"Thank you for your guidance, Master Lu. If you have no other instructions, I will take my leave now."
At the pond in the back mountain, after seven or eight rounds of sparring, Zhao Shiran got a chance to catch his breath. He made up a reason why he was in a hurry to return to Qipan Peak and asked Lu Bei not to see him off.
"That's fine, Master Zhao, take care. I'll have to draw two more shots, and then I won't see you off."
I told you not to send it, and you didn't send it. You are really...
I hope you don’t catch any fish today!
Zhao Shiran was about to say something but stopped himself, and walked slowly in the direction he came from. Halfway through, he remembered that he had left his food box at the fishing spot, so he turned back to retrieve it, and stood beside Lu Bei for a while.
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She sighed deeply, feeling disappointed, and suddenly became insecure about her appearance.
But thinking about it carefully, it seems that it is nothing. People who practice cultivation will not easily fall in love with men and women. It is not that Lu Bei does not understand the ways of the world, but that she took it for granted.
Well, actually she didn't know why she came to Sanqing Peak, was it because she wanted to repay the great kindness or something else.
Time will reveal a person's true character. We are all practitioners, and we have a natural foundation, so thirty or fifty years won't be a big deal.
Passing by the front yard of Yuhua Gate, Zhao Shiran saw She Xuan leaning against the counter. They smiled at each other, and suddenly spring came.
"Master Zhao, please come and sit here often. There is no need to be polite. Just treat it as your own home."
"It should be. Lu Bei also said so."
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[Exiled to Dust Lv8 (Perfect)]
The skill 'Exile to the Dust', you are just like an ordinary person, and by activating this skill, you can confuse your opponent and make him unable to perceive the real realm.
When Lu Bei used this deceptive skill, he deleted the 'Profound Sword Intent' that he had in his inventory without a second thought. The remaining two skills were Shape Illusion and Spirit Illusion. One was used to change one's appearance and body shape, and the other was used to engage in underground work.
If nothing unexpected happens, these three skills will not be deleted in a short period of time, until one day, when he is strong enough and underground work is easy, he will consider deleting the 'Phantom' skill.
After acquiring the new skill, Lu Bei put it into practice and was able to adjust his state of mind and aura with ease. It was easy for him to stay in the Dan stage or drop to the foundation-building stage.
"Good woman!"
"It's just that my level is a bit low, so I didn't get much experience."
"It's strange. When I didn't feel like fishing before, I would catch fish no matter how hard I tried. But today, when I was in the mood, I came back empty-handed..."
"That's not right. We agreed on a novice protection period. If you don't trick me into joining, how can you expand the aviation brigade?"
"Could it be that the senior brother secretly blessed me?"
After a while, Lu Bei, who hadn't caught any fish, looked around and saw that there was no one around. He secretly hung up a Qi Ling Dan as bait and caught a carp.
He got about two pounds, nodded with satisfaction, took a piece of wild grass to string them together, and walked towards the inner courtyard with it.
It is impossible for the air force to be air force, how can immortal cultivators have air force
…
"Hey, what is this bowl?"
At the dinner table, Lu Bei looked at the large bowl that Hu Bo brought to him, and a string of question marks floated in his mind.
After advancing to the innate realm, he has his own spiritual energy circulation, and can ensure sufficient energy without eating. However, the desire for food is never as simple as filling the stomach. As a foodie, he cannot give up his cravings.
He couldn't bear to see the little foxes eating alone and looking so wronged, so he often pulled She Xuan to the dining table and occasionally made a secret roast goose to see if he could get the secondary occupation of "chef".
It's not a bad thing to earn skill points.
When it came to version 3.0, many players who had chosen the wrong skill tree in the early stages were reluctant to delete their accounts and start over. In order to gain skill points, they worked five jobs a day to brush up on their secondary professions, which seriously lowered the status of those who were cultivating immortals.
"Master, this bowl of noodles is goose leg noodles."
Seeing Lu Bei asking the question, Hu Bo secretly glanced at She Xuan and raised his chin proudly: "I made it for the master myself, you can try it and see if it tastes good."
"Not bad, that's thoughtful. This bowl of noodles looks delicious."
Lu Bei patted Hu Bo's little head and picked up the bowl in front of him with emotion.
“Slurp, slurp—”
[You have been poisoned. After deducting the defense and poison immunity, your health remains unchanged.]
∑(0﹃0；)
Lu Bei felt terrible after seeing the shocking message. He swallowed the noodles in his mouth with a gulp, and his frowned face was full of doubts about life.
On the other side, She Xuan clenched her fist and coughed lightly. Hu Bo received the signal and immediately asked, "How is it, Master? Is it delicious?"
"Just looking at the dosage, it should be delicious... right?"
Lu Bei complained and looked at She Xuan who looked like a passerby. He couldn't understand her production process.
Was it because of a tremor in her hand that she mistook the food for poison and poured out a bottle of poison out of habit? Or was it because of the rich aroma when the soup was boiling that made Sister Snake salivate and drop two drops of saliva into the noodle soup.
I can’t figure it out!
Seeing She Xuan seemingly indifferent but actually stealing glances, and then looking at Hu Bo trying hard to play the role of chef and waiting for his praise, Lu Bei smiled slightly and gulped down the entire bowl of food.
Save the goose legs for last. As the saying goes, there is bitterness before sweetness. It’s okay to be a good person, but don’t be too hard on yourself.
[You have been poisoned. After deducting the defense and poison immunity, your health remains unchanged.]
Lu Bei was chewing the poison in his mouth, no, he was chewing the goose meat in his mouth, and he once again fell into doubting his life. It was the same sentence, he couldn't figure it out.
