Lu Bei stood behind Zhao Gongming and peered towards the three wings, no, towards the three sisters.
The Wu Zhou content of Jiejiao is too high!
The face was very familiar, and the personality had changed a lot, especially Bixiao, who had the face of a tutor. Lu Bei felt that he could lie to her nine times in one night.
The leader, Yunxiao, is calm and collected, seemingly gentle and generous, but in fact she is warm on the outside but cold on the inside, and she is the most mature in mind.
Qiong Xiao is quiet and elegant, seemingly unapproachable, but in fact she is cold on the outside but warm on the inside, strong-willed and resolute.
Bixiao is lively and active. He seems to be very loyal, and in fact he is also very loyal. He often gets excited and dares to say and do anything.
To sum up, the difficulty of the strategy increases from top to bottom. It is almost impossible to take the lead, so it is recommended to start with Bixiao first.
Lu Bei touched his chin. She was worthy of being Senior Sister Bai. She would still be Bai Yueguang in another world. He raised his hand and nudged Zhao Gongming's lower back: "Brother, don't just talk about yourself. Introduce me to you!"
Who is your elder brother? Stop talking nonsense here, you tyrant!
Zhao Gongming was slightly disgusted, but when he turned around and saw Lu Bei's impatient look, he became even more disgusted. On the surface, he happily introduced the three sisters to Lu Bei, but secretly told his three sisters that this beast was the notorious tyrant Yin Shou in the world.
Yunxiao nodded and smiled, Qiongxiao nodded lightly, and Bixiao looked him up and down, quite curious.
Brother, this boy has a good appearance and doesn’t look like a tyrant!
Nonsense! You can't judge a person by his appearance!
Zhao Gongming immediately scolded his younger sister Bixiao, and to show that what he said was true, he recited the poem that Lu Bei wrote in Nuwa Palace.
The scene in the phoenix and luan treasure tent is extraordinary, and it is decorated with ingenious gold and mud patterns.
The distant mountains are green, and the dancing sleeves are reflected in the sunset.
The pear blossoms are so gorgeous in the rain, and the peonies are so charming in the mist.
But if I can get the charming girl to move, I can bring Changle back to serve the king.
The first three sentences praise Nuwa for her extremely beautiful appearance, beautiful artistic conception, and poetic and picturesque style, with a graceful style of a tiger sniffing a rose.
With the addition of the fourth sentence, the whole style of the poem changes drastically, turning it into a perverted poem that blasphemes the goddess.
Yunxiao: The writing is acceptable.
Qiong Xiao: He is so audacious and truly a tyrant.
Bixiao: He is not dead yet. Goddess Nuwa has a really good temper.
The three sisters had different opinions. Yunxiao wondered why Master Tongtian wanted to see the tyrant. Qiongxiao was surprised but said nothing. Only Bixiao looked at Lu Bei with admiration, wondering how many years this guy had left to live and how many years the Shang Dynasty would last.
"Let's disperse. The three sisters still need to practice. Don't waste precious time."
Zhao Gongming waved his hand and told his three sisters to ward off evil spirits and stay away from villains, and not to talk with the tyrant anymore.
Lu Bei was quite unhappy. This senior brother didn't take care of the junior brother at all. What's wrong with chatting for a while? It's not a handshake. It won't get you pregnant.
"Brother, we are waiting here for our master. It won't be too late to leave after we have paid our respects to him."
“That’s right.”
Zhao Gongming nodded, it was indeed true. He raised his hand, grabbed Lu Bei's wrist, and dragged him towards the edge of the island.
Even though Lu Bei had the strength to tear tigers and leopards apart, he was still far inferior to Zhao Gongming, a Qigong immortal. He could only watch the three sisters gradually go away.
"Brother, why are we going to the beach? Let me make it clear first, I don't fish."
"Fishing? What's so… about fishing?"
Zhao Gongming was just worrying about not having a legitimate reason, so he smiled and said, "Your Majesty is right. Master is still giving lectures on Jin'ao Island. I don't know when he will return. Let's go fishing at the beach. Isn't it nice to fish while waiting?"
Fishing is not as interesting as fishing for girls. Let go of it quickly, otherwise I will curse you to be stabbed by a villain!
It was useless for Lu Bei to be angry. He was dragged to the seaside by Zhao Gongming. The two of them were on a huge rock. Zhao Gongming waved his hand, took out a bamboo fishing hook, and took a small fish from the sea as bait.
Big fish eat small fish, small fish catch big fish.
Lu Bei held the fishing rod, his mind completely on Sanxiao. He swung the rod sullenly, then looked at Zhao Gongming who was casting and lifting the rod, catching big fish one after another, and shook his head in disdain.
"Your Majesty, why are you shaking your head and laughing?"
"If I had magic, I would also return with a full load like my elder brother."
"How can this be absurd? Fishing is a leisurely and elegant hobby. I am an upright person. How could I use magic to save face? Your Majesty, please stop making such slanderous remarks."
Zhao Gongming was furious and asked, "How can you, a mortal, say that the immortal used magic?"
Do you have any evidence
You don't!
That's nonsense!
Bah, what a tyrant!
If you dare to bark and talk nonsense again, I will castrate your offspring.
Zhao Gongming had a very bad impression of Lu Bei. The main problem was the way he addressed him. He called him "big brother" whenever he opened his mouth and called him "big brother" whenever he closed his mouth. His wolfish ambition was obvious.
He advised the tyrant to wake up as soon as possible, saying that his three sisters were pure and innocent, and only cared about immortality and nothing else, and had no romantic feelings at all, so he should stop wasting his energy.
Sensing Zhao Gongming's undisguised disdain, Lu Bei rolled his eyes. He could not stand such an injustice and immediately retorted, "Brother, let me make a bet. If you don't use magic, you won't be able to catch a single fish today!"
