They Call Me Daddy (Honkai Star Rail)

Chapter 168: Section 168

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"But then again, even if it's something from the Genius Club... is it true that there won't be updates? Could it be that there's an organic soul in this tablet?"

Sister Guozi scratched her head in confusion. It seems that she should catch up on the information about the Genius Club when she has time, and watch a video by the way... Hehehe!

While Sister Guozi was still indulging in the joy of being double-teamed by rich ladies and watching the dirty videos, at noon, the official account of Star Dome Railway released three more character portraits.

[Vell]

Wearing a slim-fitting suit, Weir stood quietly in the picture, with her prosthetic arms folded across her chest, and several drones were slowly rising from behind her.

[Merry]

Mary lay quietly on the windowsill, her purple eyes full of comfort and tranquility. On the tablet beside her, a Q-like little Mary was playfully rubbing her slender fingers.

[Tingyun.Yin Yang]

Tingyun, with white fur and golden eyes, climbed on the big furry tail, his eyes were blurry, and the plain clothes with white background and red edges were worn very loosely on his body. There were bells and red ropes tied around his outstretched ankles...

Chapter 33 Star: The Unbearable Weight of Life

Judging from the symbols on the portraits, Weier is a five-star fire attribute harmony, Meili is a four-star quantum harmony, and Tingyun.Yin Yang... is a five-star fire attribute destruction!

[Okay, okay! I’m going to attack you violently! ]

[Tingyun: (holding Huanlong's nz) You are called Huanlong!]

[woc! jade!]

[prprprprpr!]

[Question King Zhou, understand King Zhou, and become King Zhou! ]

[No one can resist a fox girl with white hair, golden eyes, bare feet and red bells! ]

[I think it’s just average.]

[Palace Jade Wine? ]

[What are you talking about?]

[Someone come! He is 50w! ]

"Woc! My wife Tingyun! Ahhh! I can't stand it! I can't stay in this 1.4 version for even a day! Time machine! Where is the time machine! I want to go... I want to find a world that only has Miss Tingyun! Miss Tingyun... Miss Tingyun!! You are my light, ahhh!!!"

When Sister Guozi looked at the charming yet sacred Baimao Tingyun, the phantom limb that shouldn't have existed instantly pierced through the ceiling of her house! The excitement in her heart could no longer be described in words!

[Wc! What kind of creature is this? ]

[I don’t know, it should have been Sister Guozi before.]

[The last time Sister Guozi had such a madness was when she was at the five-star level of Winder... ]

Everyone in the live broadcast room exclaimed in amazement as they watched Sister Zizi constantly twisting and squirming, splitting and reassembling herself on the gaming chair.

Humans...are they amazing

"Actually, Sister Weier is also very kind to me! Hehe, the seemingly cold elder sister is actually a gentle and kind mother in front of the children. Ah~~ this love! And those leather boots, that slim suit, perfectly outline those proud curves!! Me! I can! Sister! Step on me!!"

"Hehehe... Little Mary, when I think of how Mary couldn't make a sound under my coercion, and could only watch me slowly approaching with a hint of despair in her eyes, and then I would download pxx on her... favorite tablet! Ah! How sinful! And how it satisfied my desire to conquer..."

[Sister Guozi! Tingting! You need to cool down for a while! ]

[Don’t say anything if you’ve been told off! If you keep going crazy, the live studio will be gone! ]

[Hmm, Hmm, I can’t say any more, I have to Hmm Hmm Hmm!!]

[I hereby declare that I have nothing to do with this live broadcast room. I am just passing by. Can the super administrator please don't block me later? ]

[Bullshit! You were the one who went crazy the most just now! ]

[Super Admin: Hello, continue.]

"Um... I think this is a live broadcast room with positive energy. Please stop posting weird things in the live broadcast room that will lead children astray!"

The moment she saw the super moderator, Sister Guozi recovered from her crazy and twisted state and turned into a "normal person". She spoke righteously to the audience in the live broadcast room with a righteous face, as if the person who had just gone crazy here was not her.

[OK! Put it into the Beijing Film Academy teaching materials! ]

[Sister Guozi must have graduated from the Central Academy of Drama! ]

[Luckily I recorded the screen, otherwise I would have believed it. ]

[This is really Wu Jing stepping on the sleeping Zhou Jielun, so wonderful (Jing) and wonderful (Jue)! ]

[Is this allegorical saying from Tianjin? ]

… … …

Kakaya looked at the three characters that had just been updated with a gloomy face. Hmm... a Fire Harmony... a Quantum Harmony... and a Fire Destruction that didn't look very serious...

What is this! What the hell is this! You want to increase his strength, right? One Winder was enough for him before! You are going to kill him! Do you know how many situations a support character has to consider? You directly released what looks like two and a half support characters this time

"Pah..."

Outside the camera, Kakaya lit a cigarette dejectedly.

"Mihuyou, I advise you to be merciful."

There was endless despair in his weathered eyes.

Two and a half supports in one version... Damn! It's amazing!

