Inside the imperial palace, the Fox brothers walked side by side, and as they walked they began to link arms around each other's shoulders.
“My dear brother, let me be frank with you. If I beat you, it’s like beating… my brother. I can beat you however I want. Even if you die, I can still pull you back from the underworld and beat you again. So think carefully before you speak.” Lu Bei threatened.
It doesn't matter that Fox Three has eight extra years of memories, and that he is still King Zhou's vixen Daji. Since he took on the role of the tyrant, Daji has never touched him. The eight years of memories are all about the cold palace. It doesn't matter whether he has them or not, and it doesn't affect the relationship between the brothers.
What he was worried about was another rumor, also from Qi Lijing, Tai Su = Tai An = Lu Bei.
This is very bad. If Fox Three gets upset, we will all be brothers.
Who are you calling my dear brother? Do you know the rules? We are still undecided as to whether we are brothers or not!
Fox Three rolled his eyes and didn't refute that Lu Bei beating him was like beating his son. He had figured it out eight hundred years ago that his second brother was invincible in the world and there was no comparison. He just had to suck up to his brother and everything would be fine.
He is the elder brother of the Tianjian Sect's leader, the Demon King, the Invincible One, and the Emperor of Heaven. He, Fox San, is also a strong man who has climbed to the top step by step by relying on others. He is worthy of being proud of.
Fox Three didn't bother about the eight years of extra memory that appeared out of nowhere.
Admittedly, his cultivation was still in its infancy, and he had no mental state to bully men and women and take advantage of others' power. Daji's infatuated love for King Zhou really frightened him, and he was afraid that he would be led astray by accident.
But he has a wife. After being cheated eight times in one night, his mind was clear and he had nothing to think about. The influence of eight years of memory immediately disappeared.
Just think of it as immersive fun.
It’s interesting to see, from a humorous perspective, Lu Bei avoided him as much as possible and stood far away from him when talking to him.
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So what if he becomes the Emperor of Heaven? Your elder brother is always your elder brother.
The only bad thing was that he was not sure what the relationship between him and Lu Bei was. According to him, he wanted to be the eldest brother of the Emperor of Heaven, not the good son of the Emperor of Heaven.
Even though the Emperor of Heaven has no offspring now, he will definitely have many descendants in the future. Scarcity makes things valuable, so the Emperor of Heaven's eldest brother has a more honorable status.
Thinking of this, Hu San gave Lu Bei a look and said, "Don't play dumb, you culprit. Tell me what you are going to say. Are you going to change your words or not? Give me a definite answer."
Lu Bei rolled his eyes. No matter how heartless a vixen was, she would never tease him about something like this. Fox Three had such a good attitude, which meant that he didn't take it to heart at all.
Fox Three is like this, and Fox Two should be in similar situation too. That's great, there is still work to be done, brothers.
Lu Bei felt relieved and started to tease, "In my opinion, the Golden Crow Fire is only a supplement, not a dominant one. In a sense, you, my brother, are a child born from our mother's magic. You were born without a father."
"Ah, so miserable?"
"Wouldn't it be even more miserable for my good brother to become a wild father?"
“That’s right.”
Fox Three nodded, and glanced at Lu Bei who looked as if he had been pardoned. He laughed strangely in his heart, frowned and continued: "My dear brother, what you said makes sense, but I still have a question. The old witch is a female fox, and I am a male. Was the clone technique she used affected by some outsider?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Lu Bei waved his hand, presented facts and reasoned, and explained a lot of biochemistry, such as the structure and function of biological macromolecules such as proteins, sugars, and nucleic acids, which made Hu San dizzy.
"Do you understand?"
"A little confused..."
"That means you still don't understand. Just listen to me and I'll continue."
Lu Bei gave examples to illustrate why among so many beauties in the world, only Fox Three stood out, even surpassing the mother and daughter Huang Xiao and Huang Yu, who were the most beautiful women.
To put it simply, the Golden Crow Fire removes the dross and retains the essence, and plays a purifying role in the process of using the clone technique, washing away the flaws in Fox Two's appearance and making Fox Three even better than his master.
That’s right!
"That makes sense, but you still didn't tell me, brother, why the old witch is a female fox, and I, her clone, am a male fox."
"Ah, this..."
Lu Bei's eyes widened. You are a native of the immortal cultivation world, why are you fussing about X and Y? Do you know what chromosomes are? At best, you are just passing on chromosomes.
Facing Fox Three's aggressive pressure, Lu Bei had to give the most vivid example: "The previous Phoenix clan leader, Huang Xiao, took the Yin and Yang Qi, and under the influence of the fatherless line, the siblings Huang Yu and Feng Yi were separated. The situation of our mother is the same, Yin and Yang Qi, the Fox clan's secret method has added Yin and Yang Qi."
