[This is unscientific.] The system circled Rong Tang several times, up and down, left and right, and was extremely confused: [Why don’t you have any cyanosis on your body?]
This was different from the novels and stories it had read, where the protagonists would have some bruises on their bodies after a nap. The receiving party's waist, collarbone, and legs would have marks from pinching or sucking, and the attacker's back would have scratches from fingernails.
Before it went into hibernation, it had prepared itself to see a rag doll-like host when it woke up the next day. However, Rong Tang did not have even a trace of bruises on his body, except that he slept until the sun was setting before waking up slowly.
The system was confused for a long time and asked: [Is it not possible to be a big villain? ]
"… "
Rong Tang was so angry that his teeth itched. He gritted his teeth and said, "He is very capable."
Three hours, six hours, it will be explosive no matter where you put it.
Su Huaijing's attitude made Rong Tang feel for a moment that this man was heading for his final meal, and there would be no next meal after this one. It was outrageous.
[Then why don’t you have bruises on your body?] The system was very persistent: [Did you not feel good at all?]
The first sentence still has a normal tone of doubt, but the second sentence has secretly turned into a tone of squeeze, disgust and bad-mouthing, which is just short of instigating Rong Tang to dump the big villain and find a new wife who can make him happy.
Young Master Rong blushed, and some scenes that were not suitable for children emerged in his mind. His eyes fell on the snow outside the yard, turning around and around, and finally he lowered his head and coughed twice to ease the embarrassment.
[Host?]The system called him.
"… "
[Tangtang?]
"… "
[The big villain is coming!]
"Where?" Rong Tang was alerted instantly. The system stamped its feet in anger and ran to Bai Cai's head, jumping over and over again: [You are hopeless!!!]
Rong Tang felt guilty for two seconds and apologized quietly: "I'm sorry."
[Hmph!!!] The system replied loudly, turned its back and ignored him, then realized that Rong Tang couldn't see it, and declared loudly: [I don't want to see you!]
"… "
Even more of a brat than Yuanyuan, Rong Tang thought to himself.
The brat system was obviously angry. It couldn't understand the previous answer and vowed to ignore the host. Rong Tang had no choice but to explain after hesitating for a while: "Because he can give people massages."
system:[?]
Rong Tang's face was red as if she was about to boil an egg: "It was during the halftime break. I was lying on my stomach and he pressed on me."
Back, arms, waist, legs, even feet... Su Huaijing would press on any part of his body that required effort, without letting him get tired. In the end, Rong Tang didn't know whether the aches and pains in his body were caused by Su Huaijing's collision or by his pressing.
[Won't you fall asleep by pressing this?] The system didn't understand.
Rong Tang was silent for a century, and whispered, "He came in when I was almost asleep."
[Where to enter?] The system asked innocently.
"... Shut up." Rong Tang replied impurely.
For three whole hours, Su Huaijing was like a perpetual motion machine.
Even though he was reckless and frivolous, he knew how to control his strength so as not to leave any marks on Rong Tang. Even though he was rational and steady, he did it without thinking for the whole night and seemed to be completely tireless.
At one point, Rong Tang thought he was going to die, either from dehydration or fatigue. He probably wouldn't see the sun the next day and would drown in his bed.
But when he really woke up in his room, looked at the sky outside the window, sat up from the quilt, and carefully felt the senses of his whole body for a while, he found that except for some sore muscles in his crotch and some overused parts, there was no other part that was complaining about his discomfort.
He seemed to have had a very good sleep.
Being overly tired, I slept more soundly and did not dream during the entire sleep cycle.
The secret parts of his body reminded him of what happened last night, but his brain clearly told him that it was not painful at all.
On the contrary, it will be very comfortable.
The villain, who had been a vegetarian for two years, had probably learned a lot of good things in secret, and all of them were used on him.
He was tired, but he seemed... more comfortable than Su Huaijing.
—At least he doesn’t have to kneel on the bed to give people a massage.
Rong Tang forced himself to break away from his memories, and looked outside the courtyard by the fire. He saw a figure stepping in through the moon gate. Without thinking, he raised his foot and slammed the door shut.
