This Is Exactly How Cultivation Works

Chapter 844: If you take things by surprise, you will surely die

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The stars are shining, and the branches of the ancient Bodhi tree are spreading.

The Taifu had met Han Miaojun, one of the good and one of the evil in the Xiongchu Secret Realm, and also the identity of a tomb keeper. He knew that this beautiful female cultivator in the Mahayana stage was the Palace Master of the Qi Yan Liluan Palace. The mountain gate's inherited Star Hiding Technique and the Yunzhong Pavilion's Sky-Repairing Technique were both top-notch divination techniques in the world.

According to the rules, she has to call Han Miaojun "senior".

Suddenly hearing the word "sister", the Taifu was speechless. He didn't know whether to nod in agreement or pretend he didn't hear it.

Under the starry sky, in addition to Han Miaojun, there was another extremely beautiful female cultivator in the Mahayana stage. After being introduced, the Taifu learned of her identity.

In Wenliang State, Yan Xiaoshuang, the Palace Master of Fuyao Palace, is also proficient in divination and should also be addressed as senior.

"elder sister."

"… "

The Taifu didn't answer. His eyes twitched as he looked at the complacent pretty boy, feeling very convinced.

You can't help but admit it, he is really capable.

Especially the shamelessness. To be able to gather three female cultivators in the Mahayana stage together and let them call each other sisters, he must be either extremely thick-skinned or completely shameless.

No matter which one it is, it must have a place in the world of immortal cultivation.

The Grand Tutor saw that the best player of the match was not Lu Bei, but Fox Er. She could even imagine that the stinky fox would be so happy to lift his tail to the sky when he knew that he had three... two daughters-in-law with Mahayana cultivation.

After a sigh, the Grand Tutor stopped his wild thoughts and nodded to Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang, who called each other sisters. Thinking on the bright side, the pretty boy Lu Ding was having affairs with other girls outside in order to strengthen his foundation so that she could have more convenient access to his internal energy.

Lu Ding is ambitious and can move on his own without being whipped. This is a good thing. As the beneficiary, she should encourage him to keep working hard.

That's it!

The Grand Tutor barely convinced himself to calm down and join the duo, using astrology to deduce and explore the mystery of the ancient Bodhi tree.

The talents of the three women may not be the best in the world, but they are all proficient in divination. After joining forces, they each used their magical powers and soon found common topics.

A topic that Lu Bei couldn't get into at all.

First of all, the ancient Bodhi tree is a treasure of Buddhism. According to the theory that the secret realm is a fragment of the fairyland, the existence of the ancient Bodhi tree can be traced back to the ancient sages.

That was a period when the fairyland still existed and the path to ascension was still alive. Every year, there were monks in the world who went through the tribulation period to undergo the test of heavenly tribulation and ascend to seek immortality.

Because of the several faults and changes in the number of days during that period, the three women could not imagine what kind of magical powers the immortals had at that time, what role Buddhism played in the immortal world, and whether conflicts would arise when immortals and Buddhas coexisted in the same world...

As we chatted, the topic began to go off track.

Lu Bei understood this time and slapped them, stopping the employees from slacking off at work in time.

Hurry up, this project can't be delayed, and we must give him a satisfactory reply within five days.

Fox Three is undercover beside Fox Two, gathering intelligence about the old witch. According to the two brothers' analysis, the old witch will run away with the Demon King's map soon.

Three days at the shortest and ten days at the longest, there is not much time left for Lu Bei to enjoy himself.

Come to think of it, his injury hasn't healed yet.

When Taifu heard about Lu Bei's recent schedule, she thought about going to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters with him. She pretended to be indifferent, mocked Fox Er for being ignorant of the danger, and gave Lu Bei a look in private.

Quiet room, private chat.

The quiet room was empty.

Lu Bei knew that Taifu was thin-skinned and couldn't relax when there were many people around, so he used the Five Elements Taoism to open up a hot spring resort in the small world and invited Taifu to talk while soaking in it.

The Grand Tutor guessed that this would be the situation, so he did not refuse and calmly undressed.

After advancing to the Mahayana stage, Yuanshi Shangqi is indispensable. Using Yuanshi Shangqi as a guide can not only accelerate the growth of magic power, but also perfectly stimulate the potential of talents.