“So that’s how it is!”
Fox Three suddenly understood and patted Lu Bei on the shoulder: "Your Majesty has already used Queen Jiang as an example. How could Daji not understand this? Why did you have to talk nonsense for so long? Anyway, Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang are a pair of beautiful women who can actually get together. Your Majesty has put in a lot of effort!"
Lu Bei was furious. Where was the good intention? It was all Qi Lijing's calculation. It was not Daji and Hu Ximei arranged by him, nor was it Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang arranged by him. It was clearly him who was arranged.
What could he do? He had just arrived and in order to avoid being exposed, he could only go with the flow and act.
Fox Three shook his head and said, "Don't blame big brother for pointing it out to you. Daji saw it with her own eyes. The king embraced Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang to exchange imported wine and drinks. He was so happy that his face was grinning from ear to ear. It didn't look like he was acting at all."
Lu Bei's face flushed red, with veins popping out on his forehead. He argued about the self-cultivation of actors and that acting skills should not be taken seriously... Actors only have scripts and no emotions, and he kept shirking responsibility, saying things like "helpless" and "bearing humiliation". This made Fox Three laugh, and the courtyard was filled with a happy atmosphere.
Bang!
Then Fox Three was beaten.
He took a punch from Yi Shi Wu Di in the face, and was fine after a slight shake, except for a black eye. It was obvious that Lu Bei had let down his guard.
Fox Three covered his eyes and grimaced, and seeing Lu Bei's sullen face, he walked up to him happily and put his arm around his shoulders, indicating that the fun was over and he would not say anything else.
"Of course you don't say anything. You've had enough fun."
"Why, Qi Lijing, an outsider, can be happy, but why can't our own brothers be happy too?"
"… "
Lu Bei was speechless. He could do nothing but curse Qi Lijing for not being a good son.
After complaining to the Wings several times, I finally found out that Qi Lijing did not tamper with the memory. He shamelessly changed the settings and put the plan of Emperor Huangdi in the palace on the pretty boy and the incompetent emperor.
Just like a huge rock falling into water, all its wings were fluttered. How could he treat everyone equally in the future
Indeed, the status of the wings in Lu Bei's mind does vary. For example, Gu Mi cannot be compared with Huang Yu, and a Qinglong from Lin Jushui cannot be compared with Bai Jin, She Xuan or Zhu Qilan.
But he couldn't make it clear that his attitude towards the wings was that everyone was a dead treasure, and in the Lu family, there was only a first come first served basis, and there was no distinction of high and low.
Now, the status in the world of Fengshen is ranked according to the degree of preference, and even the most well-behaved and sensible Wings will have to fight for it.
Abandon the scriptures, abandon the scriptures, this is such a mean trick of yours!
All in all, the Abandonment Sutra only modified one setting, but Lu Bei's harem exploded, and it was useless even if Lu Bei explained it clearly.
The atmosphere had reached this point, and whether it was true or false was no longer important. The wings began to compete with each other, and this was what gave Lu Bei the most headache.
To give the simplest example, the Taifu no longer called Zhu Qilan "sister", but called her "student" all the time and "disciple". The latter also did not indulge her and called her "sister" when they met.
Lu Bei: ε=(′ο｀＊))
"Don't sigh, my dear brother. Mother is still waiting for you. Hurry up. This road is not long. We have been walking for half a day."
"Why rush me? I'm just walking!"
Lu Bei hummed twice, and tried to slow down his pace as much as possible, trying not to get lost occasionally.
But soon he had to speed up.
There is no shortage of beautiful maids in the Demon King's palace, and the gossipy ones are all there. At first, they are very respectful and dare not gossip about the Demon King, but then they talk in a low voice and praise the Demon King for his good appetite for rice bowls.
This is what the low-brow upper class is like.
Xiao Huangyu is right. Some bad things are kept secret and others just treat them as idle talk after dinner. But once you make them public, it will be embarrassing. Don't blame others for joining in the fun, because you were the one who made the mistake first.
Lu Bei felt very aggrieved. He had no choice at that time. He had to choose between Queen Jiang and Daji. What else could he do? He could only be a good husband and not let the mistress take the position.
The two brothers walked and stopped, and got lost several times in the huge Demon King Palace, before finally arriving at the Queen Mother's bedroom.
Fox Er attended today in a gorgeous dress, wearing a gorgeous palace gown that hugged her slender waist and a hint of makeup, making her already charming face radiant.
Perhaps it was because she had been the empress dowager for a period of time that she developed the dignity of a person in power.
Lu Bei felt so lucky that he held on to his bottom line in the illusion array and didn't let his filial piety become hardened. Otherwise, with the memories of the past eight years coming back at him, coupled with the unclear relationship between Tai Su and Lu Bei, Hu Er might have really given up.
