Moon, missing.
In the capital, the South Street area is brightly lit.
A burly man left the brothel, staggering with every step, humming a little tune as he walked through the busy streets.
After a while, the strong man turned into the short street and walked to the outside of the courtyard wall of a wealthy family.
Looking at the wealthy family with the lights turned off, a smile appeared on his lips, and he turned over and jumped over the wall to go in.
The man's body shape changed rapidly in mid-air. When he landed, he lost his muscular figure and became a stunningly beautiful man... and he was a man.
Fox three.
He didn't climb over the wall to steal jade or steal women. With his looks that could attract both men and women, it wouldn't be that troublesome. He could just reveal his true face and flirt with her. He has a soft voice and a gentle body, and can be easily pushed down.
Just going home normally.
There is a door but you don't want to go through it, you have to climb over the wall...
It's so funny, no decent person would go through the door when returning home!
If you don't practice the skill of climbing over the wall now, it will be too late to practice after you get married.
"The capital is so boring. I can't even find friends to talk to. Every day I can only touch other girls' hands. After half a month, I have calluses on their hands. If I had known this would happen, I would have tied my brother back no matter what. With him to share the pressure, the old witch wouldn't have scolded only me." Fox San sighed and wished he could die together with Lu Bei.
But it’s not completely fun. I saw one today.
In the middle of last year, Juxian Yage launched a new girl, whose stage name was Xunyi, which is only one character different from lavender.
A difference of one word makes a world of difference.
Xunyi is the kind of girl who is a good talker. She is well-educated, pretty, and proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. As soon as she was released on the market, she attracted many dogs to compete for her place on the list.
Tonight, two groups of playboys started fighting over her jealousy. One group was young playboys, little brats in their thirties or forties, and the other group was senior playboys, any one of them weighed at least ninety years old.
Both sides spent a lot of money to get on the list, and the little brat was no match for the old hand. The rich man who called himself Lao Ba spent millions and became the top brother on the list. His wealth was so rich that the little brats could not catch up.
Lao Ba is not a quiet person either. Trouble happens wherever he goes. After becoming the top brother on the list, he uses all kinds of harsh words, mocking the little brats for not understanding the happiness of rich people and not being worthy of calling themselves playboys. He also tells them to go home and suckle instead of coming out and embarrassing themselves.
Young people can be poor, but they can't be without energy. The young playboys slammed the table and stood up. The two sides quarreled and shouted that they wanted to sleep with each other's wives. After the process was completed, the two groups picked up benches and swung tables, and the fight was so colorful.
The onlookers shook their heads, lamenting that your circle is so chaotic.
There is no other reason. The two groups of playboys basically have the surname Zhu. According to the remarks they make, it would be strange if the Zhu circle is not in chaos.
After a while, soldiers patrolling the imperial city arrived and arrested both groups of royal relatives.
It's true that although the two playboys are spendthrifts, their IQs are basically online. They know that there are people above them in Juxian Yage, so they don't dare to use real kung fu in a fight. They are just noobs fighting each other the whole time.
When they were taken away, they all cooperated obediently and made harsh remarks to each other. Three days later, a decisive battle would take place at the East Suburb Mine. Whoever won would have the qualification to get close to Xun Yi.
Fox Three was sitting by the window on the second floor, looking at the two gangs of losers, and he was so happy that he laughed out loud.
Next to him is Xun Yi, a top star promoted by the Juxian Yage platform, who is beautiful and good at talking.
With her hands being pinched by Fox Three, her pretty face was speechless, and she was wondering what potion would be useful to get rid of the calluses on her hands as soon as possible.
Also, can you use another hand instead of always grabbing one by one
There are three reasons why Fox Three was able to grab the top-tier player's hand.
One, Fox Two is rich.
Second, Fox Two is really rich.
Third, Juxian Yage is Fox Two’s property. As Fox Three is the young master, rounding it off is Fox Three’s property, which is barely half of Fox Four’s, so he can take advantage of whoever he wants.
The other hand was reserved for Fox Four to grab, but unfortunately that person didn't come.
Otherwise, the two brothers would be holding the hands of the top star on the left and right, while watching the losers downstairs fighting for favor, which would be real fun.
