Yue Guan Liu Yifei was preparing to interact with movie fans in the theater when she suddenly noticed a noise coming from the auditorium.
There were also slaps.
"You liar, didn't you say you didn't care about my past when you chased me?"
"I don't care about your house, your car, or your people. I don't even want a bride price. I even let you buy one and get one free. What else are you dissatisfied with?"
"Scumbag, don't contact me again."
Then a female audience member left the auditorium angrily.
Yue Guan and Liu Yifei looked at each other.
Liu Yifei asked in a low voice: "What's going on?"
"It seems like a boyfriend and girlfriend are quarreling."
"Then it won't be a big deal in public, right? The matter between two people is settled privately. How can you be so ignorant? I'm also very angry with you now, so I can't bear it any longer." Liu Yifei still complained when she complained. Forget about boasting.
Yue Guan: "Yes, yes, you have a general knowledge. Who can compare with you?"
"That man is also mentally retarded. Is there anything he can do if he goes home and says no? If he insists on making trouble in public, the person he loses in the end will not be his." Liu Yifei complained.
Yue Guan nodded: "Indeed, no matter what the reason is, it is quite stupid to argue in public, not to mention getting beaten."
Although he said this, Yue Guan still took the initiative to comfort this buddy:
"Brother, look around. There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly?"
This guy is Shangguan Xingfeng.
He didn't expect that he and his goddess would randomly pick a movie theater and catch up with the Yue Guan Roadshow.
After seeing Yue Guan, Shangguan Xingfeng's grievance suddenly burst out, his eyes instantly turned red, and tears burst out from his eyes: "Your Majesty, I feel uncomfortable."
Yue Guan: "Um, are you my fan?"
He looked a little familiar.
When have you seen it
Yue Guan's memory is very good.
He recalled it seriously, and soon remembered that not long ago, he and Qin Lan went to watch the screening of "The Taiping Wheel" and saw this man in front of the cinema after watching it.
At that time, Yue Guan also scolded him for being a charlatan for breaking up with a girl after watching a movie with him. This was a brilliant move.
Unexpectedly, I took another girl to watch a movie today.
This big brother can do it. Yue Caring said that I want to withdraw my evaluation of his Zhu Gusheng.
But he soon learned that he had taken it back too soon.
Shangguan Xingfeng said aggrievedly: "I am Shangguan Xingfeng."
Yue Guan: "Shangguan Xingfeng? Which Shangguan Xingfeng? Wait, I remembered it. Back then, I posted on Weibo to persuade netizens not to watch "Pure Heart·Dream Showbiz", but one netizen didn't listen and kept buying it. I bought more than a dozen movie tickets, and that netizen seemed to call me Shangguan Xingfeng, couldn’t it be you?”
Hearing what Yue Guan said, Shangguan Xingfeng cried even harder: "It's me."
Yue Guan: "...Brother, my condolences."
"I can't help but feel sorry for you. I was wrong. Your Majesty, I really shouldn't have criticized you. I was your fan at that time. In order to anger you, I bought more than a dozen copies of the movie "Pure Heart·Dream Showbiz" I invited my friend and the goddess to watch it together. After the movie, the goddess was gone, and so were my friends."
After Shangguan Xingfeng finished speaking, the whole audience burst into laughter.
Liu Yifei also laughed out loud, and then quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I just couldn't help it."
Shangguan Xingfeng was autistic: "Laugh, laugh, I am indeed ridiculous. Later, in order to chase another goddess, I went to see "The Taiping Wheel" with her. After watching "The Taiping Wheel", I took the initiative to The goddess has blocked her because I think her taste is too bad and she is not worthy of me.”
After Shangguan Xingfeng finished speaking, the whole audience burst into laughter.
Everyone thinks this guy is really funny.
But Shangguan Xingfeng's confession was not over yet. After everyone had stopped laughing, Shangguan Xingfeng started his third confession: "Since then, I have realized that I should not be your majesty's negative fan. I should Being your fan and going against you will definitely not end well. So I turned from being a fan to being a fan. I wanted to come and support "Pure Heart: Dream Chaser" from the first day it was released. It just so happened that I met another girl during this time, She is still your fan, the one who ran away just now.
She was very good to me, and she always acted like an AA girl during our relationship. She never accepted gifts from me, and occasionally gave me a few good gifts. I thought I had met love. "
"That's good." Yue Guan said.
Shangguan Xingfeng burst into tears again: "I thought it was good, until I watched the movie "Pure Heart·Chasing Dreams of Taiping" and saw Yu Zhen carrying a child and looking for Lei Fang to be the successor, and something happened in my mind A bold idea.”
When Shangguan Xingfeng said this, the entire audience looked at him with pity in their eyes.
The truth is similar to what the audience imagined:
"I asked her out loud. I asked her if she was pregnant with a child? Does the child need a father? She actually said yes. I said I couldn't accept it, and she actually called me a scumbag.
The flame of my love was extinguished just as it was ignited. Your Majesty, I think I have fully realized that women are devils, and I am ready to become a monk.
By the way, thank you, Your Majesty, for making this movie so that I don’t have the chance to be a father. Without you, I might have to help other men raise children. "
Shangguan Xingfeng's expression was so serious that Yue Guan couldn't help but say what he was thinking: "Brother, are you mentally retarded? What if she is pregnant with a girl?"
Liu Yifei raised her hand and stabbed him.
Yue Guan hurriedly added: "I was joking just now, but brother, are you really my fan?"
"It wasn't before, but it is now. I was a fan of Huang Zhilie at first, and I didn't buy a house because I believed his lies." When Shangguan Xingfeng said this, he felt sad again: "I wish I had been a fan of you earlier. .”
Liu Yifei had a hard time holding back her laughter.
She thinks this guy is too funny.
Yue Guan felt the same way.
He invited Shangguan Xingfeng to the stage, patted Shangguan Xingfeng's shoulder hard and comforted: "Shangguan Xingfeng, right? Since you are my fan, I will give you a benefit. The four elements are empty and you can escape into the empty door. Now, you go to Douyin, I think you have the potential to be an Internet celebrity, and I will pay attention to you."
Yue Guan showed a rare kindness.
On the same day, #蛰冠尊粉# and #最 unlucky fan in history Shangguan Xingfeng# were trending searches at the same time.
The box office of "Pure Heart: Dream Chaser" was also stimulated to increase by 8 million again.
Privately, Liu Yifei asked Yue Guan: "Do you really think that Shangguan Xingfeng can become famous as an Internet celebrity?"
"Um."
"Why? Is there anything special about him?" Liu Yifei was very surprised.
Yue Guan nodded: "Yes, he is a fool."
Liu Yifei: "...Is this also the reason?"
"Of course, being ridiculous enough means being funny enough. He is very talented in this area, but he doesn't know it."
Since he was his fan anyway, Yue Guan just helped him.
He is such a doting fan.