"Meet mother, meet sister-in-law."
Seeing that Taifu's disciple Mu Ziwei was also there, Lu Bei bowed politely. When he was alone with Hu San, he usually called Mu Jiling "sister-in-law", but in front of her, he never changed the name randomly.
Mu Jiling blinked, hesitated for a moment, and then returned the greeting by addressing him as "Your Majesty the Demon King".
Otherwise, how should she address him, second brother, master, or...
Mu Jiling glanced at Fox Two cautiously.
Or father-in-law
What a mess!
Mu Jiling looked at Hu San with a complaining look and said, "You didn't tell me your house was so messy before you came in."
Fox Three didn't respond. He was busy thinking about something happy. He lowered his head, bent over, and his shoulders were shaking.
"What are you doing with your head down, little brat?"
Fox Two glared at Lu Bei and got a handsome slap on the back of his head. Then he turned to Fox Three and said, "What's so funny? Tell me about it."
"Mother...you misunderstood. The child is not laughing. He is throbbing in pain."
Fox Three raised his head, pointed at Wu Yanqing, and said aggrievedly: "I don't know what kind of madness my second brother has. He suddenly got angry and beat me. God has mercy on me. I didn't say anything. I just recounted every bad thing he did."
Lu Bei didn't respond, but took a sip of the tea.
In this Queen Mother's palace where there is no warmth of family affection, perhaps only this cup of tea still retains a trace of warmth.
"It's strange that you weren't beaten to death by your elder brother."
Fox Two was surprised: "Could it be that your cultivation has improved so much that you can interact with Yishi Wudi?"
"That's not the case. The king felt sorry for Daji and didn't kill her."
"That's true. Even a tiger won't eat its own cubs."
"Puff—" x2
Mu Jiling and Lu Bei both spit out tea. The former was amazed at how out of tune this family was and couldn't fit in for a while. The latter...
Lu Bei: …
Old witch, this is not how you should use the saying "even a tiger won't eat its own cubs". This pool of water is too deep, you can't grasp it, so let go quickly and let someone who can grasp it take over.
Good news, judging from Hu Er's teasing tone, she didn't take the rumors about Tai Su = Tai An = Lu Bei to heart, and there is still room for the godmother and godson to continue.
Bad news, this is not going to work.
In Lu Bei's impression, Fox II was different from the Demon King of the Nine-tailed Fox Clan. She hated the first Demon King very much. On the one hand, she admired him, and on the other hand, she hated him for not leaving any offspring, which led to the tragedy of the later generations. Because she herself was part of the tragedy, the hatred was obviously stronger than the admiration.
Then, he picked up a godson and raised him until he became the first generation Demon King who was invincible ten thousand years ago.
How can I seek justice
I am so unlucky, I can't blame others, it's all my own fault
Lu Bei thought that Fox Two must be in a very complicated mood. It was inconvenient for him to speak at this moment, and it was useless to make jokes. He sat up straight and obediently like Mu Jiling, watching Fox Two and Fox Three perform crosstalk in silence.
"Mother, have you heard? Recently, rumors in the Monster Nation are all saying that the Monster King is respectful and kind. Seeing his mother-in-law alone and helpless, he felt sorry for her, so he stepped forward to offer her warmth. He has been doing this for many years, and he has been keeping a low profile."
"A ruler who knows his subjects' suffering and takes care of them personally is truly a benevolent ruler."
Fox II was so happy that he lowered his voice and asked, "Tell me in detail how your majesty sent warmth?"
"How would the child know? I know that the rumors are not groundless. The Demon King, hey, mother, you have to be careful. After all, you are alone."
"No, we have been through eight years of peace and tranquility. My mother is not good-looking and cannot catch the eye of the tyrant."
Lu Bei: “…”
No, I have to leave. I can’t stay in this Demon King’s Palace anymore.
Before Lu Bei could turn around and leave, Hu Er said with a smile, "My son, why are you silent today? You are usually the smartest person when we chat, why are you silent today?"
Because I am that fun!
Lu Bei snorted twice: "My son is a tyrant and not good at speaking."
"So it's true?"
Fox Two's eyes lit up: "Tell me how you got together with that Phoenix clan leader. As far as I know, she has been practicing alone for five thousand years. She is definitely not someone who can be deceived with just a few words."
Mu Jiling: (=_=)
She can be tricked with just a few words, are you talking about her
"It's not you. Mother is referring to the Taifu, who is also your master." Hu San quickly explained.
Mu Jiling: (=_=)
Shut up, you might as well not explain. No one thinks you are dumb.
