"This is ridiculous. My eldest brother is a man of integrity. If you ask him to dress up as a dancer, he will lose face." Lu Bei's eyes widened. It is said that a higher-ranking official can crush a person. He did not believe it. If Mu Jiling wanted to let Fox Three dress up as a dancer, he would have to smash the table.
"That's right."
Fox Three held his head high and pointed at his own face, which was full of trouble. "Look carefully, this is a man. How can you let me dress up as a dancer?"
"Oh."
Mu Jiling sneered and pointed out directly: "Not to mention that you are proficient in the art of transformation, even if you can't, who would know that you are wearing women's clothes with this enchanting face of yours?"
"My second brother knows that he is an old hand at sex. He can tell whether a man or a woman is hot or cold just by smelling her. The world is so big, I believe there must be more than one pervert like him."
Hu San sneered back and leaned towards Mu Jiling: "Master Ziwei, listen to my advice. With so many Qingwei dead, don't dream of making up for it. Report the truth to the higher authorities and accept the punishment honestly. Don't worry, life in the music school is not as bad as you think. I have a little money at home, and I will definitely ensure that your business will prosper."
"How dare you say that!"
Mu Jiling slammed the table and stood up, staring at Hu San: "What happens in the future is a matter for the future. Now I have the final say here. If you dare to disobey my orders, I will kill you as a sacrifice."
Lu Bei: (a`′a)
Looking at the two people exchanging carbon dioxide, I felt that the dog food was dry and I was tricked into killing them again.
Just when he was eager to try and was ready to be a member of the head-pressing team, Mu Jiling took the lead and retreated, saying coldly: "I have made up my mind, Fox Three, tomorrow you will dress up as a dancer and wait for an opportunity to get close to the big fish, and Fox Four will support you on the side."
After saying that, she waved her hand and threw the information into Lu Bei's arms, telling the two of them to go back and prepare.
"Brother, I have to say this plan is very feasible. You don't even need to change clothes, just stuff two steamed buns into your mouth and you're done."
Lu Bei said righteously, "There are eight steamed buns left over from last night in my ring. They are enough for you to pretend to be a sow. How about that?"
"No, I have it."
Fox Three said disdainfully: "Mu thinks you can humiliate me like this, how ridiculous, it's not the first time I've dressed up as a woman."
There was not just one time when he dressed as a woman, only zero times and countless times. Hu San was very familiar with it and did not feel ashamed at all. He just couldn't stand Mu Jiling's pretentiousness.
"Let's not talk about this for now. There is still a long time to go. There is no rush to confront her. Let's go back and prepare. Completing the mission is the most urgent thing." Lu Bei patted the information in his arms and quickened his pace towards the backyard of the government office.
"That's right, the mission is..."
Fox San was stunned in the middle of his words, looking at Lu Bei's hurriedly leaving back, and suddenly thought of something.
…
The next day.
The sky is high and the air is clear, and the climate is cool and pleasant.
The county governor, Prime Minister Li, hosted a banquet for the magistrate and the county magistrate of Yuyang County. Both the guests and the hosts were having a great time, and the mood for poetry arose over the wine table.
Because he drank too much, he forgot the words he had prepared half a year in advance, resulting in him not being able to write two lines in half a day. In a depressed mood, he invited everyone to go out of the city hunting today.
The truth is not clear yet, but that’s what the intelligence says.
I have to say here that the county magistrate's surname is Li and his name is Chengxiang. He has the potential to be an assistant and is a good candidate to become a high-ranking official.
The county magistrate, county assistant and others did not dare to displease their superiors, so they came with the women in their families as promised, and with more than 200 guards and servants, they rushed to the nearby hunting ground.
Following them was a team of about a hundred people, including cooks, musicians, dancers, storytellers and helpers to entertain.
Lu Bei drove the carriage and followed at the end of the team.
The carriage carried Fox Three, who was now dressed for travel, half covered by a white veil, with a bright red dance gown wrapped with a silk ribbon decorated with silver flowers and powder.
The collar is very open, and her shoulders and collarbones are as white as jade. Her debut as the center is still under control. Her slender waist is tightly bound, and her stunning red lips can be seen under the white gauze.
The first time Lu Bei saw this porcelain beauty, he felt overwhelmed. He was so frightened that he called her a monster and quickly called Mu Jiling to watch.
The latter looked at him with a sour face for a while, then felt hit and left angrily, step by step.
Fortunately, Fox Three didn't go too far and changed his appearance, not showing his true face. Otherwise, just based on that face, the county governor, the county magistrate and others probably wouldn't be in the mood to hunt, and would just drag him into the woods to recite poems.
"Brother, tell me the truth, you are really a woman, right?"
Lu Bei poked his head out and lifted the curtain, looking at Hu San who was drawing his eyebrows, and said with a twitch of his mouth: "I personally think that it is enough for our mother to have one son. Only having both sons and daughters can be called perfection."
"If you want, come to my room tonight, but I have to say this first: don't run away when I take off my pants." Fox Three gave Lu Bei a coquettish look and changed her voice into a female one, which made people feel itchy.
"Forget it, two sons are good too. When our mother wants a daughter, you just have to bear with it a little." Lu Bei shuddered and hurriedly imagined Bai Jin's appearance in his mind, hoping to borrow the boundless magic power of his senior sister to help him return to being a passionate man again.
However, his senior sister was no match for the fox demon. He gritted his teeth, endured the hardship and grievance, and added She Xuan as well.
Finally, with the help of the left and right protectors, the fox demon was pushed into the abyss.
Lu Bei: ε=(′ο｀＊)))
He has it so hard!
