Question: For a tall, handsome, rich, tyrannical and cool man to be instantly disillusioned, what conditions does the other party need to meet
Lin You's parrot answered: It was named 'Great King Kong' for a beautiful gray-green macaw.
Why don't you just call him Xiaoye orangutan? ! How big is a macaw? It's called Big King Kong. Do you plan to call him Mutou if you have a son in the future? !
Of course, the above is Lin You's own internal complaints. His current state is not suitable to tell Mu Yanxiao that you are actually very tall, but because of your name, you are fat and round. He's just a bird, that's the tragic truth.
"I don't like the name, I'm not big at all!"
Lin You's tone was particularly righteous.
Mu Yanxiao's expression froze when he heard it. In fact, he had been complained about by his grandfather and the second-generation ancestor brother too many times about his incompetence in naming, and the names of the five people from Mu Yi to Mu Wu were enough to show that he was incompetent. Naming is really incompetent.
But hearing from people other than family again? Expressing dissatisfaction with his incompetence in naming, Mu Yanxiao felt depressed, but at the same time brought some inexplicable joy—cough, the heights are so cold, and his subordinates are always too obedient to have any fun at all. This BOSS didn't even think about it, with his always expressionless face but exuding the aura of "if you mess with me, I'll kill your whole family", who can give him fun
So Mu Boss was not angry, and touched Lin You's wings with a gentle voice: "Then what name do you want?"
Lin You almost yelled out the word "Lin You" without thinking, but he stopped abruptly when he reached the point of his mouth. No matter how careless a person is, when he suddenly hears a macaw blurting someone's name, he will secretly hesitate for a while, so if this person who looks rich and handsome is actually more likely to be a gangster What about the name he called out
Maybe Mu Jiji will directly ask Mu Jiji to investigate his background, right? Although he felt that he might not be able to find anything in Yanxiao with his family's strange relatives who were called celestial masters, but what if there was an eventuality? A parrot just happened to say the name of the person he 'could' have run into and killed
Once these two disjoint dots are connected together, this seemingly sophisticated person will definitely think of something.
So, after Lin You got stuck, he said a word slowly. "Lin... Lin!"
Since you can't say your name, let's just say your surname. It's fine to be called Lin.
It's just that Lin You overestimated the comprehension of the blind master.
After hearing Lin You's opening, Mu Yanxiao thought for a while and nodded: "Lin Lin? This name is okay, but in fact, if Lin Lin is good, it can be called Yan Yan."
Lin You especially wanted to give this person a sharp mouth. He was talking about Lin... Lin! There was a long pause in the middle, okay? How did you hear Cheng Linlin? And what about Lin Lin, remind him of his childhood when he was a pain in the ass, okay
But at this time, the resistance was useless. Mu Yanxiao's efficiency was too high, and he had already started using this name.
"Lin Lin, what dishes are on the small dining table in front of me now? Where are the chopsticks?"
Lin You couldn't help but rolled his eyes fiercely when he heard this very dear (egg) cut (painful) address, then sighed resignedly, and began to report the name of the dish: "Oh ~ here is a big plate with a piece of Huge pieces of meat, vivid colors! There are curly noodles next to it! There is also a bird egg! Next to the big plate is a bowl of white thick water~ Then there is a plate of crushed fruit and two pieces of yellow dry noodles!! It feels so rich!"
Mu Yanxiao, who was extremely pained to hear it: "..."
"speak English."
"Oh, how can you expect a bird to speak human words! Although the young master really said it~"
Mu Yanxiao: "... Otherwise, wages will be deducted."
Lin You: "!"
After a whimper, his limp body stood up straight, "Report to the king, on the small dining table in front of you is a piece of medium-rare steak, pasta, half-cooked poached eggs, and next to it are potato soup and fruit salad. There are two slices of bread T=T."
The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but the wages can't be lost! !
"..." Mu Yanxiao was shocked by the precise and completely different menu. Sure enough, the parrot was really playing tricks on him just now, and he didn't feel wrong.
Mu Yanxiao nodded lightly, then grabbed Lin You's entire bird's body with lightning speed, raised his bird's head with his index finger, and warned sinisterly: "Although I think a parrot Essence is good, but parrot spirits who dare to provoke their masters can easily become a bowl of tonic soup, don't you understand?"
Lin You Parrot Spirit: "..." QAQ is so scary, I don't believe that pets are really favored anymore!
However, the mean-spirited Lin You still didn't stop trying to die. "Is it okay to flirt?"
Mu Yanxiao: "..." The parrot spirit really can't hold it.
"If you have the ability to tease me."
Lin You listened to the words that faintly despised his ability, turned his bird's head in disdain and hummed twice, you are a blind man, and you want me to be your personal advisor, even if you close your eyes, you can find opportunities to tease you ! ! Well, we'll see when we take a shower! !
"Okay, let's not talk about this, after knowing the food, the next step is to eat, where are the knife and fork...?"
Lin You also felt that he couldn't waste any more time, and it was almost twelve o'clock just now.
"First touch the small dining table, then move up, just like you touch a woman's thigh, and slowly you will be able to touch the knife and fork next to it!"
Mu Yanxiao: "...you won. Next time, you can speak human words to me, but you can treat other people as you like." Mu Yanxiao felt a little stomachache before eating. A woman's thigh casts a shadow, and the depth of her thigh = a knife and fork or something, too hurtful.
