They Call Me Daddy (Honkai Star Rail)

Chapter 67: Section 67

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“Swish~”

"you… "

Kafka smiled and showed Xing the pull ring on her hand. The hand without gloves was very white, with distinct joints, and long and soft fingers, which was perfect for playing musical instruments.

"boom!!!"

Under Winder's feet, a grenade exploded silently.

"Wende!!!"

March yelled in panic.

Xing's pupils contracted and he looked at the beauty in front of him in disbelief, then turned to look at Winder who was covered by black smoke.

"You... why..."

Seeing Xing's expression of disbelief and almost crying, Kafka couldn't help but put her hand on her face and comforted her softly.

"Don't worry, he'll be fine. But... seeing how close you and he are... I'll be jealous~"

Kafka's voice was soft and very seductive.

… … …

“Dad ahhhhh!!!”

Looking at the game screen where Winder’s health bar was depleted by Kafka’s grenade, Sister Guozi wailed again.

[Domestic violence! This is domestic violence!]

[Yandere Kafka, I love you]

[No... Is there a possibility that...

Kafka: I’m Shu Daoshan!]

[So Wend is still dominated by his wife, right?]

[It’s broken. Non-existent characters have been added...]

[Hiss, ah... Blindfolded and collared, Winder curled up in Kafka's arms. Kafka looked at Winder lovingly with a sly smile on her face. Her soft little hands drew circles on his huge chest muscles, leaving a red nail mark... This... This! ]

[Stop talking, I have to go change my pants again...]

[Young man, you are so generous.]

Chapter 90? You two...

"Huh..."

Looking at the "white" covering his entire body, Winder breathed a sigh of relief. Although he felt that Kafka's move would not do anything to him, he still used it unconsciously...

Well, it is not ruled out that he wanted to use it himself.

His originally casual clothes were changed into a long ink-colored robe full of astringency, his short hair turned into long hair with a hair crown, and a long sword with a white handle and a black blade appeared in his hand.

"… Um?"

Winder suddenly frowned. He felt a breath of yin and yang coming towards him. But it seemed that the figure's legs were a bit short? Why did he have to take a detour? Wouldn't it be better to just turn over

With a casual tap on the panel, Winder returned to his [Abundant] state.

Since someone has come to "sanction" Kafka, there is no need for him to make a big move. Moreover, this is not the right time. If he uses the five-star template now... What if the players get tired of it in the future? He still needs to get the likes!

However, if Winder knew that those animals in real life had started drawing his various books and MMDs, he might choose to just take off his shirt. Maybe that would increase his popularity faster.

Although... for the five-star template clothes, it seems that there is no difference whether you take off the top or not

The black smoke dissipated, and Winder walked out of it unharmed. A hint of regret flashed across Kafka's eyes, but she still helped Xing up in her arms amid everyone's surprised expressions, and gently helped her straighten her messy collar.

"Go ahead."

Kafka looked at Winder and spoke softly to Xing.

"Um."

Xing nodded obediently, then walked in front of Winder, looking back every few steps.

Although she had no memory of Kafka, she could feel that she would not harm her and that she "loved" her.

"Kafka..."

Xing said to the beauty in front of him with some hesitation.

"Relax, I'll tell you everything... except..."

"careful!"

Seeing Kafka raising her double guns, March immediately put a layer of six-phase ice shield on Winder and Xing in the front.

The smile on Kafka's face grew wider, and she then raised her black and white double guns above her head and fired all the bullets in their magazines.

"Da da da da da!"

A petite figure flashed quickly through the air.

"Heh... a mere trifle."

The figure dodged in the hail of bullets like a lost butterfly, and changed the trajectory of the bullets.

"Every move you make... is under the observation of the Dharma Eye!"

“Ding ding ding…”

The eggshell fell to the ground with a crisp sound, and the petite and elegant figure descended from the air and slowly stood up in the gaze of everyone.

"Pah..."

Kafka smiled and threw the two guns in her hands to the ground. It seemed that she had been waiting for this moment.

"Taibu Si, Fu Xuan, I will take charge of the wanted criminal now."

The little girl named Fu Xuan said slowly.

After imprisoning Kafka, Fu Xuan ignored the smile on her face and turned around to look at the members of the pioneering team, especially at... Winder.

"Everyone in the train group, it's our first time meeting you, or rather, I have already seen you in my foresight. I am one of the Six Imperial Guards of the Immortal Boat, the Grand Astrologer, Fu Xuan."

Turning his eyes away from Winder, Fu Xuan introduced himself to everyone on the train in a very formal manner.

