The golden light surged, the sky and earth sank, and indescribable pressure filled every corner of the blue planet like a tsunami.
This pressure is invisible and intangible, yet clear and definite, like a god, making people both fear and yearn for it.
The pressure comes quickly and goes away quickly, leaving behind only a lingering fear.
Different from the chill in my heart, as the second sun in the sky grew bigger and bigger, the air gradually became hot, as if a catastrophe that would destroy the world was approaching, and the entire blue planet fell silent in the heat.
When the gods come to the world, heaven and earth are silent.
After an unknown amount of time, the sun suddenly disappeared, and the sky and the earth returned to their original state, as if everything before was an illusion.
Everyone knows that illusions are impossible. Looking into the distant sky, the translucent shadow of the Kyushu continent is lingering, and everything is extremely real.
Times have changed, and Blue Star must learn to adapt to the times.
Boom—
The waves are surging, and the blue sea is stirred up by thousands of waves.
Lu Bei raised his hands, and Feng Xu flew alone in the wind, hovering above the blue sea, sniffing the slightly humid air, feeling extremely excited.
It’s simple, I just put it back on.
As the saying goes, if wealth and honor do not return to one's hometown, it is like wearing fine clothes at night.
What's the point of wearing it once? Wear it twice if you want to.
He closed his eyes and sensed, his soul spreading out, with a heavy force sweeping across all directions, imprisoning the turbulent sea surface as steady as flat ground, and determining his current location.
Pacific Ocean, north of the Tropic of Cancer, crossing the east longitude…
Forget it, it doesn’t matter anyway. Just knowing that we are very close to the Bering Strait is enough.
Lu Bei never expected that the country closest to him after evading into the atmosphere was the United States.
What did God mean by guiding him to take such an irresponsible and free action
Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. Needless to say, he felt a little moved. Following the guidance of fate, three majestic shadows appeared behind him.
Phoenix.
Kunpeng.
Three-legged golden crow.
Kunpeng is 50,000 feet long and it sank to the bottom of the sea. The star lord's magical power swept across the entire Pacific Ocean. The lights of the stars lit up, embellishing the blue sea with brilliant beauty.
Phoenix and Three-legged Golden Crow…
The fight started.
Without Lu Bei's subjective will, the three-legged golden crow did not soar into the sky immediately to seek trouble with the sun in the sky, but instead stretched out its fangs and claws to grab the phoenix.
The Phoenix looked sternly at the three-legged crow charging at it, and was unwilling to be outdone, so it decided to fight back.
Lu Bei: (=_=)
Stop making trouble. We are one family. Give Brother Bei some face. Come back to Kyushu to fight us. This ball can’t stand you two messing around with it.
Because of the revival of spiritual energy, the spatial structure of Blue Star is much more stable than before, but no matter how stable it is, it cannot compare to the Kyushu Continent. If the Phoenix and the Golden Crow fight, this planet will not last long.
He took the initiative to intervene, controlling the Phoenix and the Golden Crow to stop, and mainly controlled the Three-legged Golden Crow. This three-legged light bulb was the most troublesome in the whole scene. Out of nine fights, it was it that started ten.
The three-legged golden crow flapped its wings and flew eastward first, then soared into the sky, flew out of the atmosphere and landed on the surface of the moon.
As night turned into day in the western hemisphere, people used professional instruments to observe and saw a magma pool on the surface of the moon where a three-legged golden bird was bathing and sunbathing.
The phoenix flew westwards, its wings drooping in yin and yang, its long tail swaying in five-colored divine light, and it flew straight through Japan and South Korea, landing in the Kunlun Mountains of the Shenzhou continent.
The light is distorted, and the colors of yin and yang and the five elements are distorted, bringing some ancient shocks to this world.
After landing, a big tree rose from the ground, pushing away the clouds that covered the sky. The boundless green shade was full of vitality and emitting endless spiritual energy and divine light.
The phoenix is perched on it, and countless birds come to pay homage.
The three divine birds, one west, one up, and one sinking, became popular on the entire Internet at the fastest speed, announcing to the world that a new era has arrived.
Whether people believe in it or not, God is real and exists.
Soon, the news of the Emperor of Heaven's arrival spread across Blue Star.
The urgent news broadcast was accompanied by a portrait of Lu Bei, a pretty boy, and then small pictures of three divine birds: the Phoenix, Kunpeng, and Golden Crow. They were marked as the incarnations of the Emperor of Heaven, and could also be understood as the Emperor of Heaven's pets.
