Leaving Chaoge City and heading south, there is a magnificent palace decorated with colorful gold, where the ancient goddess Nuwa is enshrined.
She holds a high status among the human race. On her birthday, March 15th every year, people burn incense and decorate the hall where she is worshipped, building a large hall.
The palace has steps made of white jade and is surrounded by auspicious light. In front of the palace, there are golden boys and jade girls holding auspicious jade hooks. Inside the palace, silver candles are shining, golden incense burners are filled with auspicious mist, and the incense is very prosperous.
A gust of evil wind blew by, and the young men and women and soldiers guarding the hall yawned and fell asleep one after another. Daji walked quickly into the hall, burned incense, knelt down and bowed, paying respects to the empress devoutly.
The nine-tailed fox spirit is not a powerful monster. It is difficult for her to even carry shoes for a great god like Nuwa. Worshiping devoutly in front of the statue is her only way to meet her master.
There are gods above your head. You cannot speak the names of gods casually. What you think is a whisper can be heard clearly by others.
Daji's kowtow soon attracted the attention of Nuwa.
As for the last time King Zhou wrote a poem on the wall of Nuwa Palace, it was a blasphemous poem. Nuwa did not react for a long time and only came late after King Zhou returned to Chaoge City. In fact, it can be explained.
It’s my birthday, so I’m happy and go to Huoyun Cave to play mahjong with the Three Emperors. It’s not too much, right
Not too much.
To put it in a more serious way, a certain person with ulterior motives concealed the truth and covered up this incident for King Zhou. After the task was completed, he left, hiding his identity and name.
If you are a little braver, the evil wind that rolled up the curtains and revealed the true appearance of the statue of Nuwa was also done by someone with ulterior motives.
Let's not talk about the calculations for now, let's just say that Nuwa sensed the nine-tailed fox spirit's request to see her. At first, she thought that this hall was too unlucky and did not want to meet Daji. An hour later, considering that Daji had a correct attitude, she appeared in the air through the statue.
Purple mist and fragrant wind blew by, and thousands of auspicious colors appeared. The statue, which was originally a dead object, came to life in the blink of an eye.
Her skin was flawless like white jade, her appearance was extremely beautiful, and she was extremely pretty. Her face was covered by a white veil for half the day, and she looked mysterious and majestic, which made Daji kowtow to her repeatedly.
"My little demon has met the Majesty, may the Majesty live forever."
"You are not in Chaoge to confuse the emperor. Why do you want to see me?"
Nuwa's voice was ethereal, as if it was beyond the clouds. Daji did not dare to hide it, and took out the broken sword and presented it with both hands: "Reporting to the Queen, I received the Queen's order and dared not slack off. I hid in the backyard of the palace and tried my best to confuse the tyrant king. It was going smoothly at first, and I had already bewitched the tyrant king. Unexpectedly, Yun Zhongzi, a Qigong practitioner from Mount Zhongnan, suddenly appeared. He revealed the little demon's whereabouts and used the sword as a warning. If I continue to confuse King Zhou, my end will be like this sword."
"Did Yun Zhongzi really say that?"
Nuwa became suspicious. Yun Zhongzi was a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun of the Chan sect. His fellow disciples had committed a murderous crime, which led to the great calamity of the Conferred Gods. If he could awaken the unjust and foolish monarch and delay the great calamity, the Chan sect would be the one to suffer. He should not have done such an unwise act.
"Everything I said is true. I have the sword as proof. How can it be false?"
Daji's voice was trembling and sad, and the wooden sword in her hand was genuine, which made Nuwa even more confused. She couldn't figure out what Yun Zhongzi wanted to do, and whether it was his own decision or Yuanshi Tianzun's instruction.
Is Yuanshi Tianzun crazy
Yuanshi Tianzun would not go crazy, the only one who would go crazy is Yun Zhongzi.
"King Zhou knows your whereabouts?"
"It is known that Yun Zhongzi asked him to pass this broken sword to Xiao Yao."
Daji's cries grew louder: "I will sacrifice my life for you, even if Yun Zhongzi has great magical powers, I am not afraid. But that ruthless and incompetent emperor already knows where I am. I am afraid that the mission you have given me will not be..."
"What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that Yun Zhongzi will beat you to death?"
That’s right, the nine-tailed fox is not a nine-life cat demon, so once it dies, it’s really dead.
Daji did want to retreat, but she could not tell whether Nuwa was happy or angry from her high position. She kowtowed repeatedly and said, "I am not afraid of death, but Yun Zhongzi is blocking me. With him in the way, I cannot get close to the tyrant. I have no choice but to come to see you, my lady."
"You can go to Chaoge by yourself. Yun Zhongzi won't dare to do anything to you."
