"Why? It's just a picture of the Demon King. Is that difficult?"
Lu Bei raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't feel embarrassed. We are all brothers. If you feel embarrassed, I will feel embarrassed too."
As he spoke, he weighed the jade slip again.
Some monsters are still alive, but they are dead on the social level and have become a topic of conversation after dinner.
What’s even more terrifying is that both society and the body die, and after death they will be infamous for thousands of years.
What’s even more terrifying is that his son also followed him.
Zhuque is a decent demon king who carries the hope of the peacock clan. He has great ambitions and aims to become the demon king. He does not want to die in vain, and even more does not want to become a laughing stock after his death.
So, under Lu Bei's speechless gaze, Suzaku readily handed over the Demon King Map.
It’s so easy, are you kidding me
Lu Bei didn't believe it, so he took out the Demon King Picture, carefully peeled off a corner, and asked Qinglong next to him to inspect it.
“Just take a look, don’t touch it. If you alarm the Demon King, you alone as a human cannot afford it.” Lu Bei did not give Qinglong the chance to touch the Demon King Map, allowing you to inspect it from a distance.
Qinglong was speechless, with a purple light lighting up between his brows. If nothing unexpected happened, the Demon King Picture was genuine and authentic.
Portraits can be faked, but the Demon King’s will cannot be faked. No one in the world has this ability.
The question is, if it is so easy, could Suzaku be cheating
Qinglong was skeptical and cast a questioning look at Zhuque: "The Demon King Map is of vital importance, how could you do this..."
Halfway through her words, Qinglong realized that it was none of her business. Whether the Demon King Map was real or fake, or whether there was another conspiracy, in the end, Lu Bei would be the one who would suffer. She just had to wait and see the show.
Lu Bei put away the Demon King Map and swallowed it into his personal space. This item was not a magic weapon and anyone could use it, but the Demon King's will could not be controlled by anyone and anyone would bear the consequences of using it.
Lu Bei was a little skeptical about how easy it was to get the Demon King Map. It felt too fake, so he asked Qinglong about his doubts and suspected that Zhuque had other plans.
"I was controlled by you two and had to exchange the Demon King Map for a way to live. I had no choice but to do so. If Xuanwu doesn't believe me, just return the Demon King Map to me." Suzaku sneered, mocking the two for being cowardly.
Lu Bei was not going to tolerate this and slapped Jing Mu'an on the body, causing him to squeak and scream in coma.
Zhuque was furious and rushed forward, but was hooked by Tu Yuan's foot and fell to the ground.
"Hehehehe—" x3
Lu Bei, Tu Yuan, and... Lu Xi.
There was no Azure Dragon in the atmosphere, and her painting style was incompatible with the demons. As one of the Four Symbols, she couldn't help but feel a little sad when she saw Suzaku suffering humiliation.
At the same time, he became more determined and would rather hang himself than fall into Lu Bei's hands.
From a certain perspective, Suzaku is right, Xuanwu is really not a human.
Zhuque fell to the ground, his fists clenched so hard that they made crackling sounds, and he wished he could die together with Xuanwu immediately. Then he heard a clanging sound, and a jade slip appeared in front of him.
He tightly grasped the jade slip and looked at the close-up shot of the bald butt, and he felt sick all over.
⊕
Just take the photo if you want, why are you getting so close
Zhuque was so angry that his face turned red. He crushed the jade slip with a snap and jumped three feet high on the spot. He glared at Lu Bei and wanted to ask if there were any other jade slips.
"besides."
Lu Beiren is an honest man with rich experience in filming. He has seen this kind of frustrated face where people want to say something but can't, so he decisively admitted that he had a backup.
"Xuanwu, don't go too far. I have already given you the Demon King Map!" Zhuque said with red eyes.
"You are not a human being, so how can you say that you are going too far?"
Lu Bei waved his hands and said in embarrassment, "You gave it too quickly. I haven't finished my request yet, but it's not too late to say it now. I won't blame you for being wronged. Be honest. What treasures did you see in the secret realm, the source of the peacock's bloodline, the magic weapon on your body... Hand them all over."
