"Look, that beautiful lady is back again."
"So fast, our leader has something!"
"It should be a very powerful magic weapon."
"I've already said it's a man. The big guys on the forum have already analyzed it. I beg you to face reality and stop ruining the reputation of the leader."
"To be honest, you are a pure animal, a real man, and that is what it means to tarnish the reputation of the headmaster."
"I have decided. From today on, I will work hard to refine the elixir and kill you all. I will strive to become a man of virtue like the master as soon as possible."
"Then you have to delete your account and create a new face."
"It's so funny, it's clearly a cow."
"What? There is this step when creating an account?"
"You don't even know. Hurry up and delete your account and start over while you still have little experience..."
Ignoring the strange words around him, Hu San walked into the inner courtyard of Yuhua Gate with ease. Seeing Lu Bei holding the Qiankun bag with a silly smile on his face, he was extremely puzzled.
What on earth did his mother see in Lu Bei
"Hey, why are you back?" Lu Bei put the Qiankun bag into his arms, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, held the wolfberry, lotus seeds and honey tea in both hands, and put on the face of a hermit.
He guessed that Fox Three would come, but he didn't expect it to be so soon.
"Brother just left in a hurry and forgot to say something."
Fox Three sat at the stone table hesitantly. When he thought that Fox Two would also have a share with Lu Bei in the future, he felt very unhappy. He hummed for a long time but could not open his mouth.
"Ah, this..."
Seeing this, Lu Bei understood: "In fact, I have been mentally prepared for the fact that you are a woman. Don't worry, we were brothers before, and we will be siblings in the future. I don't mind."
"He~~tui!"
Fox Three spat out a mouthful of saliva and said unhappily: "To tell you the truth, it is not so easy to get the five blood sources. My mother has a request."
"Require?"
Lu Bei held onto his collar tightly and said, "Let me make it clear first. This is my first time selling my art or my body, so I'll charge a very high price."
"Be serious, let's talk business!"
Fox Three rolled his eyes and said, "I won't exaggerate how precious the blood source is. You know it well. Suddenly taking out five blood sources, my mother's foundation was damaged, and her cultivation dropped by two realms. With only your information, there is no way to stop the loss."
You call this not exaggerating
Lu Bei secretly complained, but nodded to show his understanding: "I understand, good things should be kept within the family."
"You guessed it?!" Fox was shocked.
“Is it difficult?”
Lu Bei sneered and said with a serious face, "Bloodline is a very deep relationship, far from being something that can be brushed aside as a superficial relationship between elders and juniors. Hu Bo and the others have inherited my mother's bloodline, so in a sense, they are my mother's own daughters. It is understandable that my mother wants to take in disciples. I will make the decision for them."
When Lu Bei got the source of blood, he knew that this matter was not that simple. Sure enough, Fox San came back and asked for more money.
fine.
The five women of Hubo are demons, and their cultivation depends entirely on the blood of Fox Er. If they can take advantage of the situation and cling to Fox Er's long legs, it would be like finding a strong backer. Whether it is for themselves or for Yuhua Sect, it is a good thing. Lu Bei is happy to see this and has no reason to refuse.
"You misunderstood. My mother has no intention of accepting a disciple."
Fox Three chuckled and mocked Lu Bei for being stupid: "Even if she accepted it, the five little girls would obey you in every way, and she would still get nothing in the end."
"I don't understand, what does our mother mean?"
"Instead of accepting five disobedient apprentices, it is better to control those who can control them."
Fox Three said word by word, his tone quite unhappy: "My mother wants to adopt you as her adopted son, and we will be brothers from now on."
"Oops, my ears are broken."
Lu Bei scratched his ears, seriously suspecting that Fox Three's mouth was broken: "Well, go back and ask, maybe you heard it wrong."
"Go back and get beaten again, and then you will be my mother's only son?"
"Is there such a good thing?"
"… "
Godmother.
