Before leaving for the underworld, Lu Bei returned the wings he carried with him to everyone. Except for the two palace masters Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang who stayed in the Heavenly Palace to accompany their master, the rest of the wings were in the human world.
At that time, Lu Bei had no idea about the situation on the Yellow Springs Road. He only knew that Tai Su and Qi Lijing, two invincible men in their lifetime, had set foot on the Yellow Springs Road and had no news since then. The road ahead was unpredictable and the possibility of disaster was greater, so he did not dare to drag the Wings down with him.
Considering the convenience and benefits of dual cultivation, he entrusted the important task to Huang Xiao. Regardless of whether Huang Xiao was willing or not, they both set foot on the road to the underworld.
Not being a human being, but not completely inhuman.
It only took half a year to return from the Yellow Springs Road. Lu Bei was generally satisfied, except for one thing: the Yellow Springs Road was opened and Qili Jing also returned to the human world.
The boat was connected by iron chains and was very stable, but it capsized when it encountered a pit.
To be fair, if Qi Lijing hadn't said that, the iron chain boat would have capsized sooner or later.
For example, Bai Jin knew early on that his junior fellow apprentice was not honest. Zhu Qilan also knew about it but was unwilling to point it out.
However, they still underestimated Lu Bei. They never expected that the number of female monks who had affairs with him could not be counted on one hand.
The most outrageous thing is the Taifu. Bai Jin couldn't understand it, and Zhu Qilan also didn't understand why the idol/gentleman would degenerate and give up being a good fairy and end up in the dog food bowl of a pretty boy.
If my sister feels threatened, she just blinks.
Lu Bei's eyes were blazing with anger as he glared at Qi Lijing. He knew very well that the iron chain boat would capsize sooner or later. It was either because the waves were too big or he had gone too far. It was all his own fault and he could not blame anyone else.
Being overturned abruptly is intolerable.
Qi Li Jing was really not a human being. He used the Immortal Fate Plate to deduce and gathered together all the female cultivators who had a relationship with him. In addition to the two palace masters in the Heavenly Palace, there might be four palace masters, as well as the female demons of the Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom. All those who could make calculations were brought over to listen.
What do you mean? Can you just say things like Lu Bei is too simple and too dark
The Immortal Destiny Plate is a heavenly book. Is this how the heavenly book is used
Also, just pull it if you want, but who are Zhan Lexian and Lin Buyan? Are they qualified to listen to the lecture here
Lu Bei was furious and decided to pack up the wings and send them to the Heavenly Palace the next day to prevent similar incidents from happening again.
Anyway, everything has been exposed, so you sisters should get together, and this is how your future will be.
It's impossible to let him go. I've fallen into his trap and it's too late to regret now.
Lu Bei was thick-skinned and the situation was beyond repair. It was useless to kneel down one by one, so he decided to use the strategy of violent suppression. He would tie them up first and then slowly make them sleep.
But first of all, Qi Lijing had gone too far today. He could accept Tai An's identity being exposed, but Tai Su absolutely could not. If it got to the ears of Fox Two and Fox Three, the family relationships would become divided, and the complexity of the relationship would make his scalp tingle just thinking about it.
Qi Lijing was completely unaware and looked at Lu Bei with a smile. Yes, he did it on purpose.
"Old Sect Master, you said you wanted to join forces with me, but you keep touching my bottom line. Tell me, what do you want?" Lu Bei narrowed his eyes, pondering the possibility of joining forces with Tai Su to kill Qi Li Jing.
Selfish, arrogant, conceited, and of low moral quality, who takes pleasure in the suffering of others, it is better not to have such an inhuman ally!
Being invincible for life is too troublesome. Lu Bei only realized today that this thing is actually a derogatory term.
Qi Lijing laughed loudly, picked up the tea and drank it all in one gulp. Qin Fangtian beside him respectfully refilled his cup.
Lu Bei was furious and pointed at Cheng Jian and shouted, "Get lost. Who are you? What are you doing here? Go back and farm your land."
Qin Fangtian didn't dare to breathe. In the world of immortal cultivation, fists are the most important. He had no right to show off his seniority in front of Lu Bei. He nodded in agreement hurriedly, and handed Lu Bei a cup of tea before leaving.
Young Sect Leader/First Demon King/Second Demon King, don't be angry, drink some tea to cool down.
