This Emperor is Only An Actor

Chapter 538: Electric shock comedy movie

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The next day.

Yang Mi looked at Yue Guan and Tang Yan with something wrong.

Even people as slow as Tang Yan could feel it.

"Mimi, why are you staring at me all day today?" Tang Yan took out his phone, turned on the front camera and took a closer look.

There's nothing wrong with it.

Today is another day full of energy.

The skin is also more rosy, delicate and shiny.

Yang Mi looked strange: "My room is next to Yueguan."

"Then what?"

“The soundproofing of the hotel is not very good.”

Uh-huh!

Tang Yan's face turned red instantly.

"Mimi, you..."

Yang Mi didn't blush. She hugged the bear with both hands and smiled half-heartedly: "Tangtang, I always thought you were a good girl, but I didn't expect you guys to be so playful."

Tang Yan said hurriedly: "Mimi, I will listen to your explanation... Bah, please listen to my explanation."

"Explain it, I'm listening."

Tang Yan: "..."

She just explained that she did some things that she liked to hear about but her mother-in-law didn’t allow her to write about.

Isn't this normal for men and women to eat

After thinking about this, Tang Yan became calmer: "This is called boudoir fun. You, a single, don't understand."

Yang Mi was so angry: "I have no control over your boudoir fun, why are you pretending to be me? You really thought I didn't hear it."

Tang Yan's face turned red again.

This time she glared fiercely at Yue Guan in the distance.

Then I complained in my heart: "The sound insulation in the hotel room is too bad."

Tang Yan believed that Yang Mi couldn't hear clearly, so she opened her eyes and told lies: "You probably heard wrong."

Yang Mi: "..." I have such a bad temper.

Lying is addictive because you have to keep telling new lies to cover up the next one.

Seeing that Yang Mi was speechless, Tang Yan, who had learned a lot from Yue Guan, was the first to criticize her: "Mimi, tell me honestly, did you have a crush on Yue Guan, and then you turned into me in the dream, and did that with Yue Guan? It’s such an embarrassing thing. Now you’re actually beating me up, it’s totally unreasonable.”

Yang Mi's eyes widened.

This silly candy...how did she guess what she dreamed about last night

All I can say is that this is a coincidence.

Tang Yan is the villain who complains first and then beats him up. It doesn't matter if he hits him or not, he will hit him first and then talk about it.

At this time, Yue Guan came over and asked casually: "What are we talking about? Even though we are so far away, I can see you guys are at war with each other. Are your besties quarreling?"

Yang Mi rolled her eyes at Yue Guan: "Ask for your candy."

After saying that, she left angrily.

Yue Guan looked at Tang Yan innocently.

Tang Yan made a victory gesture towards Yang Mi who was leaving.

"Tangtang, what are you celebrating?"

“The soundproofing of the hotel room is not good.”

"Clam?"

"Mimi's room is next to yours."

"so?"

"Yes, but this young lady is very witty and can render Mimi speechless in just two sentences. Don't let anything slip."

"Don't worry, I'm always very strict with my mouth."

Tang Yan suddenly glared at Yue Guan: "Also, don't let me pretend to be Mimi anymore. What's your hobby?"

Yue Guan smiled honestly: "Isn't that the atmosphere? You didn't object."

"I'm just seeing how well you perform." Tang Yan snorted.

In fact, she was a little unconscious at that time.

But after waking up, Tang Yan didn't think it was a big problem.

Men, it is normal to have lustful thoughts. Da Mimi has such a good figure. If she were a man, she would also have ideas.

It doesn’t matter if you have ideas, as long as you don’t take action.

Judging from the behavior of Yue Guan asking her to pretend, it is obvious that Yue Guan did not act.

So Tang Yan was very satisfied.

I, Tang Yan, am so perceptive.

But now that Yang Mi has discovered it, we definitely can’t continue today.

So Tang Yan said: "You come to my room tonight."

"It's an order."

Tang Yan really did what he said. When he was with him, he made him pay the public food almost every day.

After many times, Yue Guan deliberately speeded up his speed.

Then Tang Yan compared the previous data and became more satisfied with Yue Guan.

As expected, it was because he had been recharging his energy for so long that his combat effectiveness was so strong.

There was nothing wrong with her previous reasoning.

Data never lies.

Tang Yan gave herself 10086 likes.

Yue Guan gave Satisfaction 10,086 likes.

When filming "The Gatekeeper of the World", Yue Guan didn't have high requirements for satisfaction. He just had to be a director who didn't fail.

But the satisfactory performance surprised him a little.

Not only is the director's level up there, he has a serious work attitude, there is no mess, and most importantly, he is satisfied very quickly.