The Heavenly Emperor Lu Bei, whose birth date is unknown, came from the Great Wilderness ten thousand years ago and founded the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, becoming invincible in the world...
He reappeared on earth ten thousand years later, suspected to be his incarnation as a human body. At this time, he had cultivated himself into a celestial being, re-established the underworld, became the master of the three realms, and was honored as the Emperor of Heaven.
All evidence indicates that the revival of Blue Star’s spiritual energy is directly related to this Heavenly Emperor.
The last line of the news was written in big red letters: The Emperor of Heaven has boundless power to destroy and create the world. He cannot be touched or looked at directly.
The cooling blue planet became hot again.
If it were in the Kyushu Continent, Lu Bei would not be interested in showing off, but after all, Blue Star is his hometown, so the emotions are different. When fellow villagers meet, how can he justify the phrase "eyes full of tears" if he doesn't shed a few tears
He waited in the Pacific Ocean for half an hour and confirmed that there were several satellites watching overhead, but there was no strategic nuclear bomb coming to test the depth, which made him quite regretful for a moment.
Where are the monsters that we promised to use nuclear bombs on? The three-legged crow is too far away to hit, and the country where the phoenix lands cannot be moved, but the Pacific Ocean is fine. Kunpeng is such a big target, with a wingspan of 50,000 feet, which is more than 300 miles. Such a big target is lying in the sea motionless, why don’t you blow it up!
If he can’t even boil water, how can you say that the Emperor of Heaven is not afraid of nuclear weapons!
Lu Bei waited for a while and confirmed that he did not have the luck of the Showa man, and his disappointment disappeared on the spot.
…
"Boss, please give me another serving of tripe, and two plates each of kelp and bamboo shoots."
In the hot pot restaurant, a pretty boy in ancient costume raised his hand to order more food. Besides him, the only people left on the entire floor were the lobby manager and a few chefs in the kitchen.
The place was not reserved and the guests left voluntarily. It was too stressful to dine here.
On the huge screen in the lobby, the voice, appearance and smile of the Emperor of Heaven were played in rotation, engraving this face into everyone's mind in a carpet bombing manner.
If you want to die, you can go anywhere, but don't be impulsive and seek trouble with the Emperor of Heaven.
The camera pulls away, and the crowds are dispersing in the surrounding streets. Everything is proceeding in an orderly manner, quietly and courteously. Not to mention people, even the birds and cicadas in the trees dare not call.
"Boss, pay the bill."
"No, I don't want any money."
The lobby manager was sweating profusely and trembling when he spoke. He didn't play games and didn't know what the Emperor of Heaven was, but the big screen behind Lu Bei said it very clearly, just treat him as the Jade Emperor.
Another line of small characters stated that the Jade Emperor did not drill through the table, and a red cross was put on the scene of drilling through the table, with the mark "Dramatic effect, not original".
In the West, this is called God.
In short, don't say that he eats your food and takes your things. Even if he sleeps with your mother-in-law, you have to endure it.
The last sentence is an internet joke. The personal image of the Emperor of Heaven is deeply rooted in people's hearts. Wildfires cannot be extinguished, and they will grow again with the spring breeze. They will grow again after being cut. The more it is banned, the more popular it becomes.
That’s the charm of gossip.
"Why don't you charge me? Do you think I'm eating a free meal? If this gets out, will I still be able to survive in this industry?"
Lu Bei waved his hand, and the golden light turned into silk threads. He slapped a lump of gold on the table, and his figure faded and disappeared.
The lobby manager's legs went weak, and the last breath he had been holding dissipated. He sat on the chair sweating profusely, and tremblingly picked up the bottle of mineral water on the table and drank it all in one gulp.
His eyes were filled with lingering fear and seemed to have survived a disaster. Each breath he took was particularly heavy, and if you listened carefully, even his breathing was trembling.
At this time, a special forces team dressed in full body coverings came in, cordoned off the scene, packed up and took away all the pots, pans, tables and chairs, and even lifted up the carpet.
The captain found the lobby manager with a notebook, first handed him a bottle of salty soda, said a few words to comfort him, and then asked a few questions.
The lobby manager paused for a long time, and answered them one by one after he came to his senses.
“Tripe, meatballs, beef rolls, duck blood, mushrooms, frozen tofu, potato chips…”
"Later, I ordered another portion of tripe, and two portions of kelp and bamboo shoots."