As for the top brother...
Don’t you even take a look at the atmosphere in the world of immortal cultivation? It’s already very conscientious of them not to disguise themselves or change their voices to trick you into ranking. And you still want to touch the hand of the top star? Dream on!
This is how cultivating immortality works.
…
In the courtyard, Fox Three sighed and walked towards his own courtyard.
Because of the undercover mission of Xuanyinsi, he has been away for many years and rarely appears in public. The capital is no longer the same capital as it used to be.
Just as he was feeling melancholy, his keen sense of smell became unusually alert. There was a faint lingering fragrance in the air, which was familiar and terrifying.
Oh no, it’s the vixen’s aura.
The old witch is back home!
Fox Three was horrified and turned around, running towards the courtyard wall and leaping over it, as fast as lightning.
Bang!
A giant blue hand rose from the ground, grabbed Fox Three in mid-air, and pinned him to the ground like a chicken.
The water waves were dizzy, and the ground in the courtyard was filled with ripples without any force. Fox Three wailed continuously, with a look of grief as if his mother had died. He struggled helplessly and was dragged underground.
BANG!!
As the world was spinning, Fox Three felt a pain in his butt. He jumped up with a grimace, and when he saw Fox Two admiring the moon in the pavilion, he walked over obediently.
The moonlight is like water, pouring out hazy spiritual mist. The beauty is wearing light silver gauze, her whiteness is holy.
In Fox Three's eyes, this beautiful scenery was just a dung cart without wheels, with a stinky frame.
"Mom, what a coincidence, you are at home too!"
He rubbed his butt and complained: "Why do you hit me if you want to talk nicely?"
"Do I need a reason to hit you?" Fox Two said unhappily.
"I don't like what mother said. You don't need a reason to hit me. It's New Year's Day and you can beat a child anyway. But if I hurt your hand, wouldn't it seem that I am unfilial, just like the fourth fox from Ningzhou who didn't even go home during the New Year?" Seeing that the second fox had a bad tone, the third fox quickly used the method of diverting attention.
Unfortunately, this trick doesn't work today.
"Stop talking nonsense here. Lu Bei is much better than you. He is sensible and filial, and brings a lot of honor to his mother." Fox Er became even angrier. They are both sons, so why is there such a big difference between them
"What? He is the only filial son. Mother, you don't know that the second brother and I have discussed the division of your inheritance countless times after you die." Fox Three said.
"You two are really good sons to your mother!"
Fox Two smiled coldly, and a large blue hand appeared, pressing Fox Three to the ground and rubbing him: "Even so, he is still a hundred times better than you."
"Mother, what kind of drug did that brat feed you? Tell me and I'll buy it too."
Seeing the door of the woodshed open vaguely, Fox Three was terrified. He broke free from the big blue hand pressing on his body, nodded and bowed, and moved forward, pinching Fox Two's shoulders and pounding his back, hoping to awaken Fox Two's maternal love.
However, it was of no use. Fox Two's maternal love was now all on Lu Bei, and she was annoyed if she even looked at Fox Three for even a second.
The door of the woodshed opened a third more, and Hu San looked at it in shock: "Mother, what did that brat do? Speak up!"
"It's not a big deal. His Majesty came to me today to complain that Lu Bei slept with the eldest princess Chang Ming, and they have been practicing together for some time."
Fox Two sighed and said, "The evidence is irrefutable. I have no choice but to accept it."
“Hiss, hiss, hiss—”
Fox Three took a deep breath and said angrily, "Your Majesty, are you still being reasonable? My brother is about twenty years old, still an ignorant boy, and his face is so tender that you can pinch water out of it. Based on my many years of experience in the martial arts world, it is obvious that the eldest princess knew that she couldn't get married, and she saw that my brother's outstanding talent was a way out, so she shamelessly seduced him!"
"Speak politely. Changming will be your sister-in-law from now on."
No way, I already have a younger brother and sister. Xiao Xuan is cruel and ruthless, but she can still be a snake.
Fox Three grumbled in his heart, thinking that there was more fun to watch, and said happily: "So, mother, you nodded your approval, and the marriage is settled?"
