This Is Exactly How Cultivation Works

Chapter 168: There's no point shouting your throat out

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After receiving the mission information, several players were eager to try and rushed to recommend themselves to Lu Bei.

When Master Lu saw that his disciples were as concerned about the country and the people as he was, he was moved beyond words and it was all written on his face.

After selection and screening, the original team of three brave men was increased to 20 people, and all those who registered were approved.

There was only one exception, who was kicked out of the registration sequence by Master Lu on the grounds of low strength.

Pig is thinking: "… "

He didn’t know if it was an illusion, but he thought Village Chief Gao was deliberately targeting him.

Sanqing Peak does not cover a large area, and with Lu Bei pointing out the direction, the 20-man brave team easily reached the deep valley with zero casualties after three of them fell off the cliff and five got lost, and arrested several criminals who were there to cool off.

"It's ridiculous. We have traveled a long way and have worked so hard that we don't even have time to exchange jokes. Yet they are hanging themselves on a tree and playing on the swing."

"That's right, the future world's best player is very angry and in urgent need of some positive energy links to soothe my pain in the middle of the night."

"No way, I just gave you two links yesterday, and you've already wiped out the entire site so quickly?"

"Bah, I get angry just talking about this, this crappy website is full of mosaics, if you don't know, you would think I stayed up late playing Tetris!"

"Isn't there a book site? All the books are masterpieces by great masters. What's wrong? The internet speed is not good, and the girl's life is shortened?"

"The girls didn't shorten their lifespans, but the boys did. Their penises were covered with black stripes, like zebra crossings. How could I eat them?"

"Ah, this..."

"I'm not picky about food, big brother, add me as a friend and I'll go and criticize it."

"Let me see it too!"

Leaving aside the 18 LSP players, the remaining two players were from guilds and were obviously much more serious. They secretly added friends while releasing the fugitive hanging on the tree.

"As expected of Master Gao, this fancy binding technique shows that he has been fighting on the front line of subduing demons for a long time."

"It doesn't matter. How much experience do you think we can share this time?"

"The mission is not difficult at all. If we divide the profits equally according to the contribution, we can earn more by refining pills."

"I think so too. We can't waste time. We have to find a way to stop the loss."

"you mean… "

"Did you see them? They're in red."

The two players understood each other tacitly and looked at the fugitive lying on the ground. One of them sneered and stepped forward with a knife in hand.

Bang!

"Oops, my hand slipped. Calm down. Don't think about picking up the knife and taking me hostage."

"… "

The panicked fugitive calmed down after hearing that, his eyes lit up and he stood up with a knife in hand, then pounced towards the player in front of him, and was then knocked to the ground by a punch.

"How about it? How much experience can I earn by defeating wild monsters?"

"I can only say that I will fight them all once, and I won't pay."

"Hurry up, feed the healing medicine later and let me take over."

"No problem."

It has been nearly three months since the server was opened. Although these players on Sanqing Peak have not yet established a foundation, they have plenty of experience in refining pills every day. They have acquired novice skills during their practice and are all at level 15. They can beat weak players like gods and can beat them however they want.

Soon, the two of them gained experience and walked to the side with a satisfied look on their faces.

"Have a cigarette."

"Where did you get it done?"

"According to pharmacology, tobacco made from herbs can replenish qi in men and blood in women."

"Let me try."

Seeing that there was something to gain, 18 LSPs came over, grinning and rubbing their hands, surrounding several fugitives with bruised faces and noses.

"Everyone line up and come one by one. Don't be anxious. It's in the middle of nowhere. Are you afraid they will escape?"

"Hurry up, we are in love! I have already done this three times in your time of procrastination!"

"Hey, you're using too much force. This is a public resource. Be gentle. If you break it, what are we going to use?"

"Hahaha, go ahead and scream. It's no use in the middle of nowhere even if you scream your throat out."

"Open your mouth quickly, you'll be fine after taking the medicine... Oh, he's quite hot-tempered, guys, help me, hold him down for me."

"Everyone, be serious. I'm recording a video."

The camera zoomed out and saw a few green trees swaying in the deep valley. Laughter and crying were heard, scaring away a large number of birds in the forest.

It is reported that after several fugitives returned to prison, they burst into tears on the spot, saying things like they were not human beings. From then on, they stayed in prison obediently and never thought about escaping from prison again.

"I took a shower, changed my clothes, fixed my hair, and even found time to flirt with some girls. Half a day has passed, and there is still no news from the other side. Could it be that the subcontracting plan has failed?"

"No way. Seeing how enthusiastically they signed up, they obviously received the mission."

In the backyard of Yuhua Gate, Lu Bei sent off Zhao Shiran who checked in every day, and sat beside the stone table, thinking deeply.

There was no notification that the task was completed, so Lu Bei guessed that the plan of subcontracting the task was most likely aborted. He returned empty-handed from the treasure hunt, and the pretty boy's face was filled with joy.

But he hasn't given up yet, still hoping for the best. He thinks that the sand sculpture players are happier, and maybe he will meet the ragged witch on the way, and they will gather together to watch and take pictures, which will delay the time to submit the task.

At the kitchen door, She Xuan waved her hand, and seeing that Lu Bei had no reaction, she clenched her fist and coughed lightly a few times.

