Da Tiantian was made autistic by Yue Guan's junior high school math problem.
Yue Guan turned his eyes to Shen Teng.
"Brother Teng, can you do this question?"
Shen Teng coughed lightly and said seriously: "Of course I can. This is a question for elementary school students. I won't hesitate to do it."
Hearing what Shen Teng said, Da Tiantian became even more autistic.
Could it be that I am really a fool
Yue Guan's lips curled up: "Brother Teng, how many little lions and chickens can foreign businessmen buy?"
Shen Teng coughed again: "Let's leave this kind of elementary school student question to Miss Jing, I won't take it. Yue Guan, if you want to invite a celebrity, I actually have a suggestion."
Yue Guan did not expose Shen Teng's trick of changing the subject, but chuckled: "What's your suggestion?"
Shen Teng wiped the cold sweat from his head.
It almost came out.
It didn't matter if Yue Guan saw it, he didn't expect to be able to hide it from Yue Guan.
Just don't let Da Tiantian find out.
What he said just now was just to change the subject, and he never thought of making any real suggestions.
But since we are talking about this, it would be inappropriate not to make some suggestions.
With the blessing in his heart, Shen Teng really thought of a good idea: "The story of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is that Wang Duoyu, who I played, became the sole heir of the insurance tycoon Mrs. Wang, with an inheritance of tens of billions! But Mrs. Wang gave a A very strange condition, that is, Wang Duoyu is required to spend one billion in one month, and he cannot tell the people around him, otherwise he will lose his inheritance rights. When the story begins, Mrs. Wang is already dead, and there is only a video record, and he is responsible for handling this case The person responsible for the incident is Mr. Wang’s housekeeper.”
"Then what?" Yue Guan asked.
"It is revealed at the end that the housekeeper and Mrs. Wang are actually lovers, and both of them are men."
"right."
This is actually a setting that enhances the comedy effect and can also explain why Mrs. Wang has no children.
"Strictly speaking, you should call me mistress."
This line has more than just comedic effect.
Of course, being able to make people laugh is the biggest meaning.
Shen Teng didn't think much about it. He just wanted to divert the topic away from the question, so he suggested: "Invite Liu Huahua and Hu Jun to make guest appearances."
Yue Guan raised his eyebrows, and instantly understood what Shen Teng meant: "Riding on the popularity of "Lanyu"?"
"Yes." Shen Teng didn't deny it either.
This is obviously just to gain popularity.
However, Yue Guan thought briefly and shook his head: "Neither Mr. Wang nor his housekeeper are too young. Liu Huahua and Hu Jun are not of the right age. There is no need to put on makeup for this kind of urban drama."
Mainly because he doesn’t look like an old man even if he wears makeup.
Special effects technology can do this. For example, the elderly version of Captain America in "Avengers 4" used technical means to age the young Captain America.
Now the special effects company under Yue Guan's name can also do this.
But isn't there something wrong with spending that kind of money on an urban comedy
Yue Guan disagreed, and Shen Teng didn't agree either.
Anyway, just let the topic pass.
Shen Teng did not expect that Da Tiantian was not a person who gave up easily.
He finally brought the topic to movies, and Da Tiantian brought it back again:
"Yue Guan, how many little lions and chickens can you buy?"
Yue Guan and Shen Teng both coughed loudly.
Da Tiantian saw the expressions of the two of them being so unnatural, and her IQ started to rise: "You can't and won't do it, right?"
Yue Guan: "... Hey, hey, you don't curse like that. Brother Teng can do it, but I can't do it?"
Shen Teng: "..."
Da Tiantian's eyes shifted to Shen Teng: "Brother Teng, please do this question. I want to know the answer."
Shen Teng coughed again and said seriously: "Let's leave the opportunity to Yue Guan. I'm old and won't grab this kind of opportunity."
"I feel like neither of you know how to do it. Is this a high-level math problem for college?" Da Tiantian asked suspiciously.
Yue Guan sighed helplessly.
I am worried about the quality education in our country.
"This is a crappy college math question. I really can't do that kind of question, but I can still do this kind of junior high school math question. Suppose the number of lions is x and the number of chickens is 100-x. Let's make an equation: 6x+2(100-x)=500, we get x=75. Then the lion is 75 and the chicken is 25.”
"It's that simple. College mathematics is ten times more difficult than this. You underestimate the height of mathematics."
Da Tiantian and Shen Teng looked at Yue Guan as if they were gods.
"Amazing."
"Yue Guan, you are such a top student."
Yue Guan was angry: "You are the academic master, and your whole family is the academic master."
He is an academic master who can solve a linear equation in two variables.
He couldn't afford to lose this person.
Da Tiantian and Shen Teng looked at each other, neither of them understanding Yue Guan's anger.
Da Tiantian sighed: "This is the humility of a top student."
Shen Teng nodded in agreement.
Yue Guan: "..."
No wonder Dr. Zhai swells.
Although Dr. Zhai does not know what CNKI is, his knowledge may be truly top-notch in the entertainment industry.
As for Yue Guan, he is one of those rare beings, which is why Da Tiantian and Shen Teng are so terrifying.
However, Yue Guan did not feel the slightest sense of accomplishment.
"Forget it, I won't bullshit with you anymore. Brother Teng, try your best to write down your lines. Is that okay?"
"No... no problem." Shen Teng's guilty tone was even heard by Da Tiantian.
"Brother Teng can't remember his lines?" Da Tiantian was confused.
Although she doesn't know how to use linear equations in two variables, she still has no problem remembering her lines.
Why did Shen Teng answer so guiltily
Shen Teng quickly made amends: "Remember, you must remember."
"It's best to memorize them all, otherwise it will affect your performance rhythm. And if there are really many teachers on the set, you won't even be able to remember your lines, and the impact on you will not be good if it is spread out." Yue Guan reminded .
Shen Teng knew that Yue Guan was telling the truth.
"Don't worry, director, I will remember it."
Yue Guan is actually not very relieved.
Shen Teng's inability to remember his lines has been in the news. This thing seems to really require talent.
Some people just don't have the best memory.
But when it comes to comedy, his talent really surpasses 99% of people.
Maybe God is really fair.
Yue Guan had nothing to do about it.
If you can't remember it, just forget it. Anyway, when the time comes to shoot on location, I really can't remember the lines. The shame is Shen Teng, not him.
As long as it doesn't affect the quality of the shot.
Judging from Shen Teng's works, it is obvious that the problem is not big.
So Yue Guan is not particularly worried.
"Tiantian, are you okay here?"
"It's definitely no problem."
"Then you two should prepare. You will officially join the crew within two weeks. I will take care of the other members of the crew in these two weeks."
Da Tiantian’s suggestions are practical.
Yue Guan is preparing to form a familiar face game for the Spring Festival Gala.
Since this is the case, of course the big brother who takes the lead cannot miss it.
And there is no other person who can be called the leader of the Spring Festival Gala skits.