"But the little demon was framed by Yun Zhongzi, and now his whereabouts have been exposed. How can he still deceive the tyrant?"
"… "
Nuwa did not say anything. The fox spirit's job was to seduce people. How to seduce the tyrant was the problem the witch should consider, not the one who gave the orders.
As a veteran deity, Nuwa has both status and position. Such words are not suitable for her to say. She hopes that the nine-tailed fox spirit will wake up on her own.
Daji had realized it a long time ago, but she just wouldn't say anything. She looked at Nuwa with tears in her eyes, looking so pitiful.
You're a piece of trash. You can't even take on the smallest responsibility. What's the use of you
Nuwa was furious, and suddenly frowned, saying in a cold voice: "The tyrant is on his way here on horseback. He is really calculating and wants to see who your master is!"
"My lady, I have no such intention. It is not me who brought the tyrant here."
Daji was horrified and hurriedly explained, "I'm afraid the tyrant believed Yun Zhongzi's slander and used the broken sword to test my mind. He realized that I was not in the palace and became murderous, so he chased me all the way here."
"How can he, a mortal, keep up with you?"
"… "
Touching upon her blind spot in knowledge, Daji didn't know how to explain it and could only put the blame on Yun Zhongzi.
"Step aside and don't make a sound. I want to see what this unjust and tyrannical emperor is here for!"
The purple mist and fragrant wind dissipated, and the hall suddenly became deserted. The sleeping boys and girls and soldiers woke up one after another. They had no idea what had just happened, and they didn't even realize that they had fainted for no reason.
Daji made a spell to become invisible and retreated behind the red pillars in the main hall, thinking that this place was the territory of the goddess Nuwa, and even if Yun Zhongzi came, he would not dare to do anything to her.
A sound of galloping horses came and stopped far outside the palace. Lu Bei dismounted, patted his long legs, and thought to himself that it was annoying.
Riding a horse is too tiring. No wonder all the gods with some abilities ride rare and exotic animals. From now on, he will insist on riding without a horse.
"Your Majesty, I bow to you!"
The soldiers stationed here bowed one after another. Lu Bei ordered Generals Chao Tian and Chao Lei to guard the palace gate. Without his order, no one was allowed to enter, no matter what noise was made in the palace.
Even gods are no exception!
Chao Tian and Chao Lei have no Taoist magic, nor do they have earth-shattering martial arts. In terms of their skills as military generals, the two brothers combined are not enough to beat Lu Bei. If the immortals force their way in, they will definitely not be able to stop them.
But this is not something Lu Bei should consider. He only gave orders, and it was up to Chao Tian and Chao Lei to figure out how to complete the orders.
Lu Bei entered the hall holding a sword and ordered people to close the door. He glanced at the four corners of the hall, stepped around and inspected to make sure that no one was breathing. Then he walked in front of the statue of Nuwa with the gait of a dragon or a tiger.
Bang!
"My queen, there were many people that day, so today I kneel down for you."
"You are a goddess who is high above everyone else. Why would you bother to argue with a mere ant like Xiao Wang and damage your status for nothing? Is that right or not?"
"Xiao Wang made a big mistake because he was crazy that day. After returning home, he closed the door and reflected on his mistakes. The more he thought about it, the more..."
"Let your majesty know that I have thought it through. This palace is a little small and not magnificent. It should be expanded ten or a hundred times, decorated with jewels, jade, gold and silver. It should be more magnificent than any other palace in the world. Only in this way can you show your unique status in the world."
"…" x2
Daji hid behind a pillar, and she was in a state of panic. Seeing King Zhou coming at her with such a fierce momentum, she thought that the tyrant had lost his mind and was ready to pick up her sword and chop down the statue of Nuwa.
The result, that’s it
You are quite skilled at kneeling. Where did you practice that
Daji thought about it and it seemed that it was practiced behind her.
Nuwa was also stunned. Looking at King Zhou who was admitting his mistake obediently below, she felt a little soft-hearted for a moment and decided to forgive his mistakes.
It was not that he coveted the magnificent palace, nor did he care about the unique status. He simply felt that the tyrant was sincere and had truly repented.
Everyone makes mistakes. Since he sincerely admits his mistake, there's no harm in forgiving him this time.
As Nuwa was stunned, a fragrant purple mist blew up in the hall. Lu Bei thought he had called out Nuwa and subconsciously looked at the statue.
Eye-catching...
Hey, Sister She, you have such great power!
Nuwa had a face like She Xuan, which was both expected and unexpected. Lu Bei was slightly stunned and knelt more calmly.
Anyway, he had kneeled often before, so it didn't matter if he did it once or twice. If this face went against his will, he was sure he could kneel in a few more ways.
At the same time, I felt happy.
The queen is just so-so in appearance, an average looking thing, far inferior to the vixen in his palace.
