They Call Me Daddy (Honkai Star Rail)

Chapter 113: Section 113

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"Hint: Black Tower, it seems that a little guest has sneaked in here, and she seems to have left some very secret little surprises for you."

The projection of ScrewGum spoke very gentlemanly to the black tower beside him.

"Well, I let her in. With her help to hold that guy back, maybe I can repair it faster."

Heita said without even raising his head.

“Is this really okay?”

ScrewGum expressed doubts.

"Ah~ Good morning, both of you."

Ruan Mei's voice appeared on the public communication channel.

"May, you're on the wrong channel."

ScrewGum gave a kind reminder.

"Oh, sorry... So do you still need me now?"

"Of course, you come and stabilize those guys' data."

"Okay~"

… … …

"Rules! Are made to be broken!"

Xing held the baseball bat in his hand with high spirits. Under the siege of a group of mechanical soldiers, he jumped out of the encirclement of the mechanical soldiers in just two or three moves.

“Sizzle!”

Wind's electric needles are very useful against these mechas. Only one or two of them are enough to burn out the circuit board of a mecha, causing it to collapse to the ground and unable to get up again.

"Which level is this?"

Winder glanced at the map which had not changed at all, frowned slightly, and looked up at Xingdao who was still looking for something to destroy.

"Hmm... should be the eighth level."

Xing thought about it carefully, and then nodded to Winder.

"The eighth level..."

Winder nodded thoughtfully, then continued to explore the simulated universe with Xing.

The silver wolf that had been behind them for some time suddenly poked its head out from a pile of snow.

"Huh? Why are the two of them here..."

Looking at Winder and Xing who entered the new level together, Silver Wolf touched his head in confusion, and then recalled the two touches just now.

"No way... It can't be these two..."

Silver Wolf's expression became intriguing. He thought confidently that it was indeed possible that Xing did that kind of thing to her... Every time Kafka watched the surveillance video, she could see Xing's various madnesses and Kafka's helpless expression.

As for Winder... She had also heard of him. Every time Kafka mentioned this person, she would be silent for a while. She didn't know if it was because of Elio's prophecy or because of herself.

but…

When Silver Wolf thought of the pair of warm hands covering his waist, his face instantly turned slightly red.

"Humph... Even though they may not know, we can't just let this go!"

The silver wolf puffed up its little face, then disguised itself and followed stealthily.

… … … …

"drink!"

With a loud roar, Xing kicked back the attacking Medicine King's Secret Teachings. It seemed that she was still brooding over the last time Dan Shu poisoned her. Xing showed no mercy to these simulated evil creatures, and every move was aimed at taking their lives.

Although they had a resurrection buff, Winder saw that there were too many of them, so he switched to the five-star template and used his ultimate to clear their resurrection buff.

So, what follows is Xing's one-sided carry show.

"I told you to give me poison! I almost beat Winder because of you!"

Xing's resentment was completely activated. He used the flaming gun and baseball bat at the same time, like a martial god reborn, dual-wielding the weapons and "turning" among the abundant evil creatures.

And Winder was in a safe place, buffing her, keeping her health up, and shouting 666 and slacking off...

"Are these two people...really here to test the simulated universe?"

The Silver Wolf who was hiding nearby looked at the two of them and expressed his doubt.

As Xing's "windmill" spun wildly among the monsters, this level was successfully solved.

"Well, you did a good job. After we get out, we probably won't have to deliver takeout anymore. I'll make you something delicious then."

Winder gently stroked Xing's hair, and although he was helpless, he still spoke gently.

"Really? I want to eat bean juice hotpot!"

"Um... besides this?"

“No more.”

"Are you sure we won't be thrown out of the space station by Esta? And there's no soy milk in the space station, right?"

Winder looked at Xing, whose taste buds had become completely abnormal. He was considering whether he should help Xing to have a comprehensive consultation to see what went wrong and why she always wanted to eat some dark dishes.

At the same time, I once again sigh at Ji Zi's coffee and Xing's physique. After drinking two cups of Ji Zi's coffee, Xing has only lost his sense of taste. And how can he be completely fine after eating poison after being trained

It seems that having the star core in Xing's body is not a bad thing. At least it can help her avoid many dangers.

Otherwise...how can a normal person continue to commit suicide like this!

The next levels are not particularly difficult. If Wind and Xing are split into two people, it is equivalent to two Destructions plus one Abundance, and one Protection. In a sense, this is a "full-strength" team.

The final boss was the Rich Black Deer whom they had faced before. Maybe it was affected by the bug in the simulated universe, the number of Rich Black Deer seemed to be a little bit more... But with Winder clearing the opponent's buff and Xing fighting "Elemental Reaction" with him, this level was passed easily.

