Qiu Jin was doing plank support in the gym when he suddenly noticed that his lower back was heavy, and a soft little butt fell on his back.
"Qiu Yankai, come down."
"No," the little dumpling not only couldn't get down, but turned over and rode him as a horse, raised his right hand and shouted, "Dad, go, rush to the duck!"
Qiu Jin kept his posture still and asked, "Where's your eldest dad?"
Qiu Yan thought for a while, and said in a milky voice, "Playing on the computer with many uncles."
Qiu Jin was stunned: "Is someone here?"
"It's a video conference," a cool voice sounded, "Yan Kai is a fool, I don't know such a simple thing."
Not far away is a little boy who looks exactly like Ji Shenxiao. His eyebrows are delicate and cute, but he pretends to be a little adult with a face.
"Xiebai is the idiot!" Qiu Yankai threw himself on Qiu Jin and said angrily, "Dad doesn't play with Xiebai, Ji Xiebai is the big idiot!"
Ji Xiebai put his fleshy little hand on his chest and snorted, "Children, are you a three-year-old?"
Qiu Yankai was stunned for a while, and then he said, "But I'm only three years old!"
Ji Xiebai: "You are three and a half years old this year, you can't remember such a simple thing, Yan Kai is a fool!"
Qiu Yan's mouth shriveled, and mist began to appear in his eyes.
Qiu Jin secretly said that it was bad, and immediately knelt on the ground with all four limbs on his back, soothing: "Yan Kai, don't cry, Dad will ride with you, okay?"
As expected, the younger brother was attracted, and bursts of cheerful laughter followed Qiu Jin's movements.
Qiu Jin walked around with Qiu Yan, and when he came back, he saw Ji Xiebai standing there alone, his eyes like black grapes fell on them, full of longing.
However, once he met his gaze, he quickly turned his head away with a disgusted expression.
Qiu Jin: "..."
The boss really inherits Ji Shenxiao's character perfectly, and this awkwardness is completely carved out of a mold.
He inexplicably thought that when he recorded "Four Seasons Food", Ji Shenxiao looked at his expression asking for food.
He can handle it all, but he can't handle this little one
Qiu Jin took the initiative to ask, "Would Xie Bai ride Dad with his younger brother?"
Ji Xiebai's eyes lit up immediately, but he was only happy for a moment, and immediately returned to his expressionless face, sighed, and said with an expression that you can't do, "Since Dad wants to play with me so much. , I'll just reluctantly feel sorry for it."
Qiu Yankai had already forgotten about the friction just now, and happily greeted his brother over to play.
Qiu Jin, carrying two three and a half years old, completely became a tool man.
"Didn't you let you play by yourself?" Ji Shenxiao came over at some point, holding a small dumpling in one hand, "Why did you bully little dad again?"
Qiu Jin: "Nothing, just play with them."
Ji Xiebai said righteously: "I'll play with my father."
Qiu Yankai also nodded his head and said, "It's not that the eldest daddy doesn't play with the little daddy, how lonely he is, otherwise he wouldn't do those strange things in this strange room."
Qiu Jin: "... I'm working out, thank you."
Qiu Yankai was stunned for a while, and asked curiously, "What do you mean by fitness?"
Qiu Jin showed off his biceps by showing off his biceps: "Just exercise to make me healthier, look at your dad's muscles."
Qiu Yankai looked at him, looked at Ji Shenxiao again, and shook his head: "Little dad's muscles are so small, not as powerful as big dad's."
"… "
Qiu Jin began to explain to the child the difference in body size between AO, but unexpectedly his younger brother didn't listen at all. Instead, he pinched the hard muscles on Ji Shenxiao's body, and said a little embarrassedly, "Dad, can I play on the swing? "
"Swing on the swing" is Ji Shenxiao's limited movement. When lifting a dumbbell, one arm drops a ball and swaying in the air, just like swinging.
Although Qiu Jin exercises regularly, he is an Omega after all, and his physical strength is naturally inferior to that of an Alpha. Once he took the initiative to take the twins to play, and the two little guys "flyed" twice and put their arms around him and wanted to come down. The reason turned out to be "I'm afraid that Dad will get hurt, so we won't play anymore."