Bang!
Because he was too playful, Lu Bei kicked him out of the hall.
Qin Fangtian was not angry, he even felt honored. The two generations of leaders of the Tianjian Sect were both invincible in their lifetime. Looking around the world, who could be compared with the Tianjian Sect
What, the two generations of Demon Kings of the Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom are also invincible
It's so funny. According to this logic, there are four people in the Tianjian Sect who are invincible in this lifetime!
After being kicked by the invincible master, Qin Fangtian only broke one leg. He was very proud of himself. He now had something to brag about in the future.
Knowing that the Immortal Sword Master and the Demon King were not good, Qin once drank tea with them in a room. During their laughter and chat, all they talked about were the great terrors and secrets between heaven and earth.
He was defeated by a single move and was no match for the Demon King. He became disheartened and retired to the fields, picking up a hoe.
Qi Lijing was so happy that he was doubly happy when he saw Lu Bei's angry face but he could do nothing about it.
"Young Sect Master, please don't let your imagination run wild. You know me best what kind of person I am. I was careless and said something I shouldn't have said. Please give me another chance. I will be very frugal with my words next time." Qi Lijing promised solemnly.
Pooh!
Can you believe that the invincible one will be invincible next time
Lu Bei laughed angrily. Without talking about the distant past, just ask Huang Xiao. Which time was not the last time? And the result is, it happens again and again.
Lu Bei didn't believe a word of Qi Lijing's lies, and spoke frankly, "The old sect leader is forcing me to give up the idea, and fight Tai Su to the death in nine days, and reunite as one, right?"
"Not entirely." Qi Lijing said solemnly.
“Please give me some advice!”
"Young Sect Master only knows one side of the story, not the other. The two Taoist friends have reunited as one, and their cultivation has greatly improved. This is just one of Qi's purposes."
Qi Lijing raised his finger and said, "It's really interesting. The young master has given me so much happiness that I can't control myself. I can't control myself!"
At this moment, the Great Heavenly Venerable's face looked particularly asking for a beating.
In an instant, Lu Bei was possessed by the four great demon gods and two generations of demon lords. Golden light flickered in his eyes, and he punched Qi Lijing in the face.
With a loud bang, Qi Lijing rushed out of the wall, smashing several mountaintops in a row, raising heavy waves and countless smoke.
"Hahaha-"
Qi Lijing slowly flew out of the ruins, covering his face with his hands and smiling: "Sure enough, the excitement of being invincible for a lifetime is not that good to watch. Don't be upset, Young Master. I know I was wrong and will leave now. You can stay and don't have to see me off."
The monks who were leaving had not gone far when they saw Lu Bei knock the Qili Sutra away with one punch, and they all ran away as fast as they could.
Lu Bei looked at this group of people and suddenly had a headache. He had a way to seal everyone's memory. With a wave of his hand, he could pretend that nothing happened today, but...
The palms and backs of his hands are all made of flesh, so he really couldn't bring himself to do it.
Stretch out your legs.
Zhan Lexian and Lin Buyan, who were leaving together, both fell to the ground with their heads down, and slid for a long time before stopping.
Before the two old fathers-in-law could stand up and start cursing, Lu Bei disappeared in a flash.
Today, the secret realm of Zangqianshan is very lively. Sisters and sisters are having a great time. Everyone is of the same quality, and flowers are in full bloom, vying for beauty.
Lu Bei: |′=)! !
I didn't notice it just now, but Tu Yuan is here too. There's no reason for this. You're just a dog, who can you be good friends with
Lu Bei followed for a while and saw a group of female cultivators heading towards Jingshang Palace, then they turned and sneaked in through the back door.
He thought the room was full of spring, and the wings gathered together to study music, chess, calligraphy and painting. For him, the head of the family, they put aside their pride and bonded with each other.
The result is that the doors of the quiet rooms are locked, and no one even says hello, let alone studying music, chess, calligraphy or painting.
My goodness, this is so plastic!
"Where is Senior Sister Bai? You swore an oath back then. If the Grand Tutor shamelessly obeyed me, you could call her Sister. Now that your chance has come, why don't you go over and serve her some tea?"
Lu Bei complained about the broken promise, walked silently to a quiet room, and called out "Senior Sister" quietly.
No one responded. The same happened to Sister She, cousin, and others. Even Tu Yuan locked the door and didn't give any response.