As the Master was thinking this, Lu Bei rubbed his hands and took him into his arms.

After whispering in each other's ears, the two of them embraced each other's spirits and practiced the Yin-Yang Fu of Yuanshi Shangqi together.

This time of dual cultivation, Lu Bei was the main one making the effort. The Grand Tutor probably had some resentment. Every time they practiced dual cultivation, he would be particularly ruthless. This time was no exception. He multiplied by ten and then added five, and he would not stop until it was full.

After waking up, Taifu found something extra in her hand. She glared at Lu Bei angrily but did not take her hand back.

The ripples on the water surface dissipated and returned to calm after a while.

Lu Bei felt refreshed. The master waved his hands expressionlessly and exchanged a pool of clear water with his Taoist magic: "Hu Er is preparing to return to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters. There must be many opportunities on this trip. I want to get a share of it."

"You are too greedy. The greatest opportunity is in your hands, and you haven't taken advantage of it yet!"

Lu Bei teased, then suddenly realized, "I see. You and your godmother have been fighting for many years. Although you don't say it, you actually have a mutual respect for each other. You were worried that she would be in danger, so you used the opportunity as a cover to follow her."

The Grand Tutor sneered, saying that Lu Bei was overthinking. It was a rare time for her to be kind, and she went to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters to collect the body of the stinky fox.

Teacher, tsundere has retired from the circle, and straight talk is popular now.

Lu Bei looked down on her. He held the Master's hand and pressed it back to its original position. He narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't be such a stinking fox. Considering the distance between us now, if you don't call her grandma, at least call her mother."

The distance is very close, just need to connect.

Multiplying ten and five did not do anything to Lu Bei. The Grand Tutor could not think of a way to subdue him for a while. He closed his eyes and asked, "When will you and the stinky fox set out?"

"No hurry, just wait a few days."

"… "

The closer it is to the land, the darker it is. The tutor somewhat misunderstood what he meant. His hands froze and he paused before continuing.

Lu Bei raised the corner of his mouth and lifted the tutor's chin. His icy face was stern and inviolable, but the teardrop mole under the corner of his eye made him look slightly drunk, with a different kind of charm. He couldn't help himself and kissed her deeply on her red lips.

When their lips parted, the Grand Tutor's eyes were dazed, but when he saw the teasing in Lu Bei's eyes, his eyes instantly cleared up and he snorted coldly again.

"Yes, that's the taste. I like the unruly look of the Grand Tutor."

On the second day, at the Small World Hot Spring Resort, Lu Bei organized a team building for employees, allowing everyone to relax their mind and body after their busy work so that they could work better afterwards.

Yan Xiaoshuang and Taifu were thin-skinned and refused to obey, but Han Miaojun was different. The evil cultivator claimed to be the employee representative, and after entering the water, she was split in two and took all the benefits.

Multiply by twenty.

A secret place hidden in thousands of mountains.

Lu Bei waved goodbye to Zhao Shiran and agreed to go boating on the lake tomorrow. He walked towards the exit of the secret realm humming a little tune.

He did not go to the Wanshi Palace. The last time he met Zhu Xiushi, he was full of sarcasm, which made Zhu Xiushi lose face. The Grand Master broke through the Mahayana stage, and Hu Er passed the fourth level of the tribulation. The general environment was not friendly to Zhu Xiushi. After thinking it over, he led the resources that seemed to be sponsored to retreat.

Zhu Xiushi has decent aptitude and good comprehension. She is an average cultivator in the Tribulation Crossing Stage. If she does not have a great opportunity in this life, she will never reach the Mahayana Stage even if she dies.

It is no problem for him to cultivate immortality, as he is a genius. However, it is very difficult for him to become an immortal, as he is a mediocre person.

The most unfortunate thing is that she doesn't get the accelerator. It will take her at least three to five years to come out of this retreat to break through the bottleneck of the third level of tribulation.

It took Lu Bei two and a half years to reach the third level of the Tribulation Crossing. Not counting the previous eight hundred years, it took Zhu Xiushi three to five years to reach the third level of the Tribulation Crossing. The difference is like heaven and earth.

Sometimes, seeing how difficult her situation was, Lu Bei couldn't help but want to help her.