No wonder he turned against the fox later. Not only did he denounce the fox spirit for killing innocent people, but he also watched her die without helping her and tied up the witch and gave her to Jiang Ziya. It turned out to be because of this!
Not to mention, it’s not just her face, her temper is the same as Sister She’s, she’s not a good woman.
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Lu Bei laughed so hard that his teeth were exposed.
Seeing the tyrant baring his teeth at her with a mocking smile, Nuwa was immediately furious. She always felt that the smile was malicious and was commenting on her appearance, and it was not a good comment at all.
The tyrant is seeking death!
A biting cold wind suddenly blew up in the hall, the room temperature dropped sharply, ice flowers condensed, snow flew like knives, and a thick layer of solid ice spread on the ground, making Lu Bei grim in fear from the cold.
With a bang, he broke the thick layer of ice on his body and fell to his knees. He shivered and shouted, "I am honored to see the Queen. If the Queen does not forsake me, please show yourself. I made a big mistake before, and I am willing to accept the punishment."
With this face, he knelt down with peace of mind and didn't feel wronged at all.
"Yin Shou, why did you laugh just now?"
A cold voice sounded, and the cold air in the hall became even thicker. The extreme cold that should have frozen people into ice cubes was like falling into an ice cave when it fell on Lu Bei, but it was not unbearable.
Just like the last weird poem, King Zhou possessed the aura of a ruler and even Nuwa could not do anything to him.
Killing him by force is fine, but it is not necessary. It will only bring more unhappiness. It is better to send a fox spirit to disrupt the government and get the merit of following the will of heaven.
"Your Majesty, I am innocent. I didn't laugh!" Lu Bei cried out in injustice, as he didn't remember ever laughing.
This is what it's like to be invincible in your life. As long as you are happy, you don't care whether others can bear it or not. You have been arrogant for a long time and have developed a self-centered habit. The joy just now was purely a subconscious behavior and it was really not intentional.
"Yin Shou, according to you, I was wrong?"
"I dare not. Since Her Majesty said so, I must have laughed." Lu Bei replied solemnly, trying to be well-behaved.
It's not shabby. He was much more humble than this when he was coaxing She Xuan.
"Then answer me why you were laughing just now!!"
"Xiao Wang thought of something happy."
"What is it?"
“Your Majesty, a nine-tailed fox spirit has sneaked into my harem. She has called on her friends to gather a clique and also brought in two evil women. She wants to rape me and destroy the ethics of the harem and the court. She is determined to destroy the Shang Dynasty and my family.” Lu Bei said in a loud voice.
"You have violated the moral code and acted recklessly, defying the will of heaven and being violent. Even without that vixen, you would still have brought about the destruction of your country and your family." Nuwa said disdainfully.
Lu Bei bowed down again, sincerely convinced, "Thank you, Madam, for enlightening me. I have learned your lesson. This time when I return to Chaoge, I will work hard to govern the country, restore the country, turn the tide, and save the country from collapse. I will take it as my responsibility to be a wise ruler of all ages and be a good monarch who loves the country and the people."
"…" x2
This statement made Nuwa helpless.
"I have received your instructions, and every word you said is like a pearl of wisdom. I feel like I have been enlightened. The strategies for governing a country that I couldn't understand before now all become clear to me. Don't worry, Your Majesty. I will keep your teachings in mind and will never forget them until I die." Lu Bei spoke passionately, his blood boiling.
"…" x2
You, it would be better for you to be a tyrant, everyone thinks so.
"It was Xiao Wang who was excited. He has not yet finished what he said. Your Majesty, please listen to Xiao Wang continue."
Lu Bei's face straightened up, "That vixen drinks little but talks a lot. After a few cups of horse urine, she reveals her true colors. I asked her how she was going to harm the government, and she told me one by one, which made Xiao Wang laugh uncontrollably."
"The vixen first seduced the young prince with her beauty, and when the time was right, she plotted to depose the young prince's virtuous queen and beloved concubine, telling the young prince to do it himself. She first gouged out the queen's eyes and tortured her to death, then beheaded the two princes to make the young prince extinct, and finally used tortures such as burning with fire and scorpion pots to kill the good men in the harem who disobeyed her discipline."
"Once she has pacified the harem and becomes the queen, she can extend her power to the court, execute virtuous ministers and rebel against good generals, and use torture to intimidate officials so that they dare not speak out... "
"I have summoned the people of Chaoge to serve as coolies, and have used their blood and sweat to build one spectacle after another on a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. I have drunk the blood and eaten the flesh of the people of the world with my own hands."
"When the land is desolate for thousands of miles, the people are living in misery, and cannibalism is rampant everywhere, the little king will become a cruel and tyrannical ruler, and the princes of various places will rebel. There will no longer be good weather, peace and prosperity in the world..."