"Mother, please don't listen to the slander. I have explained many times to Little Yellow Fish that the old patriarch is pure and innocent, and I am not interested in women. These are all rumors. There is no smoke without fire. The rumors have been echoed from all sides, and it is definitely not a one-day effort. It must be some treacherous people who are secretly destroying my good reputation."
Lu Bei spoke with hatred, he would not name that person, new hatred plus old accounts, sooner or later he would have to pay the price.
"In that case, what are you waiting for, kid? These blind creatures are protected by the Demon King, yet they are gossiping. Immediately issue an order to confiscate their property and exterminate their clan." Fox Two said.
"Not so good, too many people have passed it on."
"Then kill them all. I want to see rivers of blood."
"… "
Lu Bei hesitated. If they were all killed, there would be no one left in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters.
His firm attitude before was just for the sake of talking. He is not so stupid as to kill someone and cause a river of blood to flow.
Even if we take a step back, the rumors that are three-tenths true and seven-tenths false are not all nonsense. Some of them are in line with objective facts.
Seeing that Lu Bei was speechless, Fox Two became even more excited, and kept persuading the tyrant to stand up. Together with Fox Three who was fanning the flames, the three monsters from Xuanyuan Tomb seemed to be making a comeback.
Lu Bei couldn't listen any longer. As for entertainment, he couldn't be happy at all. He used the excuse that the three-legged golden crow wanted to pee and rushed out to walk his bird.
The three-legged golden crow can turn into the sun anytime and anywhere. It needs to be peeed. It is a thousand-year-old fox. Who can it compete with
Looking at Lu Bei fleeing in panic, Hu Er breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the teacup and took a sip. With such a playful teasing, a smart boy like Hao Da'er would surely understand her thoughts.
The godmother is still the godmother, and the eldest brother is still the eldest brother. There is no need to feel guilty, and there is no need to avoid them all day long. Just talk to them whenever you have time, and the Fox family will not be in chaos.
"Mother is smart. My brother must have been squatting in the corner crying." Fox San said happily.
"Shut up, your father is gone, why are you so happy?"
"… "
Fox Three: (=Words=)
You old witch, you talk nonsense all day long and you don’t have the grace of a mother at all. I hope you can become my sister-in-law soon!
"What are you mumbling about?"
"Praise mother for her beauty."
"Haha, I think you are itching for trouble!"
Fox Er's eyes flashed with murderous intent. In the past eight years, her elder sister Daji had bullied her second younger sister many times. She would take revenge today.
Ever since the fire poison in Fox San's body was removed, his cultivation has been improving day by day. While he can still beat him now, he should beat him a few more times, otherwise he will not be able to catch him when he wants to beat him in the future.
…
As for Lu Bei, he fled from the Queen Mother's palace and looked back with a slight smile.
Then he cursed: "Old witch, how can you persuade people like this? Why don't you just say it directly? You obviously want to laugh at me. Bah, don't you think that if I wasn't filial, you would have become a joke long ago!"
Three or five miles away, Lu Bei felt relieved of the depression in his chest. He felt a lot better after suffering setbacks everywhere in the past few days.
He peeked towards the imperial study, patted his butt when passing by two vixens, turned around and saw Little Yellow Fish working diligently, so he approached with a smug look on his face.
There is no other way, I still have to coax her, because this cold butt smells so good!
Ten days later, Lu Bei was released, which barely appeased all his wings. Although the good days were still to come, Fox Two and Fox Three had returned to normal, the status of the Fox family remained the same, and there had been no personnel changes, which made Lu Bei breathe a sigh of relief.
He returned to the Heavenly Palace to help the wings overcome the tribulation. As the Emperor of Heaven, holding the Great Seal of the Emperor of Heaven, he did not need to discuss the matter of overcoming the tribulation with Brother Tian, he could handle it on his own.
I have the authority!
After surviving the catastrophe, they offered their magic weapons one by one to apologize, and then promised to die of exhaustion one by one, in order to calm the already chaotic harem.
Lu Bei knew very well that people lived their lives on vanity and unwillingness to accept defeat, and immortals were no exception, because they had long been dragged down to the mortal world.
The wings began to compare with each other. The chaos in the harem had already occurred. It could be suppressed for a while but not forever. According to the conventional routine, his harem would usher in an era of division among heroes. One person was not enough to accomplish anything, and the alliances between the big and small alliances were inevitable.
"A palace fight drama actually showed you the style of the Seven Heroes of the Warring States Period. What happened next? The Three Kingdoms, the Chu-Han contention, Wang Mang's usurpation of power, and the Eight Kings' chaos?"
Standing out of it, this drama is so good that the audience will not get tired of it even after a hundred episodes. However, Lu Bei, the male protagonist, just wants to fight to the death with the screenwriter Qi Lijing.
