"So, how can you make your sister-in-law angry!"
Hu San was extremely distressed. If time had not run out, he would have used his authority as the eldest brother to pressure Lu Bei back to Sanqing Peak and made him hug She Xuan's thighs and cry for forgiveness. If She Xuan disagreed, she would not allow him to stand up.
"I thought it was a big deal, just catching some corrupt officials. There's no need for my lady to go in person. I'll go with my brother."
[You received the mission [Catch the wanted criminal]]
[Mission Description: As a Qingwei of the Xuanyin Division, it is your job to collect intelligence and arrest important criminals of the imperial court. You can't possibly refuse this mission, right?]
[Main quest: Take the person according to the order, reward 600,000 experience points]
[Side quest: Not triggered]
[Do you accept?]
[whether]
When it came to the mission, Lu Bei put righteousness first and patted Hu San's chest loudly: "Besides, although our Xuanyin Division is not as good as the Huangji Sect, we still have Xiantian Realm thugs. It won't be difficult for you to write an IOU and ask them to give you a hundred or eighty well-behaved and beautiful Xiantian Realm female assassins on credit."
Speaking of assassins, Lu Bei couldn't help but nod secretly.
Before coming to Langwu County, he brought along five Foundation Establishment stage warriors. They were so obedient that they would never go west when told to do so. They would never chase away dogs when told to catch geese. Only when he asked them to take off their pants did the five warriors hesitate for a moment.
Having experienced the loyalty of the death warriors, Lu Bei had always been thinking about the one hundred or eighty female death warriors assigned to him.
I don't mean anything else. It's not tiring to work together with men and women. The hard job in Xuanyinsi would be really boring if there were no beautiful scenery to support the spirit and will.
Anyway, Mr. Ding can't bear this hardship!
"It's different. This time the mission is in Yuezhou. I will lead the team and cooperate, but I am not the main force of this mission."
Hu San shook his head and explained to Lu Bei again: "My mother has an enemy in the capital, and they have always disliked each other..."
The officials on the list were those whom the Iron Sword Alliance had spent a lot of effort and interests to support to their positions. One of them was a county governor. If they were suddenly arrested, it would be very likely that the Iron Sword Alliance would kidnap him along the way.
Hu San was temporarily recruited and assigned to Yuezhou to lead a team, responsible for reconnaissance and support, and to stay behind to cover the retreat when necessary.
These are easy to say, but the difficult part is the person who recruited him, Mu Jiling, the Purple Guard of Xuanyin Division, a good disciple recruited by Fox Er's enemy.
As the highest executor of this mission, Mu Jiling selected him from the roster and transferred him to Yuezhou to await orders. Hu San didn't believe that there would be no continuation of the grudges of the previous generation.
"In the entire Ningzhou, no other Qingwei were transferred, but I was chosen. What do you think she meant?"
Fox Three cried out in injustice: "Didn't I tell her when we were little that she had a round face, a flat nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs and no neck? I even made it into a song and sang it eight times a day, causing her to cry for half a year and become depressed for three years? It happened so many years ago and I didn't take it to heart. Why does she hold a grudge like that?"
"Indeed, your brother is on your side. He ignores the facts and does not make sense. This Purple Guard is really mediocre."
Lu Bei sighed, and then his eyes lit up: "Brother, is it possible that she has been thinking about taking your life for years, and her hatred has turned into liking you."
"Haha, brother, I can take a photo of a beauty who is a hundred times more beautiful than her just by peeing. Do you think that Mu guy is worthy of liking me?" Fox Three sneered disdainfully.
"Then you may be single for the rest of your life..."
Lu Bei spoke in a deep voice, quite resentful. In terms of looks alone, neither Bai Jin nor She Yan, the two rich ladies, were a match for Hu San. If this guy wanted to find a lover who was prettier than himself, it would probably be even more difficult than putting the two rich ladies on the same bed.
"So what if we die alone? We monks don't care about that."
Fox San shrugged indifferently. There were so many beautiful women who were attracted by his looks and body. If it really didn't work out, he would just work hard and sleep with them all. He would marry whoever got pregnant with his child first. If both of them got pregnant, they would be together.
Love is like taking off pants and putting on pants, it is a simple thing, why bother yourself.
"I understand. You think that Ziwei is holding a grudge and intends to make things difficult for you during this mission. Be brave. She wants to use the Iron Sword Alliance's fast sword to kill you."
Lu Bei analyzed: "So you came to me, hoping to get on my good side and help you through this difficult time."
"That's not the case. If she really dares to harm me, she will also lose her life."
Fox Three shook his head and corrected Lu Bei's mistake: "Besides, I didn't intend to hug your hairy legs, but your lady's long legs."
"Um?!"
Lu Bei's eyes suddenly became sharp: "Brother, I'll give you one more chance to reorganize your words, otherwise you will kill each other and my mother will only have a godson in the future."
"Stop talking nonsense. You know what I mean. That's not what I mean. My sister-in-law doesn't look bad, but compared to me, she's barely ok. How depraved would I have to be to have the idea of hitting on her?"
"That's more like it."
"Brother, don't be sad if I tell you the truth..."
Fox Three muttered, "The martial arts culture is very strong in Yuezhou, which is far from being comparable to the peaceful Ningzhou. There is no shortage of errand boys at the Baodan realm. Your young lady is different. She is not bad looking, and her Xiantian realm cultivation is the same as Mu. It will be very prestigious for me to bring her over as my subordinate."