It was so fast that he thought it was Wang Jing filming.

The first season of "The Gatekeepers" was filmed ten days ahead of Yue Guan's estimated filming completion time.

The cost was saved by one-fifth.

In fact, Yue Guan did not ask for satisfaction so quickly, nor did he ask him to save money so much.

All I can say is that Satisfaction valued this opportunity to be a director and overfulfilled the task.

At the closing banquet, Yue Guan took the initiative and said: "Director Man, it's been a pleasure working with you this time. In the second season of "The Gatekeepers of the World", Director Man will give you more guidance."

Satisfied and overjoyed: "As long as you are willing to continue to use me, I will be here at your call."

At this moment, he was so satisfied that he even forgot about "Soul Ferry" that made him famous.

Although "Soul Ferry" has received rave reviews and "The Gatekeepers of the World" has not been aired yet, I can confirm that "The Gatekeepers of the World" will definitely beat "The Ferry of Souls".

This drama will definitely be the pinnacle of his life.

If he can finish filming this series and be satisfied and confident, he won't have to worry about eating in this life.

Yue Guan is indeed interested in long-term cooperation with Satisfied, and it is better to use the raw than the familiar. As long as Satisfactory does not become as inflated as Xu Zheng, why not let him finish filming "The Gatekeeper of the World".

Anyway, his price is very cheap.

"Director Man, I actually suggest that you get more exposure to dramas like "Soul Ferry" and "The Gatekeeper" in the future. Every director has his own genre, and omnipotence in most cases means omnipotence. If If possible, it is best to cultivate yourself into an excellent genre film director first, and then work towards becoming a great director."

Satisfied and thoughtful: "Yue Guan, do you want me to specialize in these urban fantasy dramas?"

""Soul Ferry" is already popular. If "The Gatekeepers" continues to be popular, this type of drama will definitely usher in the spring. Our country is not strict in regulating this area. I believe this type of drama will have great potential. , at least it’s much better than filming a period drama about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law’s love." Yue Guan suggested seriously.

"Mother's Way" What are all those things...

We are already in the 21st century, but we still promote the idea that it is a sin for a woman to marry and obey her husband but not give birth to a son. She really deserves to be criticized.

But for this kind of drama, the ratings are still very high...

Sometimes I have to lament that Feng Xiaogang's phrase "garbage audience" is actually just the wrong person to criticize.

The phenomenon of scolding does exist objectively.

From a performance perspective, I'm really satisfied.

This is why Yue Guan wants him to focus more on this type of drama.

A satisfactory performance can still produce results.

After thinking about it, Yue Guan made a big decision for Satisfaction: "After the filming of "The Gatekeepers of the World" is completed, I will link up these gatekeepers to shoot a commercial blockbuster with a large investment. Director Man, if we still Have fun working together, and the director of that blockbuster movie might be yours.”

He was so satisfied and excited that his voice trembled: "Yue Guan, don't worry, I will definitely film "The Gatekeeper of the World" well."

At this moment, I was so satisfied that I even thought about how I would live my life after becoming a great film director.

It's like Shangguan Xingfeng, the idiot who held his ex-girlfriend's hand for the first time and even thought about the name of the child. Then he found out that his ex-girlfriend already had someone else's child in her belly.

After the closing banquet, Yue Guan and the others did not return to the hotel.

Tang Yan went home directly. She had been away from home for a long time and needed to go home for a visit.

Damimi and Yue Guan boarded the plane to Dragon City.

Naturally, both of them bought first-class tickets.

After getting on the plane, Damimi asked curiously: "Yue Guan, didn't you buy a private jet? Why haven't I seen you flying it?"

"I can't drive it."

"No, what I mean is why I haven't seen you sit down for a few more times. I still want to take advantage of you."

"I don't want to be too ostentatious. I haven't even posted on Moments. How did you know that I bought a private jet?" Yue Guan asked.

"There are no secrets in the entertainment industry, and you haven't posted on WeChat Moments. The women who have flown on your plane have."

Yue Guan quickly thought about how many women had flown into the sky with him.

After a while, Yue Guan gave up the calculation.

It’s better not to do this kind of useless work.

Anyway, although he keeps a low profile, he is not afraid of being known.

Why can’t I just spend my own money to buy things

For someone like him who often flies around, a private plane is actually quite necessary and can save a lot of time on the road.

Many entrepreneurs actually have it.

Yue Guan's current net worth is higher than 90% of entrepreneurs. Buying a private jet is not a luxury.

Seeing that Yue Guan didn't want to talk more, Yang Mi didn't ask any more questions.

