They Call Me Daddy (Honkai Star Rail)

Chapter 45: Section 45

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[Oh, that's all? What else can possibly hurt me? I am a captain who has been tempered through thousands of trials and tribulations, and I am a man of steel!]

[“Mei-sister… I don’t want to”]

[Hello, I spoke too loudly, please don’t do this! ]

[That's it? (Sunglasses)]

[Lift their veils! (Tears)]

The audience in the live broadcast room were still chatting about this and that, but our sister Guozi had already started writing copy frantically, preparing for a big job for herself!

"xdm, today's live broadcast ends here, I got an inspiration!"

[Ah? You haven’t finished the live broadcast yet! ]

[Stop! Don't stop here! Just finish it!]

"Live broadcast disconnected"

the next day

The well-known up-loader of the Integrity Zone, Sister Guozi, released a new video.

On Wend

Well, this is a post that sounds serious in name, but actually the whole post is about the video of Wind going crazy...

However, even the outrageous copy became "serious" and "improper" in Sister Guozi's voice full of "integrity" and her passionate tone.

After analyzing the origin of Five Star Wind's clothing and the designer's "good intentions", Sister Guozi began to reveal her true face.

"Ah~Wende! How I wish I could roam over your broad chest muscles, caress your muscles with my hands, and test whether it is hard or soft?"

"Ah! I am a devout believer of the Winder Religion! I want to proclaim the supremacy of Winder to the world!"

"His every move is filled with the kindness of a heavenly father, as if a god has come to the world to heal all our pains. He is a merciful father! He is my only Lord!"

There is also a private impulse hidden in the low and eager female voice. When paired with the song "In the Name of the Father", the entire video's barrage and comment area are filled with these two words.

"Demen"

We who believe in Wend all win people over with our virtue!

… … …

"Ding Dong, the player's favorability value has reached 500, and the distance to unlocking the five-star level is 8010/10000."

Winder, who was eating in Klipper Castle, looked confused.

Who! Who is doing what in reality? Why did it go up

Also, your system is squeezing out toothpaste! Squeeze out more for me! !

Winder was roaring inwardly, but he still kept a calm face as he picked up a piece of bread that could be inserted into his mouth and put it into his mouth.

Mmm... sour and bitter.

Chapter 62: Farewell to Yalilo VI

At the dining table, everyone was happily eating the "sumptuous" dishes. These were delicacies personally prepared by Sebastian, the steward and medical officer of Klippeburg, which ordinary people could not taste.

"Mmm! So delicious! Sister Sanyueqi doesn't want to eat it?"

Hook chewed the "soft" bread, and looked at March Seventh who was looking embarrassed with his big ignorant eyes.

"Um... Sister isn't hungry, Hook eats first."

Patting Hook's little head, March forced a smile.

Although it is much better than the ones in the lower district, it is indeed... not as good as expected.

Dan Heng ate a piece of what should be a cake with an expressionless face. All I can say is that it’s edible, but don’t expect too much.

"Ah, wow..."

Xing, whose lightning rod had been pulled out, ate with empty eyes, as if he had lost his sense of taste.

"Wow... I want to get back to the train..."

Sanyue was secretly in tears, but she still forced herself to eat this delicious meal.

After dinner, everyone discussed many matters in Castle Klippe. March and Hook were playing and fighting below, while Clara was pulled into the conversation of the adults by Natasha.

After all, she also represents the mechanical settlement, so there are some things she still needs to listen to.

Klipper Castle was divided into three parts. One was the adult faction headed by Natasha and Bronya, the other was Hook and March who were playing and fighting, and Star who had just been unsealed, called the child faction by Winder.

The only ones left were Dan Heng, who was resting with his eyes closed, and Wend, who seemed to be looking for something.

"This is strange. Could it be that the Silver Mane Guards took it away as evidence?"

Winder had a puzzled expression on his face, his eyes scanning the cabinets and tables in Klipper Castle.

"Excuse me, sir, are you looking for something?"

Sebastian, who was on standby, seemed to notice Winder looking for something, so he stepped forward and asked.

"Oh, old housekeeper, have you seen a round container filled with some kind of liquid?"

Winder gestured to the container that had previously contained Jizi's coffee and said to the old butler.

That was a container that could hold Ji Zi's coffee. If he lost it, he would have to go to the Black Tower Space Station to buy another one.

But he had spent a lot of credit points to buy it from a merchant. The merchant even told him mysteriously what a rare thing this container was and wanted to raise the price, but he bargained hard and finally bought it for only one thousand credit points.

"Um... Is the guest talking about that thing?"

