Lin You's angry howl successfully startled Lu Yuan. The first time he heard Lin You howl, what Lu Yuan thought was not who the person who suddenly made the sound was, but what happened in Mu Yanxiao's house. Someone might dare to howl like that.
But before Lu Yuan could ask, Mu Yanxiao helplessly shouted to the second bedroom: "Lin Lin, what are you doing? There are guests, please stop making trouble."
In fact, First Young Master Mu's hidden meaning is to let Lin You's parrot come over quickly when he hears his voice. What's so interesting about computers? Can you have fun with him? Cough, but in front of outsiders, he can't show that he has a special need for a parrot.
Lin You, who was in the room, immediately shifted his anger when he heard Mu Yanxiao's yelling, is he making trouble! What a fart he is! It is clear that this website and the computer are making trouble! The maintenance of the website is simply unbearable! Youming.com is not an ordinary website, so it is equivalent to the existence of connecting the entire "cultivation world", because most of the monsters, ghosts, Buddhists, Taoists and Xuantians can be called the dead house family, so there are smart sects to follow suit For ordinary people's network, a server was built with a special high-grade spiritual weapon, and a ghost network was opened for all people with spiritual power to use.
cough. Although Master Lin You thinks that he opposes all non-scientific existence and firmly stands on the side of science. But when it is difficult to find a corresponding job after graduation, Mr. Lin You said that his heart is scientific, but in order to survive, he can actually combine science and non-science. Well, this can be regarded as a contribution to harmonious development, right? So Lin You, who was forced to be swayed by what he saw and heard, and who was still very talented, relied on the knowledge passed down from his family and his professional knowledge in biological sciences... to open a pharmacy on Youming.com.
Of course, this pharmacy is definitely not the Chinese and Western medicine store on the fourth floor of the International Mall. Although Lin You also sells these things, the dead houses in the cultivation world generally look down on things without spiritual energy and magic energy. The strange Moxiu or Ghostxiu has unique preferences, and they will buy them regularly—Lin You always remembers when he happened to know that Moxiu, who ordered a bottle of highly poisonous strychnine and methanol every month, bought them for a drink At that time, what kind of Sparta did I feel. At that time, he once again firmly believed that the scientific ones are the best, and those unscientific things should all die--.
Although there will be customers who buy regularly, the demon cultivators and ghost cultivators are races with extremely poor reputations and love to criticize, so the profits from this part are only enough for Lin You to pay off the mortgage every month. And his main profit-making project is a semi-elixir of his own making, a combination of scientific and non-scientific.
Perhaps Lin You was born in a non-scientific family, but insisting on scientific beliefs is also a kind of weirdness, and the strange inheritance of the Lin family shows that as long as it is a weirdness of the Lin family, it is more or less extremely talented and capable, so Lin You's semi-elixir Once it was launched, it received a strong following - when a particularly troublesome little Taoist priest poisoned his senior senior brother with the half-elixir medicine from Lin You's shop. Almost the entire comprehension world knows, damn it, the Lin family has another wonderful thing, why does the Lin family produce such wonderful things from generation to generation? !
Later, there were children from several families with the same identity as Master Lin You saw that Lin You's shop was booming, and felt that it was nothing under the jealousy, so they started to embark on the road of piracy and reprinting. The result was either that they couldn't synthesize ordinary medicines and elixir, or The refined elixir has only the properties of elixir and cannot exert the properties of ordinary medicines. After the buyers were deceived, Master Lin You became rich in his life.
And those pirated teenagers are very confused about this. It stands to reason that ordinary people's medicines have no effect on practitioners, no matter whether it is poison or medicine, but why can the strange work of the Lin family make ordinary medicines that can How effective are the cultivators? ! For this reason, the teenagers thought of many ways, but they couldn't find out Lin Xiaoye's exclusive secret recipe.
But no matter what, after Mr. Lin opened this shop named 'Scientific Pharmacy', semi-elixir medicine has become a must-have for many cultivators to defend themselves against robbery. Think about it! Originally, the comparison between your cultivation bases and spells was almost over, but the other party directly threw a poison bottle, which contained not only a famous poison in the cultivation world, but when you quickly detoxified it, you found that you were even anesthetized and unable to move. The thing that hurts the flesh, how can we not let it happen, can we
So 'Scientific Pharmacy' is very famous on Nethernet.
So Young Master Lin You was already mentally prepared to be blocked by the sound transmission message before turning on the computer to surf the Internet.
but!
But ah!
What's going on with Nima's network maintenance? ! The Nethernet is the network that maintains the entire cultivation world, okay, how could it be maintained? The most important point is that Lin You seems to have heard that the Nether Net is already a harmonious place recognized by demons, ghosts, Buddhism, Taoism, and Xuan, and it is almost jointly protected by the entire cultivation world. Now it is actually maintained? !
"Hmm... I really have a bad premonition. Could it be that the gate of Nether has been opened?" Young Master Lin You flapped his wings. In that case, if there is a world war, it will be miserable. Although he is a serious and ordinary person, it has nothing to do with this. (The whole Lin family: Hehe.)
"Lin Lin? What are you doing? Stop playing, come out, the guests want to see you."
Mu Yanxiao's voice came from the living room again, this time it was a standard call, although it was in the name of a guest.