"Then you might as well kill this king."
"Why, do you think I dare not?"
"… "
After a while, Suzaku stood aside, panting heavily, his eyes were bloodshot and full of murderous intent. He suppressed a roar in his throat and almost fell into madness.
It's called impotent rage.
The good news is that after paying a huge price, he saved the egg and exchanged it for several backup jade slips.
It's obvious to anyone that Lu Bei still has the jade slip in his hand, and this embarrassing thing cannot be forgiven.
Lu Bei laughed strangely, and because of the pain, he coughed for a long time before he recovered. He wiped his tears and said, "I can't take it anymore. I almost laughed myself to death. That's all for today. Suzaku, I still have the important task of refining the outer demon. I'm sorry I can't see you off. Go now."
Would you be so kind
Zhuque didn't believe it. Seeing that Lu Bei really didn't try to stop him, he rode on Jingmu'an and was about to leave.
"By the way, I will go to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters to see you someday when I am free. Remember to prepare gifts, otherwise... hehe, you know what I mean."
"… "
Zhuque gritted his teeth and decided that today's shame must be repaid a hundredfold. If Xuanwu dared to go to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons to find him, he must be prepared to be killed.
No, it would be too easy for Xuanwu to be killed directly, so he went back and prepared 100,000 jade slips.
…
The peacock flew out of the secret realm, spreading colorful light along the way. Because its butt was hairless and lacked a lot of gorgeous tail feathers, at first glance, it seemed as if it was spraying colorful light with its butt.
It was so embarrassing that Zhuque couldn't bear to do it, so he slapped Jingmu'an on the body, gently awakening his sleeping soul.
Jing Mu'an woke up from his coma, feeling dizzy and looking like a half-demon. His mind was in a mess and it took him a while to focus his eyes before he saw that the stranger in front of him was his dog father.
"How is it? Is the injury serious? Is it serious?"
"Well… "
"Speak!" Zhuque wanted to show concern, but his image as a strict father forced him to remain indifferent.
Jing Mu'an hesitated to speak, and after a while he stammered, "Dad, my butt hurts."
"God damn Xuanwu, I will never let this matter go!"
Zhuque was so angry that he was shaking all over. Jingmu'an tilted his head and touched his butt. When he thought of a possibility, his face turned pale.
Oh no, no wonder my uncle had no interest in the gorgeous witch, it turns out she is a vicious and evil person.
Thinking of this, Jing Mu'an widened his eyes and asked hurriedly: "Dad, does your butt hurt?"
"It doesn't hurt."
That's when it hurts.
Jing Mu'an's eyes went dark and he felt the world spinning around him. He was so devastated that tears welled up in his eyes. He said that he would never forget the shame of today.
Seeing Nidan's fighting spirit, Zhuque was relieved. He suppressed his anger and patted Jingmu'an on the shoulder: "Good boy, a momentary humiliation is nothing. For example, your father was a mixed-haired bird demon in the past. I don't know how many humiliations like today I have suffered. You remember, knowing shame and then being brave is the real hero of our demon clan. Your father can achieve what he has today because he is not afraid of failure."
Jing Mu'an was stunned, took two deep breaths, and said in a daze, "Father, it turns out... you are in such a difficult situation."
"Just so you know."
Zhuque patted Nidan's shoulder with a serious tone and said, "Learn from your mistakes and practice hard. Your aptitude and understanding are far superior to your father's. Your future achievements will definitely surpass Xuanwu. It won't be too late to take revenge then."
Jing Mu'an blinked and asked curiously, "Father, how did you take revenge?"
"Treat others as they have treated you. How others treat you, I will repay them a hundred times over."
"… "
Is there a possibility that this revenge should not be taken
After learning about Zhuque's brutal and turbulent life, Jing Mu'an's worldview was greatly shaken. He was speechless for a long time and said, "The future is too far away. Could it be that... Xuanwu will get away with it so easily?"