"No, His Majesty believes that Changming is too high to marry, and he insists that they are not a good match, and he insists on rejecting this marriage."
"Your Majesty does have some self-awareness."
Fox Three nodded and frowned: "What about the eldest princess? What if someone dies? Will the royal dignity be lost?"
"Then it's none of my business."
Fox Two was also waiting to see the fun, hoping that Lu Bei would hurry up and kill someone.
"That's right. He doesn't need to get married and has a beautiful woman to embrace him. She is your Majesty's biological sister. She is so noble. Who knows how happy my second brother will be..."
At this point, Fox Three curled his lips in dissatisfaction: "Mother, what is the realm of Princess Changming's cultivation? Tell me the truth, is it that the brat took the initiative to come to your house to be a gigolo, or did the princess go crazy and go blind while practicing martial arts?"
"In the realm of refining emptiness, the Four Elephants White Tiger Relics were found in the secret realm of the Four Gods Lake. The future is limitless."
"Ababa..."
Fox Three's face turned pale, his pupils instantly lost their luster, and his whole appearance became gray.
Hearing that Lu Bei had turned his life around and got close to the eldest princess who was at the Refining Void Realm, and that he had no worries about food and clothing and lived a happy life from then on, it was even more painful for him than being served by dozens of big men in turn.
In the entire capital, only Zhu Qiyu could rival him in terms of the depth of his grief.
"Mother, is there something wrong? My second brother is born with this condition. Even if the eldest princess is blind, she shouldn't..."
Fox Three was determined not to believe it and decided to struggle again: "To be honest, I am just a passerby. The princess is a little hungry and has no choice but to eat."
"Haha, Xiantian, which eye of yours saw him as Xiantian?" Fox Two sneered.
"I said goodbye to him just before the New Year. I saw it with my own eyes. How could it be false?"
Hu San was certain that Lu Bei had grown from foundation building to Dan holding, and then to Xiantian, all the way right under his nose, and he was present at the scene the entire time, so there was absolutely no possibility of mistakes.
"Your eyes are useless, so throw them away as soon as possible." Fox Two didn't waste any words. He pointed a finger at Fox Three's brow and transmitted all the images in the jade slip to him.
(°﹃°)
After half a cup of tea, Fox Three was stunned.
After a stick of incense passed, Fox Three didn't move.
Half an hour...
Bang!
Less than half an hour later, the impatient Fox Two slapped Fox Three, forcing him to face reality.
With one slap, it was like turning on a switch, and Fox Three burst into tears on the spot.
“I don’t believe it!!”
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"There must be some misunderstanding. My second brother was never like this before!"
Fox Three howled loudly, threw himself into Fox Two's arms, and cried like a tearful man.
When he was a child, Fox Three asked Fox Two why others had fathers but he didn't. Fox Two patted his head and said that the dead ghost had gone to a far place and would be back after a while.
Fox Three nodded and waited for his father to appear. When he grew up and became sensible, he understood the deep meaning of these words. This dead ghost was not that dead ghost, but a real dead ghost, so he cried all night.
This time, I cried even harder than that night.
It turns out that Lu Bei's ability to make a living is not due to his gigolo status, but his hard work.
In the blink of an eye, he disappeared and turned into a spirit, leaving him far behind. Not only that, he could also tear Lianxu apart with his bare hands at the level of turning into a spirit.
The cruel reality made Fox Three heartbroken. Seeing his brother become successful was more painful than killing him.
No, it's more painful than being cut into pieces!
Seeing Fox Three's true feelings, Fox Two knew that he was deeply hurt and was quite relieved. He decided to hit him again and patted his head: "Stop howling, pack up quickly and leave tonight."
"Where are you going? The Imperial City Secret Realm?"
Fox Three raised his head and said with red eyes: "Don't worry, mother. From now on, I will practice hard and swear to suppress my second brother."
"What are you daydreaming about before dawn, kid? Pack up and go to Ningzhou to bring these two books to my precious godson. Run quickly and don't delay his practice."
"… "
"Also, you have to practice hard, otherwise you can't keep up with your realm. Not to mention being Lu Bei's right-hand man, even his mount would think you're male."
Upon hearing this, Fox Three cried even louder.