Lord Lin You, little lynx, was lying on his blind master's lap in a rather comfortable position that could show his awesomeness.
Well, except for the big soft thing that he occasionally encounters, the young master thinks that everything is beautiful.
On the other side of him and Mu Yanxiao, Garfield Fat Miao, who was being bullied with messy hairstyle, was nestling in the arms of his old master with a face full of bitterness and hatred. A bully who is a little bigger, Mr. Garfield Miao said, he must beat this guy with peach blossoms all over his face! !
The pets were in different moods, and the moods of the masters, First Young Master Mu and Grandpa Albert, were also quite delicate.
After looking at Lin You's little lynx for a long time, Albert finally couldn't help but said with a bit of grief: "Oh, Mu, why do you raise a lynx? You know we were still talking about that cute little lynx before. Macaw, you don’t even want the benefit of being delivered to your door for it, but now, Mu, do you like the new and hate the old?”
Hearing Albert's words, Mu Yanxiao's mouth twitched, and his expression became sour.
Although he already knew and was sure that the lynx nestling in his arms was the macaw that accompanied him before, but now whenever he thinks of his mood when Lin Lin died, he feels his heart can’t stop throbbing. That feeling was shaking, and he didn't want to experience it again.
What's more, such fantastic things really cannot be said casually. Mu Yanxiao still felt that even if he told Albert about this matter, Albert would only think that his brain was broken, and he would not Will choose to believe that this lynx Linlin is the former macaw Linlin.
So First Young Master Mu changed to a more acceptable statement.
"... Lin Lin went back to heaven to protect me."
Albert immediately let out a gasp: "Oh! God! Mu, why didn't you say such an important thing earlier?!"
Mu Yanxiao smiled wryly: "I've been doing nothing because of this matter for the past few days, and I don't even care about it myself. How can I tell you? And this lynx is the result of divination by an oriental mystic scholar I invited. When it came out, it was Lin Lin's reincarnation, so I found it specially and decided to treat it well."
"Oh! What a magical East! I've heard that the Taoist priests and heavenly masters in the East are very powerful, and they can even predict the future! You are able to bother so much for Lin Lin, Mu, believe me, Lin Lin will be sorry for your actions Glad!" Albert's face was touched. At this time, the two felines listening in on the scene shook their beards to express their disdain for their master's IQ.
"Meow." Garfield covered its round, plate-like face with his paws.
[Master Miao, I really can’t believe that my old master would believe this obviously a lie! Sure enough, cunning humans! !]
Young master Lin You on the opposite side also let out a "wow".
[Yo, are you not angry? Feel free to buy melatonin supplements for your master! He believed such an obvious lie, the young master finally believed that my blind master could dominate the world even if he was blind.]
"Woo! Meow, woof, woof!" [You are not allowed to mock my master's IQ!]
"Meow~ ouch!!" [The young master taunted! Not convinced to fight! ! Believe it or not? !]
Mu Yanxiao was still thinking about how to answer Albert's exclamation, when suddenly he heard louder and louder cat meows in the room. He was about to raise his eyebrows and say something, but he lost his grip on one hand, and the little lynx in his arms jumped down with great force. Then, he heard the dull sound of two objects rolling together. And, the anxious cry of old Albert:
"Oh! No, no, no! Garfield, don't fight with Lin Lin! This lynx is your former good friend Lin Lin! Look, they all have the same name, Lin Lin! Don't fight!" Albert was circling anxiously around the two fighting cats, and when Master Lin You threw Garfield Fat Cat down again in a particularly aggressive manner, Albert sighed: "Garfield, Little baby, the point is that you can't beat it at all, why are you so stupid?"
"Meow!!"[You are stupid! ! You are all stupid! ! I'm stupid, what good are you, stupid master! Why am I fighting a strong enemy? !]
"Meow." [Hehe.]
"Lin Lin? Well, you're not yet an adult, don't keep fighting, it's bad for your health." Mu Yanxiao stretched out his hands, and Lin You's little lynx pouted when she saw this, and shook her body, Walking in front of his master with light cat steps, he jumped up... onto Mu Yanxiao's shoulder.
The short, thick tail dangled happily, matching the two clusters of spiky hairs on his head and ears.
"... Meow woo woo!" [Master Meow won't play with you anymore! All friends! I will never take you to eat fish again!]Too bullying the cat.
Lin Youlynx's reaction to this was to shake the tips of her ears. Tsk, the two tufts of hair on the ears look like dumb hairs. He has no idea what the purpose of these two tufts of hair is? Sense wind and dangerous smells? Ha ha.
Albert looked at his Garfield angrily lying on the ground and couldn't get up, well, he twitched the corner of his mouth. It's been a long time since I saw this rogue look, only when it was very angry when it was bullied. From this point of view, Lin Lin is no ordinary pet. However, his pet was being bullied, so as the owner, he had to help out anyway.
So Albert picked up Garfield Fat Cat, who was acting rascally on the ground, patted it on the back with a smile and comfort, then sat back on the sofa, and said to Mu Yanxiao:
"Hehe, Mu, now I really think that this little lynx is the big parrot before. So far, I have only seen these two beings, and they are able to clean up my Garfield so obediently."
