Ask, what is the biggest difference between a parrot and a chicken
Young Master Lin You will tell you that the former can speak!
Although parrots can fly more than chickens, the so-called chickens fly eggs, chickens fly dogs and so on, which means that chickens can actually fly, so the difference between chickens is that they can't speak.
Don't sneer at it, if every chicken wails to you before you want to kill it, 'please let me go', 'I don't take a bath every day and my cancer is very poisonous'! Lin You didn't believe it, that person could still eat it.
So chickens and parrots are absolutely different! Lin You's parrot hecked at Second Young Master Mu twice, and then, covered with wet feathers, swam towards First Young Master Mu with difficulty - he also wanted to prove that parrots can swim besides talking !
Mu Yanming watched Lin You thumping towards his elder brother, and his elder brother stretched out his hand in front of him and waited for it to come. He twitched the corner of his mouth and felt that he was one of the three creatures present. The most insignificant of them all. Even a parrot can despise him, what else is he doing? !
"Brother, has this parrot... always been like this?" Mu Yanming asked with some difficulty.
Hearing this, Mu Yanxiao sneered and nodded, and then said, "What else? It's as bad as you, I would have stewed it a long time ago."
Lin You: "..."
Mu Yanming: "..."
Taunted two people at once, brother, you are so kind.
After Mu Yanming was choked, he sighed resignedly, forget it, since he was a child, he had fought against his elder brother and died miserably. Today, his elder brother seems to be in a good mood, so he should be more honest.
Gradually, the spring rain became heavier and heavier. Although I was soaking in the hot spring, the raindrops on my head were not very comfortable. Just when Lin You was about to protest, Mu Si took Mu Wu and a few service staff to move the rain shelf When it came out, it was placed around the small hot spring pool, just enough to block the entire pool, and there were short curtains in the shape of water droplets around the rain shelf, which combined with the spring rain and the scenery of red willows and green flowers outside, was a must.
Lin You was a little surprised when he saw it. Suddenly, it looked so good. He soaked in the hot spring and there was water vapor. He could pretend to be a fairyland every minute.
"Quack~Wait once in a thousand years~The snake demon will appear soon~It's raining on the broken bridge~Beauty, where are you~~"
Mu Yanming was drinking the rice wine brought by the waiter, when he heard this hoarse and weird song, he immediately choked the wine into his throat, and even spit out more than half of it.
"Cough, cough cough!! I, I'm going to go! Is this parrot singing the legend of the new white lady?! Brother! When did you show it such an old movie! I didn't know you liked that TV series! "
At this time, Mu Yanxiao looked much better than his wretched younger brother on the surface, but in fact, this guy swallowed a mouthful of soup-filled steamed buns. It was too hot, otherwise he would have blisters in his mouth and throat right now! Even so, Mu Yanxiao still needed to hold his hands tightly under the hot spring water so as not to change his face.
However, the timing of Mu Yanming's question was quite good!
Mu Yanxiao immediately made himself look down, and said to his second brother: "You think I have that American time like you? When I get up every day, I eat and sleep, and then I go whoring and gambling. Serious business If you don’t do one thing, do one bad thing after another. If you can watch The Legend of the New White Snake quietly at home every day like Lin Lin, grandpa and I can wake up laughing from our dreams.”
Lin You: "..."
Mu Yanming: "..."
Was ridiculed again.
Lin You was dragged down by Mu Yanming twice, and the bird flapped its wings, causing a small splash of water, which disappeared before hitting Mu Yanming. But his sarcasm will not disappear: "Oh ~ master ~ you are joking ~ I have never prostituted or gambled! I earn money by myself for eating, drinking and living~ and that one who does nothing every day and only knows how to gnaw on the old man My guy is different~~~Ah, of course, master, you are not old~ But this is even more terrifying~ He will eat you for the rest of his life~~Quack! There is a younger brother like this who has been kicked out of my house for a while~~ Just like my uncle Quack back then!"
Mu Yanxiao: "..."
Mu Yanming: "..."
This time it was finally their turn to be ridiculed by the crowd.
Mu Yanxiao knew about the pee nature of his parrot for a long time, so he secretly rolled his eyes when he heard this, and then took out an exquisite small bowl from the dinner plate outside and waved to Lin You. There are three balls of ice cream in the small bowl. Although there is no brand, it can be guaranteed that it is the genuine product requested by a certain parrot, and there is no adulteration.
Lin You had already smelled the sweetness of milk in the earthy smell, flapped his wings excitedly, and directly stuck his head into the bowl. Mu Yanming, who wanted to swallow the bowl raw, was taken aback for a while, and subconsciously raised the danger of this parrot to another level.
"Cough, big brother, to be honest, I'm not that bad..." Mu Yanming weakly defended himself: "Anyway, I go to the company every week to check it out. Look."
