They Call Me Daddy (Honkai Star Rail)

Chapter 69: Section 69

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Winder on the side compared Fu Xuan and Kafka, then nodded in agreement.

Indeed, we lose everywhere...

"Let's get off the boat first."

In the end, it was the reliable Walter who broke the "stalemate" between the two and spoke up.

"Well, Star Core Hunter, I will not argue with people like you."

Fu Xuan said with disdain, then turned around and walked off the Star Raft.

"Let's go."

Xing supported Kafka and walked out of the Xingcha.

"Wow... Is this Taipusi? It feels a little different from what you imagined."

Looking at the prosperous land in front of him, March exclaimed in surprise.

"Forehead… "

Tingyun covered his mouth with his folding fan in embarrassment.

"Although I usually stay at home and seldom go out, I still remember what I rule... What road are you taking me to? Is this where the Taibushi is located?"

Fu Xuan spoke loudly to Ting Yun, his eyes full of confusion and doubt.

"Oh, Taibu, calm down. The Qiongyi just malfunctioned. It's not easy to locate the entrance to the cave... It's already very difficult for me to stop the Star Raft here..."

As she spoke, Tingyun raised her eyes, and everyone followed her gaze.

Not far from where the Xingcha was moored, there was a huge archway with a plaque with the word "Changle Tian" hanging on it.

"Look, [Changletian], it looks like a safe place, we just need to walk a few more steps the rest of the way."

Looking at Tingyun's innocent look, Fu Xuan lost his temper. He just snorted coldly and started to tell fortunes.

"… "

Looking at Fu Xuan who was muttering to himself about divination, Winder narrowed his eyes slightly.

He felt that when Fu Xuan was fortune-telling, a faint yin and yang energy appeared around her. Although it was very faint, it was indeed there.

"Hmm... Is this the [divination] of the Immortal Boat?"

Looking at Fu Xuan's confused look, Xiao Sanyue couldn't help but look at her ten delicate and lovely fingers.

"Why does it feel like you're counting with me?"

… … …

[Option 1: Look at March: Do you count with your fingers? ]

[Option 2: Look at March: This is the legendary quantum entanglement]

[Option 3: Look to March. Experts see the doorway, while laymen see the excitement! ]

[Option 4: Look at Winder: Can you? ]

"Choose four! Choose four!"

Sister Guozi clicked option four without any hesitation.

When Winder in the picture heard Xing's question, he was stunned at first, and then he actually nodded.

“I know a little bit…”

[??? No, what else can't you do? Giving birth to a child?]

[Tsk, this is really possible...]

[As expected of you, the all-purpose tool man!]

[Okay, okay, Dad! Tell me about my marriage! ]

[Wende: The marriage you searched for is not in the service area.]

"The anchor was captured by aliens! Go check out her submissions~"

At one o'clock in the afternoon, when the audience rushed into Sister Guozi's live broadcast room on time, they only saw this line of words on the black screen: Sister Guozi did not start the broadcast today.

[Where is Sister Guozi?]

[Get up and go to work! Don’t want salary? ]

[Fruit!]

[What happened? Isn't Sister Guozi never late? And there's no mention in the status that she's not on air today? ]

[Housekeeper: I just called Sister Guozi, and she told me that the massage she had yesterday was so comfortable that she didn’t want to move…]

[What the hell? You’re too lazy to post the status updates you clicked? ]

[Housekeeper: She said her mind is blank now... She forgot... ]

[Did the masseur wipe the electronic parts with his hands?]

[Hiss… Chinese culture is broad and profound…]

[Could it be the... Wend Massage from yesterday? ]

[Oh my goodness, Tao Nai’s live broadcast room is not open either… ]

[Lan Yu posted a status saying that the video can no longer be updated, and his whole body is weak... ]

[Ah? This is a massage? This is sucking away other people's essence! ]

[No... This is because too much "Yang Qi" was injected into it.]

… … … …

"Hmm... My body feels so soft... I don't want to move at all..."

