This Is Exactly How Cultivation Works

Chapter 90: No tears until you see the coffin

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"Look over there, what a beautiful lady."

“I’m dying of laughter. I’ve seen all kinds of beauties. How can anyone be prettier than the sisters from Sanqing Peak? Holy crap, so charming and beautiful!”

"Don't complain, he is a man, his chest and back are equally flat."

"Nonsense, you're telling me this face is a man?"

"Let's be honest, it's better if it's a man!"

"I don't believe it. She is the little sister, just a little flatter."

"It's great. I like this kind of cliff the most. It's very exciting to climb it with free hands."

"I beg your pardon, but how can you win people's hearts if your breasts are not big?"

"You are young. The idea of a cleavage is a scam by plastic surgery companies. I am an experienced person and I will tell you a hard truth in the workplace: big breasts do not mean a successful career. If you want a promotion and a raise, you still have to look at the promotion tool."

"Take a screenshot and post it on the forum, guys, I'm going to be famous."

"Shh, keep your voice down. His evaluation is the same as the master's, both are extremely dangerous."

"To die under the peony flowers, to be..."

Fox Three listened to the discussions in his ears and looked at the tent in front of Yuhua Sect with twitching eyes. Sect Leader Lu was ruling well. After a month, the evil tendencies in Yuhua Sect were worse than before.

Where did these idiots come from? What does it mean that everyone has an alchemy furnace? What does the one refining the elixir on the tree mean

Also, what dialect is the chirping bird language? Why can’t he understand some of the words

"When you meet a distinguished guest, please invite him in quickly. You don't know how long I have been waiting for you to come." Lu Bei walked out of the door with a smile, raised his hand and put his arm around Hu San's shoulder, welcoming him in.

As long as Fox Three's face appears on the forum, it will definitely become popular.

He is sure to take advantage of this traffic.

As for the players' speculations about Fox San's gender and his orientation as Lu, these minor issues are not important. Let's just wait until it becomes popular.

"Brother, you are particularly enthusiastic today. Last time you were..."

Fox Three struggled a bit but failed to shake off the hand on his shoulder. He was just thinking about making some jokes when he saw several tents when he entered the door. He said speechlessly, "Where did all these crazy refugees come from? Is there a famine in Langyu County, or is there a war in Jiuzhu Mountain?"

"No, the world is at peace."

Lu Bei led Hu San to the backyard with a meaningful smile on his face. He whispered, "They are a group of people who are seeking to learn and pursue the truth. I saw that they had nowhere to go, so I kindly took them in."

This smile of his is nothing to Fox Three, as he is used to his bad intentions. But in the eyes of the players, there are many deeper meanings that can be analyzed.

Let me introduce to you all, this is my wife.

My friend, a very close one.

The headmaster's wife has returned home...

Seeing the two of them whispering to each other, the players silently put down the alchemy furnaces in their hands, opened the forum in unison, uploaded screenshots and started posting spam.

[It went viral among players on the Internet. I was shocked after reading it.]

[In-depth revelation, the chief of the Novice Village has brought down another demon]

[The most beautiful woman in Kyushu, come and argue if you don’t agree]

[I dare not...

In the backyard, under the tree.

Fox Three sat beside the stone table and waved enthusiastically at She Xuan, only to receive a 'collusive' stare.

You have successfully made yourself look bad.

He took the teapot handed over by Hu Yu, looked at the four identical little fox demons, and said in amazement: "Brother, it's you. If someone else claimed that they didn't raise a demon pet for fun, I would believe it."

"You must be blind. I am not interested in women."

"Then I have to be careful and not give you the chance to take advantage of me. Tell me the truth, bro, where did you get this resource..."

Fox Three made a few jokes, but seeing Lu Bei's impatient expression, he put away his joking thoughts, took out the Qiankun bag from his arms and handed it to him: "Fortunately, I have fulfilled my mission. Everything you want is in it."

"Why is it a Qiankun bag? There are so many treasures. If it were me, I would definitely use a Qiankun ring to hold them all. Remember next time and don't make the same mistake again."

Lu Bei took the Qiankun bag and checked it with great joy. He was in a good mood and slapped Hu San on the shoulder several times: "After losing so much blood, how is our mother's health? Is her legs and feet still strong?"