The smile that had just appeared on Su Huaijing's face froze in an instant, and his steps paused for a moment.
The system was stunned again, and after it came to its senses, it yelled: [You lied to me, right! You don’t feel comfortable at all, so you don’t even want to see the villain. ]
System: [Change it! Change my wife!!!]
Rong Tang's face turned red: "Shut up."
No matter how comfortable it is, you can't be so unrestrained! He is still a patient! Not being able to ejaculate doesn't mean you can do whatever you want!
Rong Tang was almost mad, feeling angry for his own wolf cub and for the stupid system in his mind.
He closed the door and warmed himself by the fire. He had slept the whole day and was now very awake. After that little bit of anger, he was suddenly hungry.
A pot of tea was heating on the stove, and next to it was a tray with some small things that could be baked and eaten at any time.
Rong Tang looked at it for a few seconds, then looked away and concentrated on waiting for dinner.
It's not his fault that he was distracted. It was because his biological clock had already been formed. Every day when Su Huaijing came home from work, delicious meals would be served on the table soon. Rong Tang had been ill for a month, eating only water and drinking bitter Chinese medicine every day. Now that he could finally eat a proper meal, he was particularly greedy.
Therefore, the more proud you are to close the door, the more itchy you are to be greedy.
Su Huaijing said outside: "Is Tangtang still angry?"
Rong Tang said nothing.
Su Huaijing: "After my shift at night, Lord Zhou invited me to take another route, which delayed me a little. On the way, I came across a roast duck restaurant, which was full of diners. I thought it smelled delicious, so I brought back a freshly roasted duck. I have been keeping it in my clothes, and it is still hot now. Tangtang, do you want to eat it?"
"..." Rong Tang's eyes flickered in a useless way.
Su Huaijing was neither anxious nor annoyed. He stood outside the house waiting, his voice clear and polite, like a real gentleman: "A barbecue restaurant is going to open next to Shudao Pavilion. All the cattle and sheep are raised on the northern border grasslands and shipped to the capital when they are two and a half years old. They are served on the table when they are rich in taste and are served with dipping sauce. The taste is very good. When does Tangtang want it to open?"
Rong Tang was already hungry, and upon hearing this he suddenly felt that the villain had sinister intentions.
Su Huaijing added, "There are also a few streets in the south of the city. I have also bought a few shops and plan to open a few restaurants, serving Hunan cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, and Jiangxi cuisine... Which one do you want to try first, Tangtang?"
Rong Tang's stomach was growling, and he was so angry that he opened the door and asked Su Huaijing: "Which of these things you said can I eat?"
Su Huaijing's eyes lit up. It was only a day, but he missed Tangtang so much. Even with such a person standing in front of him, he felt that Rong Tang's temperament had changed a lot. His every move, even his angry expression, was like a small hook reaching out to hook him slowly.
Su Huaijing felt soft-hearted and took a step forward. When Rong Tang raised his eyes to glare at him, he lowered his head and stole a kiss on his lips.
"It's all right." Su Huaijing coaxed with a smile, "Except today, you can eat it anytime from now on."
He was close to Rong Tang, holding an oil-paper bag in his right hand, which was emitting the aroma of roast duck. Su Huaijing said, "I was wrong. If Tang Tang wants to be angry with me, fill your stomach first, okay?"
Rong Tang kissed him so hard that his breath was stuck in his chest. He didn't know whether to swallow it or spit it out.
Su Huaijing lowered his eyes, keeping a very low profile, and said, "The kitchen stewed chicken soup and steamed a sea bass today. I just passed by and it tasted very good. Tangtang, don't you want to eat it?"
"Gurgle—" Rong Tang's stomach growled.
Su Huaijing looked down at his body covered by clothes, his eyes dimmed, and he couldn't help but think of Tangtang lying on the bed with a bloated belly and a dazed look last night...
"You're doing something pornographic again!!!" Rong Tang knew what he was thinking almost instantly. He was so angry that he interrupted his train of thought.
Su Huaijing was stunned for a moment, then asked in confusion: "What do you mean by pornography?"
