Wu Ershan was woken up by Yue Guan and quickly wiped the saliva from his mouth.
"Finished?"
"It's over."
At this time, applause began to ring out in the screening room, and Wu Ershan quickly followed suit.
While applauding, he asked Yue Guan: "When did I fall asleep?"
Yue Guan: "...You ask me this question?"
Where can I go
Wu Ershan was also a little embarrassed.
"It's been a long time since I've seen such a hypnotic movie, and I fell asleep without realizing it. In fact, I quite liked it. Because of "Fengshen" 2, I'm very stressed now and have had insomnia for many days in a row. I lay in bed** I couldn’t fall asleep no matter what, but I slept very soundly just now.”
Yue Guan suggested enthusiastically: "When the host interviews you later, just praise me like this."
Wu Ershan: "..." I'm very tempted, but I don't dare.
"Has there been any improvement in the quality of subsequent movies?" Wu Ershan asked.
Yue Guan dispelled Wu Ershan's worries with one sentence: "You made the right choice to fall asleep. I regret finishing reading it."
He saw a pile of Xiang made of pure gold.
Looks gorgeous.
It actually sucks.
Even if it can't compete with "Pure Heart·Dream Showbiz", it will definitely not lose to "Tianji·Dwelling in the Fuchun Mountains".
Hearing Yue Guan say this, Wu Ershan let out a sigh of relief: "That's stable. I really didn't expect that this movie could be made like this, and the cast was wasted."
Wu Er Shanxin said that if you give these actors to him, it would be better for him to shoot with his eyes closed.
His confidence is justified.
A newbie in Yueguan has the confidence to be the director. It will definitely be better than this version of "Legend of the Gods".
The plot is really terrible...
Convincing the Tao is actually worse than the plot...
What kind of outrageous looks are these
Also, wouldn’t it be great if the story of “Fengshen Bang” could be properly filmed
Even if you want to adapt it, you should learn from Yue Guan's "Fengshen" series and adapt it based on local mythology.
But "Legend of the Gods" does not.
A good Chinese classical myth has been adapted into a Western magical story by "Legend of the Gods".
The plot of "Legend of the Gods" is as follows:
Three thousand years ago, at the end of the Shang Dynasty, King Zhou was bewitched by the demon concubine Daji, and joined forces with Shen Gongbao to try to summon the power of darkness to give birth to the black dragon that would destroy the world.
The world-destroying black dragon…
This setting suddenly made the whole movie feel very low.
The more low ones are yet to come.
Because King Zhou was controlled by Daji, he acted in the opposite direction. For a time, evildoers were rampant in the world and the people were in dire straits. In order to prevent the Hunjun from destroying the world, Jiang Ziya ordered Lei Zhenzi, Nezha and Yang Jian to join forces to find the Sword of Light to kill demons...
The world-destroying black dragon…
Sword of Light…
Yue Guan really doesn't understand the screenwriter's brain.
How retarded is this person to think that a movie made for the people of the Dragon Kingdom should regard the Western mythological setting as the strongest
If you have any brains, can you set it up like this
Isn't this looking for a fight
That’s all.
The real protagonist of this movie is Lei Zhenzi.
After all, Lei Zhenzi plays Xiang Zuo, and this is a work that invites a group of big stars to praise his son.
But there are many ways to support your son.
Is there any need to trick my son
In the plot of the movie "Legend of the Gods", Lei Zhenzi is a member of the Yi tribe...
Yue Guan wanted to know how much the screenwriter liked Western culture.
Do Eastern myths and stories need to have so many Western settings
Is it possible that this movie is mainly aimed at the international market
Adding a wing clan setting to Lei Zhenzi is enough to deceive his son, but there is even more deception to come.
Lei Zhenzi actually has a love line...
In the story of "Fengshen", it is well known that the love line is King Zhou and Daji, which is also a conventional concept in the minds of the audience.
Add a love line to Lei Zhenzi... This is a real show.
A blatant extravagance.
Just add it, and it turns out that the girl Lei Zhenzi fell in love with, Lan Die, was an original character, played by Yang Tianbao.
Lan Die is an artificial human undercover, controlled by the master behind the scenes Shen Gongbao. She has her memory extracted by her master every day, so that the master can get the information he wants.
Ahem.
This isn't even the most interesting thing.
The biggest drawback is Taiyi Zhenren.
"Legend of the Gods" directly sets Taiyi Zhenren as a woman, played by Xu Qing.
Then, Taiyi Zhenren likes Jiang Ziya...
Let's put it this way, "Legend of the Gods" directly subverted Yue Guan's ideas.
Yue Guan used to believe that in commercial special effects blockbusters, the most important thing was always the special effects. As long as the special effects are good enough, even if the plot turns into a mess, the audience won't care too much.
But after watching "Legend of the Gods" Yue Guan changed his mind.
Regarding the broken plot of "Legend of the Gods", if you bring in James Cameron as director to do special effects, I'm afraid it won't be able to save the show.
The plot is really bad and breaks the bottom line.
Fortunately, I have a supportive guide.
Otherwise, this drama can even compete for "worst drama in history".
Yue Guan now sympathizes with the guests who came to the scene today.
As usual, those who come to the premiere to support this drama will have to praise it a bit.
This way the crew can issue a press release.
But this kind of drama is really not easy to praise.
Suppose you praise your praise very well, and then the reporter directly sends it out, the audience believes it, and then happily goes to the cinema to watch the movie.
When the audience comes out, they will be scolded badly.
The experts who gave Bi Guidance the platform at the beginning were a lesson learned from the past.
But it would be inappropriate to not praise it.
After all, this is their premiere.
Even if you hit someone in the face, you can’t point at their nose in front of them and say that their photos are not good.
Therefore, the guests at the scene could only scratch their heads and try their best to deal with this "commercial blow-up", and they could not let themselves be too explicit, so as not to deceive the audience who believed in them.
So, Yue Guan heard some guests around him commenting on the movie:
"The special effects are very good." (Nothing but special effects)
"The shooting has a completely different feeling from the original work of "Feng Shen Bang"." (What kind of mess is this shooting)
"Bingbing is beautiful." (This is the only thing left to brag about)
"This is the best movie about gods that I have seen so far this year." (Fortunately, this movie about gods has been released so far this year.)
"I was greatly shocked after watching this movie." (How could it be so poorly made)
Yue Guan confirmed that his translation was correct.
Then, he heard Wu Ershan say: "Xiang Zuo has a good figure."
Yue Guan: "..."
Okay, no need to translate.
After watching a movie, my final comment was that the male protagonist has a good figure...
What I watched was a commercial special effects blockbuster.
It's really crazy that this kind of movie can be successful.
"Yue Guan, what do you think of the movie "Legend of the Gods"?" The host finally reached Yue Guan's point.