"Don't blame me, that's my mother's, dear."

Hu San pushed Lu Bei's hand away in disdain and bowed in the direction of the capital in admiration: "Also, my mother is so beautiful that she can captivate everyone with one glance and the whole city with another. Her face never ages and she can captivate the whole country. I don't know how beautiful she is. If you keep spouting filth, be careful that I will quarrel with you!"

"Come on, that's not what you said last time."

Lu Bei curled his lips and said, "As soon as he heard that I had important information, he shouted that he would go back to the capital to bleed the old man, and he even said that as much as he wanted was enough. I couldn't stop him."

"Defamation, pure slander!"

Fox Three's eyes widened, he slammed the table angrily, and was about to leave with a flick of his sleeves.

After three steps, he didn't receive the expected apology or obstruction. He turned back in confusion and saw Lu Bei coming out from under the stone table and carefully lifting the lid of the teapot.

"What are you doing?"

"Uh, I was wondering if our mother is hiding somewhere..."

Lu Bei put down the lid of the teapot, looked around cautiously, and then said suspiciously: "You are very different from last time... I suspect she is nearby, otherwise you wouldn't be so well-behaved."

"Stop dreaming. My mother is busy with all kinds of things. How can she have the time to come to Sanqing Peak, a godforsaken place?" Fox San sat back in his seat angrily.

Lu Bei curled his lips when he heard this. There was no bird shitting before, but that might not be the case in the future.

After sitting there awkwardly for a while, Hu San saw Lu Bei clasping his hands and scratching his head, as if to send him away. He sneered three times and said, "Brother, when I returned to Beijing this time, I checked the background of the Iron Sword Alliance. Guess what unexpected gains I found?"

"You are surprised, how could I have guessed it?"

"Hehe, you won't cry until you see the coffin."

Hu San slammed the table, pointed his finger at Lu Bei, and scolded: "What a Lingxiao Sword Sect Lu Bei, what a Qingqian remnant, you dare to pretend to be in front of me, if it weren't for Master Hu San... I was cautious, I almost got fooled by you."

squeak!

The window was pushed open, and She Xuan looked towards the stone table with a worried look on her face.

"What are you looking at? Men are doing the work, while women are avoiding it. They are all gone."

At the command, the fox was frightened and the snake retreated.

Following Lu Bei's loud shout, the window closed and Hu Bo appeared from the corner, quickly running away with his four sisters.

"That's it?"

Lu Bei snorted disdainfully, and threw an iron sword token on the table. "I didn't think it was a big deal. It turns out that the identity of my Lingxiao Sword Sect's third-generation disciple has been discovered. Lord Qingwei, why didn't you tell me earlier? If you had told me earlier, I would have taken out this token a long time ago."

"Tsk tsk, it's really true!"

Fox Three picked up the token, weighed it in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't be angry, brother. I am just angry that you said you usually hide half of it, but I have no doubt about your patriotism. Otherwise, I would not have brought everything you want."

"Of course. If I were disloyal to the emperor and patriotic, and didn't trust my brother, would I reveal all my family assets?"

"Hehehe—" x2

The two smiled at each other, and Fox Three put on a serious face and waved his hand to sprinkle the sound-isolating talisman: "Brother, tell me the truth, where did you get the information about the Iron Sword Alliance?"

Lu Bei responded with a serious face, and said out of thin air: "To be honest, I have a friend who has a special source of information."

"No need for friends, there is no one else."

"I still have to have it. If my brother blurts out my name one day, I can live two more days by being stubborn." Lu Bei shrugged.

"Don't worry, brother. This matter is known to heaven and earth, you and I, and no one else..."

"Then what is our mother?"

"My mother!"

Fox Three emphasized again, then clenched his fist and coughed lightly, his face full of admiration: "In my heart, my mother is the sky."

"Brother, this is a bit too much. Even if she is really nearby, you don't have to act like this."

Lu Bei looked at Hu San with disdain, and then assured him, "As for my plans, don't worry, brother. I am just afraid of death, and I don't have the idea of being a fence-sitter or a double agent. The Iron Sword Alliance will not last long, and I will not seek death."

"Nothing else?" Fox Three said with a half-smile.

"A little bit."

