They Call Me Daddy (Honkai Star Rail)

Chapter 90: Section 90

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The Beloberg squad is still on the road to development;

Mature stars must learn to find their own food (referring to killing Kafka and n female characters alone);

Wend: Don't hurt my son! (referring to the fact that he used his strong chest muscles to feed an entire team of people.);

Yukong and Tingyun: Grand Theft Auto: The Immortal Ship;

Sambo, fuck! Sambo, fight!

Walter: Clara, when I was young, I was very strong (90 percent, Heavenly Father);

Kafka: (pointing a gun at Winder): I will get the custody of the child back!

Jing Yuan: Help me! Mr. Shenjun!!!

Wait... The density of the memes is so intense that it makes your scalp tingle, the degree of insanity is so thought-provoking, and there are so many elements that there are even frame-staring people in the comment section who have begun to translate every meme that appears in the video one by one, in order to prevent some newbies from not being able to understand it.

It can only be said that both the card guys and the crazy guys are ecstatic; the idiots and the smelly feet guys are savoring life; the character fans and the game fans have the same goal; the ten-year veteran couldn't help but pack his bags; the boss wanted to rush in again in a helicopter after seeing this!

This time, Geng Xiaogui finally died because of too many Gengs...

If the viewers who watch the video add a complaining energy collector to themselves, I think everyone can become a saint, right

The most surprising thing is that they also invited a well-known suona up-master in the women's clothing area to specially produce an ending song for this video.

As the suona sounded, coupled with the savage death scenes of each character, a group of audience members couldn't help laughing, and then the phones were confiscated, and the money was fined...

… … … … …

"Watch, the likability value has increased by 500. Please keep working hard."

Well, it seems that this job has nothing to do with him, so it shouldn’t be a big problem.

Hearing the system prompt, Winder breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at Xing with pity in his eyes.

Poor kid, he doesn’t seem to be very smart to begin with, and he is affected by the crazy behavior of those sick netizens…

"well… "

This was the nth time that Winder had lamented this.

After looking at Winder who suddenly sighed with some doubt, Fu Xuan chose to get the topic back on track. Seeing that everyone was there, she opened her mouth and told everyone on the Starry Sky Train what to do next.

"Everyone, now that the Qiongguan Formation has been prepared, the interrogation of the Star Core Hunter... is about to begin."

First time offering a bounty...

Emmmm, there is no activity, so I will just follow the trend and offer a bounty to join in the fun. After all, I was supposed to update more in the next few days...

Just think of it as a reason to update more chapters after the event...

The following are the additional conditions copied from others ()

One hundred monthly tickets plus one thousand words

As for the razor blades and tips... we don't want them. Let's save some money for a good meal during the holidays.

Reader women's clothing plus more still permanent ()

The reward period is from today to October 7th

As for the upper limit of the bounty... we don't know what the upper limit is, so let's just leave it as it is.

The current monthly ticket amount is 4732, so let’s start from here!

By the way... Currently the number of people in the crazy group is twice that of the serious group!

So here’s the number of the serious group! 570170821 (Don’t go crazy! Don’t go crazy! Don’t go crazy!)

The group number of the epilepsy group is 892330373 (Don’t shiver! Don’t shiver! Don’t shiver!)

Sese group number: … … (How can there be such a thing…)

Wuuuu, please stop going crazy, it's too scary!

Chapter 122: Visiting a prisoner

At the center of the Qiongguan Formation, Winder looked at Xing who was sitting alone on the edge of the Qiongguan Formation, frowned slightly, turned his head to look at Walter who was chatting with Fu Xuan and Sanyue who was learning how to play Qiongyu cards from Qingque, sighed slightly helplessly, and then walked towards Xing.

"Nervous?"

Walking to Xing's side, Winder sat next to her and spoke to her softly.

"Yeah, a little bit."

Nodding, Xing turned to look at Winder, his big golden eyes filled with confusion.

"What are you thinking about?"

Winder asked her softly, like a father who is willing to listen to his child's heart.

"I... I don't know how to feel about Kafka. My feelings towards her are... weird."

Xing shook his head, then raised his head and looked towards the sky above the Qiongguan Formation, where mottled aurora was flashing. He didn't know if it was because the formation was activated, or because the cave where Taibusi was located was like this.

"If you don't know, then don't think about it. All you have to do is deal with the things in front of you first. As for your feelings towards Kafka..."

Winder paused.

"Go ahead and have a good chat with her. I don't know what that woman thinks of you, but... go and listen."

Winder smiled and touched Xing's soft hair, and his warm palms rubbed the acupuncture points on her head, which made Xing feel very comfortable and... very safe.

"Well, I will have a good conversation with her."

Xing closed her eyes and said firmly while enjoying Wend's massage.

Looking at Xing who was so obedient and sensible, Winder felt a sigh in his heart again.

This child is still so well-behaved and sensible even without being affected...

He seems to... treat Xinglai more and more like his own daughter. Fortunately, judging from the current situation, the "custody" of "Xing" is still in his hands... As for Kafka... Oh, don't get involved!