"Nonsense, I am one with nature, my realm is so high, how could I ask for one and not get one?"
Just because you have the face of an air force man!
Lu Bei said with disdain: "Why are you talking so much? You are just pretending to be guilty. Just tell me, do you dare to accept this bet?"
"How can this be absurd? I have achieved the state of unity between man and nature, and my realm is so profound. How can I be so impulsive as to make such a frivolous bet with you?"
"That means I don't dare."
"Come on, let's gamble. I'm not afraid of you."
Zhao Gongming was furious and pointed at the sea, saying, "Your Majesty, open your eyes and see clearly. I don't need to use any magic now, but I still return with a full load."
"I see. I did use it just now."
"… "
"Brother, say something!"
"Why are you talking nonsense? Let's go fishing."
Zhao Gongming has a gloomy face. The emperor is eloquent and cunning. It is useless to argue with him. The right thing to do is to keep silent.
"Don't worry, big brother. Let's exchange fishing rods. Yours might be a treasure!"
"How is that possible? I didn't tamper with the fishing rod."
Zhao Gongming expressed that he felt disgusted. The foolish monarch judged others by his own mean standards and looked down on him, a true monarch with true virtue.
To prove his innocence, he took the initiative to exchange fishing rods and wiped off the magic spell on his own fishing rod.
"Brother, are you sure you won't use magic next time?"
"Of course. My word is as good as a thousand gold. If I say I won't do it, then I won't do it. Why would I lie to a common man like you for no reason?" Zhao Gongming was almost mad to death. If it weren't for his master's order, he would have taken away such a petty person like the tyrant to fill the sea eye.
"Then swear to God that you will never use magic to fish again."
"… "
"Brother, swear!"
"Humph, who are you calling Big Brother?"
"Master Zhao, swear!"
"… "
Zhao Gongming hesitated. Facing Lu Bei's aggressive pressure, his face flushed, and the veins on his forehead popped out. He argued that magic fishing could not be considered cheating. How could the work of immortals be considered cheating? Then there were some difficult words to understand, such as self-cultivation and calmness, and the beach was filled with hearty laughter.
“Hehehehe—”
Zhao Gongming was very embarrassed by Lu Bei, but even so, he was still unwilling to take Lu Bei back.
This scene was seen by the sword-wielding Taoist priest in the sky, who was quite unhappy for a moment.
"If you don't know the right time, don't understand the heart of a teacher, you are so ignorant."
Master Tongtian!
He continued, "You have offended the young master and created a great enemy for nothing. You will inevitably suffer many disasters in the future. I'm afraid that you have reached the end of your cultivation as an immortal, and there is only one way to go, which is death."
After saying this, he pointed and three rays of light shot out into the air.
Zhao Gongming sat on a huge rock, sensing something, raised his hand to the sky, took a jade talisman, glanced at it, and hurriedly stood up and said, "Your Majesty, Master has called me to Jin'ao Island. Please wait here and don't walk around. I will be back soon."
"Brother, you haven't caught any fish yet!"
"Fish are living beings like you and me. God loves life. How can he take their lives for fun just because we are in a whim?" Zhao Gongming said in a solemn voice. At this moment, he was worthy of being called the True Lord of Tao.
It would have been better if he hadn't broken the fishing rod.
"If the fish dies, I am happy. It doesn't matter if I don't catch the fish."
After saying that, he left Lu Bei, who was looking at him with disdain, and sped away on his cloud.
Without Zhao Gongming watching, Lu Bei immediately stood up and returned the same way. With Bai Jin + Zhu Qilan + Taifu in front of him, he would have to be crazy to wait there.
The idea was good and he was willing to put it into action, but unfortunately he was just a mortal. Facing the Three Immortals Island with its numerous formations, Lu Bei fell into a maze after only taking a few steps.
He followed the method of the Five Elements and Eight Trigrams, rushing left and right in the formation, and just after he got out of the maze, he entered the killing formation. After a few steps, he looked at a large yellow river in front of him and chose to wait there with an obedient look on his face.
Regardless of whether it is the Nine-Bend Yellow River Formation, just looking at its shape, it is full of dangers. He is precious and there is no need to put himself in danger.
After standing there for a while, he heard the sound of laughter. Lu Bei turned his head and saw the white-haired carts coming together. He sighed in his heart that if he did not stand on the side of Jiejiao in this great calamity of the Conferred Gods, what would be the difference between him and King Zhou who killed his wife and abandoned his children.
He is determined to take Master Tongtian as his master!
"Why are you, a mortal, wandering around the Three Immortal Islands?"
"Greetings, two fairies. I am Wang Yinshou, ordered by Master Tongtian to travel across the ocean to Sanxian Island to meet the saint." Lu Bei explained.
"It's your majesty. I'm sorry."
Upon hearing this, the two beautiful fairies immediately let down their guard and introduced themselves. The one with white hair was the fairy Hanzhi and the one with the big cart was the fairy Caiyun. They were close friends of the Three Sky Fairies and had come to listen to the lecture at the order of the Taoist Master Tongtian.
The leader is a good man!
Lu Bei praised him again. Although he had not seen Master Tongtian, he already had an outline of his appearance in his mind. He had a tall and strong figure and a sword-like aura. He was a good man who put righteousness first like him.
"Your Majesty is a mortal, yet you are able to go deep into this place. You are truly blessed."
Fairy Caiyun was amazed, the Human King had extraordinary luck. If it were any other mortal, he would have been blocked back by the maze outside.
Even if you manage to get through the maze by chance, you will be killed in the killing array.
"Not bad. I like reading and have also read some Taoist classics. As the saying goes, books contain beautiful women and the secret of immortality. I have reached this point through years of hard study." Lu Bei said modestly.
The two female fairies were pure overseas monks who paid little attention to the human world. They did not know that King Zhou was known as a tyrant, so they immediately felt a liking for him when they heard this.