Lin You flapped his wings irritably, "Damn it, I can't get in touch with my wonderful uncle, I'm just getting annoyed, look, look, look at your sister!" See if the young master doesn't mock you for a while! !
So Lin You parrot rushed out with resentment and arrogance.
At this time, Lu Yuan, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room, tensed his back, staring at the direction of the voice, intending to take a good look at the enemy who can be so free and wanton in Mu Yanxiao's house. Who.
A parrot whizzed out and landed on Mu Yanxiao's shoulder.
Lu Yuan took a look at the normal-looking parrot, and then put his eyes where he was, thinking, that man and Mu Yanxiao's parrot get along well? It really is a strong enemy.
Naturally, Mu Yanxiao couldn't see such a scene, but Lin You and Mu saw the scene clearly. Mu Yi stood on the spot and rolled his eyes very quickly, then continued to remain expressionless. He thought how smart and threatening the second youngest of the Lu family was, so looking at it this way, um, he finally felt relieved.
However, Young Master Lin You is definitely not as golden as Mu Yi's silence. He saw Lu Yuan staring at the door of his second bedroom with a normal face but the black air around him was overflowing. Just sarcasm:
"Master, master~ Quack~ There's a thief there! Stare at the solid gold doorknob of our house!! Grab it! Grab it!!"
Lu Yuan of Sparta in an instant: "...?!"
A slightly embarrassed Mu Yanxiao: "Cough, Lu Yuan, it's Lin Lin."
Mu Yanxiao could easily figure out why Lu Yuan stared in the direction of the guest bedroom like that. Even though he knew that his parrot was a parrot spirit, in some respects he was still amazed at its spirituality and the richness of its language. For other people who only see Lin Lin as an ordinary parrot, Lin Lin's astonishing words can really make people jump in shock. So, as the master, he can only help round things up.
"Linlin is more lively. It is a spiritual parrot that grandpa specially found, so it is very smart. It can remind me of some things."
It took Lu Yuan a long time to come back to his senses after hearing the words, looking at the parrot on the opposite side with its small head held high, its small black eyes looking at him very proudly, he had nothing to say. For a moment, the corners of the eyes, the corners of the mouth, and the brows twitched wildly—he didn't even know that the "rival in love" he had poisoned hundreds of times in his mind turned out to be a parrot! And it's a parrot no matter how you look at it! !
"... You are in a good mood because of it?" Lu Yuan's voice showed that he couldn't believe it at all. No matter how bright and lively a parrot is, it is impossible to dispel the fear and anger of a newly blind person.
But Mu Yanxiao nodded without hiding anything: "Lin Lin is very cute and always does funny things."
Lin You rolled his eyes when he heard the words, looked at Lu Yuan across the way and looked at himself in displeasure, coughed his throat, and yelled loudly: "Look at you! Look at me again! I'll chop you up!" Feed the dog dog!!"
Mu Yanxiao coughed for a moment, and took a long time to swallow the sneer in his throat, but Lu Yuan's face was already green at this time, and his handsome and feminine face was almost unreadable.
"Don't mind, it always likes to watch some weird TV." Mu Yanxiao explained without comfort at all. "I sang "Waiting for a Thousand Years" before."
Lu Yuan took three deep breaths before and after, before he could hold himself back from pulling out a pistol or poison to kill the parrot on the spot. Seeing the rampant little parrot, Lu Yuan quickly calmed down, and then sneered in his heart, if I can't even do anything about you, a flat-haired beast, how can I deal with the boss Mu Yanxiao
So Lu Yuan showed a gentle smile, and his voice became easy-going: "I know, many parrots like to imitate the words in TV dramas. Your Lin Lin is really cute and smart."
Mu Yanxiao nodded in satisfaction when he heard the words, while Young Master Lin You had a suspicious expression on his face - he was courteous for nothing, rape or steal!
Sure enough, the next moment Lin You heard Lu Yuan's malice from the heart: "But you just got it, did you take it for vaccination? Although it looks very human, parrots are birds, and the precautions should be taken." Prevention is right."
Lin You's body froze immediately. If Black Douyan could kill, he would definitely kill the guy opposite him with his eyes now! Damn it, wait until the network of Xiaoye's store is restored, let's see if I don't use the poison to paralyze you! !
But at this moment, Lu Yuan planned to paralyze him with medicine before Lin You. "I just know a very good veterinary hospital. They have introduced new vaccines and equipment. If you trust me, let me take it for a physical examination. How about it?" The parrot can die in peace.
It's just that Lu Yuan underestimated Young Master Lin You's language ability and Mu Yanxiao's protective nature. As soon as he finished speaking, Lin You and Mu Yanxiao spoke at the same time.
"Evil intentions! The big villain!! You definitely want to take the young master away and then sell the young master!!"
"No, I'll take it with me tomorrow."
Lu Yuan: "...". Do you want to be so united? !
Mu Yanxiao coughed: "You saw it too, Lin Lintan, he's very wary."
Lu Yuan nodded: "It's okay, I was the one who was abrupt, of course it's better for you to take it with you, I can give you the doctor's name and contact information."
Mu Yanxiao nodded.
But as soon as he tapped it, Lin You roared angrily again: "Young master bought a watch last year~ You just got bird flu! You all have bird flu!!"
Mu Yan Xiaomo, he doesn't know how to help the parrot he owes to get round.
Lu Yuanmo, he really wants to poison this parrot right now.