"Come, let the master feel your bones to see how your cultivation aptitude is."
Holding Hu Bo who had fallen into his arms, Lu Bei first stroked her little chin, then touched her hands and legs, and finally stopped at her back over her waist.
"Don't be afraid, keep your back straight. This is how the old master touched me when he introduced me to the sect."
"Hmm~"
Hu Bo's face flushed red, and he puffed out his not-so-small chest, feeling very embarrassed. He felt that his master's hands seemed to have magical powers, leaving a warm current wherever they passed.
Although it was annoying, she didn't hate it.
"Not bad, not bad, it's a good hanger to show off clothes."
"Master?"
"Slip of the tongue, the headmaster praised you for having a good physique for cultivation."
At the door, She Xuan leaned against the door frame with her arms folded over her shoulders and snorted to express her disdain.
As expected, the friend who had a demon pet mentioned by Lu Bei was himself.
She Xuan did not take Lu Bei's behavior, which seemed to be touching bones but was actually clumsy, seriously. She thought that he was just touching bones seriously, and it was because of his lack of experience that he gave people the illusion that he was deliberately taking advantage of him.
This was not She Xuan's intention to excuse Lu Bei, but a conclusion drawn from facts and reasoning based on experience.
In her opinion, although Lu Bei was full of shortcomings, despicable, shameless, hypocritical and cunning... he could talk about his bad deeds all day long, but the fact that he was not interested in women was indeed one of his few advantages.
This is personal experience, not hearsay, and I have had several candid conversations with him and nothing happened. This alone is enough proof.
"Yes, you have good aptitude. When I find a technique suitable for you to practice, I will take you to fly with me."
Lu Bei rubbed the hand on Hu Bo's head and looked around: "Where are those little guys? Where are they going again?"
"In the underground palace in the backyard, my sisters roll around in the mud figures every day."
"You don't have this problem... do you?"
"without."
Hu Bo shook his head, looked at She Xuan with curiosity, and tugged at Lu Bei's sleeve: "Master, who is this sister?"
"Don't talk nonsense. It's disrespectful. Aunt Snake is already past your sister's age. It was okay to call her that thirty years ago." Lu Bei scolded.
"She Xuan, your master's friend, let's talk about our own affairs. Just call me Sister She."
She Xuan said to Hu Bo with a smile, and then looked at Lu Bei with a cold face: "People in cultivation don't judge by age. If you call me Aunt Snake again, I will turn against you."
"Okay, Aunt Snake."
"… "
"No problem, Aunt Snake."
"… "
She Xuan broke her promise and did not get angry, but rolled her eyes to express her dissatisfaction.
When cultivating immortals, age is not important; only the realm of cultivation is considered. Old age does not mean high seniority.
Take the Zhu family of Wu Zhou and the Huangji clan as examples. Everyone in the big family is related to each other. At work, you are the uncle and I am the nephew. When we go home, you are the son and I am the father.
Similar situations abound. If the relationship is really complicated and cannot be sorted out, then each person can discuss it separately.
It is common knowledge in the cultivation world that She Xuan believes Lu Bei must know. He always mentions Snake Aunt, old woman, and seniority just to irritate her. If she is really angry, she will be fooled.
"Let's go and show the master what the new home has become."
"good."
Hulu narrowed his eyes and nodded, then lifted up his wide Taoist robe and led the way.
Seeing the vixen jumping around as she walked, Lu Bei felt ashamed. He knew that he couldn't let the child suffer, and he had to buy her some suitable clothes as soon as possible.
As a man, he is inevitably faced with some inconveniences, but fortunately, the problem is not serious. She Xuan will have to stay in Yuhuamen for a while, so it would be best to ask her for help.
Thinking of this, Lu Bei frowned slightly: "Xiaobo, how long have you been transformed?"
"Not long..."
Hubo frowned, not really understanding it, and explained the situation of his transformation.
Two nights ago, she was probably sick, lying in bed unable to sleep, so she got up and quietly looked out the window...
The moon is so round.
After coming to his senses, he shed his demon body and transformed into a human form.
It was natural, silky, and not painful at all, but it suddenly changed its appearance, which scared the other four little foxes.
After she transformed into a human, her head was buzzing and she felt ashamed for not having any clothes to cover her body. She took out a Taoist robe from Lu Bei's room and put it on.