… … …

[Sister Guozi, please wipe your saliva, the keyboard is not waterproof... ]

[Ah, we know you like this, your eyes are almost fixed on those white silk stockings! ]

[Slurp, slurp! Hehe, Taibu's feet are small and slippery. She has two small feet, and I just happen to have a mouth. How could such a coincidence happen in this world! ]

[So, did you notice that Sister Guozi is also wearing white silk today? ]

[Beast! He's your brother! How can you be so shy? ]

[Brother? He is my brother! That’s why I have to stab him twice!]

"Nonsense! I am obviously moved by my mother's love for me and can't help myself. I am not a lolita complex! How could I possibly like this little loli with pink hair and white silk and fairy boat style who looks so tsundere! My XP... My XP is dancing!"

[Tingting! Stop it! We still need to continue watching the plot... ]

[xdm, please let me know when Sister Guozi is done, I’m going to go see the dog.]

… … … …

“Wuwuwu… No! I don’t want to leave Mama Kafka! Papa Winder! Hurry up and use your invincible five-star form to save her! Give the child a complete home! Wahhhh!”

In the live broadcast room of the dog, a furry dog was wailing with tears in the room. People who didn’t know what happened thought it was something. It was really sad and made people cry...

[Dog, what I'm saying is, how did you make Wendell and Kafka cry like a divorced couple? ]

[Why do I feel like I'm entrusting my son to someone else in Baidi City? ]

[Trailblazer: Are you polite?]

[Kafka: Ka... You can't fight the enemy on the battlefield...]

[If you keep doing this, I will give San Mou Sha a thumbs up! I am serious! ]

[Wow, she really loves me, and he loves me too. Since our goals are the same, why can't we be together!? ]

[What a scumbag's statement!]

… … … …

In Zhou Zhou's live broadcast room

The beautiful girl in a green coat with cat ears is staring at the composition on the picture, and the paintbrush in her hand is flying across the drawing board at the speed of light, which is dazzling!

[Zhou, let's take a break. You've been staring at this scene for ten minutes. Can you take a break? ]

[Trouble!]

[Is this what inspiration looks like? Love it!]

… … …

After the new plot of Star Railroad was released, the originally evil CP, Wind x Kafka, suddenly became a recognized CP for some reason and was on the hot search list of AC station.

Originally, some people were questioning that this behavior of privately pairing characters was wrong, immoral, and unfair.

But later, he saw the pioneer snuggling in the arms of the two men, and his temper instantly disappeared.

[Okay, okay, I agree with this couple! I especially agree with them! ]

[What do you agree with? You actually want to push two directly, right? ]

[People who oppose it, you won’t know how to play it at first glance.]

[Once again, I feel that my XP is out of tune with yours… ]

Various amazing secondary creations about Kafka and the Winder family have emerged again.

According to a well-known anime up master, the Starry Sky Railway Play House project is already in preparation...

Chapter 91: Chatting on the Star Raft

"Increase player favorability by 1,000 points."

On the Star Raft, the system prompt sounded again in Winder's mind.

"Hmm? What happened?"

Winder raised his head with a confused look on his face.

"Hmm? What's the matter?"

Xing, who was napping next to Winder, raised her head blankly.

"Nothing, just continue to rest."

Winder shook his head and stroked Luxing's little head.

I don’t know what the group of players in real life are doing, but never mind, as long as I can increase the popularity points... I hope the collaboration at that time will be a normal one... At least let them look forward to it a little.

"By the way... Kafka... is she okay?"

Xing looked hesitantly at Kafka, who was tied up tightly with her eyes closed.

"Don't worry, she won't run away with Ben Taibu here."

Fu Xuan, who was sitting next to him, said this very confidently, swinging his pair of white little feet back and forth, looking like he was in a very good mood.

“… … ”

Looking at everyone landing on the ground, Winder suddenly wanted to laugh, but he held it back.

"Hmm? What's up?"

It seemed that Wend's gaze was a little subtle. Fu Xuan looked at the person in front of him with some doubt. Is this guy the one whose fate cannot be inferred by the Qiongguan formation? It's really strange.

"Well, I heard that the Master of Divination is an expert in divination. Could you tell me a fortune for me?"

Winder said sincerely that he really wanted to know what his future would be like. From the information revealed in Kafka's tone, it seemed that the future had not changed at all because of his appearance.

"Well... isn't divination a child's play? How can you just do it if you want? If you have the time to come to my Grand Diviner and ask honestly, I might be able to deduce it for you."