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"I was miserable. I walked in the wilderness for a long time, and a young lady with a censored skirt fell from the sky. With her figure and appearance, I knew that we were destined to be master and apprentice. But she said that I had to kneel down and pay my respects before becoming a disciple. A man's knees are made of gold, and the same is true in the game. I, a man who stands tall and proud, offered her a fortune without thinking. I never expected that she would take the money but not do the job. She just flew away with a few giggles. It's so infuriating. The quality of the demon cultivators is really too poor."
"This is outrageous."
"Who says it's not? Something that was originally very artistic immediately becomes erotic after adding some color."
"If you ask me, if you are pursuing realism, you should go all the way. Who came up with the bad idea of censoring? It's not only a bad idea, but it also discourages passers-by."
"That's right, I was cultivating my immortality, and suddenly my face was covered with mosaics. I thought I was connected to the local area network, and I accidentally opened the D, E, F, G, and H drives."
"Ten thousand people signed a petition in blood, begging the game company to remove the license!"
"Ten thousand people signed a petition in blood, asking the people above to share resources!"
"Give it up. It's not that easy to become a disciple. I'm very pragmatic. I've become a temporary constable in the county government by relying on my thick skin. I'm striving to become the best constable in the world next year."
"Fuck, I'm so happy. Jiuzhushan, right? Wait, I'll create a new account right now."
"I don't care, I just want to be a magic cultivator. Fairies are all vegetarians. The witch sisters need me. They eat meat every day ％￥＊～"
[This player violated the user agreement and posted vulgar information, and has been banned for 30 days]
“Yeah!”
"… "
Lu Bei secretly smiled. The server had just been opened for a short time and the LSP players were still dreaming of a great future. It wouldn't be long before they would experience the cruelty of reality. Not only would their clothes be blurred when they took off their clothes, but even their penises would be like leather tubes that could only be seen but not used. If they entered the Hehuan Sect, they would be kicked out.
As for the situation of the female character, Lu Bei said that he was just a substitute player who was just completing missions to get by, so how could he understand such profound knowledge
In short, if it can’t be used, it can’t be used.
…
The next day, the alchemy room was bustling with activity.
The players complained that the hunger setting was unnecessary, and after taking a few bites of the nutritious breakfast of the outer disciples of the Yuhua Sect, they devoted their enthusiasm to refining pills and earning experience.
The nutritious meal is pickles and porridge. This is Lu Bei's idea. It is not suitable to eat greasy meat in the morning, and it is better to eat light food.
Human beings are strange creatures. They clearly yearn for freedom, but always seek shackles for themselves. They often shout "lie down", but their bodies are more curled up than anyone else.
There are ten alchemy rooms, with three people squatting in each room. The conditions are very harsh, but the players not only don't mind, they also secretly roll up.
In the beginning, they competed on the delivery rate, then on the quality rate, and finally, they even made a bet with silver to see who could refine the most quality pills within an hour.
With this kind of enlightenment, he actually has the nerve to practice Taoism!
Seeing the outer disciples go astray and become addicted to money like banknotes, Lu Bei was very sad. He knew that as the head of the sect, he had to do something.
For lunch, there are pickles, porridge and steamed buns. This is what Lu Bei meant. We must eat a full meal at noon and there will be plenty of steamed buns.
After lunch, Lu Bei called the outer disciples to the front yard and performed his unique skill of opening eight furnaces at the same time in front of everyone.
Looking at the outer disciples with wolf-like green eyes, he nodded with satisfaction. That's right, this is where the leeks should roll up their sleeves. Quality is useless. His transaction with Zhu's Company is only about quantity, and all the finished products are priced the same.
As for the fact that players can get silver for refining fine elixirs, but can only get copper coins for refining finished elixirs, Lu Bei said that young people should be down-to-earth, and newcomers to the industry should not always think about money, but accumulating experience is the kingly way.
You gain experience today, can level up tomorrow, and leave the Novice Village the day after tomorrow. You can earn money however you want.
Besides, copper coins are also money!
The same goes for Zhu Kui. In the past, I had seen him selling inferior goods as good ones, and I thought he was a profit-seeking businessman. I didn't expect that he would be so loyal when doing business with his own brothers.
