He Mingxuan and Zhang Hai are a pair of good friends who love and kill each other.
How good is it
They all share their wives on Douyin. When He Mingxuan finds a beautiful girl on Douyin, he will recommend her to Zhang Hai. Then Zhang Hai tells him that your wife is great, but now she is mine.
Then this beautiful young lady became their joint wife.
The summer season has started, and this pair of good friends also made an appointment to go watch a movie together.
However, the two had disagreements about what movie they wanted to watch.
He Mingxuan wants to watch "Feng Shen 3", and Zhang Hai wants to watch "Transformers 5".
"Shadow, Michael Bay looks down on us so much, why are you still going to watch his movies?" He Mingxuan complained.
Zhang Hai blinked: "What, I'm not from the Dragon Kingdom."
He Mingxuan: "... Gou Ri's Spy, don't watch "Transformers 5", the previous "Transformers" were so bad."
"This one is different. It is said that Michael Bay wants to create a Transformers universe."
"What's so interesting about the Transformers universe? Or is the myth of Dragon Kingdom more appealing to me?"
"All domestic movies are just fake. Do you really believe that the special effects of "Feng Shen 3" are better than "Transformers 5"? Are you really fooling around?" Zhang Hai said disdainfully.
He Mingxuan gave Zhang Hai a middle finger in return.
"Cameron himself said that the special effects of "Feng Shen 2" are the best in the world. He must know more than you."
"It's just business bragging. I checked the information and found that Cameron liked "The Three-Body Problem" very much. At that time, Yue Guan called Cameron to the Dragon Kingdom to negotiate with him about the film adaptation of "The Three-Body Problem", and Cameron took advantage of the situation. "Feng Shen 2" has been praised a lot, you won't take it seriously, right?"
"Sure enough, he is a spy. He knows it's evil. I don't care, I just want to watch "Feng Shen 3"." He Mingxuan said.
Zhang Hai: "...Get out of here, don't act like a spoiled brat to your labor and management."
The two did not agree.
He Mingxuan suggested: "How about we listen to the one who urinates farthest?"
Zhang Hai: "... Sand sculpture, we can't even watch it anymore?"
"You're just afraid of losing."
"Haha, I'm afraid that you will feel inferior to yourself, lest you feel ashamed of yourself."
…
The best friends went to the nearest movie theater after talking to each other.
I forgot to mention that these two people rented a house together. After all, they were good friends who had the same wife.
After arriving at the cinema, the two first bought tickets for "Transformers 5".
It's not that He Mingxuan lost to Zhang Hai and was overtaken by Zhang Hai. The main reason is that the first show of "Feng Shen 3" has been sold out, but "Transformers 5" has not yet.
Regarding this situation, He Mingxuan glanced at Zhang Hai proudly: "Did you see it? The audience voted with their feet."
Zhang Hai chuckled: "They are just brainwashed idiots like you. I bet that "Fengshen 3" is a piece of shit. After watching "Transformers 5", you can't watch "Fengshen 3" at all. Those poor domestic special effects.”
"Do you want to bet something?"
"If the special effects of "Feng Shen 3" are better than the special effects of "Transformers 5", then I will never miss your wife again."
"roll."
He Mingxuan wanted Zhang Hai to "cheat and drink", but this crooked man was very cunning. Although he was sarcastic, he was not fooled. He was a little disappointed.
At this time, it was only a few minutes before "Transformers 5" was released. The two quickly checked their tickets and then went to the cinema to watch the movie.
Zhang Hai was a little excited.
He grew up abroad, and Transformers was one of his childhood and passions, so he has always had a special affection for the "Transformers" series.
He is also very excited about the idea of creating a Transformers universe in "Transformers 5".
If the "Transformers" universe takes shape, it may have the influence of Avengers as it continues to develop. For a Transformers fan like him, just thinking about it will make him crazy.
Then, Zhang Hai suffered a critical attack.
"What the hell kind of plot is this?" Zhang Hai complained.
He turned and glanced.
He Mingxuan opened his mouth wide, saliva flowed to the corner of his mouth, and he was obviously asleep.
Zhang Hai: "..."
Seeing that He Mingxuan was sleeping so soundly, he also felt a little sleepy.
The main reason is that the plot of "Transformers 5" is so bad that even a romantic fan like him can't stand it.
Optimus Prime, who has always protected the earth as his hometown, suddenly turned dark in "Transformers 5", tore Bumblebee apart with his hands, and then suddenly awakened because of Bumblebee's affectionate confession...
The whole drama has no story, no logic, it is all routine, stinky and long, and full of piss spots throughout. Moreover, Dragon Kingdom's advertisements can be seen everywhere. The more Zhang Hai watched, the more he suspected that "Transformers 5" was actually not a Transformers series, but an advertisement produced by Dragon Kingdom's company, with some movie plots mixed in.
True Dragon Capital invaded Hollywood and brought it to its knees.
At the end of the day, Zhang Hai also fell asleep.
Until the movie was over, Zhang Hai and He Mingxuan woke up leisurely and wiped the corners of their mouths at the same time.
A fat brother in his twenties next to them wanted to applaud, but the audience stopped him with silence.
After leaving the screening room of "Transformers 5", He Mingxuan turned on the venomous tongue mode: "Is this the "Transformers" that you strongly recommended with five stars? It is indeed bad, and it suits your taste."
Zhang Hai couldn't refute, so he could only forcefully say: "Michael Bay is too rubbish and did not capture the essence of "Transformers" at all."
"There is a ghost essence in "Transformers"? Isn't it just the transformation of the Autobots?" He Mingxuan said.
Zhang Hai: "..."
In fact, to be simple, if "Transformers" can be filmed around the transformation of the Autobots, it will be a great success.
Unfortunately, the road is simple, but people are very complicated.
After watching "Transformers 5", Zhang Hai no longer wants to be tortured in the cinema.
But He Mingxuan didn't let him run away.
"I haven't watched "Feng Shen 3" yet, so don't be in a hurry."
""Transformers 5" was so bad, "Feng Shen 3" will only be worse." Zhang Haidao.
"Without investigation, you have no right to speak. Now you can only say that "Transformers 5" is terrible, and you can wait until you finish "Feng Shen 3"."
"Just finish it after watching it. The worst is that you will be disgusted again. I'll leave it here. Dragon Kingdom can't make good special effects blockbusters."
Two and a half hours later.
Zhang Hai's face was swollen.
Beaten by He Mingxuan.
After watching "Feng Shen 3", He Mingxuan felt that his blood was boiling all over, and he couldn't control himself without moving his hands and punching.
So he bravely went up to Zhang Hai.
Then the two played GG together.
"You are sick, why did you hit me?" Zhang Hai was angry.
He Mingxuan put his hands on his hips and laughed: "Spy, I want to ask you if you are convinced? Is "Feng Shen 3" good to watch?"
Zhang Hai: "..."
Let me tell you, it's really beautiful.
He was convinced.
It turned out that he thought "Transformers 5" would beat "Feng Shen 3".
Now it seems that a hanging is a hanging.
It's just that the order has been reversed.