"Hmph, how can he get away with it? He stole my father's treasure, and there will be people who will come to settle accounts with him!" Zhuque gritted his teeth viciously.
The Demon King Picture is the most precious treasure of the Ten Thousand Demons Country, especially the few three or five self-portraits, which are the sacred artifacts passed down by various races to suppress their luck. Its value is far beyond that of a Mahayana Demon King.
Some years ago, Suzaku stole the Demon King Map from the Nine-tailed Fox clan, and the foxes have never announced it to the outside world since then.
The nine-tailed fox clan are not good people. They can suffer losses, but they will not swallow it. Privately, the foxes have been working hard for the Demon King.
Others did not know, but Suzaku, who was very concerned about the nine-tailed fox clan, knew that if even a little bit of information was leaked, an endless stream of fox spirits would come to cause trouble for Xuanwu.
The best plan now is to confirm Xuanwu’s true identity as soon as possible and reveal it to the Nine-tailed Fox clan.
If you are bolder, you can directly publicize the matter in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, saying that an outsider has secretly kept the Demon King Map. The emperor and eight kings will hear the news and countless monsters will come to find Xuanwu.
Wonderful!
Zhuque raised the corner of his mouth. It is true that the Demon King Map is a treasure, but it is a serious crime if it is obtained in an illegal way.
The current situation in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons is deteriorating, and all races want to have an extra trump card in their hands. Xuanwu has the Demon King Map, and there is only one way to go, which is death.
"Hahaha-"
Zhuque patted Jingmu'an on the shoulder, with a look of satisfaction as if he had gotten his revenge: "Don't be sad, my son. I have Xuanwu to thank for what happened today!"
Well Wood: (`·Θ·′)
Thanks
You old bastard, you're actually enjoying it?!
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The two peacocks took a step forward, and their return to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters will not be discussed for now.
On Lu Bei's side, it took him ten full days to refine the Three Corpses Heart Lord into air, but still no demon soldiers fell.
At the moment of success, the figure of Azure Dragon faded and disappeared, running faster than Suzaku.
Lu Bei just felt insulted, and Qinglong didn't even go out to ask around, saying that he, Lu, didn't like making out with children.
[You killed the Three Corpses Heart Lord and gained 8 billion experience points. After judging the opponent's level, the difference is greater than 20 levels, so you are rewarded with 8 billion experience points]
“Less!”
Every time a defeat or kill was determined, Lu Bei felt that his personal panel made a profit from the price difference of the middlemen, especially this time.
The magical powers of the Three Corpses Heart Lord are extremely powerful, and he is stronger than the Four Wastes and Five Poor Heart Lords in all aspects, especially the demonic form that appeared at the end, which is more powerful than the three extraterritorial demons from outside the realm, the Four Wastes, the Five Poor, and the Wheel of Reincarnation combined.
A mere evaluation of 8 billion is not worthy of the other party's Heavenly Demon Palace's fifth-ranked status in the martial arts world.
Speaking of the demonic form, Lu Bei suddenly remembered something strange. If he remembered correctly, the demonic form of the Three Corpses Heart Venerable seemed to have been tampered with by someone. It didn't look like a demon, nor like a Buddha.
If you insist, he went against the devil and practiced Buddhism, and produced a defective product that was neither fish nor fowl.
The demons from outer space also practice Buddhism
Lu Bei raised his eyebrows. The professional Buddhist practitioner Gu Zongchen was still in a dream and no one could answer his doubts, so he asked Tu Yuan with a fluke mentality.
"Yes, demons can also practice Buddhism."
As expected, I got a bunch of nonsense.
Lu Bei patted his buttocks and said, "Let's go. Now that we're done here, let's go back..."
Halfway through his words, he saw Lu Xi secretly prick up his ears, so he decisively changed his words: "Go back to Yanyue Hehuan Sect, there will be a big war after the big war, and I want to find some beauties to have fun with."