They Call Me Daddy (Honkai Star Rail)

Chapter 37: Section 37

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Sorry, I put it in the wrong place, never!

The train drove into the starry sky, and there was a flash of white light.

Winder's huge pectoral muscles were prominently displayed on the screen!

[Who taught you to cut like this? .jpg]

[You kid, this is how you cut it, right? ]

[Up is so good at cutting, he must have cut his own umbilical cord when he was a child! ]

“This… This is!!!”

Bai Ye looked like he had received a heavy blow. He lay on the gaming chair and stretched out his hand towards the chest muscles of Winder in front of the screen. It was like the work of the famous Italian sculptor Michelangelo. Adam in "Genesis" was half created by the flying God, and Winder's chest muscles! It was the God who created him!!!

“Wende…Wende!!!Wende!!!!!!Quack!!!”

"Wende! I love your teeth!!!"

Wend, please take me away, Wend! Wend! How can I live without you, Wend!

Hehehe... Hehehehehe! Hehehehe!

In the video, Bai Ye, wearing a mask, began to laugh crazily, and then put on a good show in front of the audience.

(Screaming)(Twisting)(Crawling in the dark) (Crawling)(Twisting)(Creeping in the dark)(Tumbling)(Crawling violently)(Twisting)(Spasming)(Rolling)(Creeping)(Grim growl)(Crawling)(Split)(Walking ashore)(Twisting)(Spasming)(Creeping)(Walking in a twisted manner)(Attack indiscriminately)

[Ah??? Is this the kind of insanity that can come from a human? ? ]

[Gah! It's a lunatic! Everyone, retreat! ]

[Just to clarify, we can’t do this kind of action either! ]

[This is outrageous! This is horrible!]

[Wende! Hehehehehe!!]

[Hey hey hey! I want to touch it! I want to touch it! Let me touch it! Suck! Suck!]

[I'll just go up and lick it! I'll give Wend a bath! I'll taste every inch of it! ]

[It’s bad! Human-to-human transmission has occurred! ]

[What Tam's reincarnation? ]

As Bai Ye in the video began to crawl all over the floor and walls like Unit-01 going berserk, the comments in the video could no longer control the darkness hidden deep in their hearts.

"Wende! Wende!! For you! I'm going to fuck you!"

Having said that, Bai Ye began a series of operations that would not pass the review. The screen went black. When the picture reappeared on the screen, Bai Ye was already sitting on a chair outdoors with a melancholy look on his face, a cigarette in his hand, and endless paper balls scattered around him.

[BYD Sage Mode, right? ?]

[Defying the heavens! Defying the great heavens! The ultimate invincible and heaven-defying! ]

[A cigarette afterwards~]

[It is impulsive. ]

[So, not only did you fail, but you also shot yourself... uh... n times? ]

[You are such a clingy person.]

"Actually, I think the best thing to do when you love someone is to let go."

Bai Ye picked up Winder's photo, let the tears at the corners of his mouth wet his crotch, and let the wind take away Winder's photo.

"Woo, woo, woo! Wend! My Wend!"

Watching the photo gradually moving away, Bai Ye couldn't help but feel deeply moved, and then he picked up the tissue beside him.

Accompanied by a burst of crying, this video that does not belong to this planet also came to an end...

[Stay firm! Phase Rush! ]

[Repeat the same mistakes!]

[I'm going to sell toilet paper downstairs at Up's house! ]

"Please rate this video!"

[Ten points! Must be ten points!]

[Must give it a high score of 10 or even 9 points! ]

Once the incredible video was released, it triggered a frenzy across the entire AC site.

First on the hot search list of AC station, Star Dome Railway has its own crazy Bible!

Bai Ye became famous in one battle and gained countless fans overnight.

Because of this guy, a "Wende Bar" was even established on the forum. The content inside was nothing but madness about Wend... It was madness about Wend, and the ratio of male to female members on the forum reached a terrifying number! One to one!

It can be seen that the female players are just as good at dealing with Winder's madness as others ()

On foreign websites, Bai Ye’s video was reverse-prepared and exported abroad, and was thoughtfully accompanied by various explanations of the memes.

As a result, a "crazy" craze was also set off on foreign websites.

Some people put up a large picture of Wind's chest muscles in New York's Times Square at their own expense; some directly tattooed the words "I love Wind" on their backs; and some even spent huge sums of money to build a Faraday "pain car" full of Wind elements!

At the same time, the domestic Eh! Woo! small market also received a large number of orders.