However, the dual cultivation thing is unstoppable. Once someone has tasted the sweetness, one of them will not be able to resist. Today their souls will embrace each other, and tomorrow their bodies will be together. We are all friends, and he cannot help with this.

Just wait for the right opportunity in the future to help her.

Ripples like water waves spread across the green grass. Fox poked its head out and nodded towards the grove of trees nearby.

Fox Three understands Fox Four. They are in the Three Palaces of the Secret Realm of Qianshan. Fox Four usually appears in Jingshang Palace and occasionally goes back to Wanshi Palace for a change. Now that Zhu Xiushi is in seclusion, it is no wonder that he comes to the gate of Jingshang Palace to block people.

The two brothers squatted in the bushes, and Fox Three said with a serious face: "We have found out clearly that the old witch will leave at Chou time tomorrow and will leave Cang Qianshan at the first crow of the cock. At that time, she will leave a clone behind to deceive your ears and eyes."

"What's the route?"

"Go north to the twenty-three small countries, cross Xuanlong, go north across the hundred thousand mountains, and finally go west to the Ten Thousand Demons Country."

"It sounds good. It's just the right time to avoid the big battlefield in Jingyue." Lu Bei nodded, took out ten taels of silver and handed it over, then stood up and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute, where are you going, brother?" Fox San hurriedly stopped the man.

"Let's go to the entrance of Cang Qianshan and hang out with the diplomats from Xuanlong and Xiongchu. Brother, you know me well. I have been hanging out outside for many years and rarely manage the sect. I have ignored the two officials for quite some time."

Lu Bei shrugged, facing Hu San's contemptuous yet envious gaze, and said shamelessly: "I don't want to do this either. If it weren't related to the situation of the four countries, the world would be in chaos if I wasn't careful. How could I bear this injustice and let them touch my pure and innocent little hands?"

At the end, Lu Bei sighed to the sky: "Wars are raging everywhere, and people are living in misery under the chaos of war. This is not what I want!"

Fox Three lowered his head and retched a few times.

Lu Bei's eyes widened. "What's wrong, big brother? Who did this? Was it Mu Ziwei? Just tell me loudly. I will persuade the Grand Tutor to take down this evil disciple who betrayed his master and ancestors!"

"It's her. She relied on her high level of cultivation to use force on me." Fox San replied, and he was very proud of his little mouth.

After he finished speaking, he realized: "Brother, please don't interrupt me. You've made me forget my business."

"You have forgotten everything, what can it be considered as a serious matter?"

"I'm afraid not. I love to butt in when people are being bullied outside."

"Male or female?"

"Female."

"It's over now, my husband."

Fox Three had a well-reasoned argument and successfully refuted Lu Bei. He twisted his mouth and said bitterly, "Not only does the old witch want to go to the Land of Ten Thousand Monsters, she also wants to take me with her. She said that with the Monster King Map in hand, she would be invincible. She also told me not to tell you, otherwise she would turn me into a female and betroth me to you that night."

Lu Bei: …

That’s right, it’s Fox Two’s style. This piece of information is very true and Fox Three did not exaggerate.

"And then, what else did the old witch say?"

"She also said that she would take the enemy by surprise and win by surprise. After she has taken her revenge, she will return to Wu Zhou and enjoy her life as a fox." Fox Three complained.

"If you take the enemy by surprise, you will be killed. How can you be so safe? Mother is so confused!"

“Who says it’s not?”

The two brothers commented on Fox Er, one laughed at her for being stupid, the other laughed at her for being unwise.

Lu Bei even revealed the truth. The journey to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters is long and rugged. Coupled with the beauty of the mother and daughter, the road is already full of dangers and even more dangerous. If you are not careful, you will be full of righteousness.

Even if the mother and daughter collected all the correct characters, successfully completed the counterattack, and arrived at the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons, and really reached the Nine-tailed Fox clan’s residence, one Demon King Map would not be a match for two Demon King Maps.

It is conceivable that Fox Two's so-called chance of winning is just wishful thinking. There is no other possibility for the mother and daughter except being captured. At that time, it will not only improve the morale of the enemy, but also increase the enemy population, which is a kind of warmth.

In the early years, the two brothers were rivals and were equally good at foul language. When they first met, Lu Bei was even at a disadvantage.