"Listen to this, my lady. Isn't this statement funny?"
"…" x2
"My lady, please say something!"
Lu Bei grinned with a cold look in his eyes, and slowly stood up to look into the statue's eyes. For a moment, his aura overwhelmed Nuwa so much that she dared not speak.
"Also, the vixen said that she entered the palace to seduce the little prince, and was instructed by a powerful person. If I tell you the name, you will burst into laughter, Madam!"
Bang!
Daji fell out of her invisible state, knelt on the ground and trembled, saying sadly: "My queen, please don't listen to the slander of the tyrant. I never had such thoughts, and I didn't say anything wrong after drinking. He has turned everything upside down. I hope my queen can see clearly and clear my name."
Hey, the vixen is here too
Wonderful!
You really are worthy of being the big brother, you’re there for every assist!
"Hey, beautiful Daji, why are you here?"
Lu Bei was greatly surprised. His expression suddenly changed. His eyes switched back and forth between Daji and Nuwa. He said in disbelief, "Could it be that the mastermind behind you is..."
"How dare you, little fox girl, gossip like that here!"
There was a fierce light in Nuwa's eyes, and she wanted to kill the fox spirit.
Lu Bei took a step sideways, blocking Nuwa's sight, and said with a serious face: "So that's how it is. It's me, Prince Menglang. I really thought that the Queen wanted to cause chaos in the world and make the people suffer. Come to think of it, the Queen is of such status that she would never do such a mean and mean thing. She has lost her magnanimity and just appears petty."
"…" x2
"Even if it is, because she is the queen, it is and it is not."
Lu Bei drew the long sword from his waist. He was just an ordinary man, but he frightened Daji so much that her legs trembled and she couldn't even get up. "It's the little prince who should do the rough work of killing the fox demon. Don't dirty your hands. Don't worry, after she dies, what happened today will be known to heaven and earth, you and me, and no one else will know."
clang!
The sword is sheathed!
Lu Bei laughed again. He stretched out his hand towards Daji and said, "My beauty, why are you so frightened? I was just joking with you. There is no such thing as a monster. How could this be the instruction of Goddess Nuwa? In my opinion, this is clearly the Goddess testing whether I have the ability to govern the country as a monarch."
"…" x2
"My lady, is this true?"
"King of Man, what you said makes sense."
“Hehehehe—”
Lu Bei laughed heartily, ignoring the tenderness Daji offered him, and turned around and said, "If that's the case, I'll tell you, Your Majesty is such a person, a great god who is high above, a god with compassion and sympathy for all people. You sent the fox demon to my side, and everything you do is a test. Even if I can't withstand it, Your Majesty will help me wake up before killing innocent people, right?"
"…" x2
Daji looked at King Zhou with trembling eyes. She felt that this man was so strange, with such broad shoulders and such a tall and majestic figure. For a moment, she felt a little cold.
Because the indoor temperature is low, it is frozen and cooled on the spot.
"My lady, please say something!"
"The Human King... what you said makes sense."
Nuwa sighed, she had underestimated King Zhou of Shang. She had thought he was a tyrant who was greedy for beauty, but she never expected that he was so wise and scheming.
She lost this game, so she withdrew and never intervened again.
"That's a very reasonable point."
Lu Bei clapped his hands in approval, "Your Majesty cares about the people of the world and specially sent a maid to test my way of governing. The people worship you and pay tribute to you every year. Your Majesty deserves it."
"…" x2
Daji swallowed quietly. King Zhou's image changed drastically, becoming taller than ever before, which made her feel itchy and she wanted to have a good sex with him.
Nuwa remained silent, but every word was heart-wrenching and made her feel ashamed.
That's enough. If you continue, she will get angry.
"How can I be the only one who knows about your noble act? This great kindness should be recorded in a book and spread throughout the land of Shang Dynasty. Even after thousands of years, your good name will live on in the world forever."
Lu Bei narrowed his eyes and stared at the statue. "I am not talented, but I have read a few books and have some knowledge of writing. I would like to write a book myself. What do you think, Majesty?"
"Since the Human King has won, why should he not show mercy?"
Nuwa secretly thought it was bad luck that this beast was respectful at first but arrogant later. He just happened to use the word "reason" to make her speechless. He deserved to be the king of humans.
How could the Shang Dynasty perish at the hands of such a brave and resourceful monarch? Was there something wrong with destiny
Looking at King Zhou, who had no place for his domineering aura, Nuwa could not help but become suspicious. If there had not been a major change in the future, and someone with great supernatural powers had not feared the consequences and killed King Zhou, the Shang Dynasty would never have been overthrown by Xiqi.