All kinds of fan works, such as Wind's pillows and Wind's peripheral products, were sold overseas, so much so that the director of a certain copy shop even put Wind on the wall as a decoration!

"Look... this is the God of Wealth!"

The Mediterranean factory manager, who was wearing a Winder's pain suit, sighed.

… … … …

"March... Do you feel anything strange?"

Winder frowned as he walked on the stone steps. He always felt that an inexplicable aura was enveloping him.

"Ah? Is it the star core? Or the rift? Or is it that you are sick, Wende?"

March looked at him blankly.

"Ah... I hope it's just my illusion... It's really scary..."

Winder shook himself unconsciously and complained silently.

He didn't notice Xing's burning gaze beside him at all.

Chapter 51: On the Eternal Winter Ridge

The Eternal Winter Ridge, located north of Beloberg, can be described as an absolute forbidden zone for life.

The extreme cold, the endless world-ripping creations, and the frozen virtual soldiers.

"Is this... a hand? It's so big!"

After finally climbing to the halfway point of the mountain, March Seven exclaimed in surprise as he looked at the huge metal hand.

"This should be the mechanical creation left behind by the previous city builders."

Looking at the heart-stirring giant hand, Shiluwa recalled the information he had seen in the City Builder.

"The City Builders... are truly an admirable group of people."

Xing sighed.

"So... could you please stop jumping around?"

Sanyueqi complained to Xing who was jumping on the steps, what happened? Why did she suddenly become a different person

Looking at such an active star, Winder patted his head in pain.

What on earth are the real players doing? The good stars are almost turned into happy children under their influence!

"Forget it, just leave it to me."

Sighing, Winder walked towards Xing.

"Hmm? What's wrong?"

Xing looked at Winder in front of her with confusion, but her body unconsciously stretched out her sinful little hand towards Winder.

“Sizzle!”

Xing's originally confused eyes became clear again. She was held in Winder's arms, and her eyes were full of clarity and rationality.

"Wende? I am..."

Feeling the body temperature of the person in front of him, even Xing, who had regained his sanity, couldn't help but blush slightly.

"You seem to be affected by the "Star Core". Relax, we still have a fierce battle to fight next.

Winder gently stroked Xing's hair and spoke softly to her.

"Hmm... OK..."

Xing nodded shyly and agreed.

"Um."

Winder put the star in his arms down and took back the three lightning rods above her head.

"Is this... the end?"

Xiluwa looked at this scene with some surprise.

Is this the medical skill from another world? It's amazing!

"Uh... Although it's not the first time I've seen it, I still feel a little weird."

Spreading his hands, Sanyue said helplessly to Danheng who was standing beside him.

"I always feel that I may encounter many such things in the future, so I should be mentally prepared."

Dan Heng shook his head. He was also puzzled in many aspects.

"Are all the relationships on your train so complicated?"

Xier said to Sanyue with some curiosity.

"Um... are you okay?"

Stroking his smooth chin, Sanyue actually started to think about it carefully.

"Sister Ji Zi and Uncle Yang are both reliable adults. The train conductor is a very cute mascot. I am just an ordinary passenger. Dan Heng is the guard of the train think tank, and Wend is the logistics..."

"It's okay to look at it this way?"

March is full of confusion.

"Oh, I don't understand you."

Seele shook her head helplessly. She just wanted to rescue Bronya as soon as possible and beat up the old witch named "Cocolia"!

Looking at Xing who had temporarily regained his sanity, Winder sighed helplessly and hoped that the players in reality would stop playing tricks. If they continued to act crazy, his plan to develop the protagonist would be ruined!

In fact, when Xing first came into contact with the trash can, his "good daughter training plan" was over (sad)

The Xing he imagined, who appeared cold on the outside but was actually gentle and intellectual on the inside, could no longer exist...

He might have to lock his bedroom door when he returns to the train next time. He has realized that this rebellious son seems to have some ill intentions towards his body!

Although the cool little hands feel comfortable, that’s my boss!

"Let's go, we should go see Cocolia. If we delay any longer, Bronya will be in danger."

Winder took the lead and walked in front of the team, speaking to the people behind him.

… … …

The further they advanced towards the Eternal Winter Ridge, the more severe cold and world-rifting creatures they faced increased exponentially, which also indicated that they were getting closer and closer to the core of the star.

The top of the mountain is littered with machines and equipment used by the city builders. They are covered with ice and snow and blown by the cold wind, but the materials left behind by the city builders are still intact.

“Drink!”

Xier dodged and killed the last Rift-Boundary Monster that was disguised as a Silver-Maned Iron Guard.