Lin You, the macaw, really didn't want to agree to Mu Yanxiao's foolish proposal of "carrying a parrot caregiver".
But the problem is that now he is not the uncle, the uncle is Mu Yanxiao who controls his basic necessities of life, even life and death. So facing Mu Yanxiao's staring eyes that looked blind even though they were blind, Lin You finally resigned to his fate and nodded his parrot's head—isn't it just a guide to blindness, a dog can do it How could he not be able to do it? !
But Mu Yanxiao couldn't see Lin You's nod, so Young Master Mu frantically shook the parrot cage up and down, left and right, making Lin You dizzy for a while, and finally said, "What do you think? At least Do you want to squeak too?"
So Lin You: "... squeak."
Mu Yanxiao was silent for a while, and then opened the small door of the parrot's cage with his fingers, reached in, and touched the dodging Lin You from head to toe.
The feathers in hand are smooth and delicate, with a little bit of the body temperature of small animals, which inexplicably makes people feel warmed up. "Very good, as long as you do your best, I'll let you eat until you're stuffed to death every day."
As for Lin You's parrot, he just rolled his eyes, and then heheed twice in his heart, damn it, you are the only one who has a snake spirit to make such a solemn promise to a parrot after being blinded. In addition, the young master is not a real parrot, how could he eat it to death? ! and also!
"Kar-ka- molestation! Molestation!"
Mu Yanxiao's fingers touching Lin You's parrot's head suddenly paused, his good expression just now became a little distorted. The IQ of this macaw is a bit too high, even knows how to be rude? !
And Mu Er, who was listening to the commotion in the ward, felt as disturbed as a cat's paw at this moment. After hearing the hoarse molestation, he finally couldn't help asking again: "Boss?"
Mu Yanxiao pressed his forehead, turned around and walked back. "It's all right. The parrot is barking."
Mu Er: "..." Will an ordinary parrot be called indecent when it barks? ! Sure enough, the boss is different, and the parrot he raises is also different!
No matter how the brainless fan Mu Er's admiration for his boss has increased at this moment, in the ward, Young Master Mu is sneering at the parrot cage he is carrying.
"Do you know what molestation means? Who taught you to yell?" Mu Yanxiao didn't wait for Lin You to answer, and said directly, "What's wrong with my master touching you? Only as a material."
Lin You was instantly shocked by Mu Yanxiao's sudden uncle's style, and then ten thousand grass and mud horses raced through his heart. Since this Yan Xiao is so weird and thinks that he can communicate with him, then what is he hiding, anyway, a blind man, is he afraid that he will turn the world upside down? !
"...you can't see my young master, why are you making soup?" Lin Youyou made a desperate counterattack, hitting the red heart with a knife.
Mu Yanxiao was so blocked that he couldn't get up and down, his complexion was not much better than that of black sesame, and finally hehe smiled coldly and noblely: "I can let my subordinates do it."
Lin You was lying in the birdcage, covering his bird's eyes with his wings again, why couldn't he stop stepping on people and hurting his feet? !
Mu Yanxiao heard a hoarse wailing strangely, and he paused for a long time before realizing that it was the parrot he was carrying? At that moment, First Young Master Mu was a bit Spartan, and poked the invisible macaw with his hand out of nowhere, "Are you really not a parrot? Even a trained parrot is not as weird as you, is it?"
Hearing this, You Lin flapped his wings vigorously, and even pecked Mu Yanxiao's finger fiercely with his powerful vajra mouth, and shouted when the man was in pain: "You are a chicken! Chicken abduction!"
… Forgive the parrot whose tongue is not as flexible as that of a human, and sometimes it can't speak well when it is excited.
Mu Yanxiao was stunned by this excited reaction. After the thunder, he smiled instead of anger. When Lin You was furious, he shook the bird cage vigorously, turning Lin You upside down. Almost foamed at the mouth.
"Please, please don't ride the roller coaster..." Can you not be so crazy
Hearing this weak voice, Mu Yanxiao finally couldn't help laughing out loud. This was the first time since the accident last night that he really laughed out loud.
"You know even the roller coaster, you must be a parrot... You were so excited just now, you must be guilty."
Not a questioning tone, but an affirmative sentence. Lin You rolled her eyes fiercely in the cage, it's alright, it's better to let this blind and ferocious snake spirit think that he is a parrot spirit than a monster, at least he doesn't need to ask a Taoist celestial master to exorcise ghosts or something.
"Back then, I was a little parrot in the deep mountains and old forests... You saved me from the hunter! Oh, benefactor, I will repay my favor~~~"
First Young Master Mu who has never been to deep mountains and old forests: "..."
"... Do you like to watch The Legend of the White Snake? You can watch it, don't suffer from the snake spirit."
Lin You, who was called a snake maniac: "..." You are a snake maniac! Your whole family is full of snake spirits! Find a parrot to be a guide dog and say that it is a parrot spirit, who is a snake spirit if you are not a snake spirit? !
But this time, the parrot spirit Lin You didn't complain again, he was afraid that Yan Xiao would shake his cage again. Think about blood and tears.
Mu Yanxiao was satisfied that he didn't hear the rebuttal, the corner of his mouth slightly raised, and then he called out to the door: "Mu Er."
"Yes boss!!"
Mu Er flashed in in a second, with a dog-legged look like the boss, what do you tell the younger one to do immediately.
Of course Mu Yanxiao couldn't see it, but Lin You saw it and felt very speechless.
"what time is it?"
"Master, it's half past eleven, do you want to eat?"
Mu Yanxiao nodded, paused, and said, "What do parrots eat?"