“Yes, mostly vegetarian dishes.”
"It's super spicy."
…
The camera turns to the sky above the Great Wall, and Lu Bei comes to check in as promised.
He made a scissors gesture and looked up at the sky. There were clouds and winds in the sky, and a vortex of cloud turned into a single eye.
Snap!
Equipped with a lightning to prevent backlight.
After Lu Bei finished checking in, he raised his hand and touched his chin. Tiandao came and went freely on Blue Star, so it was certain that this place had entered the coverage area of Tiandao on Kyushu Continent.
In fact, although he felt that the revival of spiritual energy was a good thing, he did not think that Blue Star could adapt to the cultivation rules of the Kyushu Continent, at least not in the first two or three hundred years.
Adapting to the new era means that the old pattern will be broken. Change exists in every corner of life. People will gain not only the possibility of longevity, but also the confusion and bewilderment in the drastic changes, and the most intuitive death.
This is quite frustrating.
Lu Bei thought about it, maybe he would not cause any harm to Blue Star, and he could also use the Heavenly Emperor's Seal to set a rule not to kill innocent people, but he could only control perfect immortals and ordinary cultivators, not a few invincible people in their lifetime.
Especially the central palace Huangdi and Heye.
Especially Qili Jing, deep down, he has no feelings for living beings, but when he is interested, his destructive power far exceeds that of Zhonggong Huangdi and He.
We have to find a way to protect our fellow villagers and prevent their homes from being bombed.
He disappeared in a flash.
At the same time, on the top of Kunlun Mountain in the Kyushu Continent, Emperor Ji Chang completed the unification of all human countries two days ago, and Daxia returned again after ten thousand years.
Everyone is waiting for Ji Chang's next move to see what kind of governance policies he will promulgate after unifying the human race.
If nothing is done, Daxia's return will be meaningless.
The pattern is small.
Most of these onlookers were from the former royal clans of various countries. They could not understand the significance of the unification of the entire human race. Ji Chang did not want territory, nor did he have the fighting spirit to compete with the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons. What he pursued was the master of humanity.
Yinglong and Ji Huang, two contemporary great celestial beings, each took a different path in their ninth incarnations. Yinglong went all in, knowing that it was impossible to succeed, but Ji Huang did not have the courage to risk everything, so he followed the path of his ancestors, seeking eternity for humanity in order to fight against the immortal way.
In the past, he had the confidence that the human way could fight against the immortal way on equal terms, but now it is no longer possible. His personal strength is far inferior to Lu Bei, and his innate luck is useless. He has to settle for the second best and do the same as Yun Zuoyu, and submit to the Emperor of Heaven as the master of the human way.
To put it bluntly, he unified the entire human race just to increase his own worth and make himself appear more valuable.
In the underworld there is the Emperor Huangquan, in the human world there is the Emperor of Daxia, in the fairyland there is the Emperor of Heaven, and even in the future there is the Great Celestial Lord. If the three realms are in order and the order of rewarding good and punishing evil is perfect, then the way of heaven can be eternal.
Ji Chang thought he knew Lu Bei very well. At first glance, this Heavenly Emperor was unreasonable and always did things his own way. He only wanted others to follow his will, and he would never pamper others. He was moody and difficult to get along with.
In fact, it is not as good as it seems at first glance.
The Emperor of Heaven is too narrow-minded. If you offend him, the consequences will be dire.
The good news is that Lu Bei's desire for power is far less than Yinglong's. As long as you don't offend him, the Emperor of Heaven doesn't care who you are. The Three Realms will be very relaxed in the future. Before the real Great Heavenly Venerable is determined, Ji Chang has enough time to accumulate the luck of the human race, and he also has enough space to play.
The bad news is, he's in the way.
Therefore, on the day when Ji Chang completed the unification of the human race, he retreated behind the scenes, and the fourth generation incarnation Ji Fa stepped to the front and succeeded to the throne as the common leader of the human race.
It was at this moment that the humanitarian order was complete, the third great change in heaven and earth completed all the prerequisites, and the passage between Blue Star and Kyushu Continent was completely opened.
At this time, Lu Bei was still unaware of the changes in the human world, and it would not matter even if he knew. It sounded like a historical inevitability that Ji Fa would succeed Ji Chang. It was even because of the name Ji Fa that the List of Gods could be released into the human world.
