This Lord is Everywhere

Chapter 68: And two and ha

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Basically, every individual will have a little bit of the spirit of Ah Q, and the self-comforting ability of human beings is really the most outstanding among all animals.

Therefore, even though the current body is a puppy husky, but because the soul is still an out-and-out human being, Lin You Erha's self-comforting ability is still very strong. After being hugged and rubbed by his master, Young Master Lin You accepted his current body very calmly, even with some satisfaction.

And as its owner, Mu Yanxiao, who has harvested a lively Erha, is also in a good mood at this time - after all, compared to the previous tortoise, this husky is really much more convenient.

Well, as for strength... First Young Master Mu thought about it seriously, and with a final wave of his hand, he asked Mu Wu to 'invite' Young Master Wang over.

Wang Xiao looked at the man sitting on the hospital bed and the dog lying in his arms, looking at him with a cute and stupid face, twitching the corners of his mouth and rolling his eyes in a particularly embarrassing manner.

"I said Mu Da! Can you calm down?! Look at yourself now. Since you are blind, you should be a normal blind! Don't be blind and always do things that you can see. What people do!"

"Don't think that I don't know that you did what happened to the Zheng family and the Chen family a few days ago. Although I think what you did is very gratifying and I like to hear it, it doesn't mean that I am willing to let you do it again and again. The kidnapping! Isn’t it just for a dog?! This guy can’t even speak! It looks so special!!”

As Wang Xiao said this, his face became tangled again: "I said Mu Da, although I don't have a lot of kindness towards animals, but I think your way of keeping pets seems wrong? If I didn't make a mistake If so, take the dead tortoise next to you, this silly and cute one should be your fourth pet? No, no, is it your fifth pet?! Mu Da, although I hit you a little bit, but I I have to seriously warn you, just give up! You are really not suitable for this job!"

Mu Yanxiao's face suddenly darkened.

However, First Young Master Wang didn't care at all whether it would make Mu Yanxiao unhappy, and looked at Lin You Erha with a particularly pitiful look, and concluded with a sigh: "I knew before that there are men who will beat their wives." , Those sad guys are all married to one to die, today I actually saw a pet, you are simply raising something to die, people think about their lives, most of them never marry, although the life of a pet is not very valuable, But anyway, that's life, so you should let this product go! At worst, I'll pay for it, tell me? How much did you pay for it? I can cover it for less than 200,000!"

As a result, First Young Master Wang didn't wait for First Young Master Mu's anger, but instead waited for the silly roar in his eyes.

Wang Wang Wang Wang Wang! !

"What do you mean? Are you cursing the young master to die? The young master finally got a strong body and you curse the dead! What is your intention?! Also! The young master is not selling himself!! Just 200,000 to buy Xiaoye, you are so stupid, does your brother know that?!"

The above is the voice of the gang boss.

Wang Xiao: "..."

I bought a watch last year! ! After the snake-sick parrot last time, he actually saw another husky who was acting stupid while committing double-snake-sickness! ! Even if this guy can talk, he can't resist the aura of two snakes rushing towards his face! !

"Idiot, don't be forgiven just because you are cute." Wang Xiao's surroundings began to emit black air: "Don't say that your little heart still needs me to save, even if you are healthy and healthy, what I just said That is also a rare outpouring of kindness. I didn’t make you worship me gratefully, but I was in a good mood, and you still yelled at me? Believe it or not, I can pickle you with one knife?”

Lin You, the wolf of the Eastern Capital, felt inexplicably hurt. "..."

"How I keep pets is my business, so don't worry about it. You are here to show Lin Lin's heart, and you don't have to worry about the rest. Besides, why do dogs have heart disease?" Mu Yanxiao said with a look on his face. Serious and puzzled, he thought, shouldn't dogs have no other diseases except colds

Veterinarian Wang expressed his ignorance about this product.