There is no comparison now.

Lu Bei rushed out of Wu Zhou and went to the advanced map for further study. However, Hu San's strength did not allow him to rush out, so he could not do so. He had a lot of talent but could not redeem it.

He was very self-aware. When he heard Lu Bei mention that he was full of righteousness, his heart immediately turned cold and his face became even more bitter: "Brother, you will help me, right?"

"I can't help you. Big brother, you have your own path. I can help you temporarily, but I can't help you forever."

"Why don't you just split your life into hundreds of moments?"

Fox Three's eyes widened, breaking down the problem to make it simple, and then said solemnly: "Helping me is secondary. The key is the old witch. She is blinded by greed and really thinks she is someone important. You should keep an eye on her and don't let her die outside."

[You received the mission [Escort]]

[Mission description: Your brother asks you to protect your mother and ensure that the people of the Wan Yao Kingdom will not be harmed by bad people. You are a person who cherishes women and will not let your brother down, right?]

[Main Mission: Ensure safety, reward 3 billion experience points]

[Side quest: Not triggered]

[Do you accept?]

[whether]

The long-awaited ding sound made Lu Bei dumbfounded. Fox Three gave him another task.

Looking back at all the tasks he took, Fox Three had the most exclamation marks on his forehead. He thought that with the update of the version, Fox Three could no longer keep up with the times, but he didn't expect that this guy could still issue tasks.

You just asked for 3 billion, are you the second generation Demon King

Lu Bei's eyes lit up, and he held Hu San's shoulder, swallowing his saliva with a gulp, "Don't worry, big brother, I'll take care of it. The old witch won't die, at least not on this trip to the Land of Ten Thousand Monsters."

Fox Three ignored the words "eating foxes" in Lu Bei's eyes. He understood Fox Four, and felt relieved after hearing this promise. He took the initiative to ask, "My dear brother, what is your current cultivation level? Mother said that you have already reached the Mahayana stage. Is that true?"

"No, I'm only at the Fusion Stage. Because of my extraordinary talent, I was able to kill a Mahayana Stage warrior with one punch. That's all. It's nothing special."

Lu Bei waved his hands modestly, as if thinking of something, and said apologetically: "I spoke too quickly and was only concerned with telling the truth. I forgot that big brother is a weak little demon in the Spiritualization stage. He hasn't even reached the Void Refining stage, let alone the Fusion stage and the Tribulation Transformation stage. I apologize. I shouldn't have said in front of you that one punch can reach the Mahayana stage. I didn't think about whether you could understand or not."

The corner of Fox San's mouth twitched. A familiar taste, a familiar feeling of distress. He shouldn't have asked this question.

The two brothers acted separately and agreed to meet at one o'clock in the morning. Lu Bei rushed to the diplomatic residence, shouldering the important mission of peace among the four countries, and was ready to be picked on by the diplomats of the two countries.

When he left, his back figure looked so elegant.

Anyway, in Fox San's eyes, Lu Bei was glowing. Thinking carefully about the scene when the two brothers met, he was thinking about publishing an autobiography in the future.

The title of the book is already decided: [I picked up the invincible one at the beginning, I thought he was here to assist me]

It is midnight, one hour away from Chou.

Fox Two raised the Earth-moving Pearl, avoided the patrolling sword cultivators, and came to the outside of Cangqian Mountain.

She looked at the brightly lit Xiongchu diplomatic residence, and after a moment, she left holding Hu San's collar.

The level of the undercover agent who could be bribed with ten taels of silver can be imagined. Fox Two used her charm and Fox Three confessed everything. She had completed her plan and thought that there should be no accidents on this trip.

In this case, I won’t cause any trouble for Lu Bei.

After two steps, Fox Two stopped with a frown.

In front of us, the moonlight shone through the dark clouds, revealing a figure in white.

Taifu.

"Hey, isn't this the great master of the Mahayana period? Why did my son leave you alone in the empty room?"

Fox Two secretly cursed. If his guess was correct, he would be able to see Lu Bei as soon as he turned his head.

change.

Nothing.

"… "

Ripples appeared on the ground, and Lu Bei poked his head out: "Hey, isn't this mother? What a coincidence, you are also going to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters?"