If this guy hadn't changed the script, this grand drama about cultivating immortals would have turned into a shabby movie about harem intrigue.
The pattern has been lowered!
…
Tianjian Sect, Sword Gathering Hall.
Bang!
"Where is that bastard Qi Lijing? Speak up. You usually speak your mind, but why are you all pretending to be dumb now?"
In the hall, a group of elders lowered their heads and looked submissive, pretending to know nothing about anything.
Not to mention that they really don't know where the Qili Sutra is, even if they knew, they wouldn't dare to say it, just like they wouldn't dare to spread gossip about someone sleeping with their mother-in-law. People should know themselves. How can anyone laugh at the fun of being invincible for a lifetime
The invincible Yun Zuoyu only dared to hide in the underworld and laugh.
Lu Bei guessed that Qi Lijing had come to steal the house again, but he was a step too late. The storyteller had already disappeared, and he couldn't even see his shadow even with the Emperor's Seal.
Thus, the anger was diverted and the elders on duty suffered.
Especially the elder named Zhan, who was scolded by Lu Bei for half an hour just because he said self-deprecatingly, "I am You Hun, a treacherous minister, and I am not good at speaking."
Lao Zhan was probably very smart. Although this shameless son-in-law played tricks on him in every way, it was absolutely impossible for him to really do anything to him.
It's just twenty lashes of the cane, that's what he wants to say today when he kills Le Xian.
Zhan Lexian did not dare to mention the bad deeds of the tyrant emperor and Queen Jiang and Concubine Huang. He only said that the tyrant emperor deliberately targeted the two treacherous ministers.
He was not convinced. Why could Mo Buxiu and Mu Lichen be Bi Gan and Shang Rong? He and Lin Buyan even sacrificed their precious daughter, but only Fei Zhong and You Hun were left
Even Qin Fangtian, who does nothing all day and only knows how to farm, can become the Grand Tutor of the Imperial Observatory Du Yuanxun!
He wants to be a wise minister, he wants to be like Bigan.
Lu Bei: (=皿=)
You think you are a virtuous minister? Bah, you are dreaming. Do you know that you look exactly like the treacherous minister
Lu Bei was extremely anxious, but in the end he was unable to do anything to Zhan Lexian, who walked away cackling like a victorious rooster.
He is an old man, but today he is standing up.
Lu Bei was tormented by Qi Lijing and felt helpless, because he really didn't dare to do anything to these people. Even if he could do anything, it was too late now. The whole Kyushu continent knew about the mess between the Emperor of Heaven and his mother-in-law who was covered with legs.
The rumors intensified, and a new version appeared in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons. The reason why Huang Xiao disappeared was because she could no longer hide her belly, so she hid in the Heavenly Palace to wait for the birth of her child.
No one with a brain would believe such a thing.
Lu Bei thought so until the day Feng Yi went to the Demon King's Palace to meet his brother-in-law and asked him where he had hidden their mother and whether they should call each other by their own names from now on.
Gossip is based on identity. How can an ordinary person be compared with the Emperor of Heaven? This rumor is destined to spread forever.
Lu Bei wasn't just tired anymore, he was almost losing his mind.
Because he lost his personal panel and could not enter the official forum, he could not see the screen full of 'Emperor of Heaven's Family Affairs', nor did he know that his little affairs had spread all over the Blue Star. Otherwise, if the Emperor of Heaven was angry, there would surely be rivers of blood.
Every player will be struck by lightning.
"Master, I have something to report. Are you free now?"
The Nine Swords Elder Dagu Tianlianlin caught up with Lu Bei. He looked quite respectful. He did not care about the difference between the old and young sect masters. A sect master was always a sect master. At most, he could be divided into Sect Master Qi and Sect Master Lu.
Although she looked respectful, Lu Bei could still sense her burning gossipy heart. Lian Lin was an old gossiper. When Lu Bei caused the fairy to fall from grace, she had done a lot of the dirty work. This time... she was afraid that the person who came had bad intentions.
Lu Bei was overthinking it. He was played around by Qi Lijing and was like a frightened bird. He thought everyone he saw was funny.
Even if Lian Lin had great courage, she would not dare to tease the Sect Master/Emperor of Heaven in person. She was not Zhan Le Xian, and if she dared to jump in his face, she would have to be prepared to be struck by lightning. She would be prepared to be a tomboy again after eighteen years.
At this time, Daxia's great cause of unifying all the countries in the human race was in full swing. The attitudes of the strongest empires of the human race were unclear. They neither refused nor took the initiative to join.
The first state to nod in submission and become a vassal state of Daxia was Zhao Qin.