"What is heart disease? Kidney failure, kidney stones, liver cancer, stomach problems, people can have as many diseases as dogs can, and the treatment is much more troublesome than humans. Otherwise, why are there so many stray dogs on the street? Many of them were given up by their owners because of terminal illnesses." Wang Xiao sneered, "So human beings really can't be attributed to animals, because they themselves are inferior to animals!"

Mu Yanxiao: "..." For an older middle school sophomore who has anti-social and anti-human thoughts and is arrogant and arrogant, it's better for him not to say anything. Although he really wanted to say it, he had scolded himself in what he said just now.

"Cure quickly."

Wang Xiao snorted dissatisfiedly, then stepped forward and slipped the nape of Lin You Erha's neck with one hand, while stroking Lin You Erha's white belly over and over with the other hand. Young Master Lin You couldn't accept that groping technique. While moaning angrily, he struggled vigorously: "Indecent! You're indecent!! You touch my belly! My whole body is full of blood. No clothes!! How can you play hooligans on a dog?! You are so insane and have no morals to death!!"

"Ya Butterfly! Blind master, come and save me! If you don't stop him, he's going to touch my dick!!"

These dog words simply blinded the ears of all those present.

Mu Wu didn't come up in one breath, coughed earth-shatteringly, and Mu Yanxiao also stretched out his hand to touch Lin You's tail with a dark face, and pulled him into his arms.

"...cough. Have you checked it?"

Even though Mu Yanxiao couldn't see Wang Da's veterinary doctor's face, he could feel that this man's mood was absolutely stormy based on the surrounding atmosphere.

Wang Xiao sneered loudly. "Check your fart! With this dog's current mental state, what is that little heart? It's a scourge for thousands of years! There's no need to treat it at all!!"

Lin Youshu expressed his grievance in the arms of his blind master. He was telling the truth just now, and he is not a real dog! All right! His body is a real dog, but his soul is a human being! What does it look like to be touched by another man? ! In the future, the young master will marry, bah, marry a wife! What can lose innocence? !

Mu Yanxiao patted the dog's head again.

"Then let's talk about the precautions. There must be something to pay attention to. This time, no matter what, I won't let it have any accidents, even if I hold it 24 hours a day."

Wang Xiao's answer was an angrily cold snort.

First Young Master Mu sighed: "Did you pass by Mu's Mall these days? Did you see Yanming?"

Wang Xiao's eyes flashed brightly: "What? You want to show off to me your bad brother who has reformed?"

Mu Yanxiao looked disapproving: "How long will it take to conclude that he has changed his ways? There will be a long time to test him in the future! But no matter what, at least he is not upset now, don't you want to let your family also better?"

Young Master Wang immediately thought of his bad brother. The corner of his mouth twitched, and he said with some hesitation: "Even if my family's leg was broken once, he hasn't improved much. Are you sure you can help me this time?"

First Young Master Mu laughed with black air on his body: "Your brother is in a bad mood, and he is more peaceful than my brother."

Wang Xiao thought about it carefully, and felt that this was really the case, so he finally looked at the idiot who put his head into Mu Yanxiao's arms, only showing two furry hind legs and tail, rolled his eyes and nodded in agreement. exchange.

"As long as he doesn't get too excited, eat less greasy food, less salty food, less sweet food, exercise more, and be less stupid."

"..." Lin You, who felt that she had been retaliated by words, was not stupid but cute.

Mu Yanxiao: "..." He inexplicably felt that his IQ was also despised

Hehe, First Young Master Mu decided that he would definitely train Wang Xiao's brother well.

After saying this, Young Master Wang waved his hand and walked away out of sight and out of mind. And in less than half an hour after he left, Lin You, the not-stupid-but-cute husky master, felt deeply how miserable it would be for a beast to piss off a veterinarian.

dinner time.

Young Master Lin You stared at his beaded eyes, stretched out his little fat paw, and pointed at the plate of dog food in front of him, his voice trembled from the stimulation: "Fuck~~ Can anyone explain to me?" What happened to the dog food in front of me?!"