"It's outrageous that they don't even care about the dog."
Lu Bei secretly thought it was outrageous. He could understand why his senior sister, cousin, and Sister She ignored him. In the past, she had a fresh and clean personality, focusing on the sincerity of love. It was understandable that her personality collapsed occasionally and she lost fans.
Diplomats like Baimao and Da Che are the ones who come to the door on their own initiative and they never act in front of the two women, so why is the door closed
You want to join in the fun, don't want to be isolated, and don't want to offend the wife before you even enter the house
Especially Zhao Shiran, little darling, how come you learned bad things from them
Lu Bei was deeply distressed. Elder Zhao gave up being a good wife and mother and insisted on learning some harem intrigues.
They barely came to their senses and realized that this was clearly a multiple-choice question. They were testing themselves. They thought it would be a bad idea to look for anyone at this time. After pondering for a moment, they selected their troops and came to Tu Yuan's door.
Hey, you can’t find a dog even if you are willing to degenerate!
Lu Bei showed disgust, took two steps away, and violently broke into the house.
He issued a ban, rubbed his hands, and walked towards the figure in white with his back to him.
Sitting cross-legged on the ground, holding the beauty in his arms, he bent down and gave her a deep kiss.
No kiss.
The Imperial Tutor turned her head to avoid him, slapped Lu Bei who was chewing his food with his head down, straightened her clothes and sat opposite him: "Your Majesty, please be more serious. I already have someone I like, and I will not marry again."
Full of sarcasm and extreme irony.
Lu Bei pretended not to understand and rubbed his hands impatiently: "If you say so, I will be more interested. Don't worry, my beauty, I won't force you. You don't need to marry again. I only want you."
"… "
The Grand Tutor rolled his eyes, his sarcasm was no match for his shamelessness, and he considered himself unlucky to be pulled into Lu Bei's arms.
"Beauty, why did you give in so quickly? I thought you would struggle for a while."
"Your Majesty is invincible in this life, how dare I ask for trouble."
The Grand Tutor glared at Lu Bei and said unhappily, "So far, you are getting more and more addicted the more you talk."
This is called romance. There is no conflict between pure love and role-playing!
Lu Bei didn't feel ashamed of it, probably because he had given up hope. After his realm breakthrough, he became even more shameless.
The Grand Tutor scolded him, "Why did you come to my place instead of going to their rooms? If you want to comfort me, I know better than them how many romantic affairs you have had outside. When I fell in love with you, I expected this to happen today."
The Taifu's meaning was very simple. She didn't need comfort. If you like someone, you have to like everything about him. She liked the pretty boy, not just the advantages of the furnace tripod, but also the shortcomings of the little pervert.
So, don't comfort her, leave the good words to others.
Besides, please walk faster, she doesn't want to become the target of public criticism.
She was already conspicuous, and now that Lu Bei was the first one to find her, she was even more conspicuous.
While the Grand Tutor was blaming him, she was secretly happy in her heart. Lu Bei didn't look for anyone else, but her first, which showed that she had the highest status...
"It's great that you think so. I was right about you."
Lu Bei patted his butt and winked, "It is because I know that Master Taifu has the best attitude that I came to you first to lend a hand, provoke them to be jealous, and help me break this situation."
Why don't you just die!
God damn it, how can such a bastard become invincible for the rest of his life? He is really blind.
The Master's heart turned into stone in a second, and he glared at her angrily. He hated those bastards who said things that were not what they meant. What was wrong with saying something nice at this time? Did he really think she was steady and mature, and didn't have any little woman's thoughts
Lu Bei held the beauty in his arms with a playful smile, and after a brief argument, he said seriously, "I'm in trouble. Please help me analyze it."
Upon hearing this, the Grand Master sat up and frowned, "Is it Taisu? What a surprise that the first generation of demon king ten thousand years ago turned out to be the part of your soul that you lost."
A year ago, at the first node of the great changes in heaven and earth, Lu Bei crushed Yinglong's ambitions, tore up the Heavenly Book with his bare hands, and became invincible in his lifetime, avoided by the Heavenly Dao.
There were too many dangers, and he was afraid that the wings would worry, so he omitted most of the plot and didn't say much. In addition, knowing too much is not a good thing, so he rarely mentioned it.