"Your Majesty is humble and virtuous. With a king like you in the world, the prosperity of the Shang Dynasty will last long, which is a blessing for all the people in the world."
"No, no, I just did what I was supposed to do, that's all."
Hearing this, the two fairies praised him again. With them leading the way, in less than a moment, Lu Bei saw the three Yunxiao sisters again.
There are too many people. If we act rashly at this time, we can only capture one of them.
It is unwise to give up a forest for a tree. It is not advisable, let alone impossible.
Lu Bei is well versed in the ways of the harem. If he wants to embrace girls left and right, he must separate them one by one and catch them all in one fell swoop, only then can his true nature as a scumbag be revealed.
So, he stood aside in a low-key manner, looking at the five fairies with an admiring eye without any impurities, occasionally interrupting and telling a joke or two to liven up the atmosphere.
Qiong Xiao: This Human King is so vulgar, why does he always say vulgar words, does he have no sense of shame
Bixiao: He keeps looking over there, what a lecher, why don’t you dig out his eyes!
Han Zhixian: How strange, he was not like this just now.
Fairy Caiyun: You can judge a person by his appearance but not his heart. I was almost deceived by his hypocrisy.
Yunxiao: …
Silence is golden.
After a while, Ju was in a good situation. Lu Bei's attempts to interrupt were ignored. Bored, he picked up a piece of grass and put it in his mouth, squatting quietly beside him.
It's hateful. If he hadn't had any magical powers, how could he have fallen to such a position? When the day comes to change his fate, I, Lu, will make the Three Immortals Island a river of blood.
Just as he was feeling depressed, five fairies bowed and saluted towards the east. Lu Bei leaned over to look and saw a row of fragrant buttocks. Bah, his eyes, which were not interested in women, jumped over the lustful things and saw a Taoist priest in a long robe with a long sword on his waist.
The Taoist was dressed in an eight-diagram immortal robe, with golden light on his back, his feet were like lotus flowers, his eyes were as cold as ice that had lasted for thousands of years, and his aura was truly extraordinary.
Lu Bei: (=_=)
How come the Qili Sutra is everywhere? How could this thing become the Master of All Heaven? God must be blind!
Lu Bei was full of complaints, and even more of them were grievances. He thought that he, Lu, was a genius of his generation, but was included in the list of gods and became the infamous King Zhou, who abandoned the classics and kept silent, and took over the script of the Master Tongtian.
He could only say, no wonder the Four Saints joined forces, and even the eldest brother couldn't tolerate Tongtian, just looking at this face, he deserved it!
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After having fun, Lu Bei felt unhappy again. He had been in the Four Spirits and Five Elephants Formation for some time and had bumped into many familiar faces. He had figured out the rules and knew that people with different faces would get the corresponding roles, with few exceptions.
Mo Buxiu was the master and became King Zhou's second uncle Bigan; Mu Lichen was highly respected and was the head of the civil servants Shang Rong; the eldest brother had the most handsome appearance, and Daji would not choose anyone else except him.
Another example is Lin Buyan and Zhan Lexian. The former plays the role of a gentleman with a sword, while the latter looks like a human being, playing the roles of Fei Zhong and You Hun in their true colors.
It was logical and reasonable, and Lu Bei couldn't find any fault with it.
Of course, there are some flaws, such as Huang Xiao who took Queen Jiang's script.
God have mercy on him. He, Lu, was respectful and polite to his mother-in-law, never did anything inappropriate, and never had any thoughts at all. It was unreasonable for her to become King Zhou's first wife.
But what can he do? He is just an actor, not a director or producer. Now that he is here, based on the self-cultivation of an actor, he can only endure the consequences and continue to act.
According to this logic, it was also a mistake for Master Tongtian to have a face that he had abandoned the scriptures, because there was a bug in the formation.
"Yes, that's it!"
Where is the queen? I have figured it out. I am willing to take you as my master. I will kneel to you once a day.
People like Tongtian Jiaozhu have little luck and are obviously villains at first glance.
As the leader of the righteous path and a prominent figure, how could he allow himself to degenerate and take Tongtian as his master? What is the difference between that and becoming a bandit
It’s better not to have this master!
"No need to be polite."
Tongtian raised his hand slightly and pointed, revealing several cushions.
He sat upright and asked the five Yunxiao girls to sit down and listen. It was such a great fortune to have the saint preach in front of them. Fairy Hanzhi and Fairy Caiyun were both very happy.
Tens of thousands of immortals from the Jiejiao sect came to pay homage, but not all of them received the true teachings of the Sect Master Tongtian, and there were only four of them who were his direct disciples.
Taoist Duobao, Holy Mother Jinling, Holy Mother Wudang, Holy Mother Turtle Ling.
There are also seven attendant immortals, namely, the Golden Light Immortal, the Dark Cloud Immortal, the Vairocana Immortal, the Spiritual Tooth Immortal, the Qiu Shou Immortal, the Golden Hoop Immortal, and the Long Ear Dingguang Immortal, who often accompany Tong Tian Jiaozhu.
Except for the above-mentioned people, anyone who has any confusion in practice can ask Tongtian Patriarch for advice at any time. The rest of the immortals can only go to Jinao Island to meet him when Tongtian Patriarch is giving lectures.
Because there are so many people, it is impossible for Tongtian Jiaozhu to answer questions one by one, so the opportunity to give private lectures is extremely precious.
Of course, there are exceptions.
For example, the three sisters Yunxiao and Zhao Gongming were highly valued by the Master Tongtian, but because they came to the Master with their skills, they could only be listed as outer disciples. Especially among the three sisters, Yunxiao, whose magic power was as high as that of the inner disciples, set up the Nine Bends Yellow River Formation, which could not be broken by anyone except the master-level masters.