For a moment, he suspected that the fox spirit and the snake spirit had joined forces to rebel, not only to dethrone him as the leader, but also to destroy his cultivation and lock him up in the basement to serve as a furnace.
"Well, the noodles are so delicious, but you didn't secretly taste them after you cooked them, Xiaobo?" Lu Bei was surprised.
"No, because the noodles were specially made for you, the leader. I only let Sister She taste two bites, and the younger sisters didn't eat any!" When he said this, Hu Bo looked at She Xuan, with unspeakable grievance in his words.
The little foxes all wanted to taste She Xuan's cooking, but Elder She used his status to suppress them, saying that the preparation today was insufficient and the portion was only enough for the leader to barely moisten his throat, and he would cook for them another day.
Next time for sure!
Lu Bei: “…”
The case is solved. She Xuan is immune to her own poison and can't taste the poison in the noodles, so...
That’s good. I didn’t let others test the poison. Instead, the little foxes did it. They will all lose weight tomorrow.
"Ahem, well, this bowl of noodles is really well made. I like it very much. From now on, it will be included in the headmaster's special supply list. No one else will be eligible to enjoy it except me."
Ignoring She Xuan's snickering eyes, Lu Bei teased a few greedy little foxes, patted his belly and said with reluctance: "What a pity, there is only a small bowl of such delicious food, and the aftertaste between the lips and teeth is even lighter, otherwise I, the leader, would have to scold you."
Upon hearing this, the little foxes began to whine.
"Hehe, I remember Xiaobo cooked a whole pot. If you like it, I'll bring it to you right away." She Xuan clenched her fists in front of her. She knew that it was just the bottom, very simple.
The man surnamed Zhao still wants to show off his talents. Haha, he is so self-righteous that he is just tying himself up in knots.
"Master, I want to eat too. I want a whole pot!"
Hu Yan approached Lu Bei in a low voice, and to show his sincerity, he asked Lu Bei to remove Elder She's honey goose leg noodles from the leader's special supply list, and secretly stuffed an apple into his hand.
Lu Bei: “…”
You're going to use this to bribe the leader
In order to avoid embarrassing She Xuan and also to prevent the vixens he had raised from running away, he accepted the apple and severely reprimanded Hu Xuan for his bribery, then stood up and strode towards the kitchen.
"Elder She, go to the back mountain and catch a wild rabbit. I'll wait for you in the kitchen."
"Why are you catching hares? Isn't a pot of noodles enough for you?"
"Don't ask, just go and come back quickly."
Half an hour later, She Xuan covered her face and left the kitchen, walking towards the underground palace with her steps in a messy and crooked manner. She claimed that she would be in seclusion for a few months or a year, and she didn't want to see anyone during this period.
Looking at her leaving back, Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. There was no need to test it anymore. He just eliminated the possibility and concluded that this woman was greedy for his body.
The performance was not obvious before because there was no external pressure. Today, when Zhao Shiran came to visit, he immediately took the initiative.
"As expected of me, I attract girls wherever I go... Yeah, and even rich women like me." Lu Bei's mouth curled up. The situation was set and it was basically certain that there would be a success.
"What a pity. Mr. Lu is devoted to my senior sister, but you, Sister She, have impure thoughts. In the end, all your efforts will be in vain." Lu Bei asserted with certainty.
I dare to say this purely based on my experience. When he was slacking off in the office, he was kind-hearted and didn't know how to reject the feelings of girls.
Then I traveled through time.
Having learned his lesson, Lu Bei is very confident in his current butt strength. If She Xuan is proud of her beauty, she can come to his room at three o'clock tonight and try. He guarantees that she will not be tempted.
Having said that, if She Xuan really revealed that she had a man outside, Lu Bei really couldn't accept it. Let's be frank, this fruit has been raised for so long, he would rather let it rot in his own vegetable garden than allow others to pick it.
"Wouldn't it be too selfish not to pick it? After all, it's not easy for Sister She either."
"But if I want it all, I'll make the same mistakes that all men in the world would make, and I'll look like a scumbag..."
"What to do, selfish or scum?"
Lu Bei raised his hand and named people. Following the guidance of fate, he named selfishness, and then decisively decided to be a scumbag.
There was no way out. He couldn't live with it. He couldn't bear it when he thought that because of his rejection, She Xuan burst into tears and never recovered, becoming possessed and becoming a demon.
“Oh, it’s so hard for me!”
Lu Bei sighed deeply. He had lived a new life, but he still couldn't give up his habit of being a good person.
"Never mind, let's leave it alone for now. If Sister She is the one who attacks herself, then it's none of my business."
Thinking of this, Lu Bei decided to wait and see. If he really enjoyed the ride, his senior sister knew right from wrong and should, perhaps, probably would not blame him.
"By the way, will Sect Leader Zhao come tomorrow? If he does, why don't you get closer to her, like put your arm around her shoulder or her back? Maybe if Sister She gets angry, I can prove that I can remain calm."
"Hey, isn't this very unfair to Sect Leader Zhao? She has been so kind to me, but I am using her as a tool. Otherwise..."
"Don't worry about having too much debt. If possible, give her some sweetness to taste?"
"No, I'm not that kind of person!"
"Master, I don't know how to solve this problem. How did you solve it back then? Oh, I forgot you're single. Sorry to bother you."
Lu Bei looked up at the sky, feeling that cultivating immortality was so difficult. No wonder everyone was single; this turned out to be the reason.
At one side, Hu Bo, who came to the kitchen with bowls and chopsticks, looked at Lu Bei, tilted his head, thought for a moment and suddenly realized that the leader was sick again today!