In the first confrontation between Lu Yuan and Lin You this afternoon, Young Master Lin You won both verbal and spiritual victories.
But what makes people regret is that this is not the final victory for young master Lin You—at least in Lin You's opinion, the person who left with a stiff face still caused him a lot of trouble. But now, he was arguing with his murderous master for this trouble.
"You have no conscience~ heartless man~~ I can't go back home because of you~I can't open the Internet~I work hard every day to guide you~~You want someone to use a sharp weapon on my tender skin~God~ O earth~ come and save me~~"
Mu Yanxiao: "..." Even though he knew that the parrot would definitely resist fiercely after he uttered that proposal, listening to its 'ecstasy' howl at this moment was really too much for him.
"Isn't it just to get a vaccine?" Mu Yanxiao sighed, and rubbed his temples with some headaches: "It's just a small pain, maybe you won't feel the pain if you have good skills?"
When Lin You heard the words, he flapped his wings to Mu Yanxiao: "Just kidding! Don't say that I don't believe in the skills of veterinarians at all. Even a serious medical expert still loses his mind. Why do you Have the heart to let me be stabbed by others?"
"If I die, your future will become dark, and you will be in dire straits." Lin You finally sighed with a special emotion. The corners of Mu Yanxiao's mouth twitched.
"Don't worry, I will make you into a specimen directly after you die, so that you will stay with me forever."
Lin You froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "Well, don't you think it's a loss if you don't let the bird go after it's dead? At least let me go to the ground...or cremated ? Specimen or something, it’s exhausting to think about it.”
Mu Yanxiao raised the corners of his mouth slightly when he heard the entanglement and weakness in Lin You's tone, but his eyes sank the next moment. He reached out and rubbed Lin You's parrot's small head, and said softly but firmly: "Don't worry, I won't let you die so easily."
Lin You's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he heard Mu Yanxiao continue to say: "So I will find the best veterinarian to vaccinate you without losing your mind."
Lin You: "..." He hates the way of dealing with things that give a sweet date another stick!
So that night, Lin You, Parrot, the personal caregiver expressed his dissatisfaction to the master in his own way. The main point is that he ate all the meat in Mu Yanxiao's bowl before eating, leaving only vegetables; when taking a bath, he ran around with a towel in his mouth and threw the towel on Mu Yanxiao's head; When it was time, he even turned on the TV to watch entertainment programs outrageously, laughing unsteadily.
Mu Yanxiao expressed a little pain in the face of his parrot's endless and aboveboard revenge. Originally, he thought that his parrot's snake spirits and ridicule from time to time at that time were the limit of its cheating, but after being tossed tonight, Mu Yanxiao realized deeply that his parrot was so kind and cute before ( Ha ha).
"Quack quack quack! Hahahaha! Emma is so funny~~"
After being hit by the magic sound again, a vein popped up on Mu Yanxiao's head. He followed the source of the sound and grabbed Lin You parrot, who was rolling and laughing on the bed, and said in a cold voice: "Turn off the TV." .”
The TV obediently turned off automatically.
Lin You struggled vigorously in Mu Yanxiao's palm.
"What are you doing! I haven't finished watching TV yet!!"
Mu Yanxiao sneered darkly: "Are you smiling happily? In a good mood?"
Lin You shuddered instinctively when he heard the gloomy voice, then held his neck high and held on: "Of course, it's an old-fashioned funny show! I bet you've never watched this kind of entertainment show before! Tsk tsk, then What a boring life it is."
"Yes, then I'm sorry to tell you that from now on, you will live such a boring life like me." Mu Yanxiao looked like a demon king from hell at this time, with The black energy of resentment was about to materialize.
"I'll go ~ why does the young master have to listen to you?!" Lin You suddenly frowned, he is a dead house, okay, don't let the dead house watch TV, play computer and read novels, are you planning to murder the house
Mu Yanxiao heheed twice, pulled the quilt cover casually, and at the same time pressed Lin You onto the soft pillow next to the pillow: "Because you eat mine, drink mine, use mine, play with mine and wear me." Yes, if you don't listen to me, what do you think will happen to you?"