Lu Bei remained silent, recalling a stormy night when he was deceived by an enthusiastic netizen and discovered a magical website where Fox Er and Taifu were both on it.
He regretted it at that time, and now he feels so... regretful!
Forget it, it's all his fault. If he wasn't so honest and didn't understand the unpredictable human nature, how could he have been deceived by LSP netizens pretending to be enthusiastic netizens.
"Second brother, why don't you speak?"
"I am repenting."
"???"
After a long silence, Lu Bei was still a little confused: "Brother, let me confirm it one last time, will it really be... our mother from now on?"
"ah."
Fox Three pouted and reluctantly acknowledged his second brother.
“Outrageous…”
Lu Bei was at a loss as to what to do. He couldn't figure out what Hu Er was planning. Could it be that he was attracted by his beauty
If this is true, he must have a good talk with Fox Two. Principles are the foundation of life. Being beautiful is useless. Senior sister was here first.
After the dream, Lu Bei returned to reality.
He is not a picky person. Even if he couldn't marry a rich woman, he would be content to hug her long legs.
Just as he was about to nod his head in agreement, he suddenly frowned: "Since we are godmother and adopted son, we will be a family from now on. Brother, what are your and godmother's real names?"
"Why are you asking this?" Fox Three asked vigilantly.
"Before, we were just brothers in name only, and I was fine with you using the code name Fox Three. But now that we are brothers, it's a bit unreasonable to still call each other by code names." Lu Bei probed.
“The situation here is very complicated, just like how the Imperial Master and Grand Tutor are disciples of Yunzhong Pavilion, it’s all secret. I can only say that those who have interests involved will understand, and those who don’t understand won’t understand even if I tell you, so it’s better not to tell you, and I’ll tell you when the time is right.” Fox San patted his chest, temporarily planted some wheat grains, and painted a big pie for Lu Bei.
Lu Bei nodded, then turned to look towards the capital with reverence, raised his hands to the sky, and said to Hu San, "It is said that there are many procedures for godfathers and godmothers to adopt a son. Our conditions are limited, and I can't give godmother a cup of hot tea, but I can skip the procedures, but the red envelope link cannot be omitted."
"What the hell, you still want money?"
Fox Three's eyes widened, and his understanding of Lu Bei was once again refreshed. This face is really good, it can be used as a magic weapon if worn on the body.
"It's not that I want money, but my godmother is such a great figure, how could she not be considerate? You must have embezzled the red envelope that my godmother gave me." Lu Bei insisted.
"That's great. My mother gave me a good beating. If you want it, I'll give you half now."
Hu San was so annoyed that he didn't bother to talk nonsense with Lu Bei. He stood up and walked towards the outer courtyard: "Since you are one of us, you should obey my orders from now on. After the formalities are completed, follow me to Xuanyin Division to take up the post. I have a case to hand over to you."
"With pleasure."
Lu Bei bowed, thinking deeply. Fox Er’s identity was indeed not simple.
A lot of secrets are involved. There are multiple levels of assessments for entry into the Xuanyin Division, and the internship period is three to five years. Even if Hu San is a Qingwei, it is impossible to arrange him for it.
If they were braver, the so-called case would have been carried out by Fox Two and Fox Three would have obeyed.
Very good, it would be disrespectful for him to refuse such a kind intention from his godmother.
Cousin Wei Mao once warned Lu Bei that he should be ambiguous about the Xuanyin Division, go for it if there is benefit, leave if there is no benefit, and never rush in blindly just because of a few empty words about loyalty to the emperor and patriotism.
Although the Xuanyinsi is very powerful and holds great authority, it can confiscate property and convict people at will. In reality, it is just a wild dog tied with a chain. When the dog kills its prey or attracts the dissatisfaction of neighbors and is no longer useful, the owner should kill it.
Lu Bei once deeply believed this, but later he suddenly realized that the officialdom way that suited Wei Mao might not be suitable for him.
As long as you upgrade quickly, troubles will not catch up!