"Second brother, although you don't know how to change your appearance, I, your sister, have some knowledge of makeup and disguise. While there is still time, come in and I will teach you. Then, when we sisters join forces, there will be no need to fight the governor surnamed Li. Just make a promise and follow us back to Xuanyin Division."
"Forget it. I am a scholar and I have moral principles."
"Think about it again."
Fox Three threw a coquettish glance and slightly lowered his collar: "Maybe after you come in, you will find that sister is indeed a sister."
Lu Bei: (a `′=)
The fox demon climbed out of the abyss, and its magic power became even stronger. Seeing that the protectors on both sides could not withstand it, fortunately, the loyal messengers of the Five Elements came to the rescue and sealed the fox demon once again.
Lu Bei lowered the curtain and drove the carriage obediently. He was very sure that his sister would not do that.
When he was still in Langwu County, he practiced with Fox Three three times, took fresh blood to activate the "Blood Nest" skill, and upgraded the two skills of "Shape Illusion" and "Spirit Illusion" to the maximum level.
Skills and data don't lie, Fox Three is indeed a male. If you have to add the word "female", he can only be a cross-dressing guy.
It’s Fox Two’s fault. His bloodline is too excellent. Even if he gives birth to a son, he will bring disaster to the country and the people.
…
Night, hillside.
The tents were raised, the servants lit bonfires, and the guards placed cart frames around the camp as chevaux de frise.
After a group of dancers finished their performance, a woman in red came in. She danced lightly and had a graceful figure. Although her face was covered by a white veil, her charming eyes and eyebrows could not be concealed.
A little too much, too charming, looks like a prostitute;
A little less, too cold, not worldly enough.
Not too much, not too little, cold yet charming, just right, the best in the world.
The soldiers guarding the surrounding area were so thirsty that their mouths were dry. The hangers-on even forgot to tell jokes to liven up the atmosphere. Their eyes followed the man in red back and forth.
Why wear such beautiful clothes instead of keeping them at home
This is outrageous! You don’t know how to take care of your clothes at all!
A younger brother is a younger brother after all, and it is difficult for him to resist the temptation of beauty. But it is different for the county magistrate, county magistrate and others. They have their wives by their side, sitting upright without looking around, and only dare to steal a glance when they raise their glasses.
"cheers!"
"Good wine, let me drink three cups in a row."
"Great, hurry up and continue..."
"… "
At the end of the song, the dancer in red slowly retreated.
The atmosphere continued to be heated. Seeing that Li Taishou was alone and without even a maid to sit with him, the county magistrate could not help but sigh repeatedly: "What a sin, I forgot that the Taishou was alone. Someone, call the dancer over."
"That's wrong. When the governor sees a beautiful woman, he will definitely write a good poem. Having us around will only disturb his peace."
The county magistrate said that the county magistrate was just a flatterer, and took the initiative to flatter him: "In my opinion, I should send him to the camp and dance a solo for the governor."
“Great!”
"That makes sense."
"Me too."
"… "
"Humph, that's nonsense!"
Amid the noise, Li Taishou slammed the table with a cold face and said, "I am the governor of a county, and my authority cannot be taken lightly. You have drunk too much. The banquet ends here tonight, and you can all go yourselves!"
After saying this, Governor Li stood up with an unhappy look on his face and walked towards his tent.
The kind that walks very quickly.
Everybody stood up to see the county magistrate off. The county chief and the county magistrate waved at the same time, asking the servants to hurry up and send the beauty to the tent before the other side. They must not let the county magistrate wait anxiously.
…
In the dense forest far away from the hillside, Lu Bei put on the Qingwei uniform of the Xuanyin Division, held the sword at his waist, and waited for Hu San to appear.
I thought I would have to wait for some time, but unexpectedly, as soon as I closed my eyes, Fox Three in a green guard uniform dropped from the sky and threw a sack stuffed with people at my feet.
"Brother, efficiency!"
Lu Bei gave a thumbs up. He was indeed the top player in Xuanyin Division. He managed to lure the county governor out cleanly and neatly.
"What a shitty efficiency! As soon as I entered the room, the old pervert came up to me and touched my butt."
Fox Three looked disgusted and kicked the sack. "He passed the imperial examination with this, and with a beautiful lady in front of him, he didn't even utter a poem like 'My body is soaked with sweat, and I am the best in the romantic field'. I seriously suspect that there was cheating in the imperial examination that year, and the examiner sold the questions."
Lu Bei stroked his chin. He was a new official and a veteran in the workplace. Based on his years of experience in slacking off, if his guess was correct, the chief examiner of the imperial examination that year was either the emperor's tutor or her man.
"Second brother, the local bully named Mu is a fool with foolish ways. Her plan has some effect when implemented. Let's not make things difficult for her this time." Fox Three carried the sack on his shoulder and gave Lu Bei a look.
Everything went according to plan.
“As it should be.”
Lu Bei nodded, and the two of them took Governor Li with them and flew towards the Changsheng Valley, which was eighty miles away.
There is a secret torture chamber built by Mu Jiling himself. Once the people on the list are checked, they can report to the higher authorities and have the prisoners escorted to the capital.
After galloping for thirty miles, two men in black blocked the road. Seeing this, Hu San decisively threw a smoke bomb and disappeared into the ground with Governor Li.
The two men in black did not try to stop him. They released their own auras and pressed towards Lu Bei. “How dare a mere Baodan Realm cultivator stop two Xiantian Realm cultivators by himself? Xuanyinsi is indeed ready to face death as the rumors say.”
“Hehehe…”
The smoke dissipated, and Lu Bei drew his sword. His eyes glowed with gold under the moonlight. "You are totally wrong. It should be you two Xiantians. Only when your numbers doubled and you surpassed a major realm did you have the guts to stop me, who is in the Baodan realm. This is not how you cultivate immortals."