At this time, Mu Wu brought dinner and hadn't left yet. For this husky cub that suddenly appeared, suspected to be Lin Lin, and was especially suitable for his pet choice, Mu Wu couldn't wait to take him back to raise him. Now seeing it tilting its head and staring at the two blue glass eyes and broad bean eyebrows that don't look ferocious at all, my heart melts. Tie Han instantly softened:

"This is the dog food we specially airlifted from Albert's pet special factory! It is pure natural and pollution-free, and it tastes delicious and chewy. It is definitely the best food choice for senior puppies! How is it?! I really like it!"

Lin Youha, who stared at broad bean eyes and broad bean eyebrows: "Hehe." I like your sister! How many times have I said that Lao Tzu is a man and not a dog! What kind of dog food do you eat? Eat your sister's dog food! ! So what if it's the highest quality dog food? In the final analysis, this is still dog food! !

So Lin You Erha pushed the dog food away with the two front paws in disgust, squatted upright in the arms of his blind master, and said very solemnly: "I want to eat steak. Braised short ribs are also fine. Finally I also want to eat big plate chicken next time. Whoever asks me to eat dog food, I will definitely tell him with my cute little tiger teeth that I need to be serious about feeding it!"

Mu Wu, whose glass heart was shattered in an instant: "...".

First Young Master Mu who felt a bit of a toothache: "... Wang Xiao said just now that you can't eat very oily, salty, or sweet things. For the sake of your body, dog food is the best."

Erha Lin burst into fury in an instant: "What are you talking about?! Say it again?! Young Master, I have worked so hard to stay by your side. Because of you, you almost lost your soul, and you actually let Grandpa eat dog food?! Do you have a conscience? I don’t care, I want to eat steak! I want to eat braised short ribs!! I want to eat big plate chicken!! There are also braised pork, boiled shrimp, steamed sea bass, and Man Han banquet!! If you don’t let me eat, I will run away from home! !"

Mu Yanxiao twitched the corners of his mouth, his pet was suffering from a snake spirit again, and he suddenly began to miss that very peaceful little green-skinned turtle again.

"... Ask Mu Si to make a light meat dish, mix it with rice, carrots, and corn kernels."

When First Young Master Mu confronted his pet, all the domineering and cool things disappeared completely, and he would always be the first to compromise. However, he's happy with it.

After Mu Wu brought up the rations that Mu Si specially searched for from the Internet with the best ingredients and chef-like craftsmanship that fit Lin You Erha's aesthetics and taste, First Young Master Mu closed his eyes and wiped the rations on his forehead. Under the slight pain of twitching, he can still be distracted thinking about the fact that his pet is too special——

With today's reminder about evil Taoists, and the woman who came over? Banshee? If it was not coordinated, Mu Yanxiao suddenly realized that there were actually many small details that he hadn't paid attention to. Maybe it's because the guess of the 'parrot spirit' is too unreal to make it difficult to get to the bottom of it. At this time, if you look into it, there are too many loopholes in this guess.

Even if it is a parrot spirit, if it has lived in the deep mountains and old forests for a long time, it is impossible for it to speak in a tone that is suitable for "ordinary people" after it comes to human society; even if it is a parrot spirit, it has just come to human society. Should not use computers, credit cards, and high-end fitness equipment, do not violate a human rule.

As Mu Yanxiao thought this way, the pain in his brain was gradually suppressed by him. Finally, Mu Yanxiao thought of the uncle who was said to be a bandit from the Qinling hunting family who had come to deliver the lynx. According to Mu Yi, that person was an extremely dangerous existence. Although he was smirking most of the time, he occasionally looked at himself and Mu Yi, but he ignored them with extreme strength.

That is a person who can defeat a hundred with one.

Such a person is just a hunter? Mu Yanxiao touched the smooth fur of his hand, raised his eyebrows and thought, when that man left, he seemed to have packed three tables full of Chinese people? It tastes very similar to his pet's.

Laughing softly twice, Mu Yanxiao felt that it was time for him to investigate the Qinling area. Maybe there will be surprises