He got into trouble during the Foundation Establishment Stage, and by the time his enemies in the Baodan Stage came knocking on his door, he had already reached the Great Perfection of the Innate Stage.
The question is, when the Baodan realm kicked the door of the Xiantian realm, who is causing trouble and who is being unreasonable
Everyone passing by knew that it must be someone in the Baodan realm who was wrong!
The same principle applies to Xuanyinsi. With the support of the leeks behind him and his personal panel refreshed once a month, what reason does he have to be afraid of diving in
The best way is to take the opportunity to complete more tasks!
Looking at Hu San's angry back, Lu Bei raised his lips and said, "Wait a minute, bro. I suddenly remembered something."
"Let go." Fox San turned his head with resentment.
Lu Bei pointed around, implying that there are ears on the other side of the wall. The news was very important and it would be bad if it got out.
"What's up?"
Fox Three waved his hand and sprinkled the sound-proof talisman, frowned and returned to Lu Bei: "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry to go back and pick the most difficult case for you, so that you can't solve it."
"Last time we broke the dragon trap in Dongqi County, I couldn't sleep at night these days when you returned to the capital. Whenever I thought about the dragon trap in Dongyang County being activated, I lost my appetite and felt deeply guilty..."
"Long story short."
"I found the location of the Dongyang County Dragon Trap Formation."
"… "
Hu San shuddered when he heard this, staring at Lu Bei with his eyes wide open, his fingertips trembling as he asked, "Why didn't you tell me this earlier, it's so important?"
"Please be reasonable. We both have a bad memory. You forgot your godmother's instructions. I didn't say anything. Now you have the nerve to blame me?"
Lu Bei said he couldn't afford to offend the double standard, and then whispered the location of the ancient temple in the deep mountains: "Outside is the Hope Sword Pavilion, and inside is a demon cultivator who has reached the Great Perfection of the Baodan Realm. I think he has an extraordinary bloodline, and he may have a breakthrough in cultivation in the near future. To be on the safe side, when we confiscate his house, we will count him as the Xiantian Realm."
"Also, the demon cultivator's name is Teng Chongming. If you look it up, you may be able to find his master. These are all irrefutable evidence."
"Thank you for your hard work, my second brother. You will definitely be on the list of merit..." Hu San looked at Lu Bei with a complicated expression. It was beyond his expectation that the information was not used for trading this time.
"Forget about the list of merit. This piece of information is for my godmother. She's far away in the capital, so I can't serve her tea in person. I'm just giving her this piece of information and I just hope she won't blame me." Lu Bei said confidently.
"Okay, you said she was old, and I will convey that truthfully."
"… "
"Second brother, let me remind you that our mother is not old at all. No matter when or where, whenever you mention her, you must truthfully praise her beauty and wisdom. Do you understand?" Fox San patted Lu Bei's shoulder hard, his eyes slightly moist.
Got it.
Feeling the strength of the hand on his shoulder, Lu Bei said he was learning from it, and then he shook his hand away, drawing a line in the sand, saying, "Brother, you misled me. If you hadn't lied to me before, saying that my godmother had wrinkles all over her face, old arms and legs, and that she would not live long, and if you hadn't always mentioned the inheritance with great excitement, causing me to believe it, how could I have said such nonsense?"
"You, you..."
Fox San took a deep breath and was about to explain something when his body suddenly trembled. He looked at Lu Bei with a face full of grief and anger, and walked down the mountain, looking back every few steps.
At the gate of the outer courtyard, the players saw the beautiful woman leaving in a daze, and started gossiping among themselves.
"Amazing! It's only been a short while, and you've already made everyone feel hopeless. Could it be that our leader's magic weapon is a golden piece of equipment?"
"I'll say it one last time. He is a man. Tsk, seeing how hollow his body is, I'm afraid the leader won't show up today."
"I know that demon cultivation and devil cultivation are all nonsense. Only we Taoists can openly subdue demons and devils under the banner of Taoism!"