Good brothers, loyal to each other, Lu Bei was not hurt at all, and immediately mocked: "Tsk tsk, he has already reached the Xiantian realm, and you are just getting the elixir, no wonder you are in a hurry to come to me."
"Bah, Mu people are just showing off. I'm almost a congenital, have you told anyone about it?"
Hu San retorted sourly: "She has average talent. The only reason she was able to achieve Xiantian before me was because of her master. It's nothing special."
"They are Purple Guards, and you are Green Guards."
"Bah, shit Ziwei, didn't he just rely on having a good master to get a high position through the back door?"
Fox Three groaned and said, "Unlike me, I started from the bottom and worked hard without complaining about having someone above me."
That’s because I can’t tell you!
Lu Bei looked at Fox Three with disdain. If Fox Two had not hidden his identity for many years and had never been exposed, this fellow would have definitely been relying on his mother's long legs to rise to the top.
"Brother, you know how great my contribution was in the Dragon Trap mission. If my superiors hadn't been afraid of the information leaking out and kept me from doing anything, I would have been promoted to Purple Guard."
Facing Lu Bei's contemptuous gaze, Hu San insisted, "It's hateful. It's all the fault of the Iron Sword Alliance. If it weren't for them..."
"If it weren't for them, you wouldn't even have a chance to get promoted."
Lu Bei didn't want to listen to Hu San's nonsense, so he interrupted and said, "Brother, tell me the truth. Our mother's enemy in the capital is the Imperial Master, and the Purple Guard surnamed Mu is her apprentice, right?"
"Hey, you know this too?" Fox San was surprised.
"I guessed it. With our mother's beauty and wit, the only person who could make her dislike her and yet be unable to defeat her is probably the imperial tutor who is as beautiful as her." Lu Bei said as a matter of course.
"Brother, you have never been to the capital, how do you know everything?"
Fox Three sneered and put his hand on Lu Bei's shoulder: "Tell me more, what else do you know? Tell me everything in one go, and I'll make sure you can go home and have a reunion dinner at the end of the year."
Haha, when I was in the capital, your ashes were scattered by Zhao Xiayang.
Lu Bei slapped away Hu San's claws and changed the subject, "I wanted to ask you just now. You said that you were the only Qingwei transferred from the entire Ningzhou. Then what am I? Without a conscription order, she won't convict me for leaving my post without permission, right?"
"Nothing."
Fox Three waved his hand and told Lu Bei not to worry: "Your Qingyi is a temporary one. I calculated the time. When we return from Yuezhou, it will be almost time for you to become a regular employee."
"Why is this happening? Is there any treacherous villain interfering?"
Lu Bei stared directly at Hu San, and he put away his suspicions. The treacherous villain was right in front of him.
"There is no treacherous villain, but your eldest brother has one."
Hu San hooked his arm around Lu Bei's shoulders again, and said with great righteousness: "Good brother, you also have a share of responsibility, mother. I can't bear the grudges of the previous generation alone. This time we go to Yuezhou, you and I will work together to deal with that Mu guy."
"That's not good. You have a round face, a flat nose, a big mouth, a thick waist, short legs and no neck. I'm afraid I won't be able to untie my belt when the time comes." Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly. He still had his moral integrity and refused to associate with Hu San.
"That was when I was a child. I heard she grew up to be beautiful."
Seeing that there was hope, Fox San changed his previous evaluation and praised Mu Jiling as rare on earth and hard to find in heaven.
"Nothing will happen, right?"
"As long as no one dies."
"Brother, I am a humble man, but here are a few packets of essential medicine for a man and a woman alone in the middle of the night. Can you take a look at them and see if they can be used when the time comes?"
"Oh, let me have a look at it."
Fox Three took the packets of powder from Lu Bei, picked up a little with his little finger and sniffed it, frowning and saying, "Hehuan Powder, Buddha's Head, Fairy Don't Stop, these are all common goods, I'm afraid they are not effective enough for Xiantian Realm!"
"Brother, you are an expert. You guessed every one of them correctly. I am just an outsider. What did you experience during those years as an undercover agent? Can you tell me in detail?"
Lu Bei clasped his hands together and said with admiration: "Don't talk about your experience of being drugged. Pick a few glorious deeds of you drugging others and tell them slowly. It would be better if you publish a book. I used to be a reader. Compared with listening to books, I prefer to stay up late at night by myself by lamplight. It's more artistic."
"I don't want to be an expert either. It's all my mother's fault."
Fox Three pointed at his face and said speechlessly, "During those years when I was undercover, I told them that I had a dick and it was bigger than everyone else's when I took it out, but those guys got even more excited after knowing that I was a man. I had no choice but to force myself to do it. I didn't want to fall for it, so I had to learn some random stuff by myself."
"Brother, I understand your hardship. Boys should learn to protect themselves when they go out." Lu Bei nodded in agreement.
"No, you don't."
Hu San rolled his eyes at Lu Bei. Since there was no one around, he told him to stop flattering himself. He took out a packet of secret medicine powder and stuffed it into Lu Bei's hand: "This packet is really good stuff. Even the Xiantian realm will be affected. You take a packet, and then whoever has the chance will take action."
Lu Bei: “…”
Cover your head and fight for two or three hours, that's fine, do you really want to kill someone