… … …

"Ah? Where's my little shota! Although I'm very happy to have three wives, where's my little shota!? Where's my cute little, fragrant, soft little shota in white socks!"

Gouzi slammed the keyboard hard, looking at the three-chapter character portraits on the monitor with dissatisfaction, sliding the mouse wheel back and forth, why can't I see her little shota! My shota!

[Are you there? Open the door! fib!]

[fib!? You go in too!]

[Alas, I miss little Wend for the nth day.]

[It’s the nth day since I plotted against my adopted father.]

[That child! That child! My little stepfather can be my mother!]

[Xia... Wait, something is wrong (CPU is stuck)]

… … …

"Ding... The real player's emotional value increased by 100,000. This emotional value comes from the transformation of the character you are bound to, [Yin Yang. Tingyun]."

"?"

Winder, who was heading to the front line of the old city with Tingyun and Jingliu, preparing to meet up with Jizi and the others, suddenly froze in place, looking confused.

What is this, what is the character I am bound to...

Winder looked at his inexplicably increasing emotion value in confusion. Something was wrong. Nine out of ten things were wrong. Not to mention when this bound character was set up, just this emotion value of 100,000 was wrong!

"My benefactor, I suddenly feel hot and something is wrong..."

While Winder was still thinking, a soft body gently pressed against his back, a hot breath came near his earlobe, and there was an indescribable feeling hidden in the words...

"Ouch, it's broken."

Winder turned his head unconsciously and glanced at Jingliu who seemed to be smiling.

… … …

"Um… "

At the front line of the New City District, Xing sat on an automatic mecha with a puzzled look on his face, rubbing his chin in thought.

"What's the matter with you? You look like you are worried about something."

Sanyue climbed to the top of the automatic mecha very flexibly. She raised her eyebrows and looked at Xing with a hint of doubt, as if she was thinking about something. Why did it feel like Xing became sentimental since Winder was no longer in the team

"March... I don't know why, but I always feel depressed and my head feels heavy."

Xing shook his head in confusion and simply rested his head on Sanyue's thigh.

"Hey! Let me make a deal first. I'll let you use me as a pillow, but you can't move around this time!"

Seeing Xing resting her head on her thighs very skillfully, Sanyue was startled at first, then she quickly held Xing's head and warned her.

"Okay, okay..."

With his face completely buried in March's thighs, Xing said in a muffled voice.

"Ahh! Stop talking! Stop licking!"

Chapter 34: Ji Zi: Young man, I am the center

"Oh! Really, I won't come to comfort you next time!"

March put her hands in her pockets, turned her head away with a sullen look on her face, not wanting to look at Xing, whose face was beaming with rueful smiles.

"Ah! March energy is full! I'm resurrected again!"

Xing spoke with a BT-like voice with a bright look on his face, attracting the attention of the Punklords who were still building a defense line nearby.

"Idiot! Don't say such shameful things casually!"

Sanyue decisively covered Xing's mouth, looked at her intoxicated face, and said helplessly.

Sigh... It would be great if Winder was here... At least Xing wouldn't go crazy around her!

Hehehe…”

Gently moving March's hand away, Xing scratched his head with a grin on his face.

"Are these two the legendary [Nameless Guests]? They don't look that special, just two little girls. It's better for them not to come to the battlefield."

"Yeah...it would be better to ask the company to send more people over. What kind of help can they provide?"

"Alas... If there was a legend here at this time, Punklord wouldn't have fallen into this situation."

An old soldier sighed, he had witnessed the grand occasions of those genius legends in action... but unfortunately... things have changed... those legends ended their lives, left...

"roar!!!!"

"Stop complaining! Get your weapons ready! Those monsters are coming again!"

"Hey, why are you in such a hurry? Didn't the boss say that we should take advantage of the free time now? Even if those monsters come, how many can they have?"

A new recruit said indifferently, then stuck his head out of the bunker and took a look, then froze in place.

"I...c?"

Densely packed monsters were rushing towards their battle line like a black tide. Among them were some gigantic monsters that looked like a fusion of flesh and blood and machines.

“Sizzle…Ah!! My head!”

"Bang! Plop..."

A headless corpse slowly fell to the ground, and red and white substances splattered on the recruit's face.

“Ah… Ah… Ahhh!!!”

"Shit! Stop yelling! Where are the hackers? Turn on the signal jammer! Everyone, get into combat mode!"

An experienced veteran decisively kicked the blind and screaming recruit, then picked up his weapon and poured fire at the endless tide of monsters.

"Wow! There are so many monsters. What...what should we do?"

March looked at the raging tide and tugged at Xing's sleeve in panic.

"March, prepare to fight."

Dian Danheng appeared at some point and stood beside Sanyue holding Jiyun.

"Eh! Why are you so elusive all of a sudden? It's scary, okay?"

Sanyue looked frightened. He patted his chest and looked at Danheng with dissatisfaction.

"Um… "

Danheng looked at Sanyue helplessly. Should he say that Sanyue is indeed a thick-skinned little girl? She seemed to be the only one who could be so optimistic in such a situation