It’s a good thing, he fully agrees with it.
The top of Kunlun Mountain, the ancestral land of Daxia.
Ji Fa was dressed in an imperial robe, looking heroic and majestic, with the words "wise leader" written all over his face.
Before him, there were his third incarnation as the Kunlun Immortal, his fifth incarnation as the Lord of Human Arms, and his sixth incarnation as the Sage of Humanity. Except for his first incarnation, Ji Chang, who lived in seclusion after abdicating, and his second incarnation, the Jade Emperor, who is still floating in the future, all the incarnations of Ji Emperor that can be traced are listed in this list.
Golden light flashed in the eyes of the three incarnations of Kunlun Immortal. Because Ji Chang unified the entire human race, the three incarnations all had the mark of the golden dragon of destiny in their bodies. As one prospers, all prosper. As Ji Chang's strength soared, each of them also grew to varying degrees.
Especially the Lord of Humanity's Arms and the Sage of Humanity, these two worldly beings are of great significance. On the contrary, the Kunlun Immortal, who is closely related to the Kunlun Dragon Vein, means that the Human Emperor seeks immortality, and his improvement is not obvious.
Golden light surged in the eyes of the three incarnations, and wisps of golden light of luck were peeled off from their bodies and merged into the body of Ji Fa who was sitting on the throne.
Ignoring the golden light, one could see that the three incarnations had dull eyes and were clearly controlled in their minds. Not only did they not resist, they also took everything for granted.
Faced with Ji Longcheng, who was invincible in his lifetime and the first emperor of Daxia, Ji Chang's ninth incarnation was unable to muster the slightest power to resist.
Lu Bei even helped Ji Longcheng invisibly. He appointed Zhao Fangce as the leader of the Three Kingdoms. The Baimao Zhao family's original surname was Ji, and tracing their bloodline, they were also descendants of Ji Longcheng.
In other words, although Daxia seemed to be missing a corner and had not completed the unification of the human territory, it was actually not the case. All the territories belonged to the Ji clan and were all vassals of Ji Longcheng.
That’s right, Ji Fa is Ji Longcheng, and he replaced him without anyone noticing.
The unlucky Ji Chang survived Yinglong and pleased Lu Bei, but on the day before his great cause was about to be completed, all his thousands of years of planning came to naught.
Ji Longcheng did not think so. He delegated power to allow all his descendants to have the opportunity to become emperor. He also bestowed upon them the method of cultivating humanity, pointing out that humanity could rival the way of immortals and was a vital link under the way of heaven.
Man is the protagonist under the way of heaven. The Human Emperor holds a high position of power and has unparalleled influence on heaven and earth. The Human Emperor can change the rules of heaven by issuing an edict, and he has absolute authority equal to the Emperor of Heaven.
Since Ji Chang couldn't do it, he would just stand aside and open his eyes to see clearly how he, the first emperor of mankind, fought against the Emperor of Heaven.
Ji Longcheng is the sixth incarnation of the Great Heavenly Venerable. He was born later than Yun Zuoyu and Wei, and earlier than Yinglong and Ji Chang. He swept across the world and unified the human race in one fell swoop. He protected his descendants and made the country glorious for ten thousand years.
When Ji Longcheng became invincible, the Master of All Daos was not in the Jiuzhou Continent. The Central Palace Huangdi traveled far away from the Three Realms, obtained the Lotus of Creation and sealed himself, and retreated to the Huangquan Realm with clouds and rain, and established the Huangquan Heavenly Book and the Huangquan Nine Daos.
At this point, the plan for the future Great Celestial Lord had almost been completed.
Yun Zuoyu is a failed invincible man. He has no right to make a move. All the operations in the Underworld are to preserve himself and can be ignored.
The calculation of Zhonggong Huangdi is the Lotus of Creation. Those who were calculated by him include Yan, Qilijing, Lubei/Taisu, Yinglong and Jichang.
The calculations of the envoy were relatively mediocre, mainly because of Lu Bei. The Secret Record of the Creation of Demons in the Great Wilderness, the Blood of Kunpeng, the Lotus of Creation, half of the pits on Lu Bei were dug by him.
There is nothing much to say about Yinglong and Jichang’s calculations. Just like Yunzuoyu, the loser does not deserve to have a name.
Qi Lijing, on the other hand, has very few plans. Lu Bei/Tai Su will occasionally dig a pit for Yun Zuoyu to jump into. The pit is not deep, so Yun Zuoyu will be seriously injured at most. It is not easy to die.
