Of course, even more than 80% of the people present felt that the picture they saw in front of them was quite joyful and exciting, but for the two protagonists in the picture, let alone the current situation It's cute, this is just as tense as a decisive battle on the top of the Forbidden for territory and forces! !
When Lin You was very stupid and stupid, he also fantasized that it would be silly if he could understand the words of animals, but he stopped this kind of fantasy when he was ten years old—his weird little Uncle can make animals and spirit beasts listen to him even if he doesn't understand animal language. When his brother-in-law used incomparably violent methods to subdue all spirit beasts and animals in front of him, Lin You has been in love ever since. Epiphany.
As a matter of fact, whoever is strong has the priority not to learn foreign languages. He shouldn't limit himself to understand animal language. After all, there are so many kinds of animals, who knows if there will be dialects that are more difficult to understand? He should learn from his uncle, make himself extremely powerful, and let all the animals take the initiative to understand his password.
So... the past is really hard to look back on! Such a cute and sweet dream was shattered into scum by his uncle so ruthlessly. It's really not his fault for being particularly authoritarian, is it
But at this moment, Young Master Lin You's mood is quite complicated, because when he had given up on cuteness and foolishness, and successfully turned to power and black, he actually got the kind of dream he had when he was a child? ! He shouldn't have heard it wrong just now, when the fat to die but strangely vigorous Garfield "meowed", he understood what it meant.
"Meow?!" Translated into animal language is: "You're not afraid of me?!"
Lin You almost burst into tears when he heard this, how can he describe how he feels so hurt right now. However, he was finally sure of what he had been guessing for a long time but had no conclusions—it turned out that the language among animals was a common language, not different according to races.
But when you think about it, animals are definitely not as careless as humans. They toss about different cultures and languages when they have nothing to do, and they even have cultural competitions from time to time. Their world is vast and simple. Even though the calls are different, the meaning contained in each call is actually the same.
but!
Now is not the time to lament language! !
Now is the time to settle and fight for the right to boss the territory! !
After Lin You vented in human language plus English, faced with knocking over his blind master's lunch (the point is to knock over his own lunch), not only did he not feel guilty, but he tilted his head and maliciously speculated about him. The courageous Fat Meow instantly turned black. He has been far away from being silly and cute for a long time, and now his idol is his wonderful uncle, and the biggest principle his uncle pursues is-to face any disobedient, provocative, brain-dead, etc., one sentence Don't give alms at all, just beat him until he cries for his father and mother!
So Lin You parrot abandoned the principle of peaceful coexistence even though it could have a deep territorial division with the fat cat in front of it, and rushed towards that Garfield with wings and claws without even quacking. ! !
So the onlookers who thought this situation was very interesting just now, in the next ten minutes or so, experienced something they had never experienced since they became 'successful people', and were embarrassed.
If it was an ordinary parrot, it would probably flap its wings and escape in such a situation, but Mr. Lin You gave full play to his superior IQ as a human parrot, and only caught Nagarfield three times after swooping down. After not causing any huge damage to it, he let out an angry cry, turned around, and directly used his two little paws to lift the small, vinegar, and bottle on the buffet counter in the restaurant! Yes, you read that right, it is a small vinegar bottle!
After Lin You grabbed the small vinegar bottle with his paws, with Garfield holding his washbasin-like head upright and confused, he poured the vinegar on Fat Meow's head without hesitation...
"Meow~~ow!!!" Is this a magical horse? ! ? ! ? ! ? So pungent! !
Garfield started jumping up and down as a matter of course, and the people around were all affected, more or less jealous. However, Master Lin You was still not satisfied, so he turned around and grabbed a bunch of small grapes and chased after him. This time, Garfield was prepared, and Lin You accidentally injured all the grapes on Zheng Yuhu.
When Lin You turned around again, and under everyone's shocked eyes, he struggled to lift a small royal durian with his paws, Grandpa Albert, the owner of Fat Cat Garfield, finally couldn't sit still.
"Oh, dear Mu, we haven't seen each other for a long time since Italy. It was a surprise to see you at this luncheon... Well, of course, your pet is also a surprise."
Even though Mu Yanxiao couldn't see what "horrible" things happened there, the ups and downs of exclamations and screams made him able to imagine how chaotic the scene was. In fact, Mu Yanxiao was originally worried that his parrot would suffer, but when he heard the particularly classic English, he knew that as a parrot, even if it encounters natural enemies, it will only bully others and animals For the sake of it, people and animals will never bully it!
Take a look, the result is as expected. In the end, the owner of the fat cat was the first to show weakness~.
When Mu Yanxiao thought of this, the expression on his face remained unchanged, but his heart was quite turbulent. Nodding slightly in Albert's direction to express friendliness and some unknown 'master's sense of superiority', he said, "Lin Lin, don't play anymore, come back."
Lin You happened to be depressed about the heavy durian he was carrying in a twitch. On the one hand, he must not smash it so that he would lose face, but on the other hand... this thing is too heavy! Hearing the voice of his master in such a dilemma, Master Lin You immediately felt like hearing the sound of heaven, and immediately threw the durian in the direction of Chen Yuhe, and at the same time flapped his wings and flew back as a victor : "Follow Your Majesty! Good Majesty!!"
Great King Mu Yanxiao: "..." His master's sense of superiority instantly diminished a lot, because he forgot that his parrot is an intermittent schizophrenia... . On this point, even if that Garfield was fatter and stupider, it was still much better than his parrot!