"You are joking, Madam. It is not that I am in a powerful position and will not spare others, but that some people are in a powerful position and will not spare me."
After that, he casually pointed at a wall and said, "My queen, do you still remember the poem that I once praised, 'If only I could be charming and move, I could take back Changle to serve the king', that's the poem."
To be honest, this is teasing in public!
Nuwa was not surprised and pretended not to hear anything, letting Lu Bei continue.
She wanted to see how much secrets this wise ruler knew.
"That day, an evil wind blew, and I saw the queen's true face. At that time, I was bewildered and thought that the queen was interested in me, so she showed her true face to me. It was not until Daji entered the palace that I realized that this was clearly a plot to sow discord between us."
Lu Bei was talking nonsense, and because it was She Yan's face, he subconsciously teased her. Fortunately, he changed his words in time in the second half and recovered.
It won’t be too late to tease this Sister She after I regain my invincible strength, otherwise…
She really has a narrow mind, which is obviously inversely proportional to her broad-mindedness.
"From what the Human King said, has the real culprit been found?"
"There are a few candidates. They are all high-ranking masters with great magical powers. I dare not mention their names."
"I have already concealed the secret, so you can speak freely, King."
"I can't say it, I can't say it. I am just an ordinary man, how can I understand the secrets of heaven? What if the queen is joking with me, wouldn't I be walking into a trap!" Lu Bei smiled slightly.
The more Nuwa watched, the more incredible it seemed to her. She concluded that as long as King Zhou did not die, the Shang Dynasty would not perish, and that there must be something wrong with the destiny.
This great calamity of the Conferred Gods involves too many things, and it is difficult to tell the truth from falsehood. The water in it is probably deeper than she imagined.
She was not thoughtful enough to rush into the game rashly!
The game has already begun, and if you want to get out...
Nuwa was in a great headache. She looked at King Zhou with ulterior motives and wondered what his purpose was.
It's not that she was worried that King Zhou would write a book and make the story of her assigning the fox spirit famous forever, but she felt that the other party was well prepared and must have a big plan, so she wanted to hear what he had to say.
"I have a favor to ask, and I hope Your Majesty will grant me a favor." Lu Bei clasped his hands together and stood up, no longer needing to kneel.
"… "
"Don't worry, your Majesty. The book is pure nonsense. If you don't believe it, you can go out and ask around. I always keep my word and it's as good as gold."
"What do you want?"
"I want the Queen..."
Lu Bei paused in the middle of his words, looked down at the charming Daji, and frowned slightly: "This matter is of great importance, it cannot be spread to anyone, please send her to Chaoge City."
"The Human King won't kill the demon girl anymore?"
Nuwa chuckled. She was just a mortal after all. It was difficult to control her emotions in front of such a beautiful woman.
"A day of marriage brings a hundred days of love. Although she doesn't love me, I can't let her down. Keeping her in the deep palace is the best of both worlds."
"… "
Husband and wife once a day are bound by a hundred days of grace!
Daji was surprised and felt the world spinning before her eyes. She had a feeling of depression in her chest and could only vent it by crying.
If she could live today, she would be a good and virtuous woman, supporting her husband and raising her children, and being faithful to him forever.
The scene was too shocking to the eyes, so Lu Bei closed his eyes and ignored it. What he cared about was Daji's three fox faces, that is, Daji's physical body, rather than the soul of the nine-tailed fox spirit in her body.
The latter deserved to die, and death was inevitable. If he didn't kill him, Nuwa would have killed him anyway.
In comparison, he prefers the innocent, delicate and shy Su Daji of Jizhou. If Nuwa could resurrect this unfortunate guy, it would be best as there would be one less wronged soul in the world.
But if Su Daji is resurrected, the nine-tailed fox spirit will definitely die.
Similarly, the grasshopper, the nine-headed pheasant demon, and the jade pipa demon, who are on the same rope, will all die. They know secrets that they shouldn't know, and Nuwa will not allow them to live in this world.
Although the two monsters were worthless, they were born with good looks, one had the face of a godmother and the other a brother. Lu Bei couldn't bear to see their heads and bodies separated.
Therefore, the nine-tailed fox spirit cannot die. Once she dies, the three familiar faces will kick their legs.
Lu Bei could only say sorry to Su Daji and endure it. For the sake of his elder brother, he took back his invincible magic power and found a way to bring Su Daji back to life. He sent her back to Jizhou in a sedan chair carried by eight people to be the daughter of an official family.
To show his apology, he would give her a clean new body instead of one in the shape of King Zhou. It would also be good for her to marry an honest man.
Seeing that King Zhou not only wanted the fox spirit but also wanted to keep the other two female demons, Nuwa smiled knowingly. He might not be a tyrant, but he was definitely lustful.
In this way, her previous plan was not wrong.