Finally, it was Lu Bei. His plan had just begun. Either all the invincibility in this life would be used by him, or he would kick his legs and drag everyone down with him.
If Mr. Lu has no way to survive, you all will suffer the consequences.
There was no way. He arrived the latest and was full of calculations. If he wanted to break the situation, he had to be a little harder on himself.
And all of the above-mentioned people, because they were born late, lived in the shadow of the Great Celestial Venerable's second incarnation, the Master of All Daos. This person was the first person after the great catastrophe, the first person to be invincible in this life, and also the first reincarnation of the Great Celestial Venerable's primordial spirit.
Because he is the master of all cultivation, all concepts of cultivation in the world are related to him. He is the origin of cultivation and represents the ceiling of the world of cultivation. His strength can only be described as unfathomable.
The Master of All Daos has a unique magical power, which is called Taisu Wujitian.
The reason why Qi Li Jing was entangled with the three of heaven, earth and man to be invincible in this life, and brought Lu Bei/Tai Su and Yun Zuoyu with him wherever he went, was probably to be on guard against this person.
He may not know who the Master of All Daos is, but he definitely knows that the first reincarnation of the Great Celestial Lord's spirit and the last reincarnation are, in a sense, of the same level.
The second incarnation is the Master of All Dao, and the ninth incarnation is Lu Bei. If the Great Heavenly Venerable returns, these two people will be the main targets of attack.
And he abandoned the scripture himself. No matter what, who made him have the physical body of the Great Heavenly Venerable
As for Lu Bei's withered body, who knows how many times it has been soaked in water, the Great Celestial Venerable may not be interested in it.
Now let’s talk about the last one, Ji Longcheng. At first glance, he was not included in the plan of being invincible in all his lives, and he only calculated the future generations of the Ji family. But in fact, it was not the case. He and Ji had already had an alliance agreement.
After Ji Longcheng became invincible in the world, he traced history to seek the origin. He found the Buddha and rejected the Lotus of Creation. Then, on the grounds that his life span had expired, he passed the throne to his descendants, erased his own existence, and completely disappeared in the long river of history.
The only records of Ji Longcheng in later generations were about the great achievements of the founding emperor. His name was deleted because it was a taboo for his ancestors and was never mentioned again. There was no mention of his invincible strength at all.
The reason why Ji Longcheng has been hiding for so many years is, on the one hand, that he knows that the deeper he gets into the game, the more calculations will be made on him; on the other hand, unless there is a major change in the world, standing in front of people will only make him a living target, which is not a wise choice.
With a flash of his body, there was silence for more than 20,000 years. Even when the first generation Yinglong cut off the dragon vein of Daxia, he did not show up to stop it.
The only thing that can achieve great things is loneliness.
Ji Longcheng transformed into the appearance of Ji Fa and became the Human Emperor of Daxia for the second time. The first Human Emperor returned, and the golden dragon of humanity's destiny bowed down to him. Although he was also the Emperor Ji, Ji Chang was far less capable than this ancestor.
Ji Longcheng took back all the golden dragons of luck, and did not kill the three incarnations of Ji Chang immediately. Instead, he arranged the three incarnations to perform their respective duties. The immortal Kunlun was the official in charge of the Observatory, the chief of the human army and the sages were in charge of civil and military duties to assist the prosperity of humanity.
Apart from the fact that Ji Chang's second incarnation, the Jade Emperor, is missing and is very likely a hidden danger, there is nothing wrong with the rest.
As the saying goes, "Misfortune may be a blessing in disguise", Ji Chang was previously troubled by the disappearance of the Jade Emperor's mortal body, and the Heavenly Palace he had worked so hard to build was owned by Lu Bei. Little did he know that this Jade Emperor's mortal body became his only chance of survival.
"Tai Su Wu Ji Tian..."
Ji Longcheng looked towards the direction of the blue star. Tai Su Wujitian was too weird. It gave birth to the invincible Tai Su, which made Lu Bei's strength soar. He also sent the Book of Conferred Gods to Emperor Huangdi in the Central Palace, which made the laws of heaven and earth complete and accelerated the process of great changes in heaven and earth.
In addition, it also involves the return from the underworld and the fairyland. The changes in the three realms are almost all related to Taisu Wujitian.