But the deficiency in the soul could be seen by anyone who practiced dual cultivation. The Grand Tutor questioned and learned part of the truth, and he was one of the insiders.
"I didn't expect it would be him. He's the three-legged golden crow and a tyrant. He's just like me in every aspect. I should have thought of it earlier." Lu Bei shook his head and sighed. He was misled by Emperor Ji and didn't associate it with Tai Su at all.
The Grand Master was also puzzled. He looked at Lu Bei, who was still somewhat proud, and said with a smile: "Are you very proud that with just a part of your soul, you can create a reputation of being invincible in this world, and people will still praise you ten thousand years later?"
"No, not at all."
"That stinky fox..."
"shut up!!"
Lu Bei held the tutor's small mouth tightly, took in the second half of her words, and swallowed them into his stomach with a gulp.
The smile in the Master's eyes grew even brighter, and he recalled the scene of Fox Er being arrogant and boasting about how his son was invincible. He couldn't help but say, "That lowly maid was so arrogant and scolded me, and asked me to serve her tea and water, and even asked me to call her mother. If she knew..."
"She won't know."
Lu Bei blinked his eyes. A man's knees are made of gold. He pushed the tutor down and knelt on her. Please, just keep it in your mind. Don't spread this matter around, especially not to Hu Er's ears.
Fox Three can’t do it either.
"Why don't you let her know? Now that everyone knows, if you continue to hide it, wouldn't that just be rubbing salt into her wounds?"
The Grand Tutor grabbed Lu Bei's collar and gently hooked it, bending his invincible spine. As their eyes met, she blew a breath of sweet air and said, "The stinky vixen has an elegant appearance and a voluptuous figure. She can act like a pure fairy in front of people and a wicked witch behind their backs. Her skills are much better than mine, and..."
"You've been calling her mother for several years!"
Lu Bei's eyes twitched. Where did this evil master come from? In order to maintain his status as a senior, he actually pushed his good sister of many years into the fire pit.
Can this be pushed randomly
Lu Bei turned the tutor over, held him horizontally in his arms, and raised his hands to slap her buttocks.
After a few times, the tutor finally calmed down and no longer mentioned Fox Er and so on. He just couldn't help laughing, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop curling up.
"This is not funny at all. It's annoying me to death."
"Tsk tsk, being invincible for a lifetime also has troubles!"
"You still say that!"
Lu Bei was furious, while the Grand Tutor seemed to have found the source of happiness. It was probably because he had been suppressed too harshly by Hu Er before, and once he exploded, he wanted to get it back from Lu Bei twice as much.
There is nothing wrong with a son paying off his mother's debts.
No, she is not a mother anymore.
Lu Bei looked at the collapsed Taifu and shook his head helplessly. He could only blame Fox Er for going too far in the past and not even leaving him a way out.
After a while, the Grand Tutor finally stopped laughing and said solemnly, "I can keep this a secret, and they won't spread it around, but how you deal with the Abandoned Scripture is up to you."
"I know, that's what's bothering me."
Lu Bei embraced the beauty: "You don't know, after becoming invincible, the world I came into contact with is so... pitfalls!"
"pit?!"
"It's full of conspiracies and calculations. I was born late, so I was plotted against by too many people."
Lu Bei told the whole story, including the part that was not explained in the Abandonment Sutra. He was the Great Celestial Master's original spirit and turned around to tell the tutor.
The Taifu's eyes were shining with surprise. He raised his hand and stroked the pretty boy's face, sighing that he had a good eye for choosing such an excellent cauldron.
My dear, it won’t hurt to have several sisters.
"This is the situation. I am full of calculations. The great changes in the world have come. He is the only one who can return as the Great Celestial Venerable. Qili Jing is a little worse than me."
Lu Bei counted on his fingers and found that he had the Demon Lord, the bloodline of the three great demon gods, and the life of the Great Celestial Lord. All the supreme and powerful things above all other living beings were in his possession. No matter how he looked at it, his future was bleak.
The Grand Tutor frowned, surprised at Lu Bei's predicament: "The Abandoned Sutra forces you and Tai Su to become one. If you take a step forward, you will be a sacrifice. If you take a step back, the Great Celestial Lord will return and you will be deprived of everything. It's a dead end."
Lu Bei nodded repeatedly, feeling helpless and caught in a dilemma.
