This Is Exactly How Cultivation Works

Chapter 71: The fork is all open to the armpit

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The internal test is approaching, and Lu Bei doesn't have much time left.

As soon as Hu San left Yuhua Gate, he followed him down Sanqing Peak. He first took She Xuan's handwritten letter and went to the pawnshop in Langyu County.

He checked the accounts, collected the money, and before leaving he skillfully went to the boudoir on the second floor, moved the dressing cabinet, opened the closet, and picked out a few pieces of women's clothing.

He didn't have any special hobbies. He was entrusted by She Huan and out of pity for her, he just did one good deed every day.

[You have been poisoned. After deducting the defense and poison immunity, your health remains unchanged.]

"Good boy, wait for me here!"

Lu Bei spoke out in hatred, despising She Xuan for only being able to secretly poison honest people, using despicable and unpresentable means, and then put the colorful panties in his hand into the Qiankun Ring.

"I really don't want to say anything to you. You're already old, but you're still dressing like a little girl. You're so shameless! I feel embarrassed just looking at you!"

After cleaning She Xuan's bedroom, Lu Bei confirmed that nothing was left behind, then left the pawnshop and told the old shopkeeper that Aunt Snake would be going into the mountains to practice recently, so he would be in charge of all matters in the pawnshop and would come to check from time to time.

The old shopkeeper didn't understand at first, but after a moment he suddenly realized that the boss had found his ideal husband and would move out from now on.

Lu Bei left the pawnshop and turned to the tailor shop next door. He had made a note of this shop the last time he came to Langyu County. Just looking at the sign, he knew it was a large shop with many tailors, so the speed of shipping must be not slow.

Upon hearing that Lu Bei wanted to make the clothing first and that he wanted more than one piece, the shopkeeper shook his head, saying that Lu Bei was wrong. The delivery time would not be that fast and it would take at least seven days.

Lu Bei said nothing and took out a stack of banknotes. The shopkeeper shook his head repeatedly, saying that he was extremely wrong. The delivery time was not that slow and it could be done before nightfall.

Both parties had no problem. Lu Bei picked up the tape measure, raised his hand and gestured for a moment, and gave the body measurements of Hu Bo and She Xuan.

After touching the bones, he knew which part of the bone was flat, which was round, and which was made of. As for She Xuan...

It's hard not to be clear.

The sun was setting in the west and the city gates were about to close. Lu Bei hurried as fast as he could and almost was not allowed to spend the night in the county town.

God have mercy on him. He is unfamiliar with the place and has no place to stay in Langyu County. If this is really the case, he can only go back to the pawnshop and sleep in She Xuan's bed.

That’s not right. Lu Bei has touched that quilt and it’s poisonous.

Fortunately, it was dark and he couldn't see clearly, otherwise he would have been stopped and questioned by the soldiers with his impatient look on his face.

This is not targeting pretty boys. There have been some flower thieves in the city recently and any suspects will be stopped and questioned.

Sanqing Peak.

Yuhua Gate, inner courtyard.

Hulu took the new clothes handed to her by Lu Bei with great joy. Even a demon has a love of beauty. Even though she had just transformed, it was her nature.

The result made Huzhu a little dumbfounded. Those pieces of conventional girls' clothes were very beautiful and she liked them very much. Also, because they were given to her by the head of the sect himself, they were of great significance and she couldn't let them go.

But a few other things...

According to Lu Bei, this is the latest popular style, highly praised by the young girls and wives in Ningzhou. When he was in Dashengguan, the streets were full of people wearing this style of clothing.

Hulu was unable to understand and was greatly shocked. She felt that the new style was too revealing. Not to mention wearing it, she blushed and her heart started beating fast just by looking at it. She stammered and was unable to speak.

"Come on, you're a vixen, why are you so innocent!"

Hulu refused to do so, and as soon as Lu Bei raised the pitch by two decibels, she burst into tears. Seeing this, Lu Bei had to persuade her with kind words, saying that he was just teasing her before, and burned several new clothes in front of her.