Looking at the end of the simulated portal in front of him, Winder was filled with emotion.

I will definitely not come next time. Let the players bear the consequences! He just wants to wait until version 1.1 is updated, then go to Dan Ding Division to find that Dan Shu and beat her up!

Chapter 156: Piggy Bank? ? !

"What? What is the 1.1 version update?"

Looking at the dynamic content just released by the official Starry Sky Railway, Sister Guozi frowned in confusion.

"Sister Guozi! Do you have anything to drink at home?"

Gou Zi's voice came from Sister Guozi's house.

"Oh, there are some drinks in the refrigerator, help yourself!"

[What's going on? Gouzi came to Sister Guozi's house to play? ]

[Yes, Gouzi posted a status yesterday. Because her audience went crazy yesterday, her live broadcast room was blocked for seven days. Now she has a reason to slack off openly... ]

[Hiss, you are indeed a dog’s audience… ]

"Sister Guozi! Why does your refrigerator smell like soybean milk?"

Gouzi drank the coconut milk in her hand with a look of disgust. The coconut milk in her hand had been successfully marinated by the sour smell of the refrigerator. She now suspected that what she drank was actually soybean milk and coconut milk...

"Um... I bought some soy milk for fun and accidentally spilled it all over the fridge... Hehe..."

Sister Guozi said to Hi Hi a little embarrassedly.

"Forehead… "

Suddenly I felt that the coconut milk in my hand was not fragrant anymore.

Well, let’s come and see what kind of aircraft Star Dome Railway is working on next.

“Dear pioneers, in version 1.1, we will make a small-scale update to the simulated universe: in the simulated universe, we will add a new event, which I believe will help all pioneers.

New Events:

Himeko's Coffee

Introduction: (omitted)

Effect: (omitted)

I hope all pioneers can have fun in the simulated universe.

——Xingqiong Railway official maintenance team (crossed out)"

[Is it a group of people doing something fun? They must be doing something fun, right? ]

[It doesn’t look fake.]

[Isn’t April Fool’s Day over?]

[As expected of Himeko's coffee, it can actually kill the Star God! ]

[So terrifying! So terrifying! ]

[After drinking a cup of coffee, you will experience an extraordinary feeling!]

[You're totally melted, right? ]

[To be honest, this effect is pretty average. Although it looks awesome, it actually only reduces the blessing of one destiny. Africans still can’t draw out the destiny they want! ]

[Vicious! You are a vicious person! ]

[Don’t tear down people when things are tough!]

… … … … … …

"Where's the promised end to the portal? Why is there still a level?"

Winder looked at the snow and ice in front of him and complained weakly.

“Maybe this is a hidden level?”

Xing pinched his chin, looking thoughtful. Then he looked up ahead, stunned for a moment, and then a look of ecstasy instantly appeared on his face.

"Is this the final hidden boss? Have you ever fought this thing before?"

Winder looked at Xingdao, who was drooling beside him, with puzzled eyes.

"Hmm... shouldn't there be any? Sha..."

Xing wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, looked at the huge piggy bank in front of him that looked like a small mountain, and shook his head.

"It's so huge! What a huge piggy bank! What a pity, this is in a simulated universe. If it were in reality, how many stars would explode!"

Xing's eyes have now turned into Xing Qiong's. Although she knows that the piggy bank in the simulated universe will not explode Xing Qiong, this does not stop her from having a good time!

"Um... are you sure you want to go straight in?"

Winder looked at the huge piggy bank in front of him. Hmm... Pig, huge... Could it be...

Winder looked at Xing who attacked directly, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his mind.

"Xing, be careful, this piggy bank looks a little strange."

He shouted a reminder to Xing in front of him, Winder's eyes full of worry.

Alas, this child... Since she cares so much about money, why not teach her his massage method and open a massage parlor in Xianzhou, so that the train will have a steady source of funds!

Well, Winder is still thinking about his massage parlor plan.

"Hey! Piggy bank!"

Xing picked up a baseball bat and hit him with a silly smile on his face.

If there is a ranking of stars' favorites, the first one would be Winder, the second one would be the trash can, and the third one would be Piggy Bank!

Who can resist the wandering 60-star Qiong!

"snort!!!"

Piman, who was originally sleepy, suddenly felt something hit his lower abdomen. The huge figure pressed towards Xing in anger.

Upon seeing this, Xing immediately dodged out of the range where Piggy Bank had fallen, and continued to hit Piggy Bank with the baseball bat in his hand, creating waves of black flesh on his dark belly!