"So, will the Great Lord come back?"
"This question..."
Lu Bei pondered and said, "Although there is no direct evidence, I have a feeling that the Great Celestial Venerable is not completely dead. Since he was able to reincarnate his soul under the nose of the Heavenly Dao, he must have planned a drama of returning."
At the end, Lu Bei became more and more certain that it was not just him, Qilijing, Yunzuoyu and Bi all thought so.
"Then assume that the Great Celestial Master will return."
The Grand Tutor glanced at Lu Bei and raised his hand to suppress his frown. “The crisis you are facing is the same for Qi Lijing and others. As long as the Great Celestial Lord returns, they will all become sacrifices. It’s nothing more than who dies first and who dies later.”
"It's different. If I become the vessel of the Great Celestial Venerable, and I abandon the Sutra to give them time to catch their breath, and join forces with the Demon Lord and the Demon God, with so many powerful people gathered together, the Great Celestial Venerable would be helpless."
"How sure are you?"
"I guess."
Lu Bei said truthfully: "It's like abandoning the scriptures. He has the physical body of the Great Heavenly Venerable, plus some of the Heavenly Book, so he can completely maintain his independence, just like the clouds making rain, standing in the underworld, regardless of the ups and downs of the outside world."
"And then, was he schemed against little by little by the Great Celestial Venerable, and finally devoured completely?"
"… "
Seeing that Lu Bei didn't say anything, the Grand Master smiled and said, "Look, once the Great Lord returns, everyone who has anything to do with him will die. You don't have to refute it. After all, you and Tai Su can't tolerate each other, not to mention the Great Lord. He is the real one who has no two suns in the sky."
"Teacher, you are a great man. I am very grateful to you for your teaching."
Lu Bei nodded in agreement. He was in the middle of the situation and couldn't see many things clearly. After listening to the analysis from the Master, he realized that he was really doomed.
"Do you feel like you're really going to die?"
"… "
No way, you figured it out.
"It's not hard to guess what you're thinking. How can you hide it from me?"
Mr. Taifu pressed down the claws of the bad student who violated the classroom discipline and said in a gentle and persuasive way: "Since both sides are death, why are you still hesitating? Remember when we first met, I wanted to kill you, what did you do?"
"At that time..."
Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. "At that time, I was thinking, this old woman has a hateful look on her face. She is arrogant because she is pretty. She is disgusting. One day, if I take power, I will definitely pin her down and humiliate her severely. I will lock her up in the underground palace and make her bear children for me. She will live in humiliation for the rest of her life."
Taifu: (=_=)
So that's what you thought.
"I'm just joking. I'm not that mean. I just want to kill people. If you want to kill me, then I'll kill you!"
"Yes, that's exactly what you did at that time." The tutor said unhappily.
If it wasn't for an unexpected mistake, she would have accidentally started practicing dual cultivation with Lu Bei, and the latter thought he could control her through this relationship. At that time, there was a high probability that her life would be in danger.
"Don't be angry. You kept humiliating me afterwards. I had to walk with the help of the wall many times." Lu Bei grinned and leaned forward to get close to the tutor. The student sincerely wanted to learn from the tutor and asked him to continue.
"That's all."
“So fast?!”
Lu Bei was surprised and asked, "Sir, what you mean is, since I'm going to die anyway, why not find someone to take the blame for me and kill all the people who plotted against me?"
"This step has already been taken by Qilijing."
The Grand Tutor shook his head, raised his hand and touched Lu Bei's chest, his fingertips sliding down to the position of the heart: "The predecessors paved a dead end for you, set up a trap to let you move forward step by step. They controlled everything, but they could not control your will."
"Do the opposite?!"
Lu Bei asked himself and answered: "No, I don't know what they are thinking. What if doing the opposite is also their plan? Wouldn't that just help them?"
The master smiled slightly: "Do you know what I am most afraid of you?"
Lu Bei didn't say anything. He held the master's hand and slowly pressed it down. The master spat softly, "Be serious and talk about business!"
"Yes, I am talking about serious matters. What you fear most is that I am not serious."
"No, what I fear most is not being able to guess what you will do next."
The Grand Tutor looked at Lu Bei and said, "You are trapped in calculations, looking ahead and behind, and have lost your former aggressiveness. After becoming invincible, you have been trying to maintain your position and stability, and you no longer have the fighting spirit you once had."