Lin You laughed wildly in his heart, flapped his wings frantically, and then chuckled twice.
"Hey, grab my wings, lest you accidentally burn or sharply hurt yourself, I will pull your hand to the side of the knife and fork."
Young master Lin You finally became serious, and Mu Yanxiao finally heaved a sigh of relief in his heart. It's really a refined animal, so don't keep it in the future!
However, Mu Yanxiao depressed Lin You just now, but overturned his point of view in the next few minutes.
Lin You carefully took Mu Yanxiao's left hand and put it on the fork, then lightly pecked twice to signal Mu Yanxiao to let go, then jumped to the side of Mu Yanxiao's right hand, and put his hand on the knife next to it.
When Mu Yanxiao was ready, Lin You tilted his head and thought about it, and said, "Your food target is between your right and left hands, about ten centimeters away from your right hand. You can eat it for sure!"
Mu Yanxiao almost laughed when he heard the last word, but he was very satisfied with his pet's precise and considerate statement. He raised the corner of his mouth, and his right hand poked ten centimeters away with a knife just like Lin You said. plate, and found the beef exactly.
As long as he can determine the location, Mu Yanxiao's hands-on ability is amazing.
Standing by the side, Lin You watched in amazement as the man sliced up the steak neatly and put it into his mouth, and even poked a fork of pasta without dropping it on the hospital bed. Got taller again. Moreover, Lin You noticed Mu Yanxiao's hands—these hands were extremely stable, without any unnecessary movements.
It wasn't until this time that Lin You really felt that the man in front of him was quite powerful. It had nothing to do with his financial resources and status, but his own kind of rock-solid demeanor, which showed the charm and self-confidence of this man all the time. Such a person should stand at the top. Just like his weird, once-seen, genius uncle.
Tsk, inexplicably thinking that the parrot, the most terrifying and admired existence in his life, can't afford to be hurt, Lin You froze for a moment, wondering if his family knew about his current situation.
Since my uncle can figure out that he will die at the age of 25, how can he figure out that at least his soul has not returned to the underworld, right
"Lin Lin?"
Just when Lin You was lamenting depressed about his situation, he suddenly heard Mu Yanxiao's voice, the voice was still low and sweet, but still a bit hesitant.
"What’s wrong with you?"
Lin You flapped his wings when he heard the words, "I miss home." He didn't care how Mu Yanxiao felt that he was depressed, he always wanted to find someone to listen to at this moment.
"I miss my father and mother, my grandpa and uncle, although my uncle is terrible, but I still miss him. I don't know if they miss me."
"..." Mu Yanxiao paused when he heard Lin You's words, and gently put down the knife and fork. After being silent for a long time, he reached out and touched Lin You's head, and said, "Do you want to go back?"
"I can't go back for now." Lin You replied in a low voice. Not to mention that the 50 meters cannot leave Mu Yanxiao's tortured distance, even if he finds his family, it will probably take a while for them to find a way.
Mu Yanxiao didn't know the meaning of Lin You's words. He pursed his lips and closed his eyes suddenly, "I can ask Mu Yi to drive you back."
Lin You tilted his body and asked in surprise, "What did you say?"
Mu Yanxiao's complexion was not good: "Before I plan to hire you for a long time, let's go quickly."
Lin You was stunned for a moment, then suddenly thought of Mu Yanxiao's thoughts, he giggled twice, then paused, and said softly: "You misunderstood, I can't find a way to go back now. It's not because of you You want to support me, but thank you for letting me go."
Mu Yanxiao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, not to mention his own feelings for this parrot, in his current state, it is really not easy for him to leave. Still, can't find a way to go back? Mu Yanxiao raised his eyebrows: "You are really a parrot spirit, so you can't find your original gathering place of elves?"
Lin You almost suffocated himself in one breath, and struggled for a long time, thinking that he could not expose himself, so he could only nod bitterly: "Well, you can also say that. Before finding that way (Grandpa's plan), I will I can't go back."
Mu Yanxiao thought for a while, "Why don't you just do this, until you find a way to go back, you should stay by my side, and I will try to help you."
Mu Yanxiao's thinking coincides with Lin You's. Although Lin You can directly let Mu Yanxiao take him back to find his grandfather, this will definitely make Mu Yanxiao suspicious. He is now in Mu Yanxiao's heart. He's just a parrot spirit. If he suddenly turns into a human, he will probably become angry with embarrassment. He doesn't know what sensational tragedy he will do, and it will be bad at that time.
How about taking good care of Mu Yanxiao, gaining the trust of this person, and then finding a way to let him go to the father's office, so that the family can find a way to save him if he leaves any information at that time! Such a safety factor will be much higher and the safest.
So Lin You put aside his depression temporarily, waved his wings and said, "Okay my lord! Follow my orders! Your lord, please treat him well~ He is already your parrot~"
Listening to Lin You, Mu Yanxiao suddenly convulsed again: "Speak human words!"
"Hey, you still have some beef and pasta on your plate. If you don't mind, can you let me eat? I'm hungry."
And just when Mu Yanxiao was twitching his mouth to answer, suddenly there was a loud noise from outside the door, it seemed like someone kicked the door