"What? I can't hear you~"
"Okay, okay, our little Sanyue can't gain weight. Anyway, you're going to Punklord soon, so there's no need for Dao to be harsh on you."
Shrugging, Winder compromised.
"Hehe~ That's right, I'll go get Xing to cook with you later! Wait! Oh! I just realized! Xing and I inherited your massage skills, and the other inherited your cooking skills... So your next medical skills will have to be..."
Sanyue unconsciously turned her gaze to Danheng standing beside her.
In-game
Blade: Dan Heng! You must die!
Kafka:
Silver Wolf: I’m really impressed. Aren’t you guys teammates
Dan Heng: Sorry, I want to fight him when I see him.
Xing: Kafka~feed me~
Kafka: Yeah, good baby~
Silver Wolf: Tsk… Since you can’t compete in real life, you come to the game to be a nanny, right
Silver Wolf: Hey, hey, hey! Don't slap my butt! I was wrong!
“… …Hmm? What’s wrong?”
Noticing March's gaze, Dan Heng looked at March with a normal expression.
"Um... just do your thing... It's strange, why do I have this kind of hallucination..."
Sanyue stroked her forehead, thinking of Danheng treating others with such tenderness...
Ah! So uncomfortable! Such an embarrassing scene! Is that still Dan Heng
March stood there, hands clenched in front of chest, struggling with inner thoughts.
"Xing, come and help in the kitchen after you finish this."
Winder shouted to Xing who was playing video games nearby.
"Okay! I'll come after I finish this one!"
Xing replied without even looking up.
I don't know why, but looking at Xing's appearance, Winder inexplicably felt a sense of crisis, strange...
In-game
Kafka: "Little star~ I'll give you a buff~"
Xing: "Thank you, Mama Kafka!"
Silver Wolf: "I want one too!"
Blade: "No? Shouldn't you use group buff?"
Dan Heng: "This is a recovery buff, you shouldn't go up."
… … …
"So, is it really okay for us to keep playing games here?"
Silver Wolf put down the gray screen helplessly, and looked at Kafka, who was smiling beside him, helplessly.
"Oh? Isn't this a good idea? Since we are in the next script, wouldn't it be convenient for us to go with them?"
Kafka said without even looking up.
"It's convenient, but we're hiding in their supplies... Don't you think we're bugs?"
Silver Wolf looked at the pitch-black container. Under his butt was a box of fresh fruits. Where was the blade? Oh, his eyes were red with anger among the pile of green vegetables. He almost cursed at Dan Heng.
"By the way, why isn't Sam coming?"
Looking at the two unreliable adults, Silver Wolf suddenly missed the cold Tin Man.
"Xiao Langlang, he is not in the script this time. More importantly, you asked him to go to Punklord... Isn't that a gift..."
Kafka said to Silver Wolf somewhat helplessly, although there are few hackers on Punklod who can threaten Sam now, but since he is not in the script, there must be a reason.
“Is… this true?”
Yinlangyuan opened her eyes suspiciously. It seemed that she had never tried to hack into Sam
"Shh... Little Wolf, don't be distracted."
Kafka placed her finger on her red lips and narrowed her eyes, signaling Silver Wolf to concentrate on the game.
"Oh, okay, okay."
Shaking his head helplessly, Silver Wolf continued playing the game while swinging his little feet.
Two small containers were transported by the company's robots and placed into the transport carriage of the Star Train. After putting the things away, Pam hopped towards the observation carriage like a big rabbit.
… … …
"Ding... Emotion value increased by 50,000."
Winder, who was cooking, raised his eyebrows, and without any delay in his hands, he put the shredded meat into a large bowl to marinate as if he was used to it.
Real players have just come up with a new activity, so there’s no need to be surprised. If it’s only 50,000, it shouldn’t be a big problem, right
Winder thought so.
… … …
"Ah... Sister Weier... what's wrong with you...?"
In the orphanage in the old town of Punklode, Weir, who was originally sitting at the conference table, suddenly trembled, and then her two prosthetic arms unconsciously entered combat mode, which scared Mary, who was sitting opposite her. She typed on the tablet with a look of horror on her face, and spoke to Weir with the help of an electronic synthesized voice.
"… Whew, sorry, I just… feel the feeling in my arm again? Not the simulated real touch… but the real… feeling?"
Looking at her prosthetic arm, Weir narrowed her eyes and murmured.
Chapter 15 You call this a linkage
Reality
Players who discovered new characters in the Punklord pilot PV will naturally not miss any opportunity to play with them. As the MVP big sister in this PV, Weir naturally became the new target of persecution by the players.