Nuwa walked out of the statue and waved her hand to send the nine-tailed fox spirit away. Before leaving, the demon girl looked at Lu Bei with tears in her eyes, and seemed reluctant to leave.
The ice in the hall receded and the room temperature returned to normal.
Seeing the lifelike Nuwa, Lu Bei felt that the air became much sweeter. He looked straight at the half of her pretty face covered by the white veil and smiled slightly, as if they were an old couple who had not seen each other for many days.
Nuwa frowned slightly, and was very unhappy about this.
After all, it's not you!
Lu Bei sighed inwardly, bowed and took a half step back to show respect: "I would like the Queen to help introduce me to a leader. If I can get him to accept me as his disciple, the idea of writing a book will be a joke from now on."
"Why is it that you are the leader of a religion? Can't I be your teacher?"
This woman has such a strong desire to win. She has been tolerating Daji for some time, right
Lu Bei murmured in his heart, suspecting that Nuwa had a magic mirror that she looked at three times a day.
Nuwa: Magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world
Magic Mirror: Su Daji.
Nuwa: Bring me the demon flag!
Then Su Daji died. Nuwa didn't throw an apple, but a fox.
"Why is the Human King silent? Do you really think nothing of me?"
Nuwa was even more displeased. Not only was she very competitive, she also had a bad temper and changed her attitude faster than turning the pages of a book.
"Your Highness, you are joking. If I could have such a wise teacher like yours, I would be so happy."
Lu Bei hurriedly explained, praising her sincerely, "It is true that the Empress is extremely charming. I have all the beauties in the world and countless beauties in the harem, but it is still difficult to resist the Empress' stunning beauty. In order to avoid humiliating myself in the future, it is better to find another famous teacher."
It sounded a bit teasing, but Nuwa was very happy to hear it. She liked to be told the truth, so she asked for more.
Lu Bei saw it all, and on top of Nuwa's original labels of being arrogant, competitive, bad-tempered, petty, vain, and ruthless, he added another compliment: she likes to be patted on the butt.
That's good. He likes such a partner. A shameless person who abandons the classics is troublesome.
Daozu, please don’t abandon the scriptures during the Conferred God Ceremony!
"Which leader does the Human King want to take as his master?"
"The Jiejiao, the Master of Tongtian."
"Oh, why him?"
The smile in Nuwa's eyes grew deeper. As she expected, King Zhou really knew a lot of secrets.
"A great catastrophe is approaching, and the Shang Dynasty may be in danger of being destroyed. Among the three religions, the Jie Sect is also in danger of being destroyed. I am sure that Master Tongtian and I will get along well from the beginning." Lu Bei said with a smile.
"That's wrong!"
Nuwa shook her head and said, "Ten thousand immortals from Jiejiao have come to pay tribute, and there are countless talented people. Daoyou Tongtian has the Four Immortal-Slaying Swords with him. The Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation cannot be broken by the Four Saints. Their luck is long-standing, so how can they be in danger of being destroyed?"
She admitted that Jiejiao was powerful and that this calamity would inevitably lead to its decline due to its peak, but to say that it would be a disaster that would destroy the sect was really alarmist.
"Ten thousand immortals have come to pay homage, what a majestic sight! Your Majesty, don't you think that Master Tongtian is too arrogant?"
Yes, there are some.
"When yin reaches its extreme, yang will appear; when prosperity reaches its extreme, decline will follow. This is the truth of heaven and earth. The Immortal Execution Sword Formation can only be broken by the Four Saints. How come, apart from Master Tongtian, there are no other four saints in the world?"
Lu Bei said meaningfully: "I am a mortal, I don't know how to cultivate longevity, but I am the ruler of a country, and governing eight hundred princes is nothing more than maneuvering. In addition to Master Tongtian, there must be other masters in the world, it is not difficult to gather the four saints."
Nuwa's heart skipped a beat, and she became even more apprehensive about this great calamity of the Conferred Gods. She subconsciously said, "Even if the Immortal Executioner Sword Formation can be broken, Jiejiao also has thousands of immortals coming to pay homage. How can the situation be broken?"
"Simple, Yin Shang's luck is also invincible. Didn't the queen also send three monsters into the palace?"
"Is there such a thing?"
Nuwa was extremely surprised, and her innocent look gradually turned cold. She advised King Zhou not to confuse right and wrong without any basis, and to remember that disaster comes from the mouth.
Lu Bei rolled his eyes, adding another shameless label.
Logically speaking, if Sister She had been so shameless back then, there would be no chance for Senior Sister Bai, and Xiao Xiaobei would have gone down the mountain to join in the fun long ago.
"Human King, continue."
"No more talking. What's the difference between talking about saints in front of the queen and bringing shame upon oneself? There's no point in talking any more."
