Pavilion.
Fox Three knelt on the ground obediently, looking like a prodigal son who has returned to the right path. When he saw Lu Bei appear, he was immediately overjoyed: "My dear brother, you are here!"
As he said this, he winked and asked his brother to help him.
Given the eldest brother's personality, Lu Bei knew without asking that he couldn't control his sharp tongue and said something that sounded like he was being filial but had a hidden dagger in his heart, which annoyed Hu Er and he was now being scolded.
Two or three things about the Fox family [subtitle translation]
Fox Three: Second brother, save me!
Fox Four: It’s not a big deal. I’ll kill you.
"Mother, what did my elder brother do wrong again? Tell me and I will bury him right away."
Lu Bei looked at Fox Three coldly, ashamed to be associated with him. He walked behind Fox Two in a filial manner, patted his shoulders and back, "This kid is still wicked, thinking about what will happen to you, my mother, after a hundred years. It's so funny. I told him a long time ago that as long as I am here, he won't get a penny."
"Well, you are all good sons to your mother."
Fox Two held the teacup and snorted unhappily, "Liwei, do you want to eat?"
"Not yet, mother, do you have anything to eat?"
"apple."
"… "
Lu Bei couldn't figure out why the vixens had such a special liking for apples. Since it was not important, he did not continue the topic.
He had no topic to talk about, but Hu Er still had one. He raised his hand and made a beckoning gesture to Lu Bei: "Where's the gift for mother?"
"Gift! What gift?"
Lu Bei was confused and wondered if Hu Er knew that Taifu and Zhu Xiushi had received the Qiankun Ring.
As expected of Wu Zhou's intelligence chief, he was an old fox who single-handedly exposed the Xuan Yin Si and was extremely well-informed.
"Last time you promised your mother that I would also have a share of the gifts, but it has been delayed for a month." Fox Two reminded.
Lu Bei: “…”
Now I remember that the gift Fox Two was talking about was a handicraft from the fairyland.
It was obvious that Fox Er didn't know what the gift looked like, otherwise she wouldn't have kept asking for it and still be obsessed with it even after a month.
Of course, it is not ruled out that she knew about it and took the opportunity to make fun of her godson.
"Why, Zhu can have it, but I can't?"
"It should be impossible..."
Lu Bei was vague, refusing to let his filial piety deteriorate. He diverted attention and directed his firepower to Hu San: "Mother, you haven't told me yet, what kind of unscrupulous thing did my elder brother do to provoke your wrath."
"Humph, you are such a good-for-nothing!"
As expected, the method of diverting attention worked every time. Fox Two put down the teacup, and a group of giant blue claws emerged from under his feet, rubbing Fox Three, who had reached the maximum level of Whispering, on the ground.
"Well done! It really makes people happy!"
Lu Bei clapped his hands in applause. If the 'Phantom' skill had not been deleted from Blood Nest's temporary storage bar, he would have tried it as well.
Soon, Lu Bei found out why Hu San was scolded.
You can't prop up a wall with mud!
This fellow is lazy in his practice and has none of the ambition to live in the world of immortals. He is content with the status quo and is complacent. He wears dog skin all day long, and uses the names of Purple Guard of Xuanyin Division and Big Brother of the Leader of Tianjian Sect to bully people in Yuezhou, and does everything he can to get money into his pocket.
If that were all, Fox Two wouldn't be so angry. Who doesn't like to make money? Fox Three's behavior was somewhat in line with her.
The key point is that people will die if they are compared with others, and goods will be thrown away if they are compared with others. Comparing the two dogs, Fox Three and Fox Four, Fox Three is a particularly dog-like dog.
Last year, the two brothers had similar levels of cultivation, but Fox Three started early and was one major realm higher than Lu Bei.
At that time, Lu Bei broke through to the Spirit Transformation Stage, while Fox Three was given special treatment by Fox Two and barely broke through to the Spirit Transformation Stage.
Now, Lu Bei has successfully transcended the tribulation, and can fight against Mahayana cultivators with all his strength without losing. Fox Three is still in the Spirit Transformation Stage, and his calm demeanor, like an old dog, makes Fox Two more angry.
Fox Two also knew that his godson's talent and comprehension were rare in the world, and that he was a genius in cultivation that only appears once in a thousand years. If he insisted on comparing him with his own son, he would only bring disgrace upon himself.
So, she no longer compares Fox Three and Fox Four.
But unfortunately, recently, Zang Qianshan has been queuing up to pass the tribulation, first Mu Lichen, then Bai Jin and Zhan Hongqu.