Sister Guozi, who had just been thoroughly pressed from top to bottom by Winder's big hands, was now almost becoming a puddle.

She didn't know how she walked out of the massage parlor. She only knew that the three of them supported each other and called an online car-hailing service on their mobile phones. The driver looked at them strangely.

"Ah... so cool, so comfortable, I feel like I've been transformed!"

Lan Yu crawled out from under Sister Guozi's bed, turned over and lay down beside Sister Guozi, breathing heavily and speaking with turbulent voice.

"Ang... huh... Ang... huh..."

"… "

"She's asleep..."

"It's like this..."

"Let's go to sleep..."

"Um."

… … … … …

"So, I'm going to do this all day?"

Looking at the long line in front of him, Winder's eyes gradually became dim.

I will be exhausted to death... I will definitely be exhausted to death!

After learning that there is such a massage shop in Magic City, many Starry Sky Railway players have locked onto the location of this shop and come to check in and visit, and by the way experience the "skills" of the massage master.

There were also many fans and friends of Sister Guozi and Lan Yu who, after learning that the two were almost orgasmed from being massaged to the point of ecstasy, fell into their conspiracy and came to Winder’s massage parlor to find out what was going on!

Hi Hi, as a virtual dog up, is a... a beautiful girl full of vitality, with a petite and cute figure, and a personality as cute as a dog.

But she accidentally got a stiff neck when she got up this morning. It happened that she was also in Shanghai, and she heard about what happened to Sister Guozi and Lan Yu. So driven by curiosity and neck pain, Hihi came to the door of Winder's massage shop.

"Master, my neck is sprained... Can you help me massage it?"

Hihi tilted his neck and sat on the massage stool prepared by Winder, and spoke pitifully to the fully armed Winder.

"Your neck is twisted... Let me take a look."

Winder sat in front of Hihi and slowly touched her neck with his big hands.

"Sniff..."

"This master smells so good... But why are his eyes purple? Is he a foreigner..."

"No, judging from his voice, he should be Chinese, but... his breasts are so big... and his palms are so hot... hehe..."

Looking at Winder in front of him, Hihi had this thought in his mind for some reason.

"Is this the place?"

Winder looked at Hihi, who was so distracted that her saliva was about to flow out. He gently rubbed her neck and saw that she frowned in pain.

"Yes, yes! It's right here. Master, come and help me take a look!"

Hihi nodded and said with certainty.

"Oh, take a look at this first."

Winder nodded in understanding, then took out a stainless steel needle from the bulging bag on his chest.

"Look at the needle tail."

Winder held the needle tail in his hand and scratched it to the right side of Hihi.

"Yes, that's it..."

Then, Winder moved the needle to HiHi's left side.

"Okay... now hold still."

Winder put down the needle and then moved to the back of HiHi.

"Crack..."

Before Haihai could react, there was a crisp sound, followed by a pain.

“Ouch!!!”

"Okay, next one."

After clapping his hands and looking as if he had seen a ghost, Winder shouted to the outside.

"Hey... Master, I want to press it again..."

Hihi hurriedly called out to Winder, then turned his neck in surprise, and it really didn’t hurt anymore…

"Oh, all right, lie here."

Pointing to the massage bed, Winder said to Hihi.

“Oh.”

“Ka-ka-ka…”

“Ahhhhhhhh!!! Ahhhh~~~~~~”

Ten minutes later, amid the surprised expressions of the people in the queue, HiHi, her body pink and with trembling legs, slowly walked out of the massage parlor, holding on to the door frame.

"Um... Brother Kazi, are we really going in?"

Teacher Apple, who came with Kakaya, looked at the little girl in front of her and saw that she looked like she had gone through some kind of hardship, and secretly backed off.

"What are you afraid of? It's just a massage. I'll do it if I have nothing to do! Mr. Apple, are you afraid?"

Kakaya raised his eyebrows at Apple provocatively.

"Tsk, you go first later, I'm not in a hurry."

Apple looked nonchalant.

"Next one."

Winder wiped the water off his hands and shouted outside the door.