Lu Bei pursed his lips and said, "My senior sister from Lingxiao Sword Sect and I are in love with each other. No matter what happens in the future, my senior sister will definitely be innocent."

Hu San stared at Lu Bei and looked him over. After a moment's silence, he nodded and said, "She is just a senior sister. It's not a big deal. Even if she is a remnant of Qing Qian, I will make a decision for you. Give up your cultivation and keep her in seclusion. No one will bother you."

"There is also a senior brother, a well-behaved nephew, and another senior sister from another relative's family..."

Seeing a turn for the better, Lu Bei decisively hit the snake with a stick: "If possible, save the family of my eldest brother, and my nephew's family, they are all loyal to the emperor and patriotic..."

"stop!"

Fox Three raised his hand to interrupt, shook his head and sneered: "According to what you said, the entire Lingxiao Sword Sect is innocent, and the Iron Sword Alliance is also excusable. The country is peaceful and the people are safe, and there is no such thing as the Qingqian traitor. Then let's stop talking about it and drink a toast to world peace!"

"Indeed, it is not up to me to decide who is good or bad, who is righteous or evil." Lu Bei nodded in agreement.

"It's not up to me to decide!"

"really?"

"The widow is sleeping, there's no one up there, there's nothing I can do to help her, brother."

Hu San gave Lu Bei a deep look and said, "Brother, you are a smart man. You should stop when you are ahead and don't get too deep into it."

"Don't worry, brother. I understand the truth. I will be satisfied if I can ensure that my senior sister is still intact on the day of the incident." Lu Bei said with a smile.

Hu San frowned. Although he had been good at judging people since he was a child, Lu Bei would definitely not give up.

Can protect traitors...

What can a person at Baodan realm do? Does he really think that this pretty boy can take over the world

"By the way, brother, what do the people in the capital say? When will they arrest the remnants of Qingqian?"

Lu Bei changed the subject and said, "Tell me about it so I can be mentally prepared."

"this… "

Fox Three said with a strange expression: "I'm afraid it won't work in the near future, we have to take it slow."

"What do you mean?"

Lu Bei poured out a cup of tea and pushed it in front of Hu San: "Brother, please explain in detail. I don't really understand. Shouldn't we arrest the rebels as quickly as possible?"

"That's right. The longer we delay, the greater the risk of intelligence leaking out. We should strike with lightning speed and kill it."

Fox Three smiled bitterly and said, "But in fact, firstly, the Iron Sword Alliance is powerful, and it is not clear whether the Royal Extreme Sect has their undercover agents. A rash action will only alert the enemy. Secondly, the collapse of the spirit vein actually has benefits. The benefits are tempting, so we can't act quickly."

"benefit?!"

Lu Bei was surprised: "The collapse of the spirit vein is a disaster. Over time, the tragedy is almost irreversible. What good can it do?"

"Because of the collapse of the spiritual vein, many hidden relics have appeared, even secret realms. If we get a secret realm, a second-rate immortal sect can approach the level of a first-rate sect. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, who can be willing to give it up?" Fox San said helplessly.

"Ah, this..."

It was well-reasoned and Lu Bei was unable to refute it.

The Dragon Trap Formation takes only a moment to activate, but it takes ten years for the spiritual vein to collapse and remain silent. This is a long time enough for many people to sit back and watch with peace of mind, waiting to make a fortune, and then stand out as the savior at the last moment.

After hearing what Hu San said, Lu Bei began to doubt whether the Dragon Trap Formation had been discovered by the Huangji Sect a long time ago, but had been kept secret because of the tempting benefits.

To be honest, the players who will participate in the Wu Zhou activities in the future will be happy, because the beginning will be a peak period of theft... rescue excavation.

Lu Bei was also very happy. Everything was back on track. He felt quite superior, as if he was in control of the situation. At least the public beta period would last for 180 days, so he could relax and reap the benefits.

"Brother, don't be happy too soon. You can delay it for a while, but not forever. If the secret realm is revealed, some people will be restless."

Fox Three smiled slyly: "For example, the Imperial Master, she is the heir of the Cloud Pavilion. If the Misty Secret Realm of Liusu Mountain were to appear in the world due to the Dragon Formation, the Lingxiao Sword Sect would probably be razed to the ground overnight."

Lu Bei: “…”

Damn, I almost forgot about this rich woman.