It was Jiang Suxin's idea that he returned from the Yellow Springs Road, and his strength increased by several levels. He easily took control of the entire Zhao Qin, and by the way reorganized the tomb keepers, the Seven Stars of Xuanwu, to consolidate the position of King Yan.
Just like before, Jiang Suxin still did not declare himself emperor. Having seen the big world outside, he mainly clung to the big legs of the Emperor of Heaven. He did not look down on the throne of the mortal world at all, and this throne was not the only one.
I didn't want to do that in the first place, and even less so now.
Jiang Suxin is from Zhaoqin. He studied and embarked on the path of cultivation in order to serve his country. He has an unparalleled obsession with Zhaoqin and has always been resisting Emperor Ji's interference in Zhaoqin's political situation. For this reason, he did not hesitate to join Yinglong and work as a tomb keeper.
This time, Zhao Qin was the first to pledge allegiance, and Jiang Suxin played an indispensable role in this. It can only be said that the past was the past, and the present is now. Times have changed. Da Xia is no longer afraid of threats. Jiang Suxin has someone above him, so what's wrong with him pledgeing allegiance to you, Ji Chang? Do you really dare to extend your claws to Zhao Qin
It’s so funny, believe it or not, invite your brother to your house for dinner!
His eldest brother is a pervert who even dares to sleep with his mother-in-law. He has no shame at all. When he comes to your house for dinner, there will be a story about him sleeping in the dragon bed that night. I just want to ask you if you are afraid.
Furthermore, Lu Bei is the Emperor of Heaven. Without the permission of the Lords of the Three Realms, Ji Chang does not have the courage to unify the human race, because once the human race is unified, they will have to face the demons of the Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom.
Coincidentally, the Emperor of Heaven is the Demon King.
Under such circumstances, Ji Chang dared to let Daxia return, he must have had the support of Lu Bei.
The eldest brother nodded, so there was no reason for Jiang Suxin, the younger brother, to hesitate. He just had to follow the order.
Ji Chang obeyed the order of Emperor Lu Bei and unified the entire human race without daring to start a war. Political struggle cannot be advanced without bloodshed. Fortunately, Lu Bei did not issue a death order. The lower level was not allowed to move, but the upper level could do as they pleased.
With Ji Chang's ability that was almost invincible in the world, he could easily crush all the disobedience by sending out a few masters. He took steady steps, and the situation of various countries submitting to him became increasingly clear.
It won’t be long before Da Xia, whose territory once spanned the entire human race, returns.
The exceptions are Wu Zhou, Xiong Chu, Xuan Long, and the twenty-three small countries in the northern border.
This is the place where the Emperor of Heaven worships, and it is the private reserve of divine power in the human world. The claws of the Emperor of Man cannot reach here, nor does he dare to reach here.
The Three Kingdoms completed the lightning-fast division of the twenty-three small countries in the north, concluded a non-aggression pact, and built wonders to show their respect for the Emperor of Heaven.
Why build wonders? What if the Emperor of Heaven doesn’t like it, wouldn’t it be a waste of money
How fresh! Everyone knows that the Emperor of Heaven is the Demon King who slept with his own mother-in-law. Just as the Ten Thousand Demons Kingdom entertained the Demon King ten thousand years ago, we should entertain the Emperor of Heaven in the same way. We can't go wrong by copying it.
There is a new wonder under construction in Yuezhou, and the royal family has sent many backbone members of the Huangji Sect to run around very quickly.
In the early years, these minions of Huangji Sect were very arrogant when they met the disciples of Tianjian Sect. Now they can't be so arrogant. Not to mention that Tiandi is the second generation leader of Tianjian Sect, just the two leaders are invincible in their lifetime. No one in the world dares to speak loudly in front of the disciples of Tianjian Sect.
As one of the Nine Sword Elders, Lian Lin's wealth has skyrocketed during this period. From time to time, he can pick up a Qiankun bag just by taking a few steps outside. Looking around, there is no bad person around him, only kind-hearted old people.
She saw all of this and respected Lu Bei even more.
Zhan Lexian is an exception. He was somewhat bullied by his son-in-law, and his father-in-law rose up in rebellion.
The gossipy heart that Lu Bei had after hearing that was actually filled with regret. Lian Lin recalled the past, which was not long ago, only two or three years ago, when Lu Bei said he wanted to teach her the Immortal Sword Intent.
She didn't want to get too entangled with the pervert, so she rejected him decisively and wanted to keep her innocence in the world.
Now think about it, innocence is of no use. If she had obeyed at that time, she would have soared into the sky and lived in the heavenly palace.
Of course, she also knew that Lu Bei was just talking and it was impossible for him to teach the sword skills through the connection. At most, he could just throw down a sword manual, but not more.
After all, it's not our destiny, and we can't have this great fortune.