The jealousy that comes from someone stealing her daughter.

… …

"Ah Qiu!"

"!!"

"bass!"

Hearing the noise coming from the prisoner in front of them, the several Cloud Cavalry soldiers who were in charge of escorting the important prisoner immediately pointed their Guandao at the "prisoner" in front of them. If she made any rash move, they would chop her down with the Guandao without mercy! Kill her on the spot!

"Ah... Is it necessary to have such a big reaction?"

Kafka looked at the stress-like reaction of the cloud rider who was escorting her, and her lazy purple eyes narrowed helplessly. She wanted to rub her nose with her hands, but her hands were restrained, so she could only wrinkle her small and delicate nose in dissatisfaction, looking very playful and cute...

Of course, the Cloud Cavalry who were responsible for escorting her would not be able to appreciate this beautiful scene. They were almost scared to death.

Fortunately, the woman in front of him seemed to have just sneezed. He reconfirmed the restraint device and checked the surrounding environment. After confirming that there was no possibility of any accidents, the Yunqijun took Kafka to the direction of Taibusi Qiongguan Formation again.

"Oh... Really, I've been sneezing a lot lately... Could it be that I'm not used to the climate here on the Immortal Boat?"

Kafka smiled and muttered to herself.

“… … ”

"I think you're jealous because of Xing. After all, you went to so much trouble to wake her up, but now she's been hanging out with that guy all day long. That guy really spoils her, giving her massages and cooking her delicious meals whenever he's free."

Star Core Hunter, Silver Wolf's voice said with a hint of sarcasm in Kafka's ears.

"Little Wolf, if you can't talk, you can shut up."

Kafka smiled and replied to the Silver Wolf.

"Strange... Why do I feel a little chilly?"

The cloud rider walking in front of Kafka suddenly shook his body and spoke to the other cloud riders in a strange manner.

"Maybe Taibu is feeling stronger again recently?"

"How dare you speak nonsense to Master Taibu! Be careful that you will be ten centimeters shorter when you wake up tomorrow morning!"

"Hiss..."

Looking at the Cloud Cavalry in front of her with their very strange thinking patterns, Kafka shook her head slightly.

"It's so funny. Do these Cloud Riders really dare to make irresponsible comments about their superiors? I think they are pretty good at it!"

Silver Wolf's voice continued to be heard.

"Little Wolf, you and that fortune teller...are almost the same height."

Kafka curled her pink lips and teased the Silver Wolf.

“You! Forget it, seeing how miserable you look now, I won’t say anything to you. After all, the makeup that someone carefully prepared has been removed, and even your beloved coat has been dragged away… Tsk tsk tsk tsk… Woo woo woo, so pitiful~”

"#"

"Hiss... Why do I feel even colder?"

"I don't know? Does the Qiongguan Formation also need to dissipate heat?"

"No way? Does the old lady still need physical cooling?"

… … … …

"Kafka is already on her way here. In order to prevent any unexpected changes, I have specially dispatched a group of Cloud Cavalry here, and also sent experts from the Ten Kings Division to conduct secret investigations, in order to ensure that the interrogation will be foolproof."

Fu Xuan stood in the center of the Qiongguan Formation and spoke to the people in front of him.

"Once Kafka arrives, I will immediately begin the interrogation in front of all of you. By then, those of you at the center of the formation may be shocked..."

"Are you ready?"

Winder said to Xingdao beside him.

"Um!"

Xing nodded with determination, but still unconsciously put her hand in Winder's hand, as if that could give her some courage.

"… "

Without interrupting Xing's little action, Winder smiled helplessly, then raised his head and stared quietly with Xing at Kafka who was solemnly escorted by a team of Cloud Cavalry.

… … … … …

"Mom! Mom! I brought Dad to visit you in prison! Are you doing well in there, Mom? Are you eating on time? Are you getting along well with your cellmates? Do you miss me?"

Gouzi, who had regained his live broadcast room (which had been blocked for a day), looked at Kafka who was slowly approaching, and decisively began to twist and roll on his computer chair. Under the motion capture of the camera, Gouzi's suit had been twisted into a ball in the live broadcast room.

What is this

[As you can see... this is a dog]

[HiHi’s skeleton is really amazing]

[To be honest, this really looks like the scene where the mother has committed a crime and the father brings his daughter to visit the prison... ]

[Mom! I’m here, mom! ]

[Reform yourself and start a new life, right?]

[Mom, I am living well with Dad outside, you just stay well inside! (Smile)]

[? ? ? ?]

Chapter 123: Kafka’s feelings for Xing

"Uh... Damn, even though I'm really angry, how come this woman still has such a strong aura even after removing her makeup..."

March looked at Kafka, who was still arrogant and cold, like a rose blooming after chewing wax, and curled her lips.

"… "

No one responded to Xiao Sanyue's complaints, but instead looked at Kafka, who was approaching slowly, as if they were facing a formidable enemy. Even though her hands were restrained and there were so many cloud riders behind her... that cold and murderous aura still emanated from the smiling woman in front of them.