Qiu Jin didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a while, helpless and warm.
Ji Shenxiao had already taken off his shirt, revealing the white vest inside, and changed into another pair of sports shorts.
The two little dumplings quickly ran over and hung on his arms, "flying" again and again, even Ji Xiebai, who has always been a little adult, smiled and rolled his eyes.
After a set of actions was over, the two brothers had not had enough fun, and shouted: "I have to come! I have to come!"
"Come down," Qiu Jin hugged Ji Xiebai down, "Do you want to exhaust your daddy to death?"
Ji Shenxiao left one hand empty, and Qiu Yankai put it on the ground.
"Not at all. Not only will this amount of exercise not tire Big Dad to death, but it will also help him exercise." Ji Xie straightened his clothes and said solemnly, "According to my estimate, it will take an hour to get older. Dad will have muscle soreness, and ligaments will be pulled after 5 hours. If he is really exhausted, it is roughly estimated that it will take three days."
Qiu Jin: "???"
Are you the devil? Did you even calculate it carefully
Ji Xiebai: "But I'm not a bad person, so I won't make Big Dad so miserable."
Qiu Jin: "..."
Ji Shenxiao rubbed the boss's head and couldn't help laughing: "It seems that Dad still wants to thank you."
Although Ji Xiebai didn't speak, he had already unknowingly raised the corners of his lips, apparently enjoying this kind of flattery.
Qiu Yankai immediately raised his hand: "Yan Kai also wants, Yan Kai is not a bad person!"
Ji Shenxiao squatted down and hugged the two little dolls in his arms, and said softly, "Okay, I like both."
After hugging for a while, Qiu Yankai suddenly reacted, turned around and waved to Qiu Jin: "I also like little dad!"
"Yes, I like little dad too."
Ji Shenxiao opened his hands to Qiu Jin: "Dear, come and let me hug."
Before Qiu Jin could come over, two hot dumplings rushed into his arms. He smiled and hugged them. The next moment, Ji Shenxiao's hot and powerful arm fell.
A low and gentle voice sounded in my ear: "I like little dad the most."
Qiu Jin's breathing stagnated, and his ears were stained with a thin layer of red. Although he has been married for so many years, he can't help but blush when he hears this kind of love.
Ji Shenxiao said it more and more smoothly. A person who was so indifferent before, said all kinds of dirty words after marriage. And he not only said, but also did one by one...
At some point, the twins had slipped out of their arms, giving space to the sticky couple.
The two little dumplings sighed in their hearts, hey, these two adults are really inseparable even when they are so big. They can stop hugging when they are three years old.
What else can I do? Love it!
Ji Shenxiao's physique is obviously one size larger than Qiu Jin's, and his muscles are full of strength. Now he holds Qiu Jin in his arms, as Alpha's dominance can be seen at a glance.
Qiu Jin is actually not thin, and he is strong among Omegas. Unfortunately, her husband is too tall, and he has turned white again after being pregnant. He has a cool white skin that many female stars envy.
I don't know if it's because of sports or shyness, but now my face is dyed with a thin layer of red, which is in obvious contrast with Ji Shenxiao's wheat-colored complexion, and she looks delicate and needs to be taken care of.
Seeing this scene, the twins nodded thoughtfully: "It turns out that the little dad is so young, no wonder he is bullied and cried by the big dad every time."
Qiu Jin: "..."
"Impossible! When did you see me cry?!"
He only cries at those times, okay
Is it okay to be seen by your son
"Although we didn't see it, we can guess," the brothers rarely reached a united front. "Every time you come out of the room with red eyes and a swollen mouth, we know you're crying again."
"… "
Qiu Jin glared at Ji Shenxiao and complained, "Look at what you have done."
"But Dad didn't bully him," Ji Shenxiao corrected, "Dad loves him."
"Ji Shenxiao!" Qiu Jin's face turned red, "What are you talking about? They are still so young!"
The two brothers said in unison, "I'm not too young, I'm three and a half years old."
Qiu Jin: "..."