"Disciple, I dare to ask Master, why there are still four empty cushions?" Bixiao inquired.
"You still have a senior sister who has not arrived yet."
Tongtian explained, then turned to look at Lu Bei who was squatting by the bushes: "Human King, you and I have a master-disciple relationship, you may take a seat."
His eyes were kind, his tone was gentle, and there was even a hint of coaxing in his voice, which really surprised the five girls.
What is the relationship between master and disciple? Why? Does Jiejiao have another inner disciple
This child is very lucky.
"Thank you for your appreciation, Master, but..."
"Since we are destined to be master and disciple, when else would we meet?"
"Ah, this..."
Lu Bei was stunned. Tongtian Sect Master took the initiative to speak, and it was rather ungrateful to refuse him at this time. To put it in a nice way, he was shameless and wanted to save his country and his family. To put it in a bad way, 24K was a complete idiot. There was no need to save him, and he should be sent to the crematorium directly.
He had put so much thought into becoming a disciple, and now the opportunity had come...
Forgive him for being honest and wanting to be stupid!
How can I open my mouth without getting beaten to death
Lu Bei scratched his head. Death was not the most scary thing. What was scary was that Tongtian didn't even have to do anything. Five fairies with winged faces could kill him with just one finger each.
It's too tragic to die at the hands of Wing.
Lu Bei hesitated for a moment, and would rather kneel down to Nuwa than bow down to Master Tongtian even if he died.
Back then at the Bulao Mountain, when Qilijing's Iron Sword Will appeared before people, he did not kneel. Now that he knew what kind of person Qilijing was, it was even more impossible for him to kneel.
Even though Qilijing is Qilijing and Tongtian is Tongtian, and the two have nothing in common except their faces, and are two completely different people, he still doesn't want to.
"Human King, why are you hesitating?"
Tongtian was puzzled, and the five fairies gradually looked unfriendly, with some shocked and some angry, but also some feeling pity for the man who didn't know how to make use of his good fortune.
A person with short-sightedness cannot be taught!
"So that's how it is. The Human King is so upright. As the leader of Jiejiao, the Human King is unwilling to bow down to him. Is that so?"
"Ah, this..."
Lu Bei scratched his head. This was a good reason, so he used it immediately: "Let the saint know that my admiration for the master is like the endless flow of the river, and like the flood of the Yellow River, which is unstoppable. I will be satisfied even if I die if I can kneel in front of the master and listen to his teachings. People say, 'If I hear the truth in the morning, I am satisfied to die in the evening', and that's what I am talking about."
"Yes?"
"Yes, it burned a little."
Lu Bei said helplessly: "As the saint said, I would rather have my knees straight than crooked. I have sworn to kneel to the heavens above and to my parents and people below. Even on that ground, I will only bow half my body to salute. Although the leader is a saint, I... also have difficulties!"
"Are you serious? I will never kneel again, except to my parents in heaven and to the people of the world?"
"Your Majesty, my words are as good as gold. How can they be false?" Lu Bei put one hand behind his back and slammed the ground.
"How strange!"
Master Tongtian waved his hand in front of him, and a curtain of water and clouds spread out, revealing the scene of Lu Bei holding a sword and breaking into Nuwa Palace.
"My queen, there were many people that day, so today I kneel down for you."
"Xiao Wang made a big mistake because he was crazy that day. He reflected on his mistakes after returning home..."
In the water mirror, Lu Bei had a shameless face and knelt so smoothly, like a master who had practiced diligently.
It's so funny, I guess he must have knelt many times before!
You bitch, we agreed to keep the secret secret, but you, a jerk, plotted against me!
And Tongtian, you have a face that is not born in vain. You don't do anything that a human being can do.
Tell me, you have abandoned the scriptures, haven’t you
Even though Lu Bei was shameless, he felt ashamed facing the public execution. He stammered and said some irrelevant things, saying that he had offended Nuwa first, and he knelt down to admit his mistake to show his sincerity.
The effect was average. The five fairies looked disgusted. Even Yunxiao, who never showed his emotions, sneered at this moment.
What does this mean? Nuwa can kneel, but their master Tongtian cannot
Have you been wronged
They were dissatisfied and kept silent, waiting for Tongtian Sect Master to speak.
As far as they knew, the master's temper had changed recently, and he would always draw his sword and chop down those hypocrites who deceived the world and stole their reputation.
A saint has a benevolent nature and will not kill everyone, so Tongtian leaves room for maneuver. He is only responsible for chopping. After one strike of the sword, whether the person being chopped can survive depends on God's will.
For example, the long-eared Dingguang immortal, one of the seven attendants, had always been highly regarded by Tongtian. However, just because he said a good word to the Western Taoist Zhunti Taoist that day, he was severely injured by the Qingping sword and his vitality was greatly damaged. Now he is still lying at the gate of the Biyou Palace.
For several days, no one dared to help.
You can't talk at this time. Any curse on the tyrannical and incompetent monarch would be an excuse for him. Get ready, and you'll be done with it after a while.
"Since the Human King is in trouble, I will not force him. Let's forget about this master-disciple relationship."
To the five fairies' surprise, Tongtian was very easy to talk to today. He was not angry when he was slapped in the face, and even...
Did Master just smile
Master Tongtian felt extremely regretful. He pointed his finger, interrupting the water mirror image and not showing the second half of the scene where Lu Bei stood up and manipulated Nuwa to make her speechless.
I don't mean anything else, I just want to save some face for Nuwa.
Tongtian Patriarch counted with his fingers, his expression solemn and dignified, and sighed, "I calculated before that if the Human King takes me as his master, he will have a predestined marriage with several of my female disciples. If he fails to take me as his master, the marriage will be severed."
What the hell, becoming a disciple will get you a companion, and more than one
Why didn’t you say it earlier!