This made Ji Longcheng feel like there was something stuck in his throat. It was hard to tell whether the Jade Emperor's worldly body disappeared in Taisu Wujitian. He was more inclined to believe that it was a calculation.
No sooner had he regained the throne of the Human Emperor than the Master of All Daos gave him a warning and a shock. How could he not be shocked
He had been silent for 20,000 years and had never joined the game. He had just come out of retirement, and before he could even get comfortable, schemes came uninvited.
Ji Longcheng said he was a little nervous, and looked in the direction of Blue Star, hoping that Zhonggong Huangdi and He Yi could find out the secret hidden in Blue Star as soon as possible. It would be best if they could unite Lu Bei, Qili Jing, and Yun Zuoyu to gather the invincible power of the five and kill the Master of Ten Thousand Daos.
Everyone will be relieved when he dies.
…
Liangcheng.
Lu Bei followed the scent of his free-range disciple Xiao Fengxian to the outskirts of the city. Looking at the only single-family villa within a ten-mile radius, he was speechless for a moment.
"Is it necessary to retreat so far? I'm not a demon who will destroy the world."
Lu Bei snorted twice, and he said that he would meet Xiao Fengxian on Blue Star sooner or later. Then the boy moved to the wilderness. If this news got out, outsiders would think that he, the Emperor of Heaven, was a killer!
The fact was just as Lu Bei expected. Because he couldn't guess what he was thinking, Zhuang Xuan was packed up and sent to Liangcheng, moved out of the dormitory, and received a large single room with a beautiful view.
In addition, there is her old father Zhuang Wu, and the black cat Daidai with four snow-white paws.
“Woof woof woof—”
As soon as Lu Bei climbed over the wall, he encountered a black cat barking at him. He was stunned for a moment, then squatted down and beckoned to the black cat: "Huhuhuhuhu..."
"Little eunuch, you are good at learning foreign languages. Come here so I can see your tonsils. No, let me see how your transverse bone is growing."
Hot knowledge, cats and dogs have very poor eyesight. After Dai Dai barked a few times, it finally saw clearly what the man who was teasing it looked like.
Oh my god, the Emperor of Heaven climbed over the wall to get in.
The black cat's fur stood up and it turned around and ran away. After taking two steps, it remembered its specialty.
It wagged its tail, walked like a cat, and came up to Lu Bei, rubbing against the hand he stretched out.
Dai Dai: …
If you don't take the opportunity when it comes, you'd be a fool.
Lu Bei stood up with a look of disgust, clapped his hands and said, "It's boring, not cool at all, you lick the dog and you will die a miserable death."
Dai Dai: (=▔ェ▔=)
This Emperor of Heaven is so troublesome!
Lu Bei walked around the black cat and looked at the two-story building in front of him. He skillfully climbed into the second-floor window, then walked down the stairs and saw the father and son watching TV in the hall.
To be precise, they are father and daughter.
Hey, this guy is also a female disciple!
As far as appearance is concerned, Blue Star does not have the omnipresent spiritual energy of the Kyushu Continent, and is congenitally deficient. One cannot expect Xiao Fengxian to have an ordinary face.
But it’s okay, she’s young, beautiful, and has fair skin, she’s already a little beauty.
Her development is just average. Lu Bei shook his head when he saw the 2A-level scenic spot. She is also a female apprentice, but she is far inferior to Senior Sister Shao.
Xiao Fengxian sat in a wheelchair and explained to Lu Bei the main reason for her fair skin. The saying "a disabled body but strong mind" was not an empty statement. The reason why she worked hard during the day and at night was that conditions did not allow her to run around all day.
Xiao Fengxian's mother is not here, the reason is...
The Emperor of Heaven has a somewhat bad reputation, so it’s better not to join in the fun, just in case.
Lu Bei floated behind the two of them, without saying a word, and watched TV with the father and daughter.
"The Pacific Ocean has turned into a sea of stars. If Kunpeng looks like this, a base can be built on it if it is 170 kilometers long."
"I understand. The North Sea is the Pacific Ocean."
"The phoenix on Kunlun Mountain is so beautiful, but its face is a little fierce, which is a bit different from the auspicious image I imagined..."
"Speaking of which, where is the golden-winged Dapeng of my wise, powerful, tall and handsome master? Why can't I see it?"