When leaving the gym, Qiu Yankai leaned over his head and said mysteriously to Ji Xiebai: "I found that little dad is a little stupid. I know that the child was born after Alpha and Omega slept together."
Qiu Jin: "..."
Don't think he can't hear.
Ji Xiebai: "Little dad is stupid, so we have to protect him even more."
Qiu Yankai nodded with a thoughtful expression.
But after a while, he had a new question: "Since Alpha and Omega can have a baby after sleeping together, but Dad and Big Daddy sleep together every day, why have we never seen a baby again?"
Ji Xiebai stuck for a moment, yes, why
Seeing that the genius brother couldn't answer, Qiu Yankai felt superior in IQ for the first time, and shouted happily: "Ji Xiebai doesn't know either, Ji Xiebai is also a big idiot!"
"Shut up… shut up! I know for sure."
However, he thought and thought, but he couldn't understand why. It stands to reason that they should have a house full of babies.
For the first time, Xiaocai fell into self-doubt. Lunch was no longer fragrant, and he didn't sleep for naps. It took a whole afternoon to finally figure it out.
Qiu Yankai was a scumbag who didn't finish pinyin, and he didn't even know a word on the computer. He immediately asked his brother with short legs, "Brother, do you know? Why is there no baby?"
Ji Xiebai turned off the popular science documentary, with a shocked expression: "It's terrible, don't watch it."
Under the popular science of the elder brother, the silly younger brother also knew the specific process of creating a child, the experience of the little father's pregnancy, and how the cub came to this world.
The two children looked at each other and said in unison, "It's really not easy for little dad."
Then Qiu Jin discovered that the eyes of the two little guys had changed when they looked at him. They were unbelievably obedient, but in their obedience, they showed a look of pity.
Qiu Jin: "?"
Forget it, he was almost used to the strange thoughts of the brothers.
It was another late night, and Qiu Jin returned to his room after telling them a bedtime story.
Unexpectedly, the two brothers tiptoed over, lying at the door of their room, secretly paying attention to the movement inside.
Hearing the little dad's exclamation, Qiu Yankai widened his eyes and said in surprise, "Brother, are they creating children?"
Ji Xiebai: "It should be."
Qiu Yankai: "Let's make children too, shall we?"
"Stupid Yankai, we call it incest when we create a child." Ji Xiebai looked pitiful, "And the most important thing is that creating a child should be done with the person you like."
"Can you make a child by sleeping with someone you like?" Qiu Yankai said stupidly, "Then I like little dad, and I want to make a child with him."
"Benyan Kai, everyone said that this is called incest, it's not acceptable."
"But you only said that it was incest to create a child with you, and you didn't say that it was also with your father."
Ji Xiebai: "..."
Silly brother, you are so stupid.
Ji Xiebai looked at the other party with pity, but he couldn't help it, who made him stand up
Ji Xiebai sighed, and gave Qiu Yankai all the physiological knowledge in one breath, and also explained the safety knowledge by the way, but he just hypnotized Qiu Yankai to sleep, and he didn't know how much he heard.
So the next day, Qiu Jin helped the child take a bath, and found that Qiu Yankai was suddenly awkward, and hid for a while: "No, don't take off my little inner."
Qiu Jin was stunned: "How do you wash it if you don't take it off?"
Qiu Yankai pinched the bottom of his trousers, his fleshy little face flushed red: "Don't take it off anyway."
After being a father for several years, Qiu Jin was still insecure, at the stage where everyone wanted to harm his baby, and immediately became serious.
"Did someone bully you?"
"No, it's my brother," Qiu Yankai said in a low voice, "Xie Bai told me that he couldn't let others get rid of my little one. He said that the people who got rid of my little one were bad people."
Qiu Jin was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "Brother still taught you this?"
"Well, he said a lot!" Qiu Yan nodded and opened the chat box, "He said that I look so cute, there must be many people who like me, but they can't let others kiss me on the mouth."
"I look so cute" was added without authorization, and "There must be a lot of people like me" was also added without authorization. But Qiu Yankai never felt that there was anything wrong with him. After all, he was so cute, and no one could reach his charm.
Qiu Jin: "Brother is quite right, you have to remember it!"