Sebastian paused, then pointed at Xing not far away. The container in her hand looked so familiar, and Xing seemed to think that there was some kind of drink in it, so she picked up the container and put it to her mouth.

“… … Sorry, that’s not necessary now.”

Winder covered his head and said to the old butler somewhat embarrassedly.

"Plop..." (Sound of a star falling)

"Bang!" (the sound of the container falling to the ground)

"Star!" (March 7 exclaimed)

… … …

Why did the coffee suddenly appear in Xing's hands instead of being kept under strict surveillance by the Silvermane Guards as a poison to assassinate the Great Guardian

Move the timeline back.

Although Cocolia fainted after drinking the delicious coffee, the coffee in the container did not spill out. Instead, the container activated the liquid protection device and rolled to the ground.

At that time, because the people who were corroded lost consciousness, the Star Core had no choice but to choose to control Sebastian at that time and prohibit all Silver Mane Guards from entering Krippo Castle.

Therefore, the can of coffee remained in the corner without being discovered.

In fact, the place where the container rolled down was very hidden, and ordinary people could not find it, but she was a star...

So, Xing took the initiative to press "f"

… … … …

"So, they just left like that?"

Looking at the blue light in the sky, Seele said silently to Bronya beside her.

"Yeah... I didn't expect it to be this way... But fortunately, everyone is here, so it can be considered a farewell."

The corners of Bronya's eyes twitched. Is this... really okay

“… … ”

Natasha held her forehead with her hand, looking as if she couldn't bear to watch.

"Sister Shiluwa, why did the pioneer sister suddenly faint?"

Clara asked Xiluwa beside her in confusion.

"Um... maybe, maybe... maybe the pioneer sister is not used to the local climate."

Shiluwa made up a far-fetched excuse to fool the naive Clara, while secretly saying in her heart.

"Cocolia, you deserve it!"

… … … …

[I can't hold it anymore, I wronged you, this is really a space comedy! ]

[Happy, so happy!]

[A world where only I am hurt has been achieved!]

[So why do you have to press F? ]

[Indeed, I saw that other people's process also included saying goodbye to everyone, but you just skipped saying goodbye and went back! ]

[To be honest, I hate saying goodbye, but I never expected this! ]

[Cocolia: Why did you come down to see me? ]

[Le, I suggest that this chapter be renamed "The Tragedy Caused by a Cup of Coffee"]

[Coffee: It starts with me and ends with me.]

[c, the Herrifier of Coffee, right? ]

The Antarctic bear and the Arctic goose were watching the CG images being played. For some reason, the coffee they had just brewed in their hands suddenly lost its fragrance.

"This... this is too dramatic... Although it is an Easter egg, who would have expected that the light spot would be a cup of Himeko's coffee!!!"

Almost all the players who were impatient ended their first chapter about Beloberg here early. They didn't have time to say goodbye to their favorite characters! Now... let's take a look at the plot of others who didn't drink coffee (sad)

… … …

"You guys are back. How did the trip to Yalilo VI go? What happened to the planet?"

Ji Zi, who was waiting in the observation car, looked at Xing who was carried back by Dan Heng and San Yue, and said with a confused look on her face.

"Uh... It's not a big problem. I can handle it."

Feeling the resentful looks of Sanyue and Danheng behind him, Winder said to Ji Zi awkwardly.

"Um… "

Walter looked at Xing's colorful face and just pushed his glasses silently. He seemed to know what was going on.

"Ah... Then let's wait until Xing wakes up before we summarize this exploration journey of Yalilo VI..."

Looking at the unconscious Xing, Ji Zi helplessly supported her forehead. Could it be that the food safety of Yaliluo No. 6 has reached such a serious level? It seems that I must call Esta and ask her to ask the company to help this poor planet as soon as possible.

Chapter 63: Detoxification

"March, the antidote."

"Ohh! Here!"

March hurriedly synthesized an antidote from the synthesis table and handed it to Winder.

One is not enough, give me a few more!

Winder stared at Xing, who was lying unconscious on the bed, with a very grim expression.

He suddenly discovered a substance that was more lethal than Jizi's coffee, and that was expired Jizi's coffee...

This child is sleeping so deeply like a baby! He can't wake up even after being pricked by lightning needles? Those are the most stimulating acupuncture points for emergency treatment!

With a complicated expression, he fed Xing an antidote and looked at her peaceful sleeping face. If he ignored her complexion that changed colorfully like an LED light, he would think that the person lying in front of him should be a sleeping beauty, right

Looking at the deceased whose emotional state was stable... Uh, Xing, Winder swore to God that she would definitely change her bad habit of touching the light spots casually in the future!

"Wende! Here!"