There is no one to compare to Mu Lichen. After practicing for hundreds of years, it is understandable that he is facing his own heavenly tribulation. What makes Hu Er heartbroken are Bai Jin and Zhan Hongqu.
What did she say? If Fox Three didn't practice well, Lu Bei would think he was a male even if he was her mount.
And now, it has come true.
"Mother, there is no comparison. It's rare for me to say something fair. The two senior sisters took advantage of my dual cultivation. Don't look at me as someone who is righteous and inviolable. In fact, I have a bit of the furnace physique." Lu Bei glanced at the miserable Fox Three, thinking that it was almost time, and decided to give him a hand.
Fox Er's eyes lit up, and he smiled happily, "Good boy, good things should be kept within the family. How about you bear some grievances and squeeze out some time to practice dual cultivation with your elder brother?"
Lu Bei: ╭(°⊿°)╮
Fox Three: 〣(°Δ°)〣
Lu Bei was stunned, Fox Three was trembling, and the two brothers were shocked by Fox Two's wild ideas. Then they saw that her eyes were full of expectations and she was eager to try it out, and they all cursed her as an old witch in their hearts.
The stinky fox was still determined to lock the two brothers in a room.
"Good boy, I forgot to tell you that your eldest brother was originally the eldest sister. She was too beautiful, and I was worried that she would meet with an accident while traveling outside, so I changed her into what she is now. If you don't believe me, I will change her back." Fox Er said happily, raised his hand and pointed, and was about to castrate her on the spot.
"Stinky boy, change into..."
"No way!" x2
Fox Three used the Earth Escape Technique to sink into the ground, but before he could succeed, he was captured by a giant blue claw and pinned down.
Lu Bei hurriedly tried to stop him, he was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat, and after some kind words of persuasion, he finally managed to stop the lawless Fox Two.
“It’s boring.”
Fox Er curled her lips. Her biological son was too useless and her godson was disobedient. Her life as a fox was simply boring.
"Mom, let me show you something interesting."
Lu Bei took out a Qiankun Ring and handed it to Fox Two under Fox Three's curious gaze. Fox Two didn't care much at first, but when he saw it, he was overjoyed and turned around to give Lu Bei a hug full of motherly love.
Not holding.
Lu Bei pulled back and dodged several times as if teleporting. Linghu Er had no way to vent his overflowing maternal love.
Fox Er was sharp-eyed and looked at Lu Bei, whose aura had changed drastically, in surprise: "My son, what kind of opportunity have you got? Your cultivation has reached the highest level and you have realized the great magical power of the unity of man and nature."
"It's nothing, not worth mentioning."
Lu Bei waved his hand modestly: "My eldest brother can do it too. Give him 10,000 years and he will be able to achieve unity between man and nature."
"Haha, why would he need ten thousand years? He will return to heaven and earth in a hundred years." Fox Er sneered. Because he was his biological son, he cut him quickly and cruelly.
"Mother is right. With big brother's aptitude, a hundred years is enough." Lu Bei agreed with her and added another blow.
Fox Three: “…”
Looking at this mother and daughter, I feel a little redundant.
"My child has gained a lot from this trip..."
Lu Bei glanced at Fox Three, revealed a meaningful smile, clenched his fist and coughed twice: "Mother, do you know King Zhao Qinyan Jiang Suxin?"
Originally, Lu Bei didn't intend to pretend to be so arrogant, but Fox San was there. Cultivation requires one to have a clear mind. Since his elder brother didn't understand, he did.
"Yan Wang Jiang Suxin..."
Fox Er frowned and thought for a moment, then said, "I don't know much about the area south of the Kunlun Mountains, and I know even less about Jiang Suxin. If my child offends him, it's best not to show up in public for the next ten years. This man is very skilled, and even if I personally take action, I won't get much advantage from him."
"Like the battle between mother and Qilijing?"
"… "
Hu Er rolled her eyes, suspecting that she had taken the wrong child away and that Lu Bei was her biological child.
What? Fox Three also has a bad mouth that can kill people without any compensation!
That’s no problem. Back then, the umbilical cord was left behind and the real son was lost.
At this time, Fox Three, who was lying on the ground and whispering, spoke up, shaking his head and looking very understanding: "Mother doesn't understand Fox Four at all. With my second brother's aptitude, it won't take him ten years. After three years, Jiang Suxin will be avoiding him and leaving."
"Brother, this is absurd!"