"Wait, the words of the saints, I... I just lost my mind, think about it carefully..."
"You don't have to think about it too much, King Human. The opportunity has ended. Between you and me, we are only friends who listen to my lectures. After today, we will no longer have any connection."
Tongtian Patriarch interrupted with a wave of his hand, pointing to a red dot surrounded by thousands of flowers and the cushion in the middle, and told Lu Bei to sit down obediently and get out after listening.
Lu Bei regretted it so much that his intestines turned green, but it was not entirely regretful. He suddenly felt relieved.
Although Taoist companions are good, they are not his beloved wings after all. They just look alike and have the same figure. It is too embarrassing to kneel down to Qi Lijing for them.
No regrets, he doesn't regret anything at all.
Looking around, Lu Bei forced a smile. A real man of his word, he really didn't regret it at all.
The five fairies also breathed a sigh of relief. The Master Tongtian did not meet the tyrant on Jin'ao Island, but came to Sanxian Island. It was clear that they had a predestined relationship with the tyrant, but now the fate was broken because the tyrant did not appreciate their kindness. They all looked at the tyrant with grateful eyes.
Lu Bei: (=_=)
In the future, I swear to massacre the Three Immortals Island with blood!
"Master, we are here to listen to your lecture."
Three graceful fairies entered the scene, just enough to fill the remaining three cushions.
The five girls from Yunxiao stood up and called them "senior sisters". Lu Bei turned around and looked at them, shedding tears in silence.
The Golden Holy Mother, the Wudang Holy Mother, and the Turtle Holy Mother.
Kill Hongqu, Han Miaojun, and Yan Xiaoshuang.
Wow, you all have made it big!
Lu Bei called out "Senior Sister" a few times listlessly, and sat sullenly among the flowers. The eight wings were originally within his reach, but they were all blown away because his knees were too stiff.
If I had been soft for a moment at that time, it would all be blown away now!
Is it too late to regret
How come it’s too late
How hateful! What use does he have for this iron rod
The appearance of the three Golden Spirit Mothers was the last straw that broke the camel's back for Lu Bei. He looked speechlessly at the three butts in front of him. No, he looked past the creature of Slaanesh and took a look at the face of Tongtian Patriarch.
As I said, this old guy has a good face for good reason!
But let’s be honest, the old guy is really good at fortune-telling. These eight of them are really as good as his, and can be said to be destined to be together in a previous life.
He is indeed a saint. Although his face is ugly, his strength is not to be exaggerated.
Tong Tian Sect Master seemed to have not noticed. When he saw Lu Bei coming, he smiled at him and said, "Jin Ling, Wu Dang, Gui Ling, you have come at the right time. This man is King Zhou of Shang Dynasty. He should have had a predestined relationship with the eight of you. Your master will fight him and sever your ties so that you can be free from the suffering of love."
The three of the Golden Spirit Holy Mother were stunned at first. What kind of marriage was so outrageous for eight people? What sins had they committed before
Fortunately, Master took action, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous.
The three fairies were determined people who devoted themselves to Taoism and nothing else. Although they were surprised at the absurd marriage, they quickly adjusted their mindsets, bowed to thank Master Tongtian, and left Lu Bei with their backs.
Under the Taoist robe, her buttocks are as full as the moon and as juicy and delicious as a fairy peach.
Lu Bei closed his eyes and didn't look, constantly reminding himself that a good horse never turns back. If it's gone, it's gone. Chaoge City still has Huang... Yu and Gu Mi, so he can still devote himself to Taoism.
"Take your seats. Today, I will talk about the Jade Text of Morality, which can be broken down into the two characters morality."
Patriarch Tong Tian said slowly: "The so-called morality can be divided or combined. Self-cultivation and the way of Tao are all included in it. Those who seek Tao will gain Tao, and those who seek morality will gain morality. Even those who have no morality and no morality can change their ways after listening to it. The text is profound and comprehensive. You should listen carefully to get the great fortune here."
"Thank you, Master!" x8
Lu Bei: (=Words=)
Just say what you want to say. Why are you looking at me? Do you think I have no morals
Who has no morals here? Don’t you know what’s going on
If you don’t have one, just look in the mirror and see what you look like.
When Master Tongtian preached, there were no golden lotuses emerging from the ground, and no brilliant rays of light. The main theme was mediocre.
To those who are interested, what Tongtian Sect Master is saying is the ultimate truth of heaven and earth. For those who practice cultivation, if they can get one word from him, it is a great opportunity. To those who are not interested, well, to Lu Bei, the whole speech is just empty talk. Everyone understands the truth, but it is useless when it comes to practical matters.
What kind of saint is this? He can only talk about big principles. He is far worse than Wang Yangming!
If you have the ability, let's combine knowledge and action, touch the fairy peach and directly grant thousands of years of magical powers.
There were no fairy peaches, but there were plenty of honey peach buttocks. Lu Bei felt drowsy after listening to this. He was afraid that Tongtian Sect Master was narrow-minded and would misunderstand that he was not giving him face. His eyes stopped at the full moon in front of him, which relieved his sleepiness and lifted his spirits.
This butt is indeed the one that was cut by Senior Sister. You are really promising. You are also a great god in the List of Gods!
The four great disciples of Master Tongtian are all very powerful. Not to mention the inner disciple Duobao Taoist, who has the highest achievement and became a Buddha under the guidance of Sakyamuni, the ruler of the central Buddhist world.
The Holy Mother Wu Dang was blessed with great fortune and escaped from the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, becoming the foundation for the comeback of the Jiejiao.
The Turtle Spirit Mother was in a miserable state. She was first suppressed by Jie Yin and her true form was revealed. Then she was eaten into a shell by a swarm of mosquitoes. After her death, there was no place for her in the List of Gods.