Rong Tang: “…”
He gritted his teeth and said, "It means you are a beast!"
Su Huaijing's eyes flashed, and he nodded with a smile: "Yes, I am. How does Tangtang want to punish me?"
The waiter was carrying the dishes towards the restaurant. Su Huaijing subconsciously wanted to hold Rong Tang's hand, but Tang Tang swung her arm back, dodged him, and walked to the restaurant on her own with a proud and confident look.
Su Huaijing first looked at his walking posture from behind, and after confirming that there was nothing obviously wrong, he quickly followed him.
After eating two large bowls of rice, including sea bass in chicken soup and roast duck, Rong Tang was extremely satisfied. His gluttony was finally suppressed. He focused his attention on thinking about Su Huaijing's question just now.
Young Master Rong stared at him with narrowed eyes. Su Huaijing smiled and immediately handed him a cup of hot tea. He said softly, "Tangtang, rinse your mouth."
Those who know him say that he is a member of the royal family of the previous dynasty and an official appointed by the current court, while those who don't know him would think that he is Rong Tang's concubine kept in Yong'an Lane, who is trying his best to please the master of the house.
Rong Tang looked at him for a long time and said coldly: "You are not allowed to enter my room this winter."
Su Huaijing heard this and said with some melancholy: "But my bed is still wet, and it's winter now, and it can't be dried in the sun."
Rong Tang's face turned red: "There are clean quilts at home, you are not allowed to use those beds!"
"There's no Tangtang smell on anything else." Su Huaijing muttered softly, "You're not allowing me to sleep with you, so you're going to confiscate even my quilt?"
“…Yes!” Rong Tang answered with his neck stiff.
"That's too much..." Su Huaijing said softly, "It's all Tangtang's water, but you still want to confiscate my quilt. How can that be justified?"
Rong Tang: “…” Aren’t you sweating? How can you wrong someone like this? Su Huaijing was getting more and more angry: “And it was Tangtang who climbed into the bed in the middle of the night. Who could resist that? I’m not a monk who has left the secular world… Even monks can return to secular life.”
Rong Tang's ears were hurt by his scolding. He almost lost control. He calmed down, his face was extremely cold and hard, his attitude was quite tough, and he asked fiercely: "Do you want me to punish you or not?"
Su Huaijing immediately said, "Yes, but I can't stay away from your room for the whole winter, unless Tangtang holds your underwear in my arms while you sleep every day."
Rong Tang: “…”
shameless!
He gritted his teeth and said, "Then you sleep on the small couch and are not allowed to enter the inner room."
"Okay." Su Huaijing smiled with his eyes curved, "Thank you, husband, for your kindness."
Rong Tang was so angry that he wanted to beat someone up, and he turned around and left the table angrily.
As a result, that night, while he was half asleep and half awake, Young Master Rong heard a slight noise beside him.
He was stunned for a moment, struggled to open his eyes, and someone climbed onto his bed with a quilt.
Rong Tang: “?”
Su Huaijing saw that he had woken him up, so he patted him gently to comfort him, put his feet into his quilt, and touched Rong Tang's feet: "It's so cold on the couch, Tangtang, please have pity on me."
Most people who are sleeping are not clear-headed. Upon hearing this, Rong Tang moved to the inner room without thinking and made room for Su Huaijing.
The villain smiled glumly, lowered his head involuntarily, and kissed Rong Tang on the forehead: "Thank you, Tang Tang."
This action seemed to have triggered a switch. Rong Tang was in a daze for two seconds and then woke up instantly. His body reacted before his brain and he kicked Su Huaijing off the bed with the quilt.
He sat up and wrapped himself in a quilt. He was obviously very sleepy, but he still spoke fiercely, interrupting Su Huaijing's voice: "Light the light, go get a quilt from the closet, either spread it on the couch or on the floor, and then get into my bed, and I will..."
Rong Tang hesitated for two seconds, as if he was thinking about the bargaining chips for his threat. Finally, he raised his voice and stared at a villain with clear eyes: "I will move in with my mother and grandmother!"
(End of this chapter)