How ridiculous! Why give such good medicinal materials? Is this what brothers should do
Are you responsible for leading players astray
It's totally misleading!
Considering that there are always some players who like to be unique, the more they are not allowed to refine high-quality products, the more they want to refine high-quality products.
Lu Bei secretly decided that after this batch of medicinal materials was finished, he would replace them all with inferior ones. The transaction price between him and Zhu Kui would remain unchanged, and he would compensate him with silver notes for the price difference of the medicinal materials.
For dinner, green vegetables and radish soup. This is what Lu Bei meant. We should eat well at night. Vegetables are rich in various trace elements needed by the human body. They can not only prevent cardiovascular diseases, but also improve the body's immunity. There is nothing wrong with eating more green vegetables and radishes.
The players had a fulfilling day. After filling their stomachs, they curled up in the alchemy room, left their tired bodies behind, and logged off mentally to return to the real world.
The players have no objection to the food at Yuhuamen and feel that the arrangement is okay.
There are three reasons. The first is that I never took it to heart and it doesn’t matter what I eat.
The second is to compare their misery. Other players are still exploring in various places. Those who are doing well have joined the Novice Village sect like them. Those who are doing poorly are so hungry that they have to eat free meals and stay in the inn to wash dishes.
Compared with the worst situation, they have no worries about food and clothing, and they have a fixed amount of experience points earned every day. I don’t know how comfortable they are.
The third is that they are beautiful to look at. The ones in charge of the meals for the outer disciples are Hu Hu, Hu Yu, Hu Yan and Hu Yu. The four little girls have identical faces, all with pretty jade-like faces, eyes as bright as stars, and their every frown and smile are full of spirit.
Such beautiful quadruplets work hard to cook for you, running around and sweating, who would have the heart to complain about the food
Lu Bei was shocked when he first saw the four little foxes transformed into humans, because when they appeared in the same frame, only Hului could clearly distinguish which sister was which. He couldn't find the difference even by touching their bones. He had no choice but to quickly go down the mountain to buy new clothes and use color to distinguish them.
Lu Bei particularly likes their small bodies. Compared to the curvy big sister Hu Bo, these four can only be said to be somewhat attractive.
fine.
There are already two curvy ladies at home, so it’s time to add some playful and cute girls to liven up the monotonous style.
As he was startled, a string of question marks crossed Lu Bei's mind. Why, although they were all sisters, the painting styles of Hu Bo and her younger sisters were completely different
In fact, they are not sisters, but a single mother with four children. Has she decided that Lu is her long-term meal ticket
Looking at the slightly crowded stone table, Lu Bei was deeply puzzled. He picked up the goose legs one by one and placed them in the bowls of gold, wood, water, fire and earth. He stood up and walked towards the master's bedroom.
Check today's harvest, the Qiankun bag is full again, and calculate how early I can settle the task, and how many orders I should accept for the next month's Dashengguan...
On the forum, it was shown that Master Lu of the Yuhua Sect suppressed six female demons by himself, with all kinds of scenes every night. However, little did he know that the real daily life of the master was dull and tedious.
She Xuan: “…”
She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she always felt that this pretty boy was even worse and more shameless.
…
On the fifth day of the public beta, the outer disciples of Yuhua Sect welcomed the hopeful sunrise.
The four little foxes went from the kitchen to the alchemy room, busying themselves preparing meals, counting the number of elixirs in the porcelain bottles, and putting them into their Qiankun bags according to category.
Hu Bi was either helping his sister count the money, or sweeping the floor in front of the door, politely turning away new players. He stopped at the entrance of the underground palace three times a day, muttering that the Qiankun bag had not been found yet.
Everything is just the leader's task.
As for She Xuan, the actress was not liked by the director because she had done business before and was thrown to the counter of a shop by the director. Currently, the player is short of money and her performance is zero, without any business.
"Master, it's bad, there are so many people outside."
Hu Bo picked up a broom and ran into the inner courtyard. Dozens of people were blocking the Yuhua Gate, crying and shouting to see the headmaster. If Lu Bei didn't show up, they would... be unable to sit still.