Encouraged by the little father, Qiu Yankai was even happier, and immediately said: "My brother also told me not to learn from the little father. He said that before marriage, I can't have children with others, even if I like it very much."
Qiu Jin, who was suddenly connoted: "..."
At the beginning, he was able to confess, mark, and doi, and the speed was comparable to that of a spaceship.
Qiu Yankai finished speaking with confidence, keenly aware of his little father's silence, and couldn't help asking: "Is it wrong to say obliquely?"
"No, he's right." Qiu Jin pinched his brother's soft face, "In the future, you must also remember that Yan Kai is so cute, no matter who it is, don't let the other party touch you easily."
Only then did Qiu Yankai become happy, and said with a smile, "I know!"
Qiu Jin: "Will Yan Kai take a bath by himself?"
Qiu Yankai was stunned for a moment, but soon became happy: "Okay, I'll take a bath by myself!"
Then he stretched out his hand to take off Xiao Nene, and saw that Qiu Jin was still sitting beside him, looking at him, the little guy blushed a little: "Is it okay for little dad to go out? I can't watch it."
Qiu Jin couldn't help laughing: "I don't look at you, I'm just worried that you'll get hurt and fall, so I'm here to stay here."
Qiu Yankai thought for two seconds, then nodded: "Okay."
Qiu Jin was very pleased, it seemed that the child had really grown up.
Then he saw Qiu Yankai thrashing in the water like a duck, making the water in a bathtub cold, and forgot to take a bath at all.
Qiu Jin: "..."
Sure enough, you can't expect too much from a three-and-a-half-year-old child.
*
This weekend is grandma Gu Shuyi's 60th birthday. Qiu Jin and Ji Shenxiao made their own dresses early. The two twins also got small suits. One is serious and the other is cute. They are so cute when they stand together.
When measuring the size, Qiu Yan told her that she should not dress up like Ji Xiebai.
"Little dad, don't imitate those adults, because we are twins and want to dress us up the same. I definitely don't wear the same clothes as him."
Fortunately, fraternal twins, if they look the same, they must not collapse and die
Qiu Jin was at a loss for words: "You are really... You are so stinky when you were young, but when you grow up, you will be fine."
"I'll be awesome when I grow up!" Qiu Yankai raised her chin proudly, "When I grow up, I want to enter the entertainment industry like my father, so that everyone can appreciate Kaikai's peerless beauty~!"
Ji Xiebai suddenly said, "Vase."
"Ji Xiebai," Qiu Jin's face sank, "Apologize to my brother."
Ji Xiebai was stunned for a moment. He seldom saw his little father look so serious. Although he didn't think he was wrong, in the end, he was just a three-year-old child and couldn't help but panic.
Qiu Jin squatted down, looked into the boss's eyes, and said word by word, "It's okay to quarrel with your brother, but you can't use other people's shortcomings to attack each other, you know?"
"Ah, I see." Ji Xiebai reacted, ran to Qiu Yankai, and said seriously, "I'm sorry brother, I won't call you a vase in the future."
Qiu Yankai thought the word was quite good, and asked happily, "What does the vase mean? Is it a compliment to me?"
"Silly boy," Qiu Jin explained, stroking his head, "this is a swear word, referring to those who only have good-looking faces."
"How can someone be so stupid when they say they have a good-looking face?" Qiu Yankai said happily, "I like this! You can call me Chou Hua Vase in the future."
"… "
The younger brother patted his head, and the father and son looked at each other.
Qiu Jin hugged Ji Xiebai and said sincerely, "Son, I was wrong, I shouldn't scold you."
Ji Xiebai sighed and patted his little father on the shoulder: "I understand, I forgive you."
Qiu Huaping didn't think there was anything wrong with what he said just now, stared at his short legs and ran to the mirror, and began to pose and make all kinds of ugly movements.
Humph, he must be the prettiest cub on grandma's birthday, and she will be the best in the crowd!
Before leaving, he kept asking, "Dad, will my bow tie be too plain?"
"Is my hair messed up?"
"Should I put on makeup?"