"… "
"In the past, you rolled up your sleeves and got on with it without saying a word. Now, how many times have you given up and abandoned the classics?"
"Different..."
Lu Bei smiled bitterly. He had experience in fighting before, so he didn't care how many people came or whether they were human or not.
Now that we don’t have the panel, we naturally have to analyze the interests involved and can’t be as reckless as before.
"So, you can be controlled now. As long as you are well prepared, they can lead you forward step by step."
The Grand Tutor hugged Lu Bei and whispered in his ear, "If you don't have the ability to break the game, then go and disrupt the game and turn it upside down. Isn't this another way to take back the initiative?"
A word awakened the dreamer. Lu Bei looked at the master in surprise: "Master, do you mean that students should not use their brains?"
After saying this, he shook his head repeatedly. He couldn't use his brain when there was a panel, and he was not allowed to use his brain when there was no panel. So, wasn't his brain just wasted
"If you had any brains, I would never fall in love with you."
"How about tonight?"
"… "
The Taifu was speechless. As expected of him, he always had some brilliant ideas. If that was the case, why didn't he go and harass more people
To sum it up in four words - the fox is doing evil.
The Grand Tutor asked Lu Bei to return to the beginning and tell him how he behaved as a villain in the Wu Zhou Dynasty and how he should continue to behave as a villain in the future. He had no choice but to create chaos in order to have a chance of survival.
It doesn’t matter if you can’t succeed. Just try your best and die together without any regrets.
Lu Bei said that he had learned a lesson. The Master's approach might not be right, but it was definitely better than him hesitating there.
Thinking of this, the bad student raised his hand to untie the teacher's belt, wanting to spend all his billions of wealth to repay the teacher's great kindness.
Taifu's heart trembled, feeling that their relationship would be further improved tonight. She slowly closed her eyes, feeling a little expectant, but also afraid that it would get out and cause displeasure among her sisters.
Eating alone is a taboo, especially at this critical moment. If you are labeled as disunited, you can't just drink a few cups of tea and call her sister.
"Sir, how many facial masks do you want to apply tonight?"
"… "
Sure enough, this guy is still so annoying.
The tutor opened her eyes coldly, her cheeks flushed with ecstasy. She pushed Lu Bei down on the couch with both hands, sheathed her sword, and bees and butterflies searched for honey in this paradise.
The cold light shines through the cold clouds, and the shadow of the ice palace is reflected in the snow.
Don’t be surprised by the flying flowers in the South Garden, for Solitary Mountain will accompany you in the morning from now on.
…
Ignore the process and only look at the results, and you will be invincible forever.
Lu Bei poked his head out and saw the Grand Tutor putting away a crumpled white towel. He thought to himself that he was worthy of being the master, with superb painting skills, and he could paint the plum blossoms in the snow so vividly.
He put his arm around her shoulders, looking at the charming look between the Taifu's eyebrows, full of vigor and energy, a few bold words came to his mind, but the words immediately changed their tone when they came to his lips: "Teacher, what did the student say? It's impossible to do it. Look at you, you just don't listen, you insist on being stubborn, and you can't hold it back, making everyone lose face."
The Taifu rolled her eyes at him and pointed outside the house. She had already used the things, so it could only be said that her skills had not been practiced in vain. Now that she was well, she should go out and continue practicing her skills.
How could Lu Bei leave? If he left at this time, what would be the difference between him and a beast? He held the beauty in his arms, said sweet words, and tried every means to make her happy.
The Grand Tutor narrowed his eyes slightly, pretending to be a little happy, and blamed: "Such a big thing happened, but you didn't go to explain to them, but stayed in my room. How can I live with myself in the future?"
Lu Bei chuckled, "I can't help it. You are the Grand Tutor. You have the highest status here. Please bear with me. When I get through this difficult time, I will secretly give you extra food."
It was true. Before Qi Lijing went to the Heavenly Palace and the two palace masters arrived, Bai Jin, She Yan and others had to call the Taifu "senior" based on their seniority, especially Zhu Qilan and Zhao Shiran, who were the Taifu's students.
Zhu Xiushi is of the same generation, and without Lu Bei causing trouble, she, Taifu, and Hu Er can be considered good sisters in the Wu Zhou Jiedu period...