She also knows that although there is nothing wrong with celebrities buying private jets in theory, the impact is not good. The Northeast King has learned from this, so she understands Yue Guan's attitude of keeping a low profile.

Damimi asked about Satisfaction: "Yue Guan, do you really want Satisfaction to direct the next movie? Is Director Man's qualifications a little behind?"

"It's indeed a little bit worse." In front of Damimi, Yue Guan did not deny it: "Let's take a look first. In fact, I don't value big directors and small directors. The ones who will create box office miracles in the future may be new directors. What I value more is the director's ability and attitude. If I am satisfied that it can really meet my requirements, I will consider letting him direct that movie."

"Are you very optimistic about the new director?" Damimi thought she had grasped the key point.

Yue Guan shook his head and said: "I am not optimistic about new directors, and I am not optimistic about old directors. One generation is a god, another generation is a god, and a generation of new people is replacing the old ones. This is the law of natural change, and no one can avoid it. This is true for directors, and it is also true for us actors. .Sister Mi, don’t you feel that some young female celebrities are starting to squeeze the market of the little actresses of your generation?”

"I feel it, there's a lot of pressure." Damimi sighed: "The entertainment industry is changing too fast. Our company has signed a new female artist who is very beautiful. Looking at her skin, I often feel that I am old. .”

"As for the skin, I can help." Yue Guan's expression was a little subtle.

Damimi rolled her eyes at Yue Guan: "Your deceptive lies are just like Tangtangxin."

"Don't you feel that Tangtang's skin has become particularly good?"

Damimi thought about it and found that it was indeed what Yue Guan said.

"The principles taught to us by our ancestors are that the yin cannot be born without yin, and the yang without yang cannot grow. Only when yin and yang are harmonious can the way of heaven be achieved."

"I believed your evil." Damimi still chose to believe in science: "I'll just put on a few more facial masks when I go back. Yue Guan, if I use our company's artists for the "Skyscraper" drama, do you have any objection? ?”

"I've given you the script. You can choose whoever you want to act. I can only tell you that the better the actors you choose, the better the reputation of the show will be, and the more you may earn." Yue Guan said lazily. The way.

Damimi was entangled after hearing this.

The artists in their company must be paid cheaply, just like cabbage prices.

But the artists in their company are a group of newcomers, and they all need to be led by her. They will definitely not be able to promote a drama, and are more likely to be a hindrance.

Inviting external stars will definitely cost more, but once the movie is filmed, you will earn more.

Yue Guan saw Damimi's confusion, but he didn't speak again.

He didn't plan to invest anyway, he was just waiting to pick up the money, and Damimi would use it as she pleased.

According to the memories of previous lives, several artists in their company actually performed quite well as long as they did not film their own dramas...

But the plot of the drama produced by their company is really bad...

"By the way, Yue Guan, if your company needs an exotic female star for a project, please remember to contact me. The new female star signed by our company is from this hexagram. She is very beautiful and has great potential." Damimi said. road.

"knew."

Yue Guan knew who Damimi was talking about.

Beautiful indeed.

It has great potential... and there's nothing wrong with it.

His acting skills are as good as those of Li Xuejian and Tang Guoqiang, but he has little potential.

These traffic stars are popular little actresses, and all of them have high potential.

As for when the potential can be realized, ahem, this question can only be answered by time.

"Sister Mi, go to sleep, I'm a little sleepy."

"I'm a little sleepy too, so I'll take a nap."

Yue Guan closed his eyes.

But I didn't sleep.

He is not sleepy.

Just thinking about things.

Think of Xu Zheng.

Yue Guan still remembers the previous bet.

He is definitely not worried about losing in "Fengshen" II.

But Yue Guan was thinking that it was necessary to make Xu Zheng's defeat worse.

Miserable defeat can make people sober.

There is a 99.99% chance that "Fengshen" 2 will beat "囧" at the box office. However, "Fengshen" 2 is a mythical movie and a commercial special effects blockbuster, while "囧" is promoted as a comedy. There is actually no conflict with the audience of moviegoers.

Even if the box office of "Fengshen" 2 is higher than that of "囧", it may not be able to beat the box office of "囧" too badly.

Yue Guan wanted "囧" to die violently.

It's not that he particularly disliked the movie.

Mainly because he didn't like that Xu Zheng insisted on filming like this even though he knew it wasn't funny, and then asked the audience to pay for it.

The best way to make a so-called comedy movie crash at the box office is to release a real comedy movie at the same time that crushes it in quality.

Yue Guan began to use his brain.

It just so happens that he hasn't acted in a comedy yet.