"Just about the last two nights?"
Lu Bei was heartbroken. It was only two nights away. If he had walked a little faster, he could have caught up with his fox spirit's transformation.
Careless!
I don't mean anything else. Transformation is a big deal in a monster's life. If you are not careful, you will regret it for the rest of your life. With him by your side, he can provide some guidance when you are pinching your face.
The more he thought about it, the more he regretted it. Lu Bei glared at She Xuan. It was all her fault. If she hadn't been so weak along the way, she would have definitely been able to catch up with the scene of Hu Bo's transformation.
She Xuan: “…”
What's wrong with this person
…
Hu Bo led the way, and Lu Bei started to stroll around Yuhua Gate. Beyond the front yard were shops, divided into two passages on the left and right.
The left passage leads to the backyard, where several rooms are reserved for the headmaster and inner disciples, and the houses a little further away are used as guest rooms. The right passage passes by the alchemy room, the instrument room, the entrance to the underground palace, etc., and an outer area occupies the largest area.
At the end of the road is a deep pool behind the mountain.
Emei Sect has put a lot of thought into this.
The blueprint that Lu Bei pointed out only required the addition of a few shelters to serve as an air force training base. However, Ding Lei insisted on having his disciples erect two five-meter-high stone pillars with dragon patterns carved on them, symbolizing the "carp turning into a dragon."
In order to complete the artistic conception and to show that he was not exaggerating, Ding Lei also asked the disciples of Emei Sect to carry hundreds of carp up the mountain and release them into the deep pool.
Fish is free.
Free, given away.
Sect Leader Ding had no other intentions, he just hoped that Lu Bei would have a sudden realization. It was really boring to eat goose all day long. As an experienced person, he knew that fish was the top dish on the table.
Lu Bei was deeply impressed by Ding Lei's kindness. Without thinking, he went straight to Emei Sect, paid the balance, and took the five geese away.
We had a whole goose feast today.
Before leaving, he left Ding Lei some purchasing funds. The alchemy room and the equipment room were in full view, and he asked the Emei disciples to buy some hardware.
In addition, there were also fishing rods, cabinets and other furniture, all of which were packed up and given to the Emei Sect.
There is a stone table in the backyard, under the old tree.
The four little foxes were still rolling in the mud. Hulu felt that he had no common language with his sisters after his transformation, and he ate the vegetables in the bowl in a depressed mood.
Seeing this, Lu Bei picked up a goose leg and put it in her bowl: "When you are growing, you should eat more meat. Eating only vegetables is not enough."
"What if I gain weight?"
"The master likes it even if it's fat."
Lu Bei smiled and pushed the vegetable plate in front of She Xuan: "To protect your eyesight and prevent high blood pressure, eat more vegetables. It's good for you at your age."
She Xuan gradually got used to Lu Bei's sarcasm, and since she herself had a rather light diet, she rolled her eyes at him and said nothing.
Lu Bei finished eating first, put down his bowl and chopsticks and looked at the two beauties on his left and right.
Strictly speaking, Hu Bi's figure and appearance strictly conform to the standard template of a fox spirit, with glamorous makeup and a charming figure, which can easily arouse people's fantasies and make it difficult for them to sleep at night.
It's a pity that her temperament and appearance don't match each other.
Because there is no elder to guide her, she does not know how to use her own advantages, her behavior is natural and innocent, and she lacks the awareness of being a vixen. To put it in a good way, she is naive, to put it in a bad way, this vixen is dull and does not seem to be very smart.
"Huo Bo, give the master a smile."
"whee."
Sure enough, his smile became even dumber.
Lu Bei's brows were furrowed. According to his expectation, Hu Bo's appearance after transformation should be in line with his personality. His baby-faced giant figure and appearance, paired with the cool and beautiful She Xuan, the combination of the fox spirit and the snake spirit is enough to kill all kinds of players in seconds. However, this guy didn't play by the rules and disrupted his entire plan as soon as he transformed.
Cute and adorable queen + vicious queen, is there any chance of success
Is there something missing
It's missing, but there's still something to do.
Lu Bei raised his hand and slammed the table, deciding to do it.
We will go to the tailor shop tomorrow to get a batch of clothes made. When we come back, we will change our clothes and he will personally review and approve them.