"Don't worry, I know everything."
Lu Bei put down the teacup, stood up, patted his robe, and walked towards the front yard with his hands behind his back.
For five consecutive days, Yuhuamen refused to allow other players to join the sect on the grounds that it had recruited enough outer disciples. The thirty players who successfully advanced to the leeks uploaded screenshots to the forum every night. On their personal dashboards, their accumulated experience was enviable.
Finally, the players born in Langyu County couldn't help it. They racked their brains for the account ID and finally created a random character near Yuhua Gate, but the novice village was full.
Isn't this bullying
As for the other peaks of Jiuzhu Mountain, some players have tried it, but they either don’t accept new disciples due to poor financial conditions, or they lack cultivation resources, and the rewards they get are not even worthy of carrying shoes for Sanqing Peak.
"What are you doing? Gathering together to cause trouble is not acceptable."
Lu Bei put one hand behind his back and looked at the regular player with ID No. 50. He shook his head and sighed, "Go away quickly. You are disturbing the peace of Sanqing Peak. I will report you to the police."
Upon hearing this, the players immediately became excited.
It's just reporting to the police. Who's afraid of who? They'll be provided with food after spending two days in the yamen, and they'll be heroes again when they get out.
"Master, please have mercy on us. We are devoted to the Dao, but we have no mountain gate to enter. Please open a back door for us!"
"Master, if you don't agree, I will roll down the mountain today and shed my blood to prove my loyalty."
"I hope the master knows that I have been alone and helpless since I was a child..."
"Master, my grandfather's last name is also Lu!"
"… "
There was a commotion outside the door. The leeks in the alchemy room heard the noise and walked out with stern looks on their faces.
Everyone knows that the Novice Village is not rich in resources. If Lu Bei really wants to accept this group of people, their resources will be reduced.
I can't stand it. I can't stand it.
"Master, these people are unreasonable and shameless. Don't dirty your hands. We will drive them away." Dai E'ren was eager to try. He heard that he had experience in field combat, and he had long wanted to find a rookie to bully.
"Yuhua Sect is a place of quiet cultivation, how can we tolerate these people making noise and causing trouble? Sect Leader, just say the word and I will immediately grab my weapons." Zhang Deshuai took out a long bench and waited for Lu Bei to speak before rushing into the crowd and using the Chaos Cape Bench Technique.
"You guys, you've got the upper hand over the leader, but you don't even give others a bite to eat. You're so shameless!"
"Bah, it's you who are clearly trying to steal our jobs, and you still have the nerve to complain first."
"Brothers, let's take advantage of them while they are still weak. We have more people and more power. Let's kill them!"
"Fuck him..."
boom!!!
The pressure from the Baodan realm swept across, and thirty leeks fell to the ground. Fifty players who had not yet entered the pit also staggered on the spot, and only saw the information prompts on their personal panels.
Extremely dangerous, get away as soon as possible.
"When you were admitted, I told you that the most important thing to enter my Yuhua Sect is not talent or aptitude, but character and morality. I am deeply saddened by your behavior."
Lu Bei glanced at the thirty outer sect disciples, looking disappointed. Then he looked at the fifty leeks crying for help and sighed, "Forget it. The path of cultivation is bumpy and full of twists and turns. The worst thing is to have no one to lead the way. You keep saying that you are devoted to the Tao, so I will give you a chance to prove yourselves. From today on, Yuhua Sect will never let you go hungry if it has porridge."
"Master..."
The fifty leeks were deeply impressed, with admiration mixed with a bit of reverence. They gathered together to force Lu Bei to come forward, but Lu Bei not only did not drive them away, but was willing to tighten his belt to take them in.
The eyes of several sensitive leeks were already red.
This kind of demeanor, although it is a game, although it is just an NPC, but...
Is this what it means to practice Taoism? Is this the hermit master
It turns out that real people who practice cultivation and cultivate their nature do exist!
"Master Gao Yi!"
"Master, we'll fight ten of them tonight."
"Nonsense! It's obvious that the leader fights a hundred people every night and never falls down!"