"Is it possible that it was not the Golden-Winged Dapeng in the first place, and you mistook the three-legged golden crow taking a magma bath on the moon for the Golden-Winged Dapeng?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
Xiao Fengxian said: "At that time, a player used his personal panel to investigate and it was definitely the Golden Winged Dapeng. At that time, everyone thought that the principal had the Buddha's uncle script. It was popular on the official forum for a while, so it couldn't be wrong."
"But the panel is controlled by the Emperor of Heaven!"
"That's right. That lightning struck you and you couldn't go online for seven days. The resurrection mechanism is useless in front of my wise, powerful, tall and handsome master."
"Girls can't swear." Lu Bei interrupted.
"Why are you meddling in other people's business? Didn't you see me and Lao Zhuang..."
Xiao Fengxian shuddered halfway through her words, and turned her head stiffly, only to see her father sweating profusely and his hands shaking just like Wu Laoer next door.
"Yes, yes, is it my wise, brave, tall and handsome master?" Xiao Fengxian said dryly.
Her little face was tense and she suddenly felt the urge to pee and couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Don't be so joking. This level of flattery would make me feel at least 80,000 or 90,000 yuan, if not 100,000 yuan. It's not enough to make me smile." Lu Bei walked around the wheelchair, sat on the sofa, and stretched out.
Zhuang Wuteng, who was sitting next to him, stepped aside and saw Lu Bei pick up the cigarette on the coffee table, rubbing his fingertips to create sparks and puffing out smoke. For a moment... he felt very out of immersion.
This Emperor of Heaven looks like an ordinary person except for his ancient costume and long, shiny black hair.
The secular here refers to Blue Star. No matter whether it is Lu Bei's lazy posture when he slumped down or his skillful puffing of smoke, they all seem familiar to Zhuang Wu.
Tiandi used to work in an office. Where did he learn this? Could it be the Internet
Damn the Internet, it has corrupted the Emperor of Heaven...
Oh, he was bad.
"My dear little brother, what's your name? Judging from your appearance, you look a bit like my disciple. Are you brother and sister?"
Lu Bei picked up the remote control and changed a few channels, only to find that they were all reports about himself: "The Golden Crow was not filmed clearly, so I will let it live tonight. I can't let this alien creature lose face."
"Please don't!"
Xiao Fengxian was about to cry. If her strength had not allowed it, she would have already knelt down.
I’m dying. I have to pee more urgently.
Zhuang Wu prepared a long speech, but when he faced the Emperor of Heaven, he couldn't utter a word. He had received professional training, and no matter how high his official position was, he could remain calm even when faced with a mountain collapsing in front of him. But obviously, the training was useless, as there was a qualitative difference between the high officials he had met and the Emperor of Heaven.
Even though the Emperor of Heaven does not put on airs, even though he looks like a loser, just like a salted fish waiting to get off work in an office, because of his identity as the Emperor of Heaven, all his actions and behaviors become unfathomable.
If you want to gain the respect and fear of others, or even their sincere submission, it’s simple. Just show your ability to destroy the world.
Lu Bei shined, and his appearance shocked the world, telling everyone that he had the ability to destroy the ball, so he could go for free wherever he went.
"Come to think of it, my disciple, you are actually a girl. I have always thought you were using a male account and have treated you as a male disciple from the beginning. Is this the Internet? It's too scary."
"…" x2
You are the most terrifying one, billions of people are panicking. X2
The environment of Blue Star has greatly improved due to the revival of spiritual energy, and the single-family villas on the outskirts of the city have even reached the level of oxygen bars. However, compared with the Kyushu continent, it is still far behind.
Lu Bei threw away the cigarette butt and rejected the lighter handed to him by Zhuang Wu. He pointed his finger and a vortex of clouds opened above his head, and a huge amount of spiritual energy poured down.
Daidai smelled the rich fragrance and entered wearing white gloves. It tried but couldn't get away with it, so it had to settle for the second best and firmly hugged its owner Zhuang Xuan's lame leg.
If you can't be the Emperor of Heaven's cute pet, you can at least be his apprentice's job.
Lu Bei watched the black cat breathing in spiritual energy and said casually, "Disciple, I've been here for quite some time, why don't you introduce yourself?"
"Yes, yes, yes..."
Zhuang Xuan was so shocked that her head was buzzing and blank. She first gave her real name and introduced her old father.
She added listlessly that Lu Bei had caused a thunder explosion in the Fourth Disaster City, striking her old father all over the place.