"Tell me what's the matter. If it's about the Demon King sleeping with his mother-in-law, this sect leader suggests you go to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons to inquire." Lu Bei said unhappily. What does the good deeds of the Demon King Tai'an have to do with him, Lu Bei of the Tianjian Sect
This is escaping from reality after being fed up with it, and the next step is to give up on yourself.
Lian Lin pretended not to hear and said without changing his expression: "Master, I am here to tell you something, nothing else."
"That's right, you are loyal. Practice hard and overcome the tribulation. I will ensure that you will have good weather and good harvests. After you ascend to heaven, you will be given a lucrative position as the head of a sect."
Lu Bei was overjoyed. He finally met a normal person. He smiled and said, "Since you, the Nine Swords Elder, can deliver a message, the other party must be from a wealthy family. Tell me how much money you received. Take it out. I want 90% of it."
The flavor is so strong, exactly the same as it was back then.
Lian Lin instantly felt that the Emperor of Heaven was much closer, and said bluntly: "That person's family background is indeed extraordinary. Her master is the leader of the Heavenly Sword Sect, who is high above the Emperor of Heaven in the Three Realms."
"Who, Senior Sister Shao?"
Who is Senior Sister Shao
A string of question marks crossed Lian Lin's mind. With her reminder, Lu Bei finally remembered that he had a free-range apprentice named Xiao Fengxian.
"Look at my brain. You are so forgetful that I almost forgot that I have a disciple."
Lu Bei has little interest in Xiao Fengxian, but the great changes in the world are about to reach the third node. It is possible and very likely that a passage between Blue Star and Kyushu Continent will be opened. He, Lu, has the hope of returning home in glory, and he can't help but feel a little closer to Xiao Fengxian.
My fellow countryman, this is!
When he was still weak, Lu Bei was extremely cautious against players. When he came across secret manuals of magical skills, he would burn them immediately for fear that they would fall into the hands of these ungrateful people.
Later, he became invincible and his attitude towards players took a 90-degree turn, becoming indifferent and dispensable. Now he has turned 90 degrees again and wants to get along with them.
Fellow villagers, please lead the way. The Emperor of Heaven wants to give our fellow villagers a little Kyushu-style shock.
How should I pretend to be this
Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin, planning to use a big move in front of his fellow countrymen. How about blowing up the island where Xiao Ri... lived so well
That's not good. The pillar industry there is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. If he, the emperor of heaven, ignores the people's will, wouldn't he be becoming a tyrant again
Forget it, let’s see who has bad luck then, whoever shows up first will be bombed!
After listening to Lian Lin's story, Lu Bei realized that Xiao Fengxian had been looking for a master recently and often came to Tianjian Sect.
Although she is a disciple under the name of the sect master and is an outer sect disciple and not a direct disciple, the sect master only has this one disciple, so her status is very high. Not to mention the Nine Swords Elder, even the Supreme Elder Qin Fangtian has to give her face.
Xiao Fengxian analyzed her master's lustful nature and thought that she might not be able to strike up a conversation with anyone else, so she had to find her master's wife. However, there was no master's wife on earth, as they had all moved to heaven.
She wanted to go to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons, where the Demon Queen and her master's wife lived. However, her level did not allow her to set foot on the advanced map of the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons. She could only ask Lian Lin to help pass on a message.
Elder Lian is so beautiful, he must be having an affair with Master.
That’s what Xiao Fengxian thought.
You know what, it was a lucky coincidence.
Although Lu Bei and Lian Lin had no affair, he performed a heart-opening surgery on Lian Lin when he rescued him from prison a few years ago, so they could be considered to be in an open relationship.
"Okay, I get it. The Twenty-Three Kingdoms of the Northern Territory, right? I will go there when I have time."
Lu Bei shook his head repeatedly: "This evil disciple actually asked Master to go and see him. He is so arrogant. Let's see how I will deal with him when the time comes."
After Lian Lin bowed and left, Lu Bei's feet flashed, and he stepped through the void and arrived at the former small northern country, Songxu.
The twenty-three kingdoms in the north have become history. They were divided up by Wu Zhou, Xiong Chu and Xuan Long. They are all the territories of the Emperor of Heaven on earth. There is no need for the three kingdoms to continue to build defenses, and there is no need for a war buffer zone. The main focus should be on loving each other.
The original open and covert struggles have turned into the current construction wonders, where who can build more and who can build bigger.
It is said that Wu Zhou was extremely wealthy, because the Zhu family employed the most monks. They also shamelessly played the card of the two princesses' nepotism, with loud voices and posters everywhere, for fear that others would not know that the Zhu family was taking a two-pronged approach.
Today, the city of the 'Fourth Disaster' is in chaos again. As for the players, we can't expect them to stay still. Their favorite thing is to do daily activities.
