hosts’ live broadcast rooms discuss philosophy (♂)

Kakaya looked at Winder's amazing performance and couldn't help but start to admire it.

"Let me be honest, everyone. I really don't have blue eyes. I really don't have blue eyes! I just have a great deal of respect for our foster father. ♂"

So he sat on the table and sipped tea, with an expression that showed that he understood everything, but was still puzzling.

[To be honest, I don’t have blue eyes either, but I have the same respect for my adoptive father! ]

[Ah♂do you like van games?]

[He is my most respected godfather! How can you have any improper thoughts about him? ]

[Since my godfather is like this, I won’t be polite! ]

[This story tells us that moderate fitness attracts the opposite sex, but excessive fitness... is just a switch! ]

[You're using this to seduce me? I won't be able to control myself! ]

[Hehe, Blue Eyes Live Room.]

[No! This is not Blue Eyes, this is fighting for all the good in the world! (Close-up of crotch)]

Chapter 137: Mi Huyou! You're a fucking eunuch!

"No... What do you mean, I have to get stuck in the plot too?"

Winder folded his arms, looking at the system panel in front of him with a sullen look. Around him, Walter was holding his cane motionless, March was still cheering, and Xing had just put away his lance and stopped walking towards Winder.

"The main quest of version 1.0 has ended. Please enjoy your life in the [World]."

Ignoring the resentment in Winder's words, the font on the system screen was emotionless.

"Tsk, you're doing this, right? Who knows when the next version will be updated! If it's not time for the version update, are they going to keep doing this?"

Winder frowned and looked at everyone with concern.

He had long since stopped considering all of this as some imaginary game world. If he had to watch helplessly as these companions he had lived with day and night turned into motionless, unconscious sculptures... then you'd better let him be hit back by the dump truck.

The system screen did not give Winder a response, and time returned to normal under Winder's astonished gaze.

"Huh? Why are you standing here like an idiot?"

March came up to Winder with some curiosity, her big pink-blue eyes full of playfulness and smiles.

"Well, I was just in a daze."

Looking at March, who had regained her liveliness and agility, Winder gave a forced smile.

"Hey~ Your smile is so ugly, are you hurt somewhere?"

March looked at Winder's forced smile, tiptoed, and touched Winder's forehead with her cold little hand.

"Wow! It's so hot! Wind, do you have a fever?!"

March quickly pulled her hand back and looked at Winder in shock, who seemed fine. “Your body temperature is already hot!”

"Ah? Really?"

"Of course! Come, I'll make you a big ice cube!"

"Squeak..."

"Look! It's all smoke!"

"Wende? Are you okay?"

Xing walked up to Winder with a concerned look on her face.

"If you are not feeling well, you'd better take a rest. Taibu just sent me a message saying that we probably can't leave for Dandingsi. The changes in the star core have caused the route in the cave to be disrupted again. The people in Tianbosi are trying to restore the route."

Walter walked over slowly and told Winder the information he had just received.

"If you are tired, don't force yourself and take a good rest."

Smiling at Winder who looked confused in front of him, Walter spoke softly to him.

"Thank you for your hard work during this period."

"Uncle Yang..."

"Um?"

"Thanks."

Winder smiled at Walter with relief, then touched the heads of the two little ones beside him, one with each hand.

"Wow! It's hot! Wind! Bad!"

"Um... everything okay?"

Xing unconsciously rubbed against Winder's very warm big hand.

"Um."

Looking at the three people who were getting along very harmoniously, the expression on Walter's face became softer.

A seed was also planted in Winder's heart at this time.

This is not an illusion, but... real emotion...

Listening to Xiao Sanyue's complaints, feeling the hair of the star in my hand slipping down my palm, and Walter's instructions...

Oh yes, there is still the complaint Ji Zi sent yesterday in his phone, and Dan Heng... He seems to be doing well these days? I wonder if he will come to join them during the period when the route is suspended.

Wende smiled gently, and Master Gongshu, who was not far away, was still bragging to Tingyun about the good fortune baking furnace of their Gongzao Company...

The danger of the immortal boat was suspended here under some kind of coercive force.

… … … … …

"So? That's it? It's gone after I shot the deer!?"

Gouzi stared blankly at Wend who had already triggered the standby action. She just shot a deer, and then shouldn't she go to that Dan Dingsi? That's it! ?

"Mi Huyou!!! You deserve to die!!! You are a cripple! You are a eunuch!!!"

[Mihuyou: You are amazing, you are noble! .jpg]

[md, it breaks here? What's the difference between this and when xx suddenly popped up the following plot that has not been unlocked yet! ]

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[Brother! Please, brother! Please let me write one more chapter! I really can't stand it! I feel like there are ants crawling on my body! Brother, please! I swear this is the last time, brother! ]

[What the hell! Dog! What a dog! ]

[Okay, it’s version 1.0 after all. ]

[Fourth sister: Hahahahahahahahahaha!]

[You're hurting my eyes!]

[Alas, now there are only a bunch of side quests left. ]

[There are still eight days until the version update! How am I going to get through these eight days? How am I going to live!]

[Alas, if the plot hadn't been stuck, we would have probably completed the main storyline in the first week of the server opening, right? I think there are some benefits to completing the main storyline! ]

[Benefits? There is no benefit at all! You are here to challenge me, right?]

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"So, you guys are back just like this?"

Qingque looked at everyone on the Starry Sky Train with a confused look on his face, and seemed to have forgotten to play the cards in his hand.

"Ah, yes, what's the matter?"