Because the elements of Weir's prosthetic arm are too consistent with Winder's massage, a series of memes and comics about Winder teaching Weir massage techniques began to circulate. In particular, the woman who was hailed as the leader of the CP also drew a small comic of Winder and Weir herself.
Wei'er: Master, do you want to press here
(Click... )
Xing, who served as an experimental subject, slowly raised his thumb, and the blood at the corner of his mouth was so glaring.
"Uh... ..yes, but it also doesn't seem to be."
Winder said this while silently dialing 120.
I believe that after Mihoyo releases the character model, this scene will be even more chaotic, right? In short, Sister Weier has become a new source of fun for players after only showing up for a short while.
There is no other reason, the prosthetic arms have so many functions that it is hard not to break them (spreading hands helplessly). As for the remaining two new characters, they will naturally not be let go by the players!
From the release of Punk Lord PV to now, the first place on a certain station's chart is... The second shota of Star Dome Railway! Norlan of White Sox!
What? You ask me who is the number one? It must be Little Wend! Little Wend is the number one in the world!
But little Nordland...
[Although not as good as my wife/my husband/my mother/my father, Xiao Wende, but it can still solve the urgent problem.]
[It doesn't matter! I have the same x for both! ]
[@原神, your sister has already given birth to a little shota, why are you still thinking about your little boys? ]
[We want a shota! We want a shota! Give us a shota! ! ! ! ]
[Do you want to be a shota, or do you want to expose your inner lust? ]
[I can't just pour out xx...]
[This user has been banned]
[The light of righteousness!]
... ... ... ..
"It shouldn't be a problem with me..."
Winder shook his head, hoping that everyone was okay.
He doesn’t even know how much he has saved now. It seems like one million is still a long way off, right
Forget it. He didn't have any expectations. The unknown reward was just a pie in the sky drawn by the system. No matter what the reward was, he had to fulfill it himself. Instead of killing his own brain cells, he might as well just leave it there...
"No, is there something I don't use?"
Winder seemed to have thought of something. He sorted out all the ingredients on the chopping board. Then, in the confused look on Xing's face, he considerately tied an apron for her and gave her a thumbs up.
"Do your best, everyone's dinner today depends on you!"
Winder patted Xing's shoulder with relief, and without even giving Xing a chance to ask questions, he flashed out of the kitchen and quickly returned to his bedroom.
Sitting on the edge of his bed, Winder looked at the opportunity for a [Linkage] on the system panel and took a deep breath.
How could he forget about this
He patted his head and wondered if it was because after he became smaller, he was dragged away by Xing to do hard labor for a period of time, which made his intelligence lowered
Looking at the linkage option, Winder's hand did not move.
What does this linkage mean? Is he going to another game world... or is there some other plot about him? Will he become a character again? Or will he become an NPC
If this linkage really allows me to go to another world, what will happen to this world? Will I be missing myself? Or will time be suspended by the system
I can't be crazy, right? Two Wends
No, no, no, this is a bit scary.
For a moment, Winder was a little hesitant. There was no customer service on this broken system panel, and he didn't even know the specific situation...
After preparing himself mentally, Winder thought about all the possibilities, and looking at the linkage options in front of him, he did not dare to be careless at all.
"Tsk... ..you can't just leave it here forever, can you? Didn't I sacrifice Young Master's favorite points for this thing? Looking at the preview comments last time, I almost have more books than Pam! You paid such a high price, you can't let me down, right?"
When Winder thought about his image in real life... ... forget it, even if he cursed those players in real life now, I'm afraid they would beg him to curse back a few more times, right
Alas... Only when you become the character yourself will you understand how outrageous your own madness was!
Feeling emotional and ashamed, I will dare to do it again next time...
"Forget it, let's just link up. Anyway, based on the nature of the system, it shouldn't be able to do anything to me, right?"
Winder held on to a glimmer of hope, so he lightly tapped the [Link] button on the screen.
“Please select the world you want to connect to.
1. Honkai Academy
2. Honkai Impact 3
3. Genshin Impact
4. "Undetermined Events Book"
"... ... ... "
Looking at the options on the screen, Winder fell into deep thought.
So... ...are you really Mihoyo's system? These options are so targeted! And why are there any undetermined ones? After he passes, won't he be cursed by everyone
After complaining in his heart, Winder looked at the options in front of him and began to ponder them again.
First of all, he must pass Honkai Academy. He is afraid of being drained of blood by his second sister. He doesn’t want anything to happen to Xingtie because of a linkage. His hometown is still here!
The Undetermined Event Book can also be passed, it is not the same track at all...