Lu Bei felt sorry for Hu Bo, the vixen he had brought up, so he let her go. But She Xuan didn't get the same treatment. Even though she refused to obey, she was still blocked by Lu Bei's bed.

"Be smart and either change it yourself, or I'll take the trouble to change it for you." Lu Bei was holding a few pieces of clothing. The candlelight stretched the shadow to the wall, and he looked like a devil with bared fangs and claws.

She Xuan's face turned pale, she raised her hand and tightly grasped her collar, angrily said: "Lu, you once swore that I would work hard for you for ten years. During these ten years, you and I will only be subordinate to each other, and you also guaranteed with your character that you would not... force me to do something I don't want to do!"

"I am who I am today, and I was who I was before. How can we generalize two people who have never met each other and two things without cause and effect?"

Lu Bei curled his lips and handed the new clothes to She Xuan: "Don't be silly, you are an old snake. If you are willing to believe my verbal promise, it means you have prepared for the worst. Besides, I don't intend to hurt you. I said I would introduce you to a livelihood and ensure that you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life. Now it's time for me to fulfill my promise. Be obedient, and I guarantee that you will become a hit."

"Is this the livelihood you introduced to me?"

Looking at the clothes and fabrics in front of her, She Xuan did not get angry but laughed instead. If she was willing to degenerate, she would have clung to someone powerful and solved the problem of the source of her blood blocking her path to cultivation. She was unwilling to do so before, and she would not be willing to do so now.

She Xuan closed her eyes and stiffened her neck. That was it. She would not give in.

"Hey, I have a bad temper!"

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows, picked out a carefully designed dress, and advised: "Look, it's not too revealing. The original slit was open to the armpits, but I know you are shameless, so I changed it to only open to the waist. And here, the backless part was not moved to the front, which really took good care of you."

"Bah, obscene!"

She Xuan turned her head away and said through gritted teeth, "You can dream on. Even if I die or bite my tongue to commit suicide, I will never touch these clothes."

"Humph, this is not up to you!"

Lu Bei snorted coldly and raised his hand to press She Xuan's collar, ready to scare her.

Squeak—

The door opened, and Hu Yu, who had changed into new clothes, walked in on tiptoe. Seeing Lu Bei pushing She Xuan down on the bed, he whimpered and said aggrievedly, "Master, I... have changed. Please don't embarrass Sister She anymore."

"Ah, this..."

Lu Bei took a deep breath and looked at the pitiful Hu Bo. His sense of guilt rose sharply. He threw away the cloth in his hand, walked up quickly, took out a coat and put it on Hu Bo.

"Silly child, the leader and Aunt Snake are just joking. She has some strange habits. You are still young, wait until you grow up... well, it's better not to know even when you grow up." While comforting Hu Bo, Lu Bei winked at She Xuan, asking her to take the blame quickly.

Seeing this, She Xuan became even angrier. Not wanting to let Hu Bo suffer any injustice, she picked up the new clothes on the ground and said angrily, "Let Hu Bo go out. I'll change them right away."

The resentment came from two aspects. One was towards Lu Bei, who disappointed her so much by making her wear such obscene clothes in front of others.

The second one was about the golden-scaled snake. She watched Lu Bei bully her but remained unmoved. It was obviously not like this before.

"Master!!"

"Mr. Lu, I will repay you a hundredfold for today's disgrace!"

Hu Bo cried in sorrow, She Xuan looked death-ready, Lu Bei…

He overestimated the women's acceptance of new things, and also overestimated his own cruelty. He retreated in defeat and never mentioned the matter of new clothes again.

Back in the house, Lu Bei ground ink, moistened his brush, and worked hard by lamplight to write the copy.

The original plan was to rely on a group of cute and sexy demon girls to attract players into the game. The current plan is to rely on the handsome face and mysterious cultivation of the leader of the Yuhua Sect to attract novice players.

It's just selling meat, but he acts like he can't do it!

"As expected, you still have to rely on yourself. I hope that during this internal test, I can assign a few high-quality players nearby. Otherwise, I can only wait until the public beta..."

Lu Bei put down the brush, his eyes gleaming, and decided to let some blood reluctantly.