Lin You Parrot whose wealth and life are in the hands of others: "..."
After being silent for a long time, Lin You fell down on the cushion with infinite bitterness and resentment, and shed tears of sympathy for his bad luck. Today must be his catastrophe day, Nethernet maintenance, enemies who wanted to poison him came to the door, the master wanted to take him for injections, and cruelly deprived him of entertainment...
In an instant, Young Master Lin You felt that the days were exhausting, and he sighed and muttered to himself: "When will this kind of life be the end... Let me go back, even if I will believe in Sanqing in the future."
Mu Yanxiao found that after he finished speaking, his parrot suddenly fell silent, first there was a slight sound of falling on the mat, and then there was that tiny, yet still audible sigh of frustration. .
My heart tightened.
Mu Yanxiao groped and touched Lin You's wings, felt the softness of the small body under his fingers, and his heart softened, and finally shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Forget it, if you don't want to get vaccinated, Then don’t go. Anyway, you’ve already become a genius, and if you think about the diseases that ordinary people would get, you definitely won’t get it.”
Lin You paused when he heard the words. Feeling the care and concession in Mu Yanxiao's voice, the originally depressed mood also improved, thinking that he is now a parrot after all, although it is similar to possessing, but the body is still an ordinary parrot.
"Okay, after thinking about it, let's go for a check-up and an injection tomorrow. You are blind. If you have a headache or something, it will be so miserable? I can sacrifice it for you... But! You want Just make up for the young master!!"
When Mu Yanxiao heard Lin You say this, he also laughed: "I have never seen a parrot better at bargaining than you."
Lin You's parrot rattled twice after hearing the words: "That's wrong, you won't see an animal that is better at bargaining than me!"
Mu Yanxiao took it very seriously: "Okay, go to bed... Tomorrow I can accompany you to watch that 'entertainment program' that makes people interesting." Lin You was surprised immediately, and then nodded happily: "Okay, If you think that's boring, we can listen to cross talk or storytelling together! How about Bao Qingtian, Seven Heroes and Five Justices?"
Mu Yanxiao twitched the corners of his mouth, and then cautiously suggested: "Let's listen to cross talk, we can listen to the news together at other times." Master Lin You pouted at this.
It was windy outside, and it was cold in the middle of the night. And in this comfortable bedroom, people and parrots cuddle gently, quiet and warm.
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The next morning, Master Lin You was woken up.
Looking angrily at the place where the noise was made with getting up angry, the young master almost didn't pee in fright—I'm going to go! What happened to the bald parrot with all the feathers on its wings? ! And if you look around carefully, all of them have wings? ! Did the young master travel to the fantasy world of birds after sleeping? !
"Hey, young master, why does your parrot look so stupid? You still tell me that it is very smart? Could it be that you were scared stupid?"
Just when Young Master Lin You couldn't figure out the current situation, a joking voice suddenly sounded beside him. The voice was clear and cool, and it was pleasant to the ear, but the content was not very good.
In an instant, Lin You turned his head over a hundred degrees to stare at the source of the voice, and upon seeing the source of the voice, Young Master Lin You's involuntary mouth-slip was triggered passively.
"Karma~ The heavens are full, the nose is straight, the eyes are full of spirit, and the face is like a peach blossom. Oh, this is a blessing~ Girl, your red luan is moving, and there will be a happy event soon~~"
Mu Yanxiao, who was used to twitching the corners of his mouth: "..." This time the ridicule was changed to fortune-telling? Well, except for the wrong gender, it sounds like a well-informed person. His family, Lin Lin, is really smart.
A certain veterinarian who is really a big man but looks like a boy and a girl: "... Hehe, I suggest giving this parrot a full body checkup. In order to avoid the phenomenon of random pecking and scratching during the estrus period, how about giving it a neutering? ?”
Lin You, the parrot whose egg hurts in an instant: "!!" I'll go, why is the young master being so mean, and even going so cheap as to the veterinarian? ! But no! "Obviously you were the one who called me stupid first! My master gave you a fortune-telling for free and you still want to repay your kindness like this?!"
A certain veterinarian continued to hehe: "Look at your black bean eyes, how do you look like a woman?!"