Where does such a heavy burden of idols come from
Qiu Jin shook his head: "No, you are naturally beautiful, and you are already prettier than many people without makeup!"
Only then did Qiu Yankai become happy, covering her little face and laughing non-stop: "Is that so? So I'm really so cute!"
The little cub was coaxed to his heart's content. When he passed the garden, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration. He felt that he could be cuter, and immediately waved his little paws: "Dad, I want roses!"
Qiu Jin smiled and asked, "Is it a gift for grandma?"
"I've already prepared grandma's gift. I just think the suit is too monotonous and I want to put a flower to decorate it."
Qiu Jin: "..."
He really can't expect too much from this child.
"But there are roses everywhere," Ji Xiebai's cool voice sounded, "If you wear flowers, won't you show your uniqueness?"
I see? It seems reasonable.
Qiu Yankai used his little brain to think for five seconds, and finally gave up the idea with regret.
He is still beautiful alone.
Gu Shuyi's 60th birthday was quite lively, and a large number of media were already guarding the door of the hotel.
When Qiu Jin and Ji Shenxiao got off the car, all the media reporters came over, and the shutter sounded.
Qiu Jin and Ji Shenxiao were already very good-looking. In the case of formal attire, they each held a small dumpling in a suit, handsome and cute.
"My God, isn't he so handsome?"
"Wuwuwu, what kind of fairy family is this!"
"Is it open? The whole family looks so good!"
The moment he got out of the car, Ji Xiebai immediately twisted: "Put me down."
Qiu Jin: "You are too short. Dad is afraid that others will step on you."
"No, I'll be careful," Ji Xiebai reiterated, "I'm going down."
Okay, Qiu Jin put the person down and let Ji Xiebai stand between him and Ji Shenxiao very intimately to prevent him from being stepped on by passers-by.
Ji Xie straightened his collar with the expression of a little adult: "My little brother is a fool, he is three and a half years old and still needs his father to hug him, shameful."
"Hmph, I'm not ashamed," Qiu Yankai enjoyed being held by Ji Shenxiao very much, and couldn't help raising his chin, proudly said, "I'm standing taller, so that everyone can appreciate my beauty more easily. ."
Qiu Jin: "..."
Ji Shenxiao is very proud, his children should be so confident.
"I feel sorry for them," Ji Xiebai sighed and said blankly, "I am forced to admire your empty head."
As if realizing that what he said was inappropriate, before Qiu Jin got angry, Ji Xiebai immediately changed his words: "I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't scold you."
Qiu Jin: "..."
The two brothers at the birthday party showed diametrically opposite performances. Ji Xiebai had a small face, hiding from people anytime and anywhere.
Qiu Yankai was eager to try, standing in the crowd like a little peacock, he wanted everyone present to see his cuteness.
After returning home in the evening, Qiu Yankai used his fleshy hands to slide the tablet again, watching today's media reports.
He behaved so well today, there must be many people praising him
Qiu Yankai was illiterate, but that didn't prevent him from appreciating the compliments of others. After all, as smart as he is, what can't he do
He copied sentence by sentence comments into the software and played them back with Google text-to-speech.
However, he found that all the people in front of him were complimenting his two fathers. Although the fathers are also very handsome, why haven't they praised him yet
Woohoo, where are the people who praised him
Qiu Yan Kai pursed her lips and almost cried. But as strong as him, decided to continue listening!
Finally, after listening to more than N comments praising the immortal husband, Qiu Yankai finally heard a lovely comment.
[Ah, ah, the little boy is too cute! His eyes are so big, his skin is so good, and his smile makes my heart melt when he smiles at me! Woohoo awsl! ! ]
Although he is only three and a half years old, Qiu Yankai has accurately grasped the online vocabulary of awsl. He knows that this is the abbreviation of "Ah, I'm dead", which means that he is about to be cute to death by him.
That's right, Qiu Yankai put the tablet aside, straightened the pillow with his little hands, and fell asleep happily.
Sure enough, there is no one in this world who doesn't like him! ＼（￣︶￣）／
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With akimbo, I finally wrote a three-and-a-half-year-old!
Tomorrow I will write an online dating group to ensure that the sugar content exceeds the standard