It's time.

Lu Bei heard the pretended reserved cough, his mind still thinking about the stupid player and the subcontracted tasks, but his honest body moved on its own and he quickly walked into the kitchen.

By the time he reacted, he had already skillfully held She Xuan's little hand and was teaching her how to cut vegetables.

You don’t need to ask to know that he definitely hasn’t learned it.

"Sister She, I won't criticize you during the New Year, but your cooking skills are really worrying. In my opinion, you might as well give up. It will save you effort, worry, and time for everyone."

"Stop talking nonsense and teach me quickly."

"Okay, okay, I'm just a kind-hearted person!" Lu Bei sighed and picked up a piece of shredded radish and stuffed it into his mouth.

[You have been poisoned. After deducting the defense and poison immunity, your health remains unchanged.]

Lu Bei: “…”

Sure enough, it still tastes the same as before.

[You have completed the mission [Chasing the Fugitive]]

[…

When the message alert sounded, Lu Bei was cheered up and couldn't help but tighten his grip on Roudi's hand.

It actually worked

It actually worked!

The experience points rewarded by the mission did not decrease due to subcontracting. The original amount remained the same as before. One mission allowed multiple people to earn experience points at the same time, which made Lu Bei feel that there was a bug.

The world owes programmers an elegant hairstyle!

Lu Bei was secretly delighted, but then he thought about it. Several fugitives were captured by him personally and tied up in the back mountain. In principle, the players were just passing by and taking advantage of the situation. The tasks were divided but not completely distributed.

Don't be complacent too soon, you have to try again.

"Sorry, I was distracted. Let's continue." Lu Bei came back to his senses, apologized with a smile, and patiently taught his cooking skills.

She Xuan: “…”

When her hands tightened, she thought Lu Bei had finally come to his senses and figured out why she had never been able to learn how to cut vegetables.

The result, that’s it

January 28, 825 of Wu Zhou.

The Kyushu world also has a Yin-Yang calendar similar to the lunar calendar. Today is the New Year, and every house is decorated with lights and lanterns, even those in the mountains where people practice Buddhism are no exception.

Crackling—

In front of Yuhua Gate, the sound of firecrackers rang out. Several little foxes hid behind the door, clenching their fists excitedly.

The time of the two worlds does not overlap. The NPCs are celebrating the New Year, but the players' world has to wait a few more months. However, this does not affect their enthusiasm to participate in it, and they reach out to Village Chief Gao to ask for red envelopes.

Lu Bei waved his hand and said, "There are no red envelopes. The alchemy room will be closed today, and the players can go down the mountain to complete the tasks."

He gets angry when he talks about this.

A few days ago, I made a big mistake when subcontracting the task. I forgot that the player was a husky and just let go.

A team of 20 brave warriors escorted the fugitive to the county government office to hand in a mission. When they passed by the mission wall where the bounty notice was posted, they were unable to move their legs and their eyes lit up like wolves.

On that day, only eight of the twenty leeks that went down the mountain came back, and the rest all changed their jobs and became bounty hunters.

If the business is closed for three days, it will lose money if it reopens. The bounty hunters will go hungry every day.

The players who grew up in the alchemy room didn't know much about the outside world, had insufficient experience in reconnaissance and counter-reconnaissance, and had no accurate intelligence sources, resulting in their income being far less than the iron rice bowl of the Sanqing Peak Alchemy Room. Twelve players returned one after another, crying and banging on the door, asking Village Chief Gao to give them a chance to reform and never leave without saying goodbye.

He then passed the blame to Guonian, saying that his beloved wife was left alone in the empty house and if he didn't go back to see her before the New Year, she would have to go to the neighbor Wang's house to borrow food.

The value of players is still rising, so Lu Bei decisively chose to forgive them, first to stabilize the good-hearted character of Village Chief Gao. Afterwards, he posted a notice, not allowing players to go down the mountain easily, not to restrict everyone's freedom, but the outside world is very dangerous, everyone starts at the Xiantian level, the Shenhua level is worse than a dog, and the Lianxu level is everywhere.

A brick fell from the city gate and injured three passers-by, a semi-immortal, a powerful man, and a land immortal.

Regardless of whether the players believe it or not, Lu Bei believes it anyway. He doesn't let the leeks run around freely because he is afraid that they can't withstand the temptation of the world. It is for their own good.

Young people, dreaming of becoming a big shot before you have fully acquired the skills is ridiculous and overestimating one's own abilities.

It is better to bury your head in the hard work in the Danfang, starting from the grassroots level step by step, turning the world upside down and making him numb. This is the good quality that contemporary young people should have.

In short, Village Chief Gao was very unhappy, because of this incident, Elder She's little hands didn't feel as smooth as before.

The attempt to subcontract the task was delayed for a few days just to suppress the extravagant desire of the leeks for freedom and beauty.

From the twenty-man brave team, Lu Bei selected eight obedient people who had gone home to fight for their own interests. He first gave them a few simple tasks in the government office, and then sent them out one by one while sighing outside the door.

This time, he didn't provide any help.

Three players failed the mission, five succeeded. Lu Bei received five information prompts at the same time, and was so happy that he showed his back teeth to Elder She.

But soon, as soon as one problem was solved, another one arose.