Wait a minute, why is Zhu Xiu Shi here
Lu Bei tilted his head, how could this be possible? The guy named Qi was randomly matching people up. This girl was his good buddy, and they would never see each other again in the future. It would be so awkward when they were practicing dual cultivation!
The Grand Tutor sneered to herself. She didn't mind helping Lu Bei. Anyway, at this point, she had long lost her dignity in front of the younger generation. Too many debts are not a worry, too many lice are not an itch, the more work, the more pay is the truth.
But the Lu family’s house was not spacious enough to accommodate more outsiders.
She raised her hand and grabbed the vital point: "Tell me the truth, are all the women you have had any relationship with here?"
"… "
"Humph, you're full of lies!"
No way, sister, I haven’t said anything yet!
Lu Bei looked aggrieved and leaned forward to seek comfort but was ruthlessly pushed away. He didn't say anything, and the Grand Tutor spoke again: "Yes, you are the Demon Emperor, two generations of Demon Emperors, with three thousand beauties in your harem. I wonder how many demon ladies are eagerly waiting for their majesties to visit you!"
"What's that smell? It's so sour. I'm afraid it has all drifted to the Land of Monsters."
As Lu Bei continued to ask for a beating, he said something frivolous and told the truth: "Don't say such nonsense. If you don't believe me, at least you should believe the Qili Sutra. He didn't recruit three thousand beauties, which means that I am a clean person in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters. I am not the kind of pervert who flirts with people everywhere."
Lu Bei was very confident. It didn't matter if he replaced "忄" with "米". He didn't do anything wrong and had no regrets.
"Does Your Majesty Taiyan dare to say this in front of the Demon Queen?"
The Taifu laughed angrily. What did it mean that even if he didn't believe it, he would still believe in it and abandon the scriptures? Is this what human beings say
"Ah, this..."
Lu Bei blinked. The master was very aggressive tonight. Even though he had given his body to him, he still wouldn't give in and kept pursuing him.
It's all because of that bastard who has abandoned the scriptures and is hated by everyone. This great flaw will be taken back by everyone sooner or later.
Lu Bei thought about it and decided that it was a good thing that he had abandoned his fate. He was single and didn't have a thousand-year-old swordsman girl. Otherwise, he would have been determined to marry this old father-in-law.
"Tell me, how many are there in the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom? If I give you another hand, can you count them?"
Hard to say!
Lu Bei frowned. First of all, the small yellow croaker definitely has a place, and secondly, the phoenix...
He was talking about Gu Mi, who had the blood of a phoenix. Her earth bird mount was loyal and even if she had no merits, she had worked hard. She had earned all the honors. There was no reason for her to just abandon it after riding it for so long.
There are also two vixen maids who are considerate and caring, and they win the emperor's heart. They do whatever they are asked to do. They will surely become great people in the future. How can he just reject them
There is also the mirage dragon named Shenluo, who is now called the concubine. She has mastered the magical power of turning the virtual into the real. He may not be able to use it, but it would be a pity to throw it away, so it is better to keep it as a delight to the eyes.
"How many are there? Speak now!"
"Don't worry, I'm still counting."
"… "
The master lost his mind because of love, and his iceberg personality was difficult to maintain. He raised his hand and touched Lu Bei's chest, showing the majesty of a teacher, and said angrily: "You'd better be honest in the future, otherwise, I should go to talk to Fox Second."
"No, you won't." Lu Bei shook his head. He believed that the tutor was not that kind of person.
"I might not do that to you, but I can't say for Fox Two."
The Grand Tutor lifted the student's chin and said, "She is not very friendly to me. She relies on her seniority and acts bossy whenever she gets the chance. I will not argue with her for your sake. But you also know that the dogs of the Fox family are unreasonable. The more I give in, the more arrogant she becomes. If this continues, what should I do?"
My goodness, this is a serious drama about cultivating immortals, how can you play the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law!
Lu Bei never expected that even though he was invincible in his entire life, he would be controlled by the conflict between his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
"Hey, Qing'er, you are well-educated and well-mannered. Why are you arguing with an old witch? You've lost your status for nothing."
Lu Bei put on a flattering smile and said, "How about this, from now on, whatever grievances you suffer from her, you should take revenge on me tenfold, no, a hundredfold. I'm not afraid of that. I just like you bullying me."
Bah, you're cheap!