In the end, under Mu Yanxiao's stare, Mu Yanming closed his mouth resentfully, well, even if his elder brother is blind, the black eyes still make people tremble when they stare at him.
"Starting tomorrow, you will follow Mu Er to manage the branch. When the company's profit exceeds 50% of last year, your gold card will be unlocked."
Mu Yanming: "!!" Never expected! The young master took a dip in a hot spring, and actually lost his gold card? !
Afterwards, no matter how much Mu Yanming looked at Mu Yanxiao with mournful eyes, the latter was naturally unmoved, and even happily listened to his parrot pecking at the chicken wings and ice cream. This completely different treatment made Mu Yanming very sad and indignant, and deeply felt that he was not as good as a bird! However, he dared to be angry and dare not speak out, and Mu Ershao was slightly provoked just now.
Although many relatives around him look down on and despise him in various ways, and even provoke him and his eldest brother, but Mu Ershao, although he is a bit messy, will never believe that his elder brother will harm him. Otherwise, his elder brother would have had a hundred chances to kill him seven years ago, but he didn't in the end, and instead his elder brother was seriously injured.
At this time, Mu Ershao looked at the hideous scar on his elder brother's right arm, and gritted his teeth secretly. Forget it, anyway, the gold card is gone, and he was even despised by a parrot. Three months!
If Mu Yanxiao knew that it would only take three months for this bad guy to make such a big decision, he would probably just suffocate this guy in the water.
Eat and drink enough to soak and feel comfortable.
The two members of the Mu family and a parrot came out of the hot spring in good spirits at around two o'clock in the afternoon, and then Mu Yanming was dragged away from work by Mu Er who rushed over with a sad face. For the number Mu five, Mu Ershao's status and majesty are not as good as Lin You who has just been here for four days. Although he wants to give Mu Ershao a little face, but at work, everyone has known each other for more than ten or twenty years, so there is no need to worry about face of.
"Boss, should we go home now or go to the hospital?" Mu Yi asked after finishing the matter.
Mu Yanxiao thought for a while and decided to go home directly. Anyway, Dr. Ouyang has already said that craniotomy is the only way to restore both eyes, and there is no other way. There are no other serious injuries on his body now, just a few bruises, so let's go home and take care of him. Feel freer and more comfortable.
So Eldest Young Master Mu dragged his own parrot in a grandiose manner against the doctor's order, and Shi Shiran returned to Eldest Young Master's garden villa.
"Boss! How do you look? Several trees here are newly brought in by someone! This one is a chestnut tree, this one is a cherry tree, and that one over there is an apple tree! There are also banana trees and Coconut tree! I even got a piece of strawberries and peanuts on the ground! They are all for our little six! Isn’t it amazing!”
As soon as everyone entered, Mu Yanxiao heard Mu San's excited report rushing towards him. Every time Mu San reported one more tree name, the corner of Mu Yanxiao's mouth twitched slightly. After Mu San finished his report, the corner of Mu Boss's mouth was completely curled down.
Now he can't imagine what his originally tidy lawn and garden have become distorted. He only knows that the place where he lives now is no longer a garden villa, but an 'orchard farmhouse'.
Mu San wanted to continue to say something, but was kicked away by Mu Yi's ass. Mu Si wiped off his sweat and explained: "Boss, Xiao San just wants Lin Lin to like this place more. Don't mind."
Mu Si said something that reached Mu Yanxiao's heart. At first, Mu Yanxiao was a little worried whether this parrot spirit would like the place where humans lived. Old Lin' compared to that.
Young Master Lin You was looking at the villa in shock with two parrot black bean eyes at this time, he jumped on Mu Yanxiao's shoulders a few times anxiously, and started muttering to himself: "Sitting north facing south, Ziqi Coming from the east; great auspiciousness, Shishi town house; surrounded by wealth, auspicious light shines everywhere... except for relatives and friends, it is almost a pattern of happiness?! This is the rhythm of rebellion! No, no, if this is what my grandfather made Feng Shui, then he is definitely not so kind, he must be Li Mingzhi! Where is the money tree? There must be a money tree!"
So after Mu Yanxiao heard his parrot say a lot of Feng Shui-like words like a magic stick, he flapped his wings and flew around, with Mu Si and Mu San Mu Wu's exclamations in the middle.
It wasn't until five minutes later that Mu Yanxiao couldn't hear the thumping sound, and then he heard Mu Yi beside him saying in a subtle tone: "Boss, it, uh, Xiao Liu stopped on that money tree. That is the town house tree given to the old man by Mrs. Lin."
Mu Yanxiao: "..." I don't know where to complain. No matter whether they are all surnamed Lin or they are all so tossing!