Mu Yanxiao coughed dryly, "You're too old."
Albert shook his head with a smile: "No, I'm not exaggerating. But since this is the case, I don't think my purpose of coming here will be in vain. Although the goal is different, it still hasn't changed much."
"What are you talking about?" Mu Yanxiao was a little puzzled. Didn't Albert bring his Garfield to show off today
Albert stroked his own Garfield's soft fur. "Rob, get that thing from Garfield."
Rob, who has been standing behind Albert and Mu Yi, who has a back like Mu Yi, bent down and put one hand on his chest: "Please wait a moment, master."
Mu Yanxiao was confused: "What is it?"
Young Master Lin You also tilted his head directly, and the two tufts of ear hair also tilted up.
"It's just a little surprise." Albert smiled: "I think you should like it."
Hearing his master's words, Garfield Fat Miao immediately became energetic, and yelled at Lin You Miao several times. His demeanor couldn't be more stupid and arrogant. Lin You Lynn Master Xx's paws itch for a while.
Then…
Under the infinite pampering of his blind master, Young Master Lin You really turned around and sharpened his claws on the sofa behind Young Master Mu.
Mu Yanxiao's forehead twitched when he heard the sound, even if this guy turned into a ferocious lynx, he didn't grow up to be taller, did he still persevere in the sin of snakes? ! Fortunately, it can't speak, otherwise wouldn't it be a headache every day? ! However, for some necessary communication, maybe he needs a mobile phone with a small keyboard? Let your big cats communicate with their paws
So thinking about it, First Young Master Mu reached out without hesitation and grabbed the short tail that was dangling next to his face, which was about the length of a palm, and pulled it into his arms.
"Meow-ow?!" [Damn it! Who pulled the young master's tail! Don't want to live meow? !]
"Lin Lin, the leather of the sofa you sharpen your claws is worth 100,000 yuan, what do you think?" Also, a claw owner like you is very worried about using a touch-screen phone or tablet for you
Lin You Grinding Claw Lynx, who was stiff immediately: "..."
I don't talk, I just touch it, who makes it too weak. Moreover, when I was a parrot, I didn't have the habit of touching things at all. But now I don't know why my paws are itchy!
"Meow~"[Ahahahaha!]
Garfield Fat Cat on the opposite side is releasing the most malicious taunt. Young Master Lin You glanced at it quietly, and then decided not to bother with this non-talking cat.
But just when Lin You turned his head to express his contempt, he suddenly heard a very strange, um, mechanical sound with some embellishments added, and the content of this sound and the accompanying sound of cats Yelling, making Young Master Lin You turn his head sharply in an instant, almost breaking his delicate neck! !
"Ahem! Ah ha ha ha ha! Lin, Lin? Ni is so stupid! Ni actually took a picture of the sofa grinding paper! Fat Master Meow has special cute claw grinding paper pillars! Hahaha! Master Miao can also talk! What will you do? What will you do?!"
Surprised Mu Yanxiao: "..."
Shocked young master Lin You: "..."
Grandpa Albert with a smug smile: "Hehe. Little thing, I don't think other people will care much about my research results. But Mu, you will definitely like and need it. How? This is my research result. The language converter, which has been developed after spending more than one billion yuan, can directly convert the meanings that pets want to express at this time into human words according to the frequency and fluctuation of pets' calls."
"And this little machine has a variety of languages to choose from. Now the most common pets such as cats, canines, and birds can be converted and translated. The voices also include cute loli Zhengtai voice, tyrant president voice, and broadcast host. Orthodox tone, as well as more than a dozen language tones such as charming and gentle, haha, my Garfield is Orleans dialect, how about it? Doesn’t it sound good?!”
At the end of Mu Yanxiao's hearing, his original admiration turned into an ellipsis, the cute Zhengtaiyin and the domineering president... You are so old and so childlike, does your family know? Coupled with the thought that in the future, this kind of magical weapon that can drive people crazy will soon be owned by his little pet with snake spirit disease, first young master Mu's inexplicable face is covered with a layer of sadness.
He could almost foresee the troubled future.
Without the shackles of language, his big cat will definitely break out of City A and dominate the world. If it goes abroad.
Compared with Mu Yanxiao's entangled emotions of mixed joy and sorrow, at this moment, Master Lin You Lynx's eyes are so bright that they can be used as searchlights in the middle of the night! Emma, what did the young master hear just now! A little machine that can make my grandfather talk! There is also the option of changing the voice and safe person! ! Oh meow~ Is there anything more beautiful than this in this world? !
"Of course, my family's Garfield's voiceprint fluctuates very richly, so the sentences spoken are also relatively rich. This is related to IQ." Albert did not forget to show off his Garfield's IQ: "If it is an animal with insufficient IQ , perhaps the converted language will be more monotonous.”
First Young Master Mu was expressionless, thinking hehe.
You will never know how rich my family's Lin Lin language is, and how terrible the effect of every sentence is.