The Grand Tutor sighed and said gloomily, "But I don't like the arrogant attitude of that stinky fox. Since you are Taisu, why don't you just let her be my sister?"
"No, absolutely not!"
Lu Bei pointed at his own eyes and said firmly: "See, my dear son, I can do whatever you want, but I won't do this."
Seeing that Lu Bei was insistent and there was no room for negotiation, the tutor had no choice but to agree. However, she had one request. In the past, they had fought too fiercely, and Hu Er would not let her go no matter who she let go. If there was a conflict in the future, Lu Bei must stand by her side unconditionally.
"Okay, okay, it's up to you."
Lu Bei nodded repeatedly and hugged the beauty. It was late at night and it was time to rest.
"You, don't move..."
"A short separation is better than a new marriage. How can I stay still when we haven't kissed for a cup of tea?"
"… "
Where do you get all these nonsense from
…
The next day, Lu Bei dressed and walked out of the quiet room, only to find that the palace was just as closed as it was the night before. There was not even a chance to prepare breakfast to reward him for his hard work all night.
The only thing was that the air was even colder. It was even colder in the daytime than at night, and there was frost at the door.
Lu Bei learned from his previous lesson and swept Jingshang Palace away with a wave of his hand. Then he used an apple to trick five little foxes and took a step forward to reach the transformed Heavenly Palace.
After the shocking battle, Yinglong left Lu Bei with a dilapidated Xuanzun Palace. He was too lazy to repair it, and since the place had been marked by Lu Nan, he simply sealed it up and threw it directly to the Western Church.
To deal with the devil, we have to rely on the Buddhist magical powers of the traitor.
In this way, Lu Bei only had Ji Huang's Jade Emperor Palace in his hands. His three-legged golden crow returned to the past, and Ji Huang's Jade Emperor clone actually went to the future.
The Jade Emperor's Palace was ownerless, so Lu Bei, who was close to the water, got the moon first and snatched the ownership of this place.
Currently, the Jade Emperor Palace is managed by Han Suyan and Xie Yunling. According to the principle of nepotism and avoiding the most talented, it is definitely more trustworthy to arrange two of their own people than strangers on the street.
Seeing Lu Bei coming, the two palace masters stepped forward to pay their respects. To show their trust, Lu Bei handed the Xuanzun Shinto Catalogue to the two of them, crossed out their names, and set them free.
The two palace masters returned the favor and sought out Lu Bei to practice dual cultivation with his soul that night. They had no ulterior motives, but just wanted to please him and build a foundation of trust.
As for trading, Lu Bei knows it too well. He trades so often that the word "易" disappears.
Lu Bei put Jingshang Palace down and pointed a finger at his brow, drawing out the innate Qi and the original Qi. The two spiritual Qis entangled with each other, manifesting the color of yin and yang swimming fish.
He threw the Yin-Yang diagram out, and it landed in front of the gate of Jingshang Palace and turned into a white and black spiritual spring.
After finishing all this, he kicked open the door of Tu Yuan's quiet room and brought the lackey out by the back of his collar.
"How ridiculous! What are you doing here?"
Lu Bei was furious, annoyed that Tu Yuan's mature lady form was too much in line with his aesthetic taste, so he made her 1.2 meters tall so that it would be easier to lift her collar.
Tu Yuan watched the Heavenly Palace disappear before her eyes. Her spiritual energy was gone, and her immortality was gone, all because she didn't get a chance to sleep. Feeling depressed, she noticed a beautiful figure beside Lu Bei.
She is tall, with a curvy figure and a seductive face that makes her look like a hostess.
She blinked her eyes, came forward in a baby voice and started a conversation. When she found out it was a mount, she immediately turned hostile and ignored him.
What the hell, it turns out he is just a piece of shit being ridden, his status is even lower than a dog, he wasted her long time expressing herself.
As they were both tools, Tu Yuan immediately felt a sense of superiority.
Bang!
Lu Bei punched the dog, feeling extremely ashamed. If the dog had not been loyal, he would have broken its legs long ago.
"My Lord, where are we going?"
Tu Yuan asked curiously, "A dog relying on the power of others thinks he can go anywhere in the world."
"Yellow Springs Realm, I left something very important there."
There was a golden light dancing in Lu Bei's eyes, a fox doing evil things, right? To be honest, he played the role of a tyrant very well.