The only one who was truly on the list of gods was the Golden Spirit Mother. She had great magical powers during her lifetime. She killed Hong Jin and Princess Longji in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, and fought against the three great Bodhisattvas Manjusri, Samantabhadra, and Cihang on her own. She was killed by a sneak attack from the Divine Pearl of the Burning Lamp.
Dou Mu of the Kan Palace in Fengshen is in charge of the Golden Palace and sits in the Dou Palace. She is the leader of the Zhoutian Lie Constellations and has commands over eighty-four thousand evil stars and is the Lord of the North Pole Ziwei.
Dou Mu in Kan Palace, also known as Dou Mu Yuanjun, is the star lord, the North Pole Ziwei Emperor, who is in charge of all the stars in the sky.
As for the Ziwei that Bo Yikao was given, it was the central star Ziwei among the Five Dippers, representing the emperor on earth, rather than one of the Eight Gods.
Lu Bei stared at the butt of the Golden Spirit Mother and lamented that Senior Sister Zhan was standing too high. Compared with her, Senior Sister Bai and the eldest senior brother had not achieved anything famous.
The immortals' perception was so sharp that the three Golden Spirit Mothers in the front were all unhappy. In front of Master Tongtian, it was not easy for them to take action to deal with the scoundrel, so they could only listen attentively and let it go for the time being.
After Master leaves, I will teach him a lesson.
An hour later, with the help of the three fairies, Lu Bei managed to get through the boring lecture. During the stage of bowing to express his gratitude, he was invigorated and immediately sobered up.
Master Tongtian strode away, and the five fairies did not move. Lu Bei was caught in the middle of the fragrant wind, and felt the chill in the air, thinking that something bad was going to happen.
It's not advisable to stay here for long, it's better to leave as soon as possible!
Lu Bei turned around and ran, but was blocked by the Golden Spirit Mother. Looking around, he saw the Wu Dang Mother and the Turtle Spirit Mother standing there with expressionless faces.
In the back, Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao completed the encirclement nonchalantly.
At a distance, Yunxiao led Hanzhixian and Caiyunxian to watch the fun.
Wow, this combination is just a little bit away from killing the saint.
"Don't block my way. I have something important to discuss with Master Tongtian. This matter involves great interests. If I don't tell you, Jiejiao will be in great danger and you will all be killed." Lu Bei said loudly.
"…" x8
No one cares.
"What a great disciple of Jiejiao, what a great seeker of the Way of Immortality! What's the point of you bullying a weak man? If you have the ability, don't use magic or supernatural powers, just use your fists!"
Lu Bei shouted loudly and raised his fist, "Let me be frank. I am the king of men and have the luck of the Shang Dynasty. If you dare to act rashly, you will only hurt a hair of mine. Master Tongtian will not tolerate you, and neither will the heavens."
"The human king is unjust. We make this request with good intentions. This is a petition on behalf of the people and will have great merit." The Golden Spirit Mother said calmly.
Nowadays, every cultivator knows a thing or two about the moral high ground. The orthodox school talks about destiny, while the evil school talks about the relationship between ruler and subject. They each have their own reasons. In the end, whoever has the bigger fist is the most right.
This is how cultivating immortality works!
Lu Bei sighed towards the sky, he was invincible all his life, but ended up like this, a phoenix with its feathers plucked is no better than a chicken.
One day when my hair grows all the way back, I will make you all flow backwards!
Just wait, the time will come when your nest will be destroyed and your eggs will be destroyed!
Lu Bei knew that he could not avoid the disaster today. He was invincible and full of arrogance. He shook his body, looked around at the familiar faces, and said coldly: "No slapping in the face."
Bang!
The world was spinning, and Lu Bei didn't know who kicked him in the butt. He flew straight out of Sanxian Island, riding on the clouds, and fell into the sea with a splash.
Is there anything more miserable than a phoenix with its feathers plucked out and being worse than a chicken
have.
A drowned chicken.
Lu Bei bared his teeth and swam towards the distant horizon. Although he was not beaten to death on the spot, his butt was really painful.
The so-called cause and effect means that you openly admire someone's butt, but because you forget to consult them, it is not logically tenable and you get retribution by being kicked hard, and the kick is also on the butt.
Lu Bei swam, and because his butt was so painful, he turned into a submarine several times, swimming fast and sinking fast.
Feeling that the electric motor unit he was so proud of was damaged, he choked on a few mouthfuls of sea water viciously: "Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, wait and see, how much Lu drank today, I will make you spit out the same amount tomorrow!"
As he said this, he took two more sips.
So salty!
Lu Bei swam for an unknown amount of time with great effort before he saw a small fishing boat near the coast. He called out to the boatman for help, but the boatman was only focused on fishing.
The wind moved the boat and it gradually drifted towards the shore.
Lu Bei had no choice but to paddle hard with his arms. When he was less than 20 meters from the coast, he grabbed the side of the boat with both hands and said unhappily, "Boatman, do you know that there is a law in the Shang Dynasty that anyone who fails to help someone in danger at the seaside will be confiscated and his family will be exterminated?"
The old fisherman opened his eyes and woke up from his deep sleep. He was surprised and said, "Sir, why do you say that? I have been fishing for many years, how come I don't know that the Shang Dynasty has such a rule?"
"It's almost there. It will be there soon."
With the help of the old fisherman, Lu Bei climbed onto the fishing boat and lay dead on the fishing net.
Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of the old fisherman fishing with a straight hook. He sat up in shock in his dying state and asked who the fisherman was.
Say, you are Jiang Ziya!
This shouldn't be the case. Considering the time, Jiang Ziya is still farming in Kunlun Mountains. How could he be fishing here
Traveled through time again
"Human King, I just heard you say that you have something important to tell me. If you don't tell me, Jiejiao will face a disaster. You calculated with your fingers and came here to wait for me. How come, Human King, you don't recognize me?"