Mu Er: "... Uh, I'll ask the expert, and then bring his food?"
Mu Yanxiao nodded in satisfaction: "From now on, it will always be close to me, you go and prepare the house. Well, in terms of treatment, it should be equal to Mu Wu first."
Hearing this, Mu Er almost knelt down to his boss. It's okay to have a macaw next to him. Anyway, it was sent by the old master himself, so it should be treated well. But the treatment is the same as Mu Wu? ! Boss, are you really okay? Is it too snake(…) for you to let a macaw have half a million free allowances and half a million bank balances a month? !
Moreover, Mu Wu can also borrow less than 10 million yuan from the Mu family's property for emergency relief, and can enter all three-level confidential sites. Do you let a macaw enjoy such treatment because you want to use parrots to rule the world?
"Uh, what about its gold deposit card? Give it directly?" Although Mu Er complained and messed up in his heart, on the surface he was still a super manager who was omnipotent in life. "There are still 500,000 monthly free expenses. How do I get this card?"
When Mu Er asked Mu Er's words, Mu Yanxiao was also a little worried. He had a cramp just now and decided to let this parrot spirit be treated the same as Mu Wu. The plan was to buy people's (birds') hearts, but he just thought of it at this time. , I don’t know if this parrot knows what money is, and even if it knows, how to use it
But at this time, Lin You didn't have the worries of First Young Master Mu and Mu Er at all. Now his whole bird is filled with "500,000 pocket money and 500,000 deposits every month"! OMG! How else can I say that I must be friends with the local tyrants! Otherwise, you must hug the thigh of the local tyrant tightly! ! That's a lot of money for any parrot! Aww, when he was an individual, his pocket money was only five hundred yuan a month! ! This gap... Young Master Lin You drooled and giggled a few times, thinking that being a rich parrot is not unacceptable.
"Local tycoon! Let's be friends! Local tyrant! I will be your bird in life, and I will be your stuffed bird in death!!"
Mu Yanxiao was immediately thrilled by the twitching of his voice, he twitched the corner of his mouth after he understood what this guy said, he was indeed a parrot spirit, even the local tyrants knew it. And Mu Er was a little silly when he was stimulated by Lin You's parrot's reaction. This, this parrot is so good at talking? Amazing!
And the more powerful is yet to come.
After the bold confession passed, Lin You's parrot stood in the cage, waved its wings, and coughed twice: "Give me a small cloth bag with cards in it! Hang it around my neck!"
Mu Yanxiao: "..." Sure enough, he became a master.
Mu Er: "..." It's too, too powerful.
Both of them were stunned for a while, of course it was Mu Yanxiao who came back to his senses in the end: "Let's do it like this."
Mu Er nodded slightly stiffly, ready to turn around and go to work. Except for the card, no lunch has been ordered yet.
"Gah! Don't forget the password! Three six three eight!"
Hearing that Mu Er, who has always been extremely stable, staggered and almost fell, and then gave him a look of pity in Mu Wu's puzzled eyes outside the door.
What a tragedy it is to be a human being but a macaw. However, are all macaws so clever and intelligent? Then, should he raise one as well, and let it hang the most confidential Mu's consortium reports and other data on the USB flash drive? I believe that those hostile forces will definitely not be found even if they die.
When Mu Er left the ward, Mu Yanxiao followed the voice and looked at the cage next to him, "What do you want so much money for?" Although he had already decided in his heart that this was a parrot spirit, at least a parrot that was about to mature, he still didn't want to. It's very understandable that this guy likes money.
Lin You rolled his eyes in the cage when he heard the words: "Without money, it is absolutely impossible!"
Mu Yanxiao, who is rich but not omnipotent: "..."
Mu Er's work efficiency was quite high. Fifteen minutes later, he and Mu Wu came in with a dining cart and a card.
"Master, the card has been processed, and the money for this month has been deposited. I found someone to hand-made a small rabbit fleece bag, the chain is made of fine steel, and a few small diamonds are inlaid."
Hearing this, Mu Yanxiao thought it was ok, and nodded. reach out.
Mu Er put the small cloth bag with the card in his boss's hand, then looked at Mu Yanxiao groping around with some surprise, then put the small cloth bag on it and jumped out of the cage. The macaws in the hands of the elder and younger.
No wonder the young master treats it so well, this cleverness alone is unique.
Both Lin You and Mu Yanxiao were very satisfied. The former thought that he had become a local tyrant, while the latter was satisfied with Lin You's psychic. After touching Lin You's wings, Mu Yanxiao turned his head: "Okay, put your lunch here, you go out... Unless I call to come in, otherwise, none of you can enter."
Mu Er and Mu Wu nodded immediately when they heard the words, and Mu Er said before leaving: "Young master, I have asked the parrot experts. Macaws mainly eat fruits, seeds, nuts and other foods, and a small amount of meat protein is also fine. , the second floor of the dining car is its food, you can feed it."
Mu Yanxiao nodded, "You can go down now."
When Mu Yanxiao and Lin You were left in the ward again, First Young Master Mu suddenly took a deep breath, reached out and touched Lin You's head: "It's time for lunch."
Lin You blinked, so
"It's time to test you, come and help me eat."
Lin You rolled his eyes, and then couldn't help but chuckled in his heart, oops, I'm about to see the embarrassment of this domineering and cool guy, I'm so happy just thinking about it!
"But before we eat, let's discuss one thing first." Mu Yanxiao coughed suddenly: "What do you want to be called? How about Great King Kong?"
Lin You: "..." Hehe!