However, Grandpa Albert did not have the sense of sadness that Mu Yanxiao had. Instead, he looked at the parrot that flew to Mu Yanxiao's shoulder with great interest, and the more he looked at it, the brighter his eyes became.
"Oh~Mu! I can't believe that you have such a clever macaw! My daughter also raised one before, but it not only has a bad voice, but also only eats and makes trouble at home. It’s not like this one at all, uh, what do you guys say in the East? Oh, yes, it has spirituality!”
Mu Yanxiao raised the corners of his mouth when he heard the words, and his cold, slightly ferocious handsome face showed a fascinating smile: "You are too much, and I can only have it because of good luck. On the contrary, I heard that your Garfield How many generations of direct lineage is it from that big star? I heard that it has won the grand prize in the competition, so it is obedient and clever.”
What Mu Yanxiao said these few words, even the grandpa of KFC couldn't help laughing, "Haha, Mu, you really can speak well! But our family members are very smart, which is really a happy thing, isn't it?"
Mu Yanxiao paused slightly when he heard the word family, and then his face completely warmed up, and he nodded: "You are right, Lin Lin is indeed my important family. Thank you for respecting it so much."
"Oh no no! I just want to be glad you don't think it's weird that I have an animal as family! You know, many of my friends don't say anything about it on the surface, but they always don't think so in private." Grandpa Albert said with a meaningful smile: "But in my opinion, if a person can treat animals with sincerity and heart, then his nature will naturally not be bad."
"Mu, about this... You have changed a lot now." Elder Albert looked at Lin You's parrot: "Five years ago, I probably never would have dreamed that you would have such a gentle aura and raise a pet." Little animal. It's really cute and powerful, isn't it?"
Mu Yanxiao was silent for a while, he unconsciously thought of himself five years ago. What was he like at that time? Even if he hadn't looked in the mirror, he could be sure that if it was him at that time, he might have thrown it away on the first day he saw Lin Lin, right
"That's why I said, I am lucky to have it for three lifetimes." Mu Yanxiao said lightly, stroking Lin You's head with his arms bent: "If possible, I hope it can always be by my side."
Albert laughed twice when he heard the words: "Oh, compared to this point, Mu, you are happier than me, my Garfield can only live for twenty years at most, and your macaw, it is almost Having a lifespan to spend with you. It makes me jealous to think about it, let me see, my Garfield seems to like your Linlin too? You see it bullying it so much, Garfield is still watching it Neither fierce nor aggressive."
At this time, Fat Meow Garfield has been carefully cleaned by Albert's housekeeper and sent to Albert's arms. Garfield is in Albert's arms just like Lin You is on Mu Yanxiao's shoulders Well-behaved, but this meow's eyes never let go of Lin You's parrot's every move.
"Ha, Mu, what do you think? How about I exchange two food factories in Italy and the United Kingdom with you in exchange for Lin Lin's custody? Those two factories are quite fancy to me."
As soon as Elder Albert said these words, all kinds of onlookers, especially the businessmen who wanted to hook up with this giant businessman, almost swear! ! What kind of weird rhythm is this? ! A macaw worth tens of thousands of dollars can be exchanged for two factories of a leading European businessman? ! Damn, that's tens of thousands of times the value, okay? ! Isn't the most profitable thing now is not doing business, but raising a parrot that can challenge cats? !
The eyes of the onlookers were reddened, and their breathing was much heavier. They looked at Mu Yanxiao with envy and hatred, and at the same time stared straight at Lin You's parrot, wishing that the parrot was their own. Among them, Zheng Yuhu and Chen Yuhe looked the most ugly. Because the two factories that Elder Albert promised to exchange is one of the goals of their cooperation!
It's just that today is destined to be an educational lesson given to those stupid mortals by the "owners who dote on their pets unconditionally". When everyone thought that Mu Yanxiao would agree to this too generous deal without hesitation, the expression on Young Master Mu's face But the smile disappeared suddenly, the whole person's back was straight, and a fierce and fierce look suddenly appeared: "Are you joking? I said before that Lin Lin is my family. Do you think I will betray my family?"
Elder Albert laughed twice when he heard the words, and was about to speak, but was ruthlessly interrupted by Mu Yanxiao: "Even if this is a joke, I think I'm not happy. In my opinion, Lin Lin is a priceless treasure. If you make such a joke again, maybe I will find a way to get Garfield to be Lin Lin's playmate. You also said that they like each other very much, don't you?"
After Mu Yanxiao finished speaking, he stood up and was about to leave.
And Grandpa Albert finally knew that he had stepped on a thunder that he thought was a second-stage baby. He smiled wryly and wanted to say something, but found that there was nothing to say... really... a momentary slip of the tongue.
However, Garfield Fat Cat is indeed the ultimate cute pet of the grandfather. Although it doesn't know why the two people who were originally good suddenly collapsed due to its IQ, it can be seen that the owner does not want that person to go away with the parrot. of. Well, although it feels that the parrot will rob it of its welfare in some way, the owner has raised it for seven or eight years. As a successful cute pet, it must share the owner's worries!
then…
Mu Yanxiao was about to take Lin You away when they heard a meow coming from behind. Mu Yanxiao was at a loss, but he clearly felt that the parrot on his shoulder was a little excited. How is this going
"Meow!" Stay here and Master Meow will take you to eat premium tuna! !
Young Master Lin You Parrot felt that he really didn't stay because of his coveted tuna, but because his blind master also said that he could cooperate with Grandpa KFC! quack! This is the best of both worlds! !