"Okay, when you want to talk about it someday, come to Nuwa Temple and kowtow three thousand times."
"… "
Lu Bei looked at Nuwa in silence. He said the same thing again. If he hadn't lost the three sacred birds, he would have been sitting in the corner rubbing his hands together with such mediocre stuff.
"continue."
Well, the queen flavor is quite strong!
Lu Bei was helpless. He had been too arrogant just now and had severely humiliated Nuwa. He even called her a bitch in front of her younger sister. It was only natural that he should get revenge on her now.
"The Ten Thousand Immortals may seem like a great force, but in reality they are mixed. Master Tongtian teaches everyone and has countless disciples. How many of them are blessed with great fortune? And how many are immoral and unscrupulous, lying under the shade of the Jiejiao tree?"
"It is calculated without intention. After this catastrophe, only one in a hundred people from Jiejiao will survive. The fate is set."
"You see it clearly."
Nuwa exclaimed in admiration, and was quite appreciative of the vision of this mortal man. If he had been born tens of thousands of years earlier, he could have become a religious leader.
"All different paths lead to the same destination. I think the way of a king is to fight for luck, that's all." Lu Bei waved his hand modestly and continued to wave the banner of a tyrant.
Otherwise, tell Nuwa that he has read the original work
"Since Jiejiao is bound to fail, why doesn't the Human King find another wise master instead of looking for Taoist Tongtian?"
"The Jie Sect was defeated, and the Shang Dynasty was also defeated. Apart from Master Tongtian, I have no choice."
Lu Bei shrugged: "Your Majesty also knows that if I go to find other leaders, I'm afraid I won't be able to reach the gate of the fairy mountain even if I kneel down."
"If you kneel down, I will accept you as my disciple!"
"Are you serious?"
"… "
Nuwa hesitated. She was more inclined towards the Chan sect, and gave away all the Lingzhu.
There is no other meaning, except that the Chan sect has a greater chance of winning, and also that Yuanshi Tianzun speaks very nicely, unlike Tongtian Jiaozhu, who relies on his great luck and is quite arrogant.
It’s better not to accept this disciple!
Of course, King Zhou + Master Tongtian also have the possibility of turning the tide, and she doesn't mind betting on both sides.
If Yuanshi Tianzun asked, she would mention the evil wind in Nuwa Palace. That crooked poem was not just King Zhou's impulsive thought. Everyone knew it, but she didn't point it out.
"My lady, there is no time to lose. Please introduce me to Master Tong Tian."
"Well, it's up to you."
Nuwa put her fingers together and emitted a beam of spiritual light, then said: "Daoyou Tongtian has been giving lectures on Jin'ao Island for many years. It is not convenient for me to see him now. When he receives the spiritual talisman, he will naturally come to see you."
"You are worthy of being the queen. You are so honored." Lu Bei flattered her openly.
Nuwa smiled faintly and said with satisfaction: "No, I just want to tell fellow Daoist Tongtian that there is a tyrant who cursed him in front of me and said that he was unworthy of his position. Jiejiao will be destroyed."
Lu Bei: (=_=)
Just wait, little girl. In the future, I will let you have whatever you want, and there will be a time for you to cry!
This wait lasted for more than half an hour. Nuwa was too lazy to waste time with Lu Bei. Although she had plenty of time, the tyrant was really annoying to look at. So she stepped into the statue and returned to her palace.
Lu Bei had nothing to do, so he weighed his own worth and felt it was enough, at least as high as two or three floors. He picked up his pen and wrote the seven-character regulated verse on the wall again.
I don’t know who wiped off the previous calligraphy. Bah, how uncultured! Don’t they know that this is a cultural relic
The second time Lu Bei wrote a crooked poem, the Nuwa statue didn't react at all. After he signed his poem with the name of the tyrant emperor, he turned around and found that there was an extra person in the hall.
The young man had a handsome face, deep eyes beneath his sword-like brows, a well-fitting black robe, and a beautiful jade on his waist, making him look very attractive.
Not bad, almost 30% as handsome as him. If he could trim his stubble, he would be even more handsome.
Big Brother, why is it you
How come you, an air force guy, got the last meal of the Jie Sect instead of going to the Chen Sect to play Jiang Ziya
Is it because Jin'ao Island is close to the sea, the water is deep and there are many fish, while Chanjiao is located in a famous inland mountain, the water is shallow and there are many turtles
No, it’s not possible. It’s difficult to pump water from Jinao Island!
Lu Bei originally thought that the signal delay in the Conferred God World was serious, and that Master Tongtian had not received Nuwa's text message for a long time. However, when he saw the honorable look on Senior Brother Lin Yu's face, he instantly understood the key.
The case is solved.
I must have been unable to hold back and secretly cast a few shots on the way here.