The effect was average, so Lu Bei pretended not to hear it and glanced at the female disciple sitting in the wheelchair: "I wanted you to lead me around, but looking at the situation, I can only walk around by myself."
Zhuang Xuan: “…”
Master, can't this minor ailment be cured by just snapping your fingers
She took a deep breath, holding back the impending urge to urinate, tears welling up in her eyes. She begged her master to do her a favor, saying that being able to walk briskly was the greatest request of her life.
"Compared to destroying the Blue Star, which one is bigger?"
"…" x2
“Hehehehe—”
Probably because of his average master-disciple relationship with Xiao Fengxian, Lu Bei could not find any pleasure in teasing her. There was a little, not much. He raised his hand and pointed, and Daidai, who was absorbing spiritual energy, screamed immediately, and his body curled up and then expanded rapidly.
Under the gaze of the Zhuang family's father and daughter, Daidai shed his animal body and turned into a girl with cat ears on his head and a long thin tail
Why a girl? Isn't Silly Cat a father-in-law who has done bomb disposal surgery? x2
Zhuang Wu opened his eyes wide and looked carefully. It was obvious that it was indeed a girl.
Then he felt his daughter's contemptuous gaze, and after eye contact, Zhuang Xuan expressed her intention to tell her mother about this.
Your eyes are staring straight ahead, why are you staring so wide? What's wrong? You are so mean and can't move away!
Zhuang Wu cried out that he was wronged and asked God to have mercy on him. The Emperor of Heaven’s eyes were even wider than his. Why did you only criticize him? You are so powerful and capable that you cannot yield!
Daidai was enlightened and turned into a cat demon. He instantly understood the benefits of the Emperor's big and thick legs. He blinked his golden cat eyes and called out "King" in a delicate voice.
"Don't call me the king, call me Lord Gu Tiandi."
The skill of enlightening little monsters is called "divine spirit", which comes from the golden-winged Dapeng, the predecessor of the phoenix. It is not a high-level magical power. Monsters with strong bloodlines such as Huang Xiao and Xiao Huangyu can do it. Because the enlightened little monsters have limited prospects, few big monsters regard this magical power as their signature skill.
"What do you think? Do you want to be like her?" Lu Bei looked at his free-range apprentice with a smile.
They are quite scattered, and have even been raised to Blue Star.
Zhuang Xuan nodded repeatedly. Seeing Lu Bei poking at her with a finger, she hurriedly called out to stop him, "Master, I don't want a tail or ears. Please be steady when you do it."
Lu Bei: “…”
Tsk, this wasn't even fooled.
Fortunately, the problem is not serious and Zhuang Xuan’s opinion is not important. As long as he is happy, that’s fine.
With a poke of the finger, Zhuang Xuan fell to the ground instantly, and her legs twitched for a long time before stopping.
Lao Zhuang poked his head out, feeling happy but also extremely worried, fearing that his daughter would grow up bad.
It didn't grow bad, it just had a pair of cat ears.
Lu Bei originally wanted to be reborn by dripping blood and create another body for Zhuang Xuan, but considering that his old father was right next to him, he was embarrassed to do it himself. He manually removed the impurities and toxins deposited in his body, allowing his apprentice to be reborn.
The effect is outstanding. The little girl's fair cheeks are slightly flushed, her dark circles faded, and her spirit and energy have greatly improved, making her look quite spiritual.
Zhuang Xuan stood up crookedly. She had not walked on her own feet for many years, so she skipped the toddler stage and ran straight to the bathroom under the delighted gaze of her old father.
I can't hold it anymore.
He glanced at Lu Bei blankly, trying to attract the attention of the Emperor of Heaven with his strong capital. After being ignored, he quickly ran to the second floor.
Her spiritual intelligence was awakened, and she turned into a half-demon. She felt so ashamed that she couldn't stand being naked.
If Lu Bei took one look at it, she would stop wearing it.
On the other side, a shrill scream came from the bathroom. Zhuang Xuan grabbed the cat ears on the top of her head and pulled them hard... and then they fell off.
Looking at the cat ear hair accessory in her hand, she completely collapsed.
If you think about it carefully, Master Tiandi has always enjoyed playing tricks on people.
Lu Bei ignored his confused apprentice and went to the game room. He entered the game cabin and lay down. He logged into the account used for leveling and tried to see if he could enter the Kyushu Continent as a player.
[The account you entered does not exist, please confirm before logging in]
"Is the number empty..."
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