The old fisherman laughed loudly, raised his hand and wiped his face, revealing the true appearance of Master Tongtian.
That is the face of Qi Lijing!
Lu Bei was furious. If he was not sure that the Conferred God World was created because of him, he would definitely suspect that Master Tongtian was the one who abandoned the Scriptures and acted like a god just to have fun with him.
Don't mention it, Qi Li Jing can really do it. As the saying goes, 'The great sky master is resurrecting, and each generation is worse than the previous one'. Qi Gou is a person with no quality.
"It turns out that this is the Saint in person. I am seriously injured, so I will not perform the ceremony."
Lu Bei groaned and lay down: "The saint is very tolerant, and is completely different from your disciples. He will definitely not blame me, right?"
"It's hard to say. The Human King has disrespected several of my disciples. I'm here to ask for an explanation. It's not impossible to have a reason and evidence."
"I have a predestined relationship with them. I even slept with them in my previous life!"
"Oh, what do you mean?"
Tongtian Patriarch was quite surprised and raised his hand to calculate: "Strange, I can't figure it out. Can the Human King explain it clearly?"
Lu Bei was silent. How could he dare to say such a thing
"The Human King is in the Kyushu Continent?"
boom!!!
Lu Bei's scalp exploded and he sat up suddenly, staring at Master Tongtian with wide eyes in horror. What a powerful saint, he could even calculate all this.
No wonder he ordered all the wings, it turned out he had calculated it long ago!
Wait a minute…
Why can Master Tongtian calculate it, but Nuwa can’t? Doesn’t my queen have any face
"you… "
Lu Bei narrowed his eyes slightly and said through gritted teeth: "Abandon! Leave! The Sutra!"
"Young Master, I haven't seen you for many years, but you are still so energetic!"
Qi Lijing laughed out loud, and after holding it in for a long time, he burst out in one breath, tears about to flow out.
Looking closely, he was clearly holding a jade slip in his hand.
It was also recorded!
Fuck you convex... ×╰ひ╯
Lu Bei cursed in his heart, his eyes almost spitting fire, but he finally smiled slightly and patted Haidai on his shoulder: "Playing with a few ladies is all about fun, the old sect leader smiled!"
"Qi Mo does not believe it. Young Sect Master, do you dare to call a few ladies to confront him face to face?"
"… "
The taste is too strong, there is no way to escape from abandoning the scriptures!
Lu Bei couldn't bear it any longer, so he leaped forward, thrust his hands straight into Qi Lijing's neck, and fell to the ground on the beach with a plop.
The boat docked.
Qi Lijing stood up, took a step forward, and lotus flowers bloomed under his feet. He turned into the Master Tongtian who was wearing the Bagua immortal robe and had the Qingping sword on his waist.
"It's not fair. Why do you become a saint and I become a tyrant?"
"Young Master has always been like this!"
"… "
It's true, from Tai Su to Tai An, he seems to have always been wise and tactful.
Full of doubts, Lu Bei stood up and looked Qi Li Jing up and down, then asked directly, "How long have you been here?"
"Not much, fifty years."
"It's not much, but it's enough for Lu to be invincible ten times."
Lu Bei nodded, with more doubts in his heart. The World of Conferred Gods was created because of him, turning the plot of the novel in his mind into reality. There was no reason why the Abandoned Scripture came into being first and then he. It didn't make sense.
Then I thought, whether he existed first or not, it would not affect the fact that the Abandoned Sutra was set to travel through time and space fifty years ago.
This thought made me even angrier.
Why does he also want to be the Master of All Heavens!
Yuanshi Tianzun is fine too, as long as it’s not Zhunti, we can discuss it.
Qi Lijing smiled but said nothing. His strange eyes made Lu Bei shudder. Then he said, "Young Sect Master, you are just a mortal. You can't look at the stars or read the hexagrams. How can you know so much? It's as if... you already knew it."
"What's the meaning?"
While Lu Bei was shocked, he realized something.
If, he meant if, it was really as the Qili Sutra said, there came first the World of Conferred Gods, and then the Qili Sutra and he entered one by one, replacing Tongtian Jiaozhu and King Zhou successively, and everything would be logical.
Can…
Where did The Investiture of the Gods come from? Is Emperor Huangdi also a time traveler
Lu Bei was horrified, but after calming down, he realized that he could accept it. Looking at Qi Lijing's meaningful smile, he shook his head and said, "I am who I am. I am not someone pretending to be me. The old sect leader can rest assured that I am not the Yellow Emperor of the Central Palace."
"Qi knows that the young master has an extraordinary temperament. No one in the world can match him. Even the Yellow Emperor in the Central Palace cannot learn from him."
Qi Lijing first highly praised Lu Bei, and then said: "I am curious about how the young master knows everything. Can you tell me the secrets here slowly?"
Lu Bei was silent after hearing this. After a while, he said, "Let's leave this formation and discuss it later."
Qi Lijing nodded and wanted to ask about the future trend related to Tongtian Sect Master's identity, but Lu Bei said in advance: "Quick, old sect master, please transfer your magic power. When Lu becomes invincible again, you and I can break out of the formation."
"It cannot be passed on. All of Qi's magical powers are the result of cultivation. With the young sect master's comprehension, it will not be difficult for him to be invincible again." Qi Lijing said solemnly.
Why don’t I believe it
Lu Bei was suspicious because he didn't believe a single word of the Abandoned Scripture.
Qi Lijing took out a Qiankun bag and handed it to Lu Bei, saying solemnly: "This world is not an ordinary world. There are destiny and changes. There are crises and disasters. Don't underestimate this world. If you practice diligently, you will definitely be able to break through the original shackles of the heaven and reach a higher level."
Well said. Now the question is, why did Emperor Zhonggong Huangdi send the opportunity to his doorstep
Qi Lijing understood what he meant: "No matter east, west, south, north or center, I only know that this world is mysterious and extraordinary. The Conferred God List is a great treasure. If I can learn it, it will be a great help for the young master to break the impasse."