Seeing Fox Three taking the initiative to talk, Lu Bei immediately straightened his chest and said, "I am ashamed to say that when I went to Zhaoqin, I happened to meet a ruthless character who called himself King Yan Jiang Suxin. He was surrounded by a dozen Mahayana lackeys, all of whom had great magical powers to change fate. Because he was too arrogant, I was so angry that I accidentally sent him away."
"…" x2
Fox Er blinked and patted Lu Bei on the shoulder. He said, "You can brag, but don't be too exaggerated. Just like her, just try to get a draw. This way, you will have room to maneuver when others ask about it."
Fox Three chuckled, then frowned and thought. He broke free of the blue giant claws that were pressing on him, circled around Lu Bei three times, and then laughed wildly: "Hahaha, what did I say? My second brother is invincible in the world. A dozen Mahayana cultivators are nothing but chickens and dogs in front of him. What King Yan, what Jiang Suxin, is clearly a traitor."
Having said this, he left with a big laugh.
Lu Bei was confused: "Brother, where are you going?"
"Make money!"
Without even turning his head, Fox Three argued, "Mom, you don't need to say anything. My second brother is invincible in Zhao Qin. What's wrong with me, as the elder brother, making some money in Wu Zhou? Being bullied by me is a blessing that Wu Zhou has cultivated for 800 years."
"It doesn't matter if this immortal doesn't cultivate, no one dares to bully me anyway!"
That’s not right. This is different from what we agreed!
Lu Bei was dumbfounded. Where was the howling and sobbing
I thought I couldn't make Fox Three cry, but I could make him cry, and I even prepared the jade slip, but...
That’s it
On the other side, Fox Two looked suspicious and circled around Lu Bei three times, still shaking his head.
impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Unlike Fox San, she, who was born in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons, knows very well how powerful the Mahayana cultivators are. She also knows that Jiang Suxin is able to suppress many Mahayana cultivators and is in a class of her own. Her strength is also strong enough to earn her a place in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons.
Therefore, Lu Bei must be bragging.
Lu Bei was too lazy to explain further. After a while, information about Zhao Qin reached Wu Zhou, and Hu Er knew that what he said was true.
"I was so busy scolding my elder brother that I almost forgot about the important matter. Mother, please save me!"
Lu Bei's face turned grim, and he talked about the ridiculous matter of four wings undergoing tribulation at the same time. He cursed the tutor for not saving him, and asked Hu Er to come up with a foolproof plan for him to have four feet on four boats.
"There is such a good thing?!"
Hu Er was overjoyed, and as excited as Zhu Xiushi. Seeing her holding the jade slip in her hand, he was already impatient and could not wait for three days.
Oh my god, what’s the use of you!
Lu Bei rolled his eyes, thinking that he had met an unlucky person. With a mother like this who likes to watch the fun and never mind making trouble, it was only a matter of time before he got into trouble.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't leave. I didn't say I won't help you. I mean, Master, you have no filial piety at all. You should just go to bed early."
Fox Er tried to stop him, and rubbed his hands in front of Lu Bei, "But, give me your gift first. Without it, it will be hard for me to come up with a perfect plan."
Lu Bei: “…”
I really can’t give this!
Fox Two cried out in disappointment. The person on his left was old and ugly, and the child on his right was grown up and no longer under the control of his mother. He covered his face with his sleeves and sobbed.
The acting is so exaggerated that I don't even bother to shed a tear.
Lu Bei sighed, and his body shrank to about 1.2 meters. He stood in front of Hu Er, dragging his wide robe.
There is no other choice but to sell my beauty.
The little boy has bright eyes, white teeth, and big eyes with distinct black and white that are full of spirit and indescribably cute.
It was a fatal strike, and Fox Two was overwhelmed with maternal love. She rubbed her hands and swallowed her saliva.
She hugged little Lu Bei in her arms at lightning speed, put her face close to his, lowered her head to breathe, and rubbed him for a while.
Lu Bei: …
The style of this ground-based nine-tailed fox is wrong, it is definitely useless!
Fox Er looked intoxicated. As he was inhaling, he felt a sharp pain in his chest. He held Lu Bei's little head while unbuttoning his clothes.
"Be good, come back to the house with me. You are so hungry and skinny."
Bang!
Lu Bei raised his hand and slapped Hu Er on the face, pushing him away, and said speechlessly: "Mom, don't be silly. Don't you think about how old you are? Just the fat on your body, I'm afraid it will dirty my eyes."
Fox Two was furious and wanted to show off his round and plump breasts on the spot.
Lu Bei disappeared in a golden light. This fox was not useless, but had gone mad. It would be better to rely on himself than to count on her for advice.