The Fourth Disaster City is full of players, and there is not a single native from the immortal world. The players can build it however they want. There is a small disturbance every three days and a big disturbance every five days. Today happened to be the siege stage.
Several large guilds formed an alliance and were divided into two camps. The reason for the war was extremely unreliable. The leader of the Bull Hunting Team, Jiang Zhiya, was on the attacking side. He said that several guild members had disappeared and he wanted to enter the city to search.
The three families guarding the city are Liangshanbo of Water Margin, Tomb-sweeping Day, and Minotaur's Axe. Xiao Fengxian seizes the opportunity and bluntly says that Jiang Zhiya is a Japanese soldier.
As a result, the Bull Hunting Team's union was completely destroyed. Not only its allies, but even its own union members rebelled.
You can present facts and reason, or make up any excuse you want, but if you insist on using this, you are simply courting your own destruction.
The war ended abruptly. After Jiang Zhiya was resurrected, he looked up to the sky and cried, saying that it was not his fault and that God wanted to kill him. He was urged by the people around him to die quickly.
"Jiang Sang, the cherry blossoms in my hometown are blooming again!"
"Nonsense, I'm not a Japanese soldier. My ancestors for three generations were all poor peasants with good family backgrounds."
"I suggest a thorough investigation of three generations of ancestors!"
"You Japanese soldiers over there, you Japanese have an old saying, Xixi materialism. Huh, Wei Junjie, I advise you not to resist stubbornly."
"That's right, hand over the link, or I'll take you down and give you leniency!"
"No way, sir, can the Japanese soldiers be treated leniently?"
“Physical leniency.”
"Hiss, hiss, the Chinese language is really profound."
"… "
Below, Jiang Zhiya argued forcefully, swearing that he was definitely not a Japanese soldier. However, he was defeated by the group of thugs in the argument, so he had to change the subject and started talking about the hottest gossip in Kyushu Continent.
[Mother’s guidance from the Heavenly Emperor (subtitled)]
In an instant, everyone was no longer sleepy, which showed that the Japanese soldiers were really powerful and they had grasped everyone's weaknesses in one go.
Jiang Zhiya's face turned red with anger, and he emphasized again that he was not a Japanese soldier. He changed the subject to the end and brought up the important task of rising up and saving the world of immortal cultivation.
He raised the banner of rejecting internal friction, demanding unity against external forces, overthrowing the rule of the Demon King/Emperor of Heaven over the three realms, and restoring peace to the continent of Jiuzhou.
Then, it was the same old story again, that the Demon King had planned it all along and had been scheming for the throne of Heavenly Emperor ten thousand years ago, and that the village chief of the Novice Village was a scam and everyone should wake up as soon as possible.
To sum up, it is the duty of the reincarnated immortal to overthrow the devil's tyranny.
Lu Bei: (=_=)
To be honest, he is just a passerby and this is obviously a frame-up. He hasn't schemed against players for many years.
"You call me a devil and blame me for cheating you. I'm just an NPC, how could I possibly cheat you..."
Lu Bei muttered to himself, and seeing Xiao Fengxian on the city wall, he added: "This is how cultivating immortals works!"
On the city wall, Xiao Fengxian looked at Jiang Zhiya who was still stubborn despite his defeat below, and waved her hand: "If anyone dares to speak ill of the Emperor of Heaven, I, Xiao Fengxian, will be the first to disagree. Brothers, kill him."
“Oooooh—”
A crowd of people rushed over and Jiang Zhiya turned into jelly on the ground. It would take longer for him to resurrect this time, so he basically had no chance of siege.
After defending the city, Xiao Fengxian was in a good mood. She turned her head and looked at her new little brother, "Lao Zhuang, don't say that the big sister won't help you. Hurry up and go down to grab the experience. You haven't leveled up in a few days."
"… "
"Lao Zhuang, please say something. Why are you in a daze?"
"… "
Dad was furious and said nothing. He stared with wide eyes behind Xiao Fengxian. Xiao Fengxian swallowed her saliva, turned around slowly, and saw a figure standing on the city wall with his hands behind his back.
Boom—
Thunder fell from the sky, and countless white lights swept down, submerging the entire Fourth Calamity City with a devastating force.
"Don't even say bad things about the Emperor of Heaven. Don't even listen to them. You don't know the rules at all... You deserve to die."
Lu Bei raised his hand and snapped his fingers, stopping the raging thunder in the sky. Dark clouds covered the city, threatening to destroy it. Xiao Fengxian and her father were facing the terrifying aura of the coming of the Heavenly Dao with anger. Their brains froze and everything went blank.
"Hey, what do you want from me?"
"… "
Xiao Fengxian glanced at the ashes beside her. Oh no, her father was gone.
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