Need I tell you? It's been done a long time ago!
Lu Bei weighed the Qiankun bag in his hand and stretched out his hand, saying, "Give me some good treasures. I don't want the Qingping Sword, but the Four Swords of Zhuxian and the Six Soul Banner will do. I am not picky. If it really doesn't work out, grant marriages to all my lovers and send them to Chaoge."
"The spirit creature can recognize people, and the young master cannot subdue it. The fairy is vicious and cruel, and the young master cannot subdue it either. I, Qi, advise the young master not to bring humiliation upon himself!" Qi Lijing said kindly.
Bah, you just want to see Lu have fun!
Lu Bei was so angry that his teeth were itching. The difference in strength was even greater than before, and he could do nothing to the other party.
I had no choice but to give up.
He frowned and said, "Not to mention how dangerous this formation is, just creating a world outside of the way of heaven is a great magical power that can seize the fortune of heaven and earth. Has the old sect master found a way to break it?"
"Not yet, but I have a method that works a hundred times."
"Tell me quickly."
"Gathering the invincible power of heaven, earth and man, we will be unstoppable when we join forces."
Three invincible people join forces again. Can't you try something new
Also, where can we find Tai Su now? We can’t expect him to split again, right
Lu Bei was about to open his mouth to sneer, but suddenly he realized something, as if he had grasped a life-saving straw, and asked in ecstasy: "Where is Yun Zuoyu? Where is Brother Yun now?"
"Kunlun Mountain, Yuxu Palace."
“Great!”
Lu Bei raised his head and laughed, and said: "When I regain my cultivation, you will be the Master of Tongtian, and Brother Yun will be the Yuanshi Tianzun. There will be no rivals in front of us!"
"Fellow Daoist Yun is not Senior Brother Yuanshi." Qi Lijing poured a basin of cold water on him.
"Randeng Taoist?"
Lu Bei frowned. It was not bad. Although his character was a little bit bad, he had cultivated himself to an invincible level. His achievement was definitely better than that of the original Ran Deng.
Good fellow, he can’t even be a Buddha of the past.
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“It’s not a burning lamp.”
"Ah, this... Nan Ji Xian Weng or Guang Cheng Zi?"
Lu Bei was puzzled. It couldn't be Master Huanglong. That would be too miserable. He was not even as good as the third generation disciples.
“Neither.”
"Don't keep me in suspense. Who is it?"
Speaking of the third generation of disciples, Lu Bei's eyes lit up. If he was right, it must be Jiang Ziya, the one who was deified on behalf of heaven.
"Shen Gongbao."
Lu Bei: (=_=)
It turns out to be Master Shen. My apologies. Remember to come to Chaoge for tea some other day and I will appoint you as the national master.
"It is indeed him. To be honest with you, old sect master, what Lu is thinking is almost correct."
Lu Bei said with a clear conscience that he was right. In a sense, Shen Gongbao was also a person who was deified on behalf of heaven, and his mission was even greater than that of Jiang Ziya.
Having said that, Lu Bei still felt disgusted. Why was it Shen Gongbao
Xiaoyun, big brother is not here to tell you, how did you become like this
"How much mana has Xiaoyun recovered now?"
"Not bad, much better than his fellow disciple Jiang Shang."
"… "
Trash, claiming to be invincible in this life!
Lu Bei showed disdain on his face, the kind that he did not hide, and said bluntly: "Xiao Yun can't be counted on. By the time he returns to being invincible, the Conferred God will be over. Old Sect Master, please help me quickly and give me a dual cultivation method, and then send several of Lu's wives to Chaoge. Everything should be done as soon as possible. This is the only way."
"Young Master, open the treasure bag and you will know it at a glance."
What does it mean? Doesn’t it mean that Jiejiao doesn’t pass on secret techniques
Lu Bei reached into the Qiankun bag and felt around. In addition to the secret of the Xuanmen sect, there was also a yellow booklet. At first glance, the large characters were particularly eye-catching, which made his breath stop.
The Taoist Canon of the Human Emperor!
To be precise, Lu Bei's breath stopped when he opened the cover and saw the second page.
This Human Emperor Daozang was cultivated by a person before, and he had some relationship with Guangchengzi of Yuxu Palace and Jiutian Xuannu of Heaven. That person completed his merits and went to Huoyun Cave to sit in the third seat.
"Old Sect Master, you understand me! You are my bosom friend!"
Lu Bei grinned. The Yin-Yang Dao was the most suitable for his cultivation.
"Young Sect Master, you are joking. I don't deserve to be your confidant. How could I not know who you are?" Qi Lijing said happily.
"That's true. In that case, let's go to the Three Immortals Island. You quickly summon those female fairies and ask them to help me." Lu Bei was in a hurry. He had no other intentions. He just wanted to get back his invincible magic power as soon as possible.
Unexpectedly, Qi Lijing shook his head again and again: "Young Master, I can do such a despicable thing, just by opening my mouth, but what about you? Ask yourself, after seeing those faces, can you do it?"
This is ridiculous! If you don't try, how can you say that Mr. Lu can't do it
Lu Bei was not convinced, but after thinking about it, he felt that he really couldn't do it. He had very high moral qualities.
"What should we do? We can't be like Xiaoyun, only slightly stronger than his fellow disciple Jiang Shang, right?"
"Young Sect Master, don't be so modest. You can become invincible in three to five years. Is it difficult to do it again?"
That’s right!
Lu Bei nodded. As long as he was given one chance, he, King Zhou, could turn the world upside down and change the gods into his own shape.
You will be invincible for the rest of your life, it won’t take more than three to five years!
so…
"Old Sect Master, please give me a definite answer as to when these marriages will be finalized."