"Not asking?"
"Brother? Immortal? Supreme Immortal?!"
"Excuse me, excuse me."
The young man turned his gaze away from the crooked poem on the wall. He first bowed to the statue of Nuwa, then clasped his hands and bowed, expressing deep admiration: "From Luofu Cave, Mount Emei, Zhao Gongming, Your Majesty is honored."
"Ah, this..."
Lu Bei's eyes widened. What a powerful person! The eldest senior brother stood up.
Lu Bei was surprised, and Zhao Gongming was even more surprised. No wonder the master specially asked him to come and pick someone up. He dared to scribble obscene poems in the hall of Nuwa and even signed his name. He was indeed a daring lunatic.
He can still survive, didn’t Goddess Nuwa see it
"So you are Immortal Zhao from Emei Mountain. I have heard of your great name for a long time. I am so sorry for the disrespect."
Lu Bei came back to his senses and quickly complimented him. The name "E Mei" sounded very friendly, and with the face of the eldest brother, it sounded even more friendly.
Brother, he’s my brother-in-law!
"I don't deserve it. This empty title is not worth mentioning."
The colorful sedan was carried by everyone, and Zhao Gongming did not hesitate. He opened his mouth to retort a few words, but after thinking for a moment, he could not find any words to praise King Zhou, so he gave up.
"Please wait a moment, Immortal. I will give a few instructions to the soldiers outside and they will be right back."
Lu Bei walked quickly to the palace gate, half-closed the door and said to Chao Tian and Chao Lei, "I and Lady Nuwa hit it off right away. We will stay in the palace tonight. Without my order, none of you may enter. Do you understand?"
The Chao brothers were confused. After thinking about it and understanding the deeper meaning, they became even more confused.
Lu Bei didn't care what they thought. He clasped his hands together and asked Zhao Gongming to lead the way and go to Jin'ao Island as soon as possible. He had wanted to meet Master Tongtian for a long time.
I’m curious about what Tongtian Jiaozhu looks like.
"I hope Your Majesty knows that Master has instructed that we are not going to Jin'ao Island, but Sanxian Island."
Why is it Sanxian Island
Isn’t the Taoist temple of Master Tongtian Jin’ao Island
The owners of the Three Fairy Islands are the three Yunxiao sisters, and there are some other little friends who are all foreign fairies. It is the famous Little Women's Kingdom in the Investiture of the Gods.
Taking him, a tyrant with a good reputation for lust, to Sanxian Island, isn't that challenging his weak spot
Damn it, Master Tongtian is a good man!
Lu Bei was at a loss for words, thinking that it didn't matter where they went, the choice was not his anyway, and Sanxian Island was Sanxian Island.
Curious, what the three Yunxiao sisters look like.
Zhao Gongming waved his sleeves and flew into the air, taking Lu Bei with him as he passed through the ground and through the wall. After they were far away from Nuwa Palace, they flew on the clouds and headed straight towards the East China Sea.
On the way, Zhao Gongming observed the changes in Lu Bei's expression. Seeing that the tyrant behaved generously and was not afraid of flying in the clouds, he thought to himself that there were many rumors in the world, and this kind of courage was not an ordinary person.
After trying to accelerate, Lu Bei remained calm and composed.
Sanxian Island is located in the East China Sea, not far from the Jiejiao's base camp Jin'ao Island. Zhao Gongming is the eldest brother of Sanxiao and is also a master in Sanxian Island. He descended on auspicious clouds and calmly stepped through the gate of the formation.
The distant mountains are hazy, jade is covered with white gauze, surrounded by clouds and mist, with shadows everywhere. The green mountains are half covered by white clouds, like a mirage or a fairyland on earth.
What a good temple! The owner here must be extremely beautiful.
"Brother, you are here."
Hearing the familiar voice, Lu Bei's eyes lit up. He leaned over Zhao Gongming and saw three beauties in white. They were of noble temperament, like banished immortals descended to the earth.
Although the eldest brother is as handsome as the sun, they are all of the same quality, but when the three of them get together, they act like sisters and are so beautiful that they immediately outshine the eldest brother.
Cloudy sky, jadeite sky, blue sky.
Bai Jin, Zhu Qilan, and Taifu.
Lu Bei: (⊙⌒⊙)
Not only Senior Brother, but even Senior Sister, you have stood up!
By the way, is this group really compatible? Why is Taifu the mistress? Speaking of facts and reasoning, as an idol and teacher, she should be the undisputed leader.
Oh, Bai Jin came here first, and everyone who sees her has to call her sister.
That's no problem.
In the distant sky, the Taoist priest with a long sword slung across his body lowered his eyes, and a smile appeared